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Travel / Re: Isa Muazu Finally Deported From U.K. by yuzedo: 1:40pm On Dec 19, 2013
why? did he mess and dint say "escuse"? undecided London is very wicked contry and sufferhead. u cant even lap ur freind inside bus, i've been their for summer holiday last dicember. we give upp!!! angry angry angry

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Religion / Re: Orimiri Jordan In Enugu, Heals Mad Man by yuzedo: 10:49am On Dec 19, 2013
1. Dat madafacka wey wear green resemble d madman! See as e just dey spam thread wit im worwor pix! No punny for you on dis websight no matter how many pix u put, madafacka!! angry angry

2. Maybe na just lack of soap+water make the man dey mad for 45yrs.. I know say me sef go crase if dem no bath me for 1yr, talk less 45 gaddem years!!! shocked undecided

3. Who else see dat aunty brezz for 1st pic?? grin Ojigbijigbijigbijigbi!!! tongue tongue

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Nairaland / General / Re: NMAT....Yuzedo wins the Best Male Monicker 2013...Congratulations!! by yuzedo: 10:44am On Dec 19, 2013
KingMEXX: Ladies and Gentlemen, Here are your finalists for this Category

Yuzedo

Jarus

Okija_Juju

You are only allowed to vote for only one individual.
Voting would end on the 21st of December by 10am
LMAO! What the hell is this? LOOOL! grin

I vote Okija_Juju... Apologies to Jarus, you come a very very close second and have my profound and utmost respect! (The tautology was necessary for emphasis).

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TV/Movies / Re: Nollywood Actors & Actresses' Value by yuzedo: 4:55pm On Dec 18, 2013
Brethren you lie not! Okey Igwe (Ahanna) acted in only one movie (Rattlesnake), and it is IMPOSSIBLE for me to forget him! Oh God, Isi-Kotebu, if you read this, I am ready to turn gay for you! I love you, Agwo nwa-mama!! ♡♥ cry embarassed cry

Over-exposure is counter-productive in most cases, even (surprisingly) in many commercial branding scenarios. If we take literature for example, the most impactful historical and contemporary statements have always been laconic in nature.. Less is more.

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Career / Re: What Will You Do To Your Current Boss If You Suddenly Become His/her Boss? by yuzedo: 4:37pm On Dec 17, 2013
Okija_juju:

Ezigbo Mmadu.. Anam Ekene kwa..
My OGA in Alusi Affairs!! grin grin grin

Iga abianwu gba ball taa ta? I've resumed my goal-scoring form, nwanne! cool No be me, na talent from God on high!! cheesy When you hear uproar all over Lekki tonight, know that Chief Sweetus has done it again with yet another phenomenal goal. wink It is GIFT FROM GOD, not to be sold or transferred (except to offspring)! grin

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Career / Re: What Will You Do To Your Current Boss If You Suddenly Become His/her Boss? by yuzedo: 4:28pm On Dec 17, 2013
Okija_juju: Nothing..



My Loyalty is unflinching...

I will still treat him like he were my boss.
Brethren Nwa-mama!!! Some of us are just too blessed jare!!! Here's a toast to our bosses!!! AWUA! cool

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Career / Re: What Will You Do To Your Current Boss If You Suddenly Become His/her Boss? by yuzedo: 4:20pm On Dec 17, 2013
francababy: I have 2 bosses in the office. Two men. One is ok. He minds his business, delegates responsibilities, gives targets etc. The second one is very close to a vampire. He yells on per second billing. He will threaten you with your job to the extent that you will feel unemployed and you will be forced to search Nairaland for job openings. The best days we have at work is when he goes to another state on official assignment.

If I am suddenly promoted to become the oga of this man, I will sack him instantly through BBM. No time to write sack letter. No bonus, no gratuity. The best I will do is to recommend him to NURTW Oshodi.

If you become promoted to become the boss of your current boss, what will you do to him/her?!
grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin

I will promote him ahead of me again! grin

I swear to God, Igbo people say "onye kali mmadu kali chi ya" (person wey pass person pass that person personal god).. grin My present boss pass me, ho ha! Abeg i never learn work finish for him hand, make hin dey oga dey go, there is nothing worse than being incompetent/promoted beyond your competence level. There is no confidence like that of being at the right stage of your life. Even when i eventually become Gov. Sweetus, that man go dey lead my finance team! You won't understand, walahi.. I never see person wey good like that guy. cry

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Health / Re: Her Bosom Secretes Milk But She's Not Pregnant by yuzedo: 2:27pm On Dec 17, 2013
seangy4konji: ohh boy,ur woman don go kpeky anoda mans baby na why d tin deh bring out VIJU milk for ur mouth...I no think say na any infection...all d ladies weh deh tell u infection storyna becos dem don abort one time or d other...infact the baby don reach like 4 months before dem comot am....deh drink ur milk deh go..notin do u...me self get one lady i deh service,i go just deh press d milk for all ova my face and body as d tin deh go..abi u carry mattress go dere?u wan marry?
But i'm really tired of nairaland.. oh gawd!! **TEARSSSSSS** grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin

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Celebrities / Re: Senator Yerima Divorces 17-year-old Wife, Marries Another 15-yr-old by yuzedo: 5:47pm On Dec 16, 2013
GustavoFring: Lol afterall he's only following the Sunnah of prophet Mohammed....

All true Muslims must endeavour to prak unripe kpekus.

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Jesus take me now!! grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin
Jobs/Vacancies / Re: Dangote Sugar To Employ 150,000 Workers. by yuzedo: 2:02pm On Dec 16, 2013
okay i will talk to my freind aliko to give 190, tellwisdom, abu mikey and etc a jobs to carry loadin the factory. undecided dey rily need hand-work. angry. dont tenk me, tenk god plis dont mention. tenk.

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Romance / Re: She Played Hard To Get, It Failed, Now She Wants Him by yuzedo: 1:52pm On Dec 16, 2013
donem:
pm him ur password grin
My password(s), ATM Pins, and every important number used to secure my life are the last four (4) digits in π.. Good luck! grin

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Romance / Re: She Played Hard To Get, It Failed, Now She Wants Him by yuzedo: 1:40pm On Dec 16, 2013
SEUN DEACTIVATE MY ACCOUNT PLEASE!

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Career / Re: 10 IT Jobs Of The "Highest Salary" You Should Consider. by yuzedo: 1:17pm On Dec 16, 2013
aaaaaand wear is YAHOO-YAHOO and MOD bro work in dis least?!? angry undecided

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Romance / Re: 10 Signs A Guy Is Unlucky With Girls by yuzedo: 5:54pm On Dec 13, 2013
mukina2, Mod sweethat of okoko evil forest. i see u scaning dis tread like a wicked eagle loooooooking for mr bigg to devour. swerry am giveing you three days (5) to put a rita dummynicks tread on frontpage or if i dint ban u call me bastad!! angry angry angry angry

rememba.... 4 days only. angry

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Celebrities / Re: Rita Dominic Now Looks Like Nicki Minaj by yuzedo: 11:27am On Dec 13, 2013
Burger01: Like Nicky Minaj!? My foot. More like 60 year old Rita Dominicundecided
bro, did u want to die for notin or did u tink dis is toto dicke or patient jonata dat dint have any defender? angry anybody dat talk bad about my wive in dis websight, just get ready to die like guinea-foul cos am ready to keep my vow to her and am not smiling!! and if u tink am jokeing just no i no ur adress in ojueleba. dis ur last warning. angry angry angry

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Music/Radio / Re: Chimamanda Adichie Featured On Beyonce's Flawless' (Video) by yuzedo: 10:54am On Dec 13, 2013
am inside d video. Is me dat link dem up last time dey came to nigerian. I did it for my country. smiley

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Politics / Re: Kashamu Will Sue Obasanjo For Calling Him Drug Baron by yuzedo: 9:57am On Dec 13, 2013
eGuerrilla:


^^ Oh lawdd!!! grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin

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Religion / Re: Pope Francis Is TIME Magazine's Person Of The Year by yuzedo: 4:05pm On Dec 12, 2013
sooooooooooo me Cheif yuzedo sweetus nko? angry dint i merited to win anytin? undecided embarassed cry

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Car Talk / Re: Does Painting A Car Bright Makes It Less Vulnerable To Theft? by yuzedo: 3:55pm On Dec 12, 2013
[s]well is somehow truth. as the formal national chairman-general of national theif society lagos, we only use to theif white pant and black pant but nut yellow, grin, red pant, etc. so is the same for motor. but some poeple use to dye the pant after theif it. so may be some tiff repent the motor at spraypanter? this my humble comment. hope it help. tenk.[/s]smiley


Ok soooooo why no Rita Dummynick news on NL this days?! angry angry angry angry angry angry angry angry angry angry

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Celebrities / Re: This Toke Makinwa And Linda Ikeji Issue by yuzedo: 8:02pm On Dec 06, 2013
I suppoth whoever have the biggest boobsie!!! angryangryangry

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Education / Re: Nairaland Interschool Debate :winner:::UNILAG by yuzedo: 3:12pm On Dec 06, 2013
snoopy: TEACHERS SHOULD BE BANNED FROM INTERACTING WITH STUDENTS VIA SOCIAL NETWORKING WEBSITES (SUPPORTING)
Loved your presentation. Only one to supply the correct heading too. Thank you.
Fashion / Re: Some Cute People Are Not Photogenic: Why? by yuzedo: 2:44pm On Dec 06, 2013
Thenny: fist of al its their,second its mother,third its husband
fist of all, go dan lo! angry did your keybored spoil?? why no spaceing?? undecided dint u no how to spell "1st"? sad God ur English have ruin my live!!! angry better learn spaceing, hyphen, fool-stop and speling or you may nut see who want to marry you with your jamaica eglish!! #NoOfence kiss

Paroman:
U dey correct a whole Yuzedo(chief sweetus oyoyo). Are u a learner?? Ur own english even worse self.
Bro, dat babe have never never bin to abroad before, truss me! undecided

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Education / Re: Nairaland Interschool Debate :winner:::UNILAG by yuzedo: 2:31pm On Dec 06, 2013
damoskiy: We have students who are stubborn,
some are struggling in class while some
are shy to speak up in class and these
sets of students refuse to ask of help. It
becomes so hard for teachers to reach
these students, if teachers are not ban
from interacting with their students via
social networking, those set of students
would be able to reach out to their
teachers and request help on topics they
might not understand. Some students
can be embarrased about asking
questions in front of their peers. how would they grow if they are shy to speak with their teachers
How did teachers of yore tackle this issue WITHOUT social network? undecided

“Success is most often achieved by those who don’t know failure is inevitable”. Most students are always scared to approach their teachers physically to ask them question not because the teacher is harsh but because we lack self confidence. Students feel because I have my teacher on the same social networking I can ask him anything at will and any way I want it.
Contradiction of the day. Which argument does this support or oppose?

Parents it is this sort of question that keeps you awake at night! The idea that you cannot control who has access to your children on the Internet is one of the most terrifying and helpless sensations. Having a teacher as part of it is something unacceptable, school is a place for teachers to interact with students while home or outside home is a place for family and friend's .
My parents aren’t kept awake at night o! grin Is the internet the only place the parents don’t have control over who accesses/interacts with the children? If there is abuse by teachers NOT on the internet but on the grounds of the school, does that make it okay? Going by your argument, is it okay for the child to mess up with other children online, so long as a teacher isn’t involved?

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Education / Re: Nairaland Interschool Debate :winner:::UNILAG by yuzedo: 2:28pm On Dec 06, 2013
Ayomitide77: Interaction as name implies is a kind of action that occurs as two or more object or person have an effect upon one another. Social networking websites are websites that enables users
to create a public profile within that website and form relationship with other users of the same website. It can be used to describe community based websites, online discussion forums, chat rooms and other social spaces online.
As we all know that we are in the 21st century where social networking websites is no longer an option but a necessity as it usage cuts
across all varieties of life.
So is there an established correlation between interaction/mentoring via social media and better results of students? If affirmative, please show proof.

A research on why students fail a particular examination or test has shown that it is mainly not because they are not serious or attentive enough but because they are either afraid or they don’t like the teacher involved.
Source/Reference?

I clicked on the link supplied for your “references” and nothing happened. I wasn’t directed to the source or basis of your argument. What gives?
Education / Re: Nairaland Interschool Debate :winner:::UNILAG by yuzedo: 2:26pm On Dec 06, 2013
gbemmie09: gbemmie09 A recent survey showed that some percent
of teachers, principals, librarians are
active in at least one social network
space.
I was hoping you’d cite the source of this information and provide an immediate link to back up this assertion. Honestly, you didn’t put forth any argument in your opening statement; you only supplied known information.
Education / Re: Nairaland Interschool Debate :winner:::UNILAG by yuzedo: 1:07pm On Dec 06, 2013
Godspeed to representatives of each school.

Pro-tip: I'm VERY particular about grammar and syntax. Logic/objectivity too, if you please.

Without superfluous verbosity, impress me.
Fashion / Re: Some Cute People Are Not Photogenic: Why? by yuzedo: 9:53am On Dec 06, 2013
Maybe deir step-murder dint want dem to see horseband? angry

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Politics / Re: Your Favourite Nelson Mandela Quote by yuzedo: 9:52am On Dec 06, 2013
WE GIVE UPPPP!!!!!!! - Nelsin Madela (1987) angry

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Religion / Re: Pastors Asking All Virgins To Step Out. Is It Right? by yuzedo: 5:45pm On Dec 05, 2013
HELLLL YEA!!!! If they dint asked dem to step out, how will Pastor COZA no which babe to disturb and who won't agree for dem? angry

2. How will ritualist pastor no witch girl to sacrifised and which is nut avalable for sacrifise?

3. How will guymen and chiormaster no d sista to invite for special rehasal in his bedroom? undecided

Plis it must be continue. Tenk. angry

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Politics / Re: Understanding The Oil Theft Business In Nigeria (All About Stolen Crude) by yuzedo: 4:29pm On Dec 04, 2013
This is half the story.. Oil, Niger-Delta and the Abuja/Northern connection is an exciting sometin!

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