Etumgbe: Very soon now you will see Edo women lining up on the road with their goods waiting for the governor's insult.

"go and die" is now a two million naira insult.

I pity any poor man who will tell me to go and die cos I go cut his head

God bless Nairaland!! *wiping tears of mirth*

vivacious vivi: We just had a finished a meeting in my former office. I had to rush to the bathroom to ease myself.
In my haste, I had no idea that I didn't bolt the door properly.
I am there and my ex boss (an Indian!!!) just pushes the door open...like wth!
He quickly goes "oh sorry sorry" and shuts the door.
The most annoying thing is the doors, though side by side are clearly marked "male" or "female"
I was mortified! I rushed upstairs and closed for the day.

Soooo did he saw your kpekus-punny?

JustifiedChild: This year is coming to an end. In a matter of days we will enter December and before we know it 2013 will be history.
So I'll like us to just share our experiences. Just for fun. What is the most embarrassing moment you have had this year?
I'll start by sharing mine. I was going for a wedding with three of my girlfriends. We chartered a taxi to the event. On our way we were stuck in traffic and this hawker on the road came to our taxi and was displaying his wares. One of my friends who was sitting in front wanted to buy what he was selling and I think she later dismissed him because he wouldn't cut down the price. So he started shouting and was saying things like "where una dress go? You wan go your boyfriend house ba? Them go knacck una tire.. Una no go fit waka. See these girls, them go just dey knacck una!" He went on like this for about 5mins saying all kinds of dirty things very loudly.
People in other cars and buses were now craning their necks to look at us. I wanted to die! Mind you we were decently dressed o so I don't know why this crazy guy said all that nonsense. It was very embarrassing!!! We just locked up and pretended like he wasn't there.

Infomizer: And we shouldn't forget Kevin Carter's "The Vulture and the Starving Child".

Olugbenger: Nff If u sack Keshi, you folks won't make frontpage again.

Goke7: I have said it before and will repeat it again for emphasis that Keshi's greatest sin was winning the Afcon, the guys at the glass house are not happy and to add salt to injury, keshi qualified for the world cup in grand style, no need for permutations or calculator, imagine needing a draw at home or even a 1-nil loss to qualify, instead he did excellently to beat ethiopia 4-1 and went on to draw 2-2 with a world class italian team in a friendly match, they thought will expose him woefully.

Let's forget all the talk of doing well against the best in the world at the world cup, the NFF guys just want to make money at all cost by getting a foreign coach and am afraid they will go ahead unless someone very powerful like Jonathan or the entire Nigerians stop them. If you read in between the lines of what Barrister Green and the NFF President has said, these guys are already shopping for a foreign coach.

In summary, I want to ask, please what are the details of Keshi's contract? does it entail leading the team to the world cup even if he qualified? We all know about the Technical director issue a while ago when Tom sainfeit was appointed before the sports minister intervened, the NFF insisted then that it was part of Keshi''s contract. Am afraid, they will bring that issue up again in legal terms. These Guys are smart o!

omar22:

Maijari was elected not appointed

Obasanjo did not settle on his seat in the First Class. He stood up and went round the plane as if to test his popularity.

Nobody stood up to challenge the political juggernaut of Nigerian politics, nor did they try to stop him.

BOSS OF LIFE!!!!!! Oh my days!!!!