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Travel / Re: Isa Muazu Finally Deported From U.K. by yuzedo: 1:40pm On Dec 19, 2013 |
why? did he mess and dint say "escuse"? London is very wicked contry and sufferhead. u cant even lap ur freind inside bus, i've been their for summer holiday last dicember. we give upp!!! 15 Likes |
Religion / Re: Orimiri Jordan In Enugu, Heals Mad Man by yuzedo: 10:49am On Dec 19, 2013 |
1. Dat madafacka wey wear green resemble d madman! See as e just dey spam thread wit im worwor pix! No punny for you on dis websight no matter how many pix u put, madafacka!! 2. Maybe na just lack of soap+water make the man dey mad for 45yrs.. I know say me sef go crase if dem no bath me for 1yr, talk less 45 gaddem years!!! 3. Who else see dat aunty brezz for 1st pic?? Ojigbijigbijigbijigbi!!! 9 Likes |
Nairaland / General / Re: NMAT....Yuzedo wins the Best Male Monicker 2013...Congratulations!! by yuzedo: 10:44am On Dec 19, 2013 |
KingMEXX: Ladies and Gentlemen, Here are your finalists for this CategoryLMAO! What the hell is this? LOOOL! I vote Okija_Juju... Apologies to Jarus, you come a very very close second and have my profound and utmost respect! (The tautology was necessary for emphasis). 2 Likes |
TV/Movies / Re: Nollywood Actors & Actresses' Value by yuzedo: 4:55pm On Dec 18, 2013 |
Brethren you lie not! Okey Igwe (Ahanna) acted in only one movie (Rattlesnake), and it is IMPOSSIBLE for me to forget him! Oh God, Isi-Kotebu, if you read this, I am ready to turn gay for you! I love you, Agwo nwa-mama!! ♡♥ Over-exposure is counter-productive in most cases, even (surprisingly) in many commercial branding scenarios. If we take literature for example, the most impactful historical and contemporary statements have always been laconic in nature.. Less is more. 2 Likes |
Career / Re: What Will You Do To Your Current Boss If You Suddenly Become His/her Boss? by yuzedo: 4:37pm On Dec 17, 2013 |
Okija_juju:My OGA in Alusi Affairs!! Iga abianwu gba ball taa ta? I've resumed my goal-scoring form, nwanne! No be me, na talent from God on high!! When you hear uproar all over Lekki tonight, know that Chief Sweetus has done it again with yet another phenomenal goal. It is GIFT FROM GOD, not to be sold or transferred (except to offspring)! 1 Like |
Career / Re: What Will You Do To Your Current Boss If You Suddenly Become His/her Boss? by yuzedo: 4:28pm On Dec 17, 2013 |
Okija_juju: Nothing..Brethren Nwa-mama!!! Some of us are just too blessed jare!!! Here's a toast to our bosses!!! AWUA! 1 Like |
Career / Re: What Will You Do To Your Current Boss If You Suddenly Become His/her Boss? by yuzedo: 4:20pm On Dec 17, 2013 |
francababy: I have 2 bosses in the office. Two men. One is ok. He minds his business, delegates responsibilities, gives targets etc. The second one is very close to a vampire. He yells on per second billing. He will threaten you with your job to the extent that you will feel unemployed and you will be forced to search Nairaland for job openings. The best days we have at work is when he goes to another state on official assignment. I will promote him ahead of me again! I swear to God, Igbo people say "onye kali mmadu kali chi ya" (person wey pass person pass that person personal god).. My present boss pass me, ho ha! Abeg i never learn work finish for him hand, make hin dey oga dey go, there is nothing worse than being incompetent/promoted beyond your competence level. There is no confidence like that of being at the right stage of your life. Even when i eventually become Gov. Sweetus, that man go dey lead my finance team! You won't understand, walahi.. I never see person wey good like that guy. 1 Like |
Health / Re: Her Bosom Secretes Milk But She's Not Pregnant by yuzedo: 2:27pm On Dec 17, 2013 |
seangy4konji: ohh boy,ur woman don go kpeky anoda mans baby na why d tin deh bring out VIJU milk for ur mouth...I no think say na any infection...all d ladies weh deh tell u infection storyna becos dem don abort one time or d other...infact the baby don reach like 4 months before dem comot am....deh drink ur milk deh go..notin do u...me self get one lady i deh service,i go just deh press d milk for all ova my face and body as d tin deh go..abi u carry mattress go dere?u wan marry?But i'm really tired of nairaland.. oh gawd!! **TEARSSSSSS** 3 Likes
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Celebrities / Re: Senator Yerima Divorces 17-year-old Wife, Marries Another 15-yr-old by yuzedo: 5:47pm On Dec 16, 2013 |
GustavoFring: Lol afterall he's only following the Sunnah of prophet Mohammed....Jesus take me now!! |
Jobs/Vacancies / Re: Dangote Sugar To Employ 150,000 Workers. by yuzedo: 2:02pm On Dec 16, 2013 |
okay i will talk to my freind aliko to give 190, tellwisdom, abu mikey and etc a jobs to carry loadin the factory. dey rily need hand-work. . dont tenk me, tenk god plis dont mention. tenk. 30 Likes |
Romance / Re: She Played Hard To Get, It Failed, Now She Wants Him by yuzedo: 1:52pm On Dec 16, 2013 |
donem:My password(s), ATM Pins, and every important number used to secure my life are the last four (4) digits in π.. Good luck! 5 Likes |
Romance / Re: She Played Hard To Get, It Failed, Now She Wants Him by yuzedo: 1:40pm On Dec 16, 2013 |
SEUN DEACTIVATE MY ACCOUNT PLEASE! 22 Likes
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Career / Re: 10 IT Jobs Of The "Highest Salary" You Should Consider. by yuzedo: 1:17pm On Dec 16, 2013 |
aaaaaand wear is YAHOO-YAHOO and MOD bro work in dis least?!? 4 Likes |
Romance / Re: 10 Signs A Guy Is Unlucky With Girls by yuzedo: 5:54pm On Dec 13, 2013 |
mukina2, Mod sweethat of okoko evil forest. i see u scaning dis tread like a wicked eagle loooooooking for mr bigg to devour. swerry am giveing you three days (5) to put a rita dummynicks tread on frontpage or if i dint ban u call me bastad!! rememba.... 4 days only. 46 Likes |
Celebrities / Re: Rita Dominic Now Looks Like Nicki Minaj by yuzedo: 11:27am On Dec 13, 2013 |
Burger01: Like Nicky Minaj!? My foot. More like 60 year old Rita Dominicbro, did u want to die for notin or did u tink dis is toto dicke or patient jonata dat dint have any defender? anybody dat talk bad about my wive in dis websight, just get ready to die like guinea-foul cos am ready to keep my vow to her and am not smiling!! and if u tink am jokeing just no i no ur adress in ojueleba. dis ur last warning. 17 Likes |
Music/Radio / Re: Chimamanda Adichie Featured On Beyonce's Flawless' (Video) by yuzedo: 10:54am On Dec 13, 2013 |
am inside d video. Is me dat link dem up last time dey came to nigerian. I did it for my country. 20 Likes |
Politics / Re: Kashamu Will Sue Obasanjo For Calling Him Drug Baron by yuzedo: 9:57am On Dec 13, 2013 |
eGuerrilla:^^ Oh lawdd!!! 3 Likes |
Religion / Re: Pope Francis Is TIME Magazine's Person Of The Year by yuzedo: 4:05pm On Dec 12, 2013 |
sooooooooooo me Cheif yuzedo sweetus nko? dint i merited to win anytin? 9 Likes |
Car Talk / Re: Does Painting A Car Bright Makes It Less Vulnerable To Theft? by yuzedo: 3:55pm On Dec 12, 2013 |
[s]well is somehow truth. as the formal national chairman-general of national theif society lagos, we only use to theif white pant and black pant but nut yellow, grin, red pant, etc. so is the same for motor. but some poeple use to dye the pant after theif it. so may be some tiff repent the motor at spraypanter? this my humble comment. hope it help. tenk.[/s] Ok soooooo why no Rita Dummynick news on NL this days?! 9 Likes |
Celebrities / Re: This Toke Makinwa And Linda Ikeji Issue by yuzedo: 8:02pm On Dec 06, 2013 |
I suppoth whoever have the biggest boobsie!!! 3 Likes |
Education / Re: Nairaland Interschool Debate :winner:::UNILAG by yuzedo: 3:12pm On Dec 06, 2013 |
snoopy: TEACHERS SHOULD BE BANNED FROM INTERACTING WITH STUDENTS VIA SOCIAL NETWORKING WEBSITES (SUPPORTING)Loved your presentation. Only one to supply the correct heading too. Thank you. |
Fashion / Re: Some Cute People Are Not Photogenic: Why? by yuzedo: 2:44pm On Dec 06, 2013 |
Thenny: fist of al its their,second its mother,third its husbandfist of all, go dan lo! did your keybored spoil?? why no spaceing?? dint u no how to spell "1st"? God ur English have ruin my live!!! better learn spaceing, hyphen, fool-stop and speling or you may nut see who want to marry you with your jamaica eglish!! #NoOfence Paroman:Bro, dat babe have never never bin to abroad before, truss me! 12 Likes |
Education / Re: Nairaland Interschool Debate :winner:::UNILAG by yuzedo: 2:31pm On Dec 06, 2013 |
damoskiy: We have students who are stubborn,How did teachers of yore tackle this issue WITHOUT social network? “Success is most often achieved by those who don’t know failure is inevitable”. Most students are always scared to approach their teachers physically to ask them question not because the teacher is harsh but because we lack self confidence. Students feel because I have my teacher on the same social networking I can ask him anything at will and any way I want it.Contradiction of the day. Which argument does this support or oppose? Parents it is this sort of question that keeps you awake at night! The idea that you cannot control who has access to your children on the Internet is one of the most terrifying and helpless sensations. Having a teacher as part of it is something unacceptable, school is a place for teachers to interact with students while home or outside home is a place for family and friend's .My parents aren’t kept awake at night o! Is the internet the only place the parents don’t have control over who accesses/interacts with the children? If there is abuse by teachers NOT on the internet but on the grounds of the school, does that make it okay? Going by your argument, is it okay for the child to mess up with other children online, so long as a teacher isn’t involved? 2 Likes |
Education / Re: Nairaland Interschool Debate :winner:::UNILAG by yuzedo: 2:28pm On Dec 06, 2013 |
Ayomitide77: Interaction as name implies is a kind of action that occurs as two or more object or person have an effect upon one another. Social networking websites are websites that enables usersSo is there an established correlation between interaction/mentoring via social media and better results of students? If affirmative, please show proof. A research on why students fail a particular examination or test has shown that it is mainly not because they are not serious or attentive enough but because they are either afraid or they don’t like the teacher involved.Source/Reference? I clicked on the link supplied for your “references” and nothing happened. I wasn’t directed to the source or basis of your argument. What gives? |
Education / Re: Nairaland Interschool Debate :winner:::UNILAG by yuzedo: 2:26pm On Dec 06, 2013 |
gbemmie09: gbemmie09 A recent survey showed that some percentI was hoping you’d cite the source of this information and provide an immediate link to back up this assertion. Honestly, you didn’t put forth any argument in your opening statement; you only supplied known information. |
Education / Re: Nairaland Interschool Debate :winner:::UNILAG by yuzedo: 1:07pm On Dec 06, 2013 |
Godspeed to representatives of each school. Pro-tip: I'm VERY particular about grammar and syntax. Logic/objectivity too, if you please. Without superfluous verbosity, impress me. |
Fashion / Re: Some Cute People Are Not Photogenic: Why? by yuzedo: 9:53am On Dec 06, 2013 |
Maybe deir step-murder dint want dem to see horseband? 66 Likes |
Politics / Re: Your Favourite Nelson Mandela Quote by yuzedo: 9:52am On Dec 06, 2013 |
WE GIVE UPPPP!!!!!!! - Nelsin Madela (1987) 7 Likes |
Religion / Re: Pastors Asking All Virgins To Step Out. Is It Right? by yuzedo: 5:45pm On Dec 05, 2013 |
HELLLL YEA!!!! If they dint asked dem to step out, how will Pastor COZA no which babe to disturb and who won't agree for dem? 2. How will ritualist pastor no witch girl to sacrifised and which is nut avalable for sacrifise? 3. How will guymen and chiormaster no d sista to invite for special rehasal in his bedroom? Plis it must be continue. Tenk. 12 Likes |
Politics / Re: Understanding The Oil Theft Business In Nigeria (All About Stolen Crude) by yuzedo: 4:29pm On Dec 04, 2013 |
This is half the story.. Oil, Niger-Delta and the Abuja/Northern connection is an exciting sometin! |
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