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Pets / Re: Dog Given A Grand And Befitting Burial Ceremony In Lagos ( Photo ) by yuzedo: 2:24pm On Dec 03, 2014
Started reading this in stitches, but sobered up considerably to appreciate the situation and understand the man's thinking. Heaven knows I can totally relate to the motivation behind this action.

Dogs are just the best! I commiserate with this thoughtful man on his irreplaceable loss. God bless Dr. Pappilo's dog-soul, amen.

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Travel / Re: My Recent One-chance Experience Along Lagos/ibadan Express by yuzedo: 8:51pm On Dec 02, 2014
soooooo, wit ur big brest u didnt have persona jip?! undecided angry

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Family / Re: Why Do Men Get Re-Married More Than Women? by yuzedo: 8:47pm On Dec 02, 2014
No, I have a more pertinent question.

My question is - Why do we have so many widows that are landladies in Benin?

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Health / Re: Photos: Popular Nigerian CEO Has Lived With HIV For 15 Years by yuzedo: 8:29pm On Dec 02, 2014
laimo:
Inspired.
Inspired eh? Be like say HIV don almost finish ya laife? sad

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Health / Re: Photos: Popular Nigerian CEO Has Lived With HIV For 15 Years by yuzedo: 8:27pm On Dec 02, 2014
Very handsome, fit brother = HIV positive

Moral = All you madafackin' girls better start nacking us worwor boys cos God no fit curse us with worwor + HIV join...

I know all you girls still DTF this fine brother, HIV or not. Iz God da wee punish y'all! angry cry

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Celebrities / Re: 39yrs Old Actress Rita Dominic Is Getting Married ★pics★ by yuzedo: 3:05pm On Dec 02, 2014
all of u are an bastad if u tink am not gonna marry rita after she have ate my mony. angry By the way the magun i project in her can neva neva let her live my live unless am not d real nebor of dangoate.

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Religion / Re: Christians Must Choose Between Apostle Paul And Jesus Christ - Femi Aribisala by yuzedo: 4:06pm On Nov 30, 2014

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Celebrities / Re: BIRTHDAY BASH: Photos From Finest Girl Nigeria Rita Onyinye's Birthday Party! by yuzedo: 12:05pm On Nov 28, 2014
huh. I taught is my sweet-hat rita demonic.
Just look her long onitcha head. undecided
Loonnggggg hisssssss! angry

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Music/Radio / Re: Chaz B Of Rhytm FM Is Dead by yuzedo: 5:13pm On Nov 22, 2014
Service to the living...

Honor to our dead.


Glory lasts forever, Chaz B. Well done!

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Celebrities / Re: The Shocking Photographs Which Revealed That Seals ARE Having Sex With Penguins by yuzedo: 11:32am On Nov 20, 2014
But just look at that fvcking Seagull in the first picture just observing like a fuvking perv, perhaps waiting its turn. sad

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Celebrities / Re: The Shocking Photographs Which Revealed That Seals ARE Having Sex With Penguins by yuzedo: 11:30am On Nov 20, 2014
DesChyko:
The seal is tired of 'egusi' soup.
I. am. CRYINGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGG grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin

Politics / Re: 2015: “obasanjo And I Have Agreed To Save Nigeria” – Atiku by yuzedo: 8:02pm On Nov 18, 2014
"I dey laff..."
Literature / Re: Love Story Of A Unilag Babe And Bus Conductor by yuzedo: 7:06pm On Nov 18, 2014
unarguably one of the most beautiful, most touching pieces I've read in a bit. embarassed

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TV/Movies / Re: What Are Your Most Memorable Scenes From A Nollywood Film? by yuzedo: 3:16pm On Nov 18, 2014
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i swear down. . .every scene in that movie is just unique. . .church scenes,Chris Okotie's song. . .when Peter wanted to rape Adaugo and Ahanna stopped him. . .the arguements,when God Father wanted to read the letter Ahanna wrote to him and his son (Bob Emmanuel) was peeping. . . .chai,that movie
[b]See me later for a plot of land at Banana Iceland..... Nwanne you are legit!!! I don't know how those guys did it. The ad-libs in Igbo, the dialogues, the natural acting from beginning to end. When Ann Njemanze was coaxing Ahanna to tell her whether he loves Adaugo. The way Ahanna couldn't concentrate in church when he tracked Adaugo there. When Nkem Owoh was telling Mama Ahanna to nekkid herself sharply so the Armed Robber can do grin, he now said Ahanna?? Amam na iga abu onye ori ooooo!!! grin grin When the gang were describing how the operation went and how Bala followed one house-girl with big nyash into the room grin grin, the scene where Ahanna totally won Adaugo, flew her to a lake resort, that soundtrack that was playing "nneoma lelelelele, nyem aka gi, ka'm jide embarassed embarassed

when Chief Madubuako Olisa was warning Adaugo about Ahanna and said he wants it to stop, she finally stormed off and said she must marry him, the wife was now trying to argue gently with Chief, he said oh so you are conspiring with your daughter now eh? The woman immediately became placating out of respect for her great husband, she said, "hey its not like that now, eh, NNA ANYI".. CHAIIII!!!! embarassed when ahanna went to visit chief in his house and came from behind to surprise him. hahahaha! In fact that whole scene and dialogue was tooooo sweet! Ahanna was just a dare-devil and legit strong man! grin grin

when Peter wanted to slap destiny out of Ahanna's wife for calling him "nna" grin when Ahanna was captured by the gang, the smile as they removed his blindfold to reveal Peter, when he requested for privacy with his family and slammed the door after the robber...
When his brother confronted him in the hospital "you killed our mother"


See, bro, i have started! i'm on a roll, i warned you guys!!!! embarassed embarassed embarassed embarassed [/b]

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TV/Movies / Re: What Are Your Most Memorable Scenes From A Nollywood Film? by yuzedo: 3:02pm On Nov 18, 2014
Apart from Rattlesnake (because it will finish NL's bandwidth)

Yogo Pam-Pam
- Those fooool drank like 4 crates of coke at a go because they were looking to win money in the promo grin
- Eating at restaurant, they saw one "fine, lightskin babe" from behind, after gingering who will go and toast, one approached the babe, she turned, ALBINO?!?! My guy sharply talk say na lighter e wan ask the babe for. grin grin
- Same fools were stranded somewhere with their fine female friend, no transport money, they now set the babe to catch maga that will give her lift, as one thirsty foool stopped and was happy he has caught fresh fish, these two guys jump from bush enter the man car as per na we and our sister follow, this man started shouting in Igbotic accent "Oleh, oleh!" grin grin grin grin
- The SAME movie, those efulefus started church business that included miracle and healings with fake people acting out scripts until they brought real mad man for deliverance. The beating no get part two mehnn!! grin grin grin

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Man is married to very faithful wife, gets blind, his wife never deserts him. His rich friend won't pay for surgery unless wife sleeps with him, she refuses, but eventually agrees when she can't take his suffering anymore. Then the blind man who was looking for his wife (she excused herself for 5mins maybe na 2mins the man go last) finds himself on the road and danfo knocks him down but the bright headlamp restores his sight. Tracks his wife, sees her stripping (albeit reluctantly) in the rich man's house. Na suicide get that babe next o! (He forgave her)

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Victor Osuagwu was about to be arrested by police for fraud + his son was an armed robber and as a landlord they were confiscating his house and other property. The man said "no, no you can't seize my houses, maybe if you want to seize anything at all you can take this uncompleted one here" and he pointed to one abandoned foundation in the compound. OH GOD I DIEDDDDD!!!! grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin

Diamond Ring
All the scenes with Liz Benson as a f*cking scary spirit, Teju Baby Face, etc, Fantastic movie!

Hostages
First Nigerian movie to use helicopter. Very fantastic storyline + acting. Especially when babe broke bottle on Lanre Balogun's head!

Living in Bondage
When Andy collapsed and confessed to killing his wife Merit... Yet to see finer and more realistic depiction of a character's emotions in a Nigerian movie. Legendary film!

Rattlesnake
Beginning to end of Part 1 & 2 is just damn memorable, I can quote it word for word. Hey Jesus! embarassed

.... So MANY other movies from when the movie industry was worth its salt!! Please don't get me started abeg, I have work to do! grin

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TV/Movies / Re: What Are Your Most Memorable Scenes From A Nollywood Film? by yuzedo: 2:45pm On Nov 18, 2014
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mine is rattle snake. . .when Ahanna was shot by Peter(Nze). . .like the way it was arranged. . .Adim Williams was the police officer that gave Ahanna the sign to run. . .then peter chased him. . That was Epic!!!!
Nwanne, stop. I'm going to piss myself. That movie gives me orgazms... Flippin' hell!!! Can someone open a Rattlesnake thread?? I want to drop 20 of my favorite quotes & scenes from Nigeria's GREATEST movie!!! embarassed

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Celebrities / Re: Genevieve Nnaji, Omotola Jalade-Ekeinde, & Rita Dominic Take Selfie (3 Queens!) by yuzedo: 4:31pm On Nov 16, 2014
guess who is d most finest baby boo in these pix? Am not even gonna mention it cos u all know Rita is d Akwa of d pix. Oh god am so proud of mysef. Chief plis clap for your amunekeuto ur a grate chairman of sweet babes sad mod plis move to front pege and change title to cheif sweetus babe pose with two wannabe actrest. Is a honor to NL. Dont mention. Tenk. smiley

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Romance / Re: Mr Nairaland - December 2014 Edition [Preliminary Eliminations Round 1] by yuzedo: 3:23pm On Nov 14, 2014
colossus2:
That una 1st page just be like cartoon network. I wan laf faint.
Is this supposed to be Mr Nairaland or Master Nairaland.

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Romance / Re: Mr Nairaland - December 2014 Edition [Preliminary Eliminations Round 1] by yuzedo: 2:37pm On Nov 14, 2014
SCROLL DOWN TO "VIEWING THIS THREAD" sad

SEE AS GIRLSSSSSS FULL THREAD DEY FIND MEN undecided

AND LATER Y'ALL HOARD THE PUNNY?!?!?!

OH MA GADD, WE REALLY REALLY GIVE UP THIS TIME!!!! angry angry angry

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Foreign Affairs / Re: Evidence That Putin Is Strongest Man And Obama Is A Filthy Whimpering Dog by yuzedo: 10:41am On Nov 12, 2014
This thread is ALL shades of funny! grin grin grin

By God, I hope this doesn't count against me when I visit 2 Walter Carrington, Victoria Island soon... Biko, GOD BLESS AMERICA!!!!!


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Religion / Re: To All Atheist, Agnostic, Skeptics E.t.c Do People Know You As An Atheist? by yuzedo: 1:56pm On Nov 07, 2014
BuddhaPalm:



@ Bolded, great!

Usual progression: Religious => Atheist => Agnostic => Pantheist => Who knows...

Once you become an atheist, the first thing that happens is that you kinda become angry.


Why the fvck did they sell me this bullshít. Why is everyone so irrational - unlike the smart, superior me? But remember, we humans are all superfluously irrational.

Lol, there's even a book titled Predictably Irrational - makes an interesting read.


If you look closely, you'll see that our irrationality as a specie even borders on idiocy. Take something as you being from Nigeria as an example. In the name of this imaginary entity, you will 'justifiably' discriminate, fight wars and kill people. Well, because they are from a different imaginary entity.

Nationalism is the infantile disease of mankind, said Einstein. He was so right.


Almost every one of our actions is governed by irrationality. Emotions. And emotions take logic to the cleaners all the time, everyday. Logic just doesn't stand a fvcking chance.

When you 'attack' a religious person with your logic, even if you possess the persuasiveness of a serpent, he FEELS affronted. An affront to his God, an affront to his intelligence and an affront to his person.

And under this beautiful atmosphere, there's no way your message could possibly get through. And to make things worse, you are going against thousands of years of momentum...and years and years of conditioning. Your logic is not that strong - though it has it virtues.


Besides, everyone is right, depending on where their understanding is, and where circumstance has placed them.

For example, if you asked a student in Primary 2, "What is 2 - 3?", her answer would be "it cannot go!" Is she wrong?

Good.

"You cannot teach a man anything, you can only help him find it within himself." ---- Galileo


So instead of going all kung fu-evangelical on their áss. Why not plant seeds instead. "What if...?" Or generally express your opinion, when asked, without being condescending, disrespectful or combative.

And most patiently hope that someday, they might, in a moment of quiet contemplation have some bulbs go off. "What if I was born a Muslim, a Christian, a Buddhist or a Traditionalist". "If God loves us so much, why would he burn some of us for - wait! - ETERNITY!", "That's incongruent with being all LOVE"

A hole here and a hole there, you have yourself a leaky ship. And once there's a leaky ship, the entire complex is going down, down, down.

Its only a matter of time.

And finally, arguments are blunt instruments which bloody more than they cut (paraphrasing Chief Dr Robert Greene). Believe me, you will lose quite a few friends - if you are the argument guy.


"If you argue and rankle and contradict, you may achieve a victory sometimes; but it will be an empty victory because you will never get your opponent's good will." -------- Benjamin Franklin
This is my post of the month! I am a big fan of yours, BuddhaPalm...

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Religion / Re: The Sin Of self-service And Its Consequencies In The Life Of God's People by yuzedo: 1:45pm On Nov 07, 2014
timmy2409:
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JPEG of the yearrr!!! grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin

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Politics / Re: The Helicopters That Evacuated CDS Badeh’s Family From Mubi: A Lesson For All Ni by yuzedo: 1:32pm On Nov 07, 2014
slimfit1:
The man can't even protect himself from the rain! The man finds it hard to hold his own umbrella. You expect him to protect you keep waiting.
I died!! grin grin grin grin grin grin grin
Celebrities / Re: Pictures Of Ay's New Home Designed By His Wife by yuzedo: 1:40pm On Nov 04, 2014
BeloHorizonte14:
Hi sir,please forgive my sincere and not intentionally induced ignorance: what is the meaning of old money and new money?
Not at all, my good man...

Old Money - Wealth (most times passed on from generation to generation) that comes with pedigree, class, and quiet dignity. Synonymous with the bourgeois or proletariat class of society. Old money families will typically teach their children six languages and three instruments including violin, piano and other classy shxt. They know the difference between a chardonnay and a cabernet sauvignon, and how to consume, and with what. Vehicles of choice, Mercedes, Rolls Royce. Vacation destinations include Gstaad, Switzerland (they know the G is silent), Ibiza (they know it is pronounced "I-bee-tha"wink, etc. Examples include Dantata & family, Yuzedo (the Elite) & Sons, etc.

New Money - Riches (newly acquired to the surprise of all including and especially the holder) that motivates one to flaunt it on social media. Buy garrulous jewellery, buy "HUMMER JEEP" or any other Fxcking "JEEP" for that matter (it's not an SUV to them) and champagne every friday with ratchet hoes and equally-loud, "jaiye-jaiye" friends. The money dey quick finish, e no dey ever reach their grandkids because they are averse to buying the future, but would rather purchase vanities in the present. Holiday itinerary - LONDON (e no dey ever pass London, and they love Peckham more than Jesus Christ?! Oh my fackin' gaad!! Can also be found in Woolwich, NEVER EVER in Knightsbridge) Examples include ALL NIGERIAN CELEBRITIES (except Rita Dominic), Femi-Fani Kayode, and Sagamite (Bros i use God beg you na play!)

... Hope I have been able to convince you and not confuse you. Tenk! smiley

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Celebrities / Re: Pictures Of Ay's New Home Designed By His Wife by yuzedo: 10:08am On Nov 04, 2014
CityNG:


Looks like a Vegas whorehouse.

Absolutely no taste and goes to prove that money can't buy class.
These are the type of people we try to keep out of Banana Iceland. Old money hates new money for a reason; Tacky is not our style.

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Jokes Etc / Re: Bill Gates Offers Young Thug $9,000,000 Cash To Stop Making Music by yuzedo: 9:56am On Nov 03, 2014
TOO funny! grin

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Nairaland / General / Re: Another Bird Turns Into A Woman In Lagos. (see Photos) by yuzedo: 6:29pm On Nov 01, 2014
UjSizzle:
Lol I just remembered what Yuzedo said on a similar topic. You only hear stuff like happen in poverty stricken places grin
Hi baby.. Guess who misses you? sad
Health / Re: Nigerian Girl Dies In Thailand After Buttock Surgery Fails by yuzedo: 3:50pm On Oct 30, 2014
kennygee:
See what the media (thanks to Nicki Minaj and the Kardashians) are doing to our youths?

If you no get Nyash, must you force it?

Low self esteem has led this poor girl to an early grave.

I am just learning for the first time that such surgeries are done in Thailand.



I am #TeamFlatNyansh and i am not changing that for anyone, if you don't like it, enter Kuramo beach.
So you don dey find where dem dey do am since? undecided
By the way, let's even see the A4 you are talking about sef. sad

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Sports / Re: Nigeria Escapes FIFA Ban As Court Dismisses Case by yuzedo: 3:38pm On Oct 30, 2014
Call me I love you

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Sports / Re: Nigeria Escapes FIFA Ban As Court Dismisses Case by yuzedo: 3:37pm On Oct 30, 2014
Somebody fvcking hacked my account, fam! angry

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Sports / Re: Nigeria Escapes FIFA Ban As Court Dismisses Case by yuzedo: 3:36pm On Oct 30, 2014
Did u want to be a reach man with house in london, ikoyi, jamny, etc?

did u want all d big boobsie babe to love u like fanta and goat meat?

did u want ur landlord to fear u and greet u every night?

did u want ur village to make u igwe out of love and respect?

THEN VOTE FOR CHIEF SWEETUS FOR 2015. AND TOGEDA I PROMISE TO MAKE UR DREAM COMES TRUE.

NIGERIA MUST BE RENEW -

sign: nairaland for cheif sweetus

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