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Pets / Re: Dog Given A Grand And Befitting Burial Ceremony In Lagos ( Photo ) by yuzedo: 2:24pm On Dec 03, 2014 |
Started reading this in stitches, but sobered up considerably to appreciate the situation and understand the man's thinking. Heaven knows I can totally relate to the motivation behind this action. Dogs are just the best! I commiserate with this thoughtful man on his irreplaceable loss. God bless Dr. Pappilo's dog-soul, amen. 4 Likes |
Travel / Re: My Recent One-chance Experience Along Lagos/ibadan Express by yuzedo: 8:51pm On Dec 02, 2014 |
soooooo, wit ur big brest u didnt have persona jip?! 18 Likes |
Family / Re: Why Do Men Get Re-Married More Than Women? by yuzedo: 8:47pm On Dec 02, 2014 |
No, I have a more pertinent question. My question is - Why do we have so many widows that are landladies in Benin? 10 Likes |
Health / Re: Photos: Popular Nigerian CEO Has Lived With HIV For 15 Years by yuzedo: 8:29pm On Dec 02, 2014 |
laimo:Inspired eh? Be like say HIV don almost finish ya laife? 2 Likes |
Health / Re: Photos: Popular Nigerian CEO Has Lived With HIV For 15 Years by yuzedo: 8:27pm On Dec 02, 2014 |
Very handsome, fit brother = HIV positive Moral = All you madafackin' girls better start nacking us worwor boys cos God no fit curse us with worwor + HIV join... I know all you girls still DTF this fine brother, HIV or not. Iz God da wee punish y'all! 10 Likes |
Celebrities / Re: 39yrs Old Actress Rita Dominic Is Getting Married ★pics★ by yuzedo: 3:05pm On Dec 02, 2014 |
all of u are an bastad if u tink am not gonna marry rita after she have ate my mony. By the way the magun i project in her can neva neva let her live my live unless am not d real nebor of dangoate. 15 Likes 2 Shares |
Religion / Re: Christians Must Choose Between Apostle Paul And Jesus Christ - Femi Aribisala by yuzedo: 4:06pm On Nov 30, 2014 |
sonOfLucifer:Rotfl!!! 1 Like |
Celebrities / Re: BIRTHDAY BASH: Photos From Finest Girl Nigeria Rita Onyinye's Birthday Party! by yuzedo: 12:05pm On Nov 28, 2014 |
huh. I taught is my sweet-hat rita demonic. Just look her long onitcha head. Loonnggggg hisssssss! 6 Likes |
Music/Radio / Re: Chaz B Of Rhytm FM Is Dead by yuzedo: 5:13pm On Nov 22, 2014 |
Service to the living... Honor to our dead. Glory lasts forever, Chaz B. Well done! 6 Likes 1 Share |
Celebrities / Re: The Shocking Photographs Which Revealed That Seals ARE Having Sex With Penguins by yuzedo: 11:32am On Nov 20, 2014 |
But just look at that fvcking Seagull in the first picture just observing like a fuvking perv, perhaps waiting its turn. 2 Likes |
Celebrities / Re: The Shocking Photographs Which Revealed That Seals ARE Having Sex With Penguins by yuzedo: 11:30am On Nov 20, 2014 |
DesChyko:I. am. CRYINGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGG
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Politics / Re: 2015: “obasanjo And I Have Agreed To Save Nigeria” – Atiku by yuzedo: 8:02pm On Nov 18, 2014 |
"I dey laff..." |
Literature / Re: Love Story Of A Unilag Babe And Bus Conductor by yuzedo: 7:06pm On Nov 18, 2014 |
unarguably one of the most beautiful, most touching pieces I've read in a bit. 3 Likes |
TV/Movies / Re: What Are Your Most Memorable Scenes From A Nollywood Film? by yuzedo: 3:16pm On Nov 18, 2014 |
3coins:[b]See me later for a plot of land at Banana Iceland..... Nwanne you are legit!!! I don't know how those guys did it. The ad-libs in Igbo, the dialogues, the natural acting from beginning to end. When Ann Njemanze was coaxing Ahanna to tell her whether he loves Adaugo. The way Ahanna couldn't concentrate in church when he tracked Adaugo there. When Nkem Owoh was telling Mama Ahanna to nekkid herself sharply so the Armed Robber can do , he now said Ahanna?? Amam na iga abu onye ori ooooo!!! When the gang were describing how the operation went and how Bala followed one house-girl with big nyash into the room , the scene where Ahanna totally won Adaugo, flew her to a lake resort, that soundtrack that was playing "nneoma lelelelele, nyem aka gi, ka'm jide when Chief Madubuako Olisa was warning Adaugo about Ahanna and said he wants it to stop, she finally stormed off and said she must marry him, the wife was now trying to argue gently with Chief, he said oh so you are conspiring with your daughter now eh? The woman immediately became placating out of respect for her great husband, she said, "hey its not like that now, eh, NNA ANYI".. CHAIIII!!!! when ahanna went to visit chief in his house and came from behind to surprise him. hahahaha! In fact that whole scene and dialogue was tooooo sweet! Ahanna was just a dare-devil and legit strong man! when Peter wanted to slap destiny out of Ahanna's wife for calling him "nna" when Ahanna was captured by the gang, the smile as they removed his blindfold to reveal Peter, when he requested for privacy with his family and slammed the door after the robber... When his brother confronted him in the hospital "you killed our mother" See, bro, i have started! i'm on a roll, i warned you guys!!!! [/b] 11 Likes |
TV/Movies / Re: What Are Your Most Memorable Scenes From A Nollywood Film? by yuzedo: 3:02pm On Nov 18, 2014 |
Apart from Rattlesnake (because it will finish NL's bandwidth) Yogo Pam-Pam - Those fooool drank like 4 crates of coke at a go because they were looking to win money in the promo - Eating at restaurant, they saw one "fine, lightskin babe" from behind, after gingering who will go and toast, one approached the babe, she turned, ALBINO?!?! My guy sharply talk say na lighter e wan ask the babe for. - Same fools were stranded somewhere with their fine female friend, no transport money, they now set the babe to catch maga that will give her lift, as one thirsty foool stopped and was happy he has caught fresh fish, these two guys jump from bush enter the man car as per na we and our sister follow, this man started shouting in Igbotic accent "Oleh, oleh!" - The SAME movie, those efulefus started church business that included miracle and healings with fake people acting out scripts until they brought real mad man for deliverance. The beating no get part two mehnn!! Unknown Man is married to very faithful wife, gets blind, his wife never deserts him. His rich friend won't pay for surgery unless wife sleeps with him, she refuses, but eventually agrees when she can't take his suffering anymore. Then the blind man who was looking for his wife (she excused herself for 5mins maybe na 2mins the man go last) finds himself on the road and danfo knocks him down but the bright headlamp restores his sight. Tracks his wife, sees her stripping (albeit reluctantly) in the rich man's house. Na suicide get that babe next o! (He forgave her) Unknown Victor Osuagwu was about to be arrested by police for fraud + his son was an armed robber and as a landlord they were confiscating his house and other property. The man said "no, no you can't seize my houses, maybe if you want to seize anything at all you can take this uncompleted one here" and he pointed to one abandoned foundation in the compound. OH GOD I DIEDDDDD!!!! Diamond Ring All the scenes with Liz Benson as a f*cking scary spirit, Teju Baby Face, etc, Fantastic movie! Hostages First Nigerian movie to use helicopter. Very fantastic storyline + acting. Especially when babe broke bottle on Lanre Balogun's head! Living in Bondage When Andy collapsed and confessed to killing his wife Merit... Yet to see finer and more realistic depiction of a character's emotions in a Nigerian movie. Legendary film! Rattlesnake Beginning to end of Part 1 & 2 is just damn memorable, I can quote it word for word. Hey Jesus! .... So MANY other movies from when the movie industry was worth its salt!! Please don't get me started abeg, I have work to do! 8 Likes |
TV/Movies / Re: What Are Your Most Memorable Scenes From A Nollywood Film? by yuzedo: 2:45pm On Nov 18, 2014 |
3coins:Nwanne, stop. I'm going to piss myself. That movie gives me orgazms... Flippin' hell!!! Can someone open a Rattlesnake thread?? I want to drop 20 of my favorite quotes & scenes from Nigeria's GREATEST movie!!! 5 Likes |
Celebrities / Re: Genevieve Nnaji, Omotola Jalade-Ekeinde, & Rita Dominic Take Selfie (3 Queens!) by yuzedo: 4:31pm On Nov 16, 2014 |
guess who is d most finest baby boo in these pix? Am not even gonna mention it cos u all know Rita is d Akwa of d pix. Oh god am so proud of mysef. Chief plis clap for your amunekeuto ur a grate chairman of sweet babes mod plis move to front pege and change title to cheif sweetus babe pose with two wannabe actrest. Is a honor to NL. Dont mention. Tenk. 74 Likes 4 Shares |
Romance / Re: Mr Nairaland - December 2014 Edition [Preliminary Eliminations Round 1] by yuzedo: 3:23pm On Nov 14, 2014 |
colossus2: 2 Likes
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Romance / Re: Mr Nairaland - December 2014 Edition [Preliminary Eliminations Round 1] by yuzedo: 2:37pm On Nov 14, 2014 |
SCROLL DOWN TO "VIEWING THIS THREAD" SEE AS GIRLSSSSSS FULL THREAD DEY FIND MEN AND LATER Y'ALL HOARD THE PUNNY?!?!?! OH MA GADD, WE REALLY REALLY GIVE UP THIS TIME!!!! 6 Likes |
Foreign Affairs / Re: Evidence That Putin Is Strongest Man And Obama Is A Filthy Whimpering Dog by yuzedo: 10:41am On Nov 12, 2014 |
This thread is ALL shades of funny! By God, I hope this doesn't count against me when I visit 2 Walter Carrington, Victoria Island soon... Biko, GOD BLESS AMERICA!!!!! 4 Likes |
Religion / Re: To All Atheist, Agnostic, Skeptics E.t.c Do People Know You As An Atheist? by yuzedo: 1:56pm On Nov 07, 2014 |
BuddhaPalm:This is my post of the month! I am a big fan of yours, BuddhaPalm... 4 Likes |
Religion / Re: The Sin Of self-service And Its Consequencies In The Life Of God's People by yuzedo: 1:45pm On Nov 07, 2014 |
timmy2409:JPEG of the yearrr!!! 18 Likes |
Politics / Re: The Helicopters That Evacuated CDS Badeh’s Family From Mubi: A Lesson For All Ni by yuzedo: 1:32pm On Nov 07, 2014 |
slimfit1:I died!! |
Celebrities / Re: Pictures Of Ay's New Home Designed By His Wife by yuzedo: 1:40pm On Nov 04, 2014 |
BeloHorizonte14:Not at all, my good man... Old Money - Wealth (most times passed on from generation to generation) that comes with pedigree, class, and quiet dignity. Synonymous with the bourgeois or proletariat class of society. Old money families will typically teach their children six languages and three instruments including violin, piano and other classy shxt. They know the difference between a chardonnay and a cabernet sauvignon, and how to consume, and with what. Vehicles of choice, Mercedes, Rolls Royce. Vacation destinations include Gstaad, Switzerland (they know the G is silent), Ibiza (they know it is pronounced "I-bee-tha", etc. Examples include Dantata & family, Yuzedo (the Elite) & Sons, etc. New Money - Riches (newly acquired to the surprise of all including and especially the holder) that motivates one to flaunt it on social media. Buy garrulous jewellery, buy "HUMMER JEEP" or any other Fxcking "JEEP" for that matter (it's not an SUV to them) and champagne every friday with ratchet hoes and equally-loud, "jaiye-jaiye" friends. The money dey quick finish, e no dey ever reach their grandkids because they are averse to buying the future, but would rather purchase vanities in the present. Holiday itinerary - LONDON (e no dey ever pass London, and they love Peckham more than Jesus Christ?! Oh my fackin' gaad!! Can also be found in Woolwich, NEVER EVER in Knightsbridge) Examples include ALL NIGERIAN CELEBRITIES (except Rita Dominic), Femi-Fani Kayode, and Sagamite (Bros i use God beg you na play!) ... Hope I have been able to convince you and not confuse you. Tenk! 41 Likes 9 Shares |
Celebrities / Re: Pictures Of Ay's New Home Designed By His Wife by yuzedo: 10:08am On Nov 04, 2014 |
CityNG:These are the type of people we try to keep out of Banana Iceland. Old money hates new money for a reason; Tacky is not our style. 10 Likes |
Jokes Etc / Re: Bill Gates Offers Young Thug $9,000,000 Cash To Stop Making Music by yuzedo: 9:56am On Nov 03, 2014 |
TOO funny! 3 Likes |
Nairaland / General / Re: Another Bird Turns Into A Woman In Lagos. (see Photos) by yuzedo: 6:29pm On Nov 01, 2014 |
UjSizzle:Hi baby.. Guess who misses you? |
Health / Re: Nigerian Girl Dies In Thailand After Buttock Surgery Fails by yuzedo: 3:50pm On Oct 30, 2014 |
kennygee:So you don dey find where dem dey do am since? By the way, let's even see the A4 you are talking about sef. 11 Likes |
Sports / Re: Nigeria Escapes FIFA Ban As Court Dismisses Case by yuzedo: 3:38pm On Oct 30, 2014 |
Call me I love you 2 Likes |
Sports / Re: Nigeria Escapes FIFA Ban As Court Dismisses Case by yuzedo: 3:37pm On Oct 30, 2014 |
Somebody fvcking hacked my account, fam! 1 Like |
Sports / Re: Nigeria Escapes FIFA Ban As Court Dismisses Case by yuzedo: 3:36pm On Oct 30, 2014 |
Did u want to be a reach man with house in london, ikoyi, jamny, etc? did u want all d big boobsie babe to love u like fanta and goat meat? did u want ur landlord to fear u and greet u every night? did u want ur village to make u igwe out of love and respect? THEN VOTE FOR CHIEF SWEETUS FOR 2015. AND TOGEDA I PROMISE TO MAKE UR DREAM COMES TRUE. NIGERIA MUST BE RENEW - sign: nairaland for cheif sweetus 22 Likes 3 Shares |
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