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Celebrities › Re: Rita Dominic & Banana Iceland Billionaire Boyfriend Getting Married? (Photos) by yuzedo(op): 11:33pm On Oct 28, 2015

chocolateme:
That would be the most wonderful news this year. Respectable patient lady. I love her. All the best to her.
Oo are u really getting married to her?

tenk. Am so grate nice and eligible and mothers in laws like me dats why sweet babes need to hook me quickly.

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Celebrities › Rita Dominic & Banana Iceland Billionaire Boyfriend Getting Married? (Photos) by yuzedo(op): 11:26pm On Oct 28, 2015*

Seems things are going well for tall, reach, dark, hamsome, sweet, shy, caring, romantick, long life, faithful playboy chairman and friend of aliko philanthropist-man, yuzedo the amunekeuto 1 of banana iceland. Since Linda Ikeja pack her load from mushin to inside banana iceland just to trap him with love but the dear man decide to be faithfull to his sweet-hat and longtime baby boo Rita dummynick. Is like their geting marry soonest. They went on a sweet date to a exotic location and rita said to him, "yuzedo. Am lucky to have an grate fiance like u."

Tenk. Is God.

Source: cnn network knews

[size=2pt]Disclaimer: I did not have to muster the courage to go meet her after 3hrs like a befuddled fawn. I did not react like a deer caught in headlights and stutter like a 6yr old star-struck groupie gazing at Michael Jackson.. I did not marvel at the flawlessness of the goddess whose presence I was in, or shed a tear at how gracious she was to EAGERLY satisfy an obviously besotted fan by posing for a snap. Nah, was cool as fück, like SHE was my fan. cool

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Crime › Re: My Robbery Experience At Diamond Bank Today by yuzedo: 9:03am On Oct 22, 2015

RedCard1:
An old man (supposedly in his 70s) started rolling on the floor.

RedCard1:
The bank staff started calling police men but police didn't come despite the fact that a police station was just at UST junction not far from the bank. 14minutes later, there was great silence in the area. That was when a staff got a call and was told that the robbers had gone but they didn't still allow movement in the bank. People started coming out of several rooms in great numbers.

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Celebrities › Re: Linda Ikeji's Mansion In Banana Island (Photo) by yuzedo: 8:41am On Oct 16, 2015

am not awear of any new nebor. These may be a lie news from lie network knews. (LNN)

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Celebrities › Re: Rita Dominic's Outfit To Susan Peters Wedding (Photos) by yuzedo: 9:47am On Oct 12, 2015

Airforce1:
Come sit on my "thing" baby

wich ting? Is like u eat witch.

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Celebrities › Re: Where Is Nairalander's Yuzedo by yuzedo: 9:01pm On Sep 29, 2015*

MrCork:
..sweery is yor head correct or in correct? ..(no ofeense)

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Health › Re: My Manhood Has Stopped Working. by yuzedo: 10:34am On Sep 29, 2015

Bump

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Health › Re: My Manhood Has Stopped Working. by yuzedo: 10:34am On Sep 29, 2015

ProfEinstein:
Chai ogam sweetus where have you been? Just this morning I thought of yuzedo and his comic way of expression with a blend of super intelligence and I told someone nairaland has gone to the dogs. Amunaekeuto I miss your comments walahi, did u change to another moniker make I begin dey follow u ASAP. Bro m broke, send me Richard card please

am busy tryin to mek nigeria grate agian for u and ur fellow widowes. So meny project so little time. Banana iceland shal rise agen!! Tenk

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Health › Re: My Manhood Has Stopped Working. by yuzedo: 9:43am On Sep 29, 2015

Nairaland has unfortunately been overrun by puerile idiõts. Who would think that such a grave matter would attract so staggering an amount of jejune comments from a backward generation?

OP, visit a doctor, quick.

Run your symptoms on WebMD and Mayo Clinic ON YOUR WAY TO THE HOSPITAL. Affirmative action is critical and time is not your ally. Godspeed.

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Events › Re: The Worst Birthday Party Of My Life by yuzedo: 10:39pm On Aug 31, 2015

Fücking love you, NSG!

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Business › Re: My Experience Today In Warri ( graphic pix be warnned) !!! by yuzedo: 10:30am On Jul 14, 2015

The most heart-breaking thing I've seen all week.

I thought I was desensitized to these things, but for the love of God that lady is still (unfortunately) alive!!

How do we go beyond such reckless inanity?! Because too many people are to blame in this instance including the Bank Chiefs, Police Chiefs, and both sets of 10k/month Peasants that call themselves Policemen and Bullion Van Drivers.

And to you reading, if you drive on the lane of oncoming traffic, or throw garbage out of your vehicle, or do ANYTHING you would typically not do in the presence of God or President, YOU ARE A DESPICABLE FŮCKTARD! Go and dwell in an evil forest, that is if the beasts there can even tolerate your cretiny!

EXTREMELY upset at the misfortune that has avoidably befallen this lady forever. She would need all the money in that fůck-ass Bullion Van to be Physically and Mentally rehabilitated.

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Car Talk › Re: Help! My Mechanic Is Driving Me CRAZY by yuzedo: 2:45pm On Jul 13, 2015

Feel obligated to contribute to this thread having experienced Gazzuzz first hand and been in a VERY SIMILAR situation as the complainant.

Facts:

1. I was one of the first people to encourage Gazzuzz to come set up shop in Lagos, promising my patronage. (previous posts will confirm)
2. Gazzuzz started rendering free advice and services while still based in the North, hence my encouraging his relocation down here.
3. I trust his competence 100%
4. I began giving him jobs as soon as he relocated (before getting his workshop, he used to fix my car in his house)

Experience:

Satisfactory. The very first time he came and picked my car overnight, my family was afraid because I had lost my very first car to a mechanic before (kidnapped the vehicle and cannibalized all the new parts I had just bought)

Relating to Complainant's Matter:

Gazzuzz gave me a quote for parts and I agreed. On my way to the bank to pay, my driver who is a former mechanic offered to get a cheaper quote at same quality. Because I was tight on cash I agreed and informed Gazzuzz that I would only need him to supply half of the parts initially agreed while still carrying out full repairs. Mr. Gazzuzz immediately refused such an arrangement and told me I'd have to buy all the parts if that were the case. I felt momentarily "funny", but didn't argue, took the risk and went ahead with my plans. He continued to liaise with me, and on delivering the parts, rejected some as sub-standard (without sounding condescending, i.e. shebi you wan buy by yourself, you don see am na. [not to say he might not have thought these thoughts or said these words behind my back, but still, very professionally handled with me]) He gave further advice on what I needed, and accepted delivery hours later which he agreed were fine (not as good as he would have gotten, but acceptable).. My car's performance has gone back to optimum, and egos have been managed effectively.

Will I be using him again? Absolutely. Will he buy parts for me next time? As long as I am buoyant enough to afford his slightly higher quotes, it is worth the money. I respect his expertise and appreciate my relationship with him which is slowly transcending business alone. His customer service is top notch, and he's been to my ~~Banana I~~ house countless times and even dropped me off when without ~~one of my numerous machines~~ a car.

HOWEVER, complainant has an EXTREMELY VALID grouse if he feels poorly treated. He may open another thread if he wants Gazzuzz to address this. I do not subscribe to blind support of important personalities while shutting down less-prominent people without properly listening and fully understanding situations (impossible when you weren't present and have no background to work with), because misunderstandings are exactly what they are, "MISUNDERSTANDINGS", i.e. nobody is completely right or wrong, it is all about individual perspectives borne out of individual experiences.

We can all learn from other people's tales. Salute.

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Celebrities › Re: Rita Dominic Celebrates 40th Birthday, Stuns In New Photos by yuzedo: 10:47pm On Jul 12, 2015

40 years old??!?? Babe doesn't look a day older than 39!!!

... Happy birthday to Nollywood's finest chic and my favourite ex..

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Crime › Re: Mother Stabs Daughter, Bites Off Her Ear After Catching Her Having Sex With Bf. by yuzedo: 7:11pm On Jul 11, 2015

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Politics › Re: Sexually-harassed Policewoman by yuzedo: 7:36am On Jul 04, 2015

Romance › Re: "I Am Tired Of Being His Sex Machine And Abortion Bag" by yuzedo: 1:05am On Jun 26, 2015

Who are the ıdiots asking her to transfer dependency from one man to another? Lol wow. These are future parents/decisions-makers.

Pity/material assistance is the easy way out. It will not forge her character. Girl isn't nearly ready to help herself, and it says much about why she was used so.

Anyway, what do I know.

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Education › Re: 1999 CULT ATTACK ON OAU - What Really Happened!!! by yuzedo: 9:45am On May 13, 2015

Never gets old... Legendary stuff! Fòols only succeeded in immortaling the victims. Now we all know Iwilade, Eviano, etc. forever.

Glory to them!

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Romance › Re: My Gf Is Cheating On Me But I Just Can't Explode by yuzedo: 9:15am On May 09, 2015

oppinionated:
she hurt you this bad? I can make everything okay you know?

I bet you could, sisthren...

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Romance › Re: My Gf Is Cheating On Me But I Just Can't Explode by yuzedo: 9:11am On May 09, 2015

teflonbuzz:
It's a small world man. Is this the Yuzedo I know? Did you serve in Lagos and play a lot of soccer?

Still play a lot of soccer... Shoot me a PM man.

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Romance › Re: My Gf Is Cheating On Me But I Just Can't Explode by yuzedo: 12:27pm On May 08, 2015

adanduka:
You are not married, right?
You guys were fornicating before she moved on to someone else.
If a girl sleeps with you before marriage, there is a high possibility she does it with someone else.
That's why God is against these things

Sorry for your pain.

Hmmm.....

Romance › Re: My Gf Is Cheating On Me But I Just Can't Explode by yuzedo: 12:24pm On May 08, 2015*

[size=3pt]Sir,

Making excuses for a cheating woman is dangerous. You don't want to be with someone who can pass off bàstards as yours. Nothing good about a cheating woman because she is automatically a liar, thief, and a potential killer.

Be strong and do the painful (but right) thing. You deserve better and I promise you if you go out there knowing you can, you WILL get better. Don't dwell on her and how nobody out there can match her love or beat the connection/chemistry you both had. Speaking on the authority of experience... Cut that bìtch off for your futures sake. Your kids deserve better than a heaux mama.

Salute. [/size]

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Family › Re: How Do You Handle A Very Stubborn Wife? by yuzedo: 3:41pm On May 05, 2015

Paentera:
Love heals & conquers ALL.

If you can love without batting an eyelid, she will come back to her sense. This means you must be willing to let go of your selfish self and endeavour to do everything for her and your young family without expecting anything in return.

If you are unable to LOVE without expecting anything in return e.g. obedience, trust, honesty e.t.c, then you are not ready to be in a marriage. LOVE also covers all shortcomings. Let go of your SELF and EGO - it will do you NO good.

Extremely poignant comment. Thank you for the deep, Christ-based wisdom you just shared.

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Celebrities › Re: Adewale Ayuba Honours Igbo Wife, Says His Marriage Is Peaceful by yuzedo: 5:46pm On Apr 14, 2015*

One of the very few artistes with genuine PEDIGREE.

To now be in his "infamous" genre of artistry and still have the inimitable class he possesses is extra-ordinary.

Know him from his Anthony Village abode. Very warm, humble, practical guy. Definitely worthy of respect and emulation.

Ayuba, salute!

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Autos › Re: This Car Is Just 200k 08038156694 by yuzedo: 11:29pm On Mar 25, 2015

Phrankin:
But seriously, this thing reminds me of those little almajiri children during my service year in Northern Nigeria.

oh god!!!

thread reminds me of the Honda Pilot (with fridge) of last year. Kai!! NL has jokes sometimes!

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Celebrities › Re: Rita Dominic Engaged? (photo) by yuzedo: 4:23pm On Mar 25, 2015*

HEYYY DIS GIRL HAVE KII ME OOOOOO!!!! angry

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Celebrities › Re: WOW! See The Resemblance Between Funke Akindele & Taraji.p.henson - PHOTOS by yuzedo: 4:18pm On Mar 25, 2015

Ahh!!

Have had the most intense crush on Taraji since the movie, Baby Boy (2001).

Since I ~~might never~~ WITHOUT DOUBT WILL NEVER GET THE CHANCE to sniff her kpeks, I think it will be extremely prudent to redirect my attention and affection to Ms. Akindele.

Yes. When the desirable is unavailable, the available becomes desirable.

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Literature › Re: Doctor by yuzedo: 10:29am On Mar 24, 2015*

Ugh! This story romanced my senses in ways I cannot describe. I feel like a sexually gratified woman.

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Celebrities › Re: A Nairalander With Rita Dominic by yuzedo: 1:58pm On Mar 20, 2015

evegran:
Nice pic!
Love her.

tenk swerry. are u single?

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Celebrities › Re: A Nairalander With Rita Dominic by yuzedo: 1:56pm On Mar 20, 2015*

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