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Politics / Re: APGA Victory: Ume Leads Obiano To Ojukwu's Mausoleum(pictures) by yuzedo: 9:52am On Dec 04, 2013
See Okija Juju's counterpart in the second picture, standing next to Ojukwu Jnr.. Alusi Aguleri! grin

Okija, what professional courtesy do you extend your colleagues responsible for the deities of respective towns? I know it isn't the three strike backhand shake. tongue Man, ndigbo have SWAG!! cool That 3-strike handshake is the BUSINESS!!! grin cheesy

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Career / Re: 9 Management Lessons From Atedo Peterside by yuzedo: 5:52pm On Dec 03, 2013
**Looking through all my celebrity albums for Chief Sweetus' picture with the great Atedo Peterside** cool
Where dis gaddem picture at gaddemit?! angry angry

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Romance / Re: Strike Notice From Boyfriends Association Of Nigeria by yuzedo: 4:15pm On Dec 02, 2013
Cheif sweetus is ready to take care of allllllllll sweet babes dat deir boysfreinds are doing dis strike. i have mony and THE PENISe to go round for alllllllll of you dat ur broke boyfreinds want to give a finnancial hatbrake. smiley #Migget and dack-skin girl need nut apply however. tenk. smiley

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Politics / Re: Oshiomhole Donates N2m To 'Go And Die' Widow by yuzedo: 4:00pm On Dec 02, 2013
Etumgbe: Very soon now you will see Edo women lining up on the road with their goods waiting for the governor's insult.

"go and die" is now a two million naira insult.

I pity any poor man who will tell me to go and die cos I go cut his head
God bless Nairaland!! *wiping tears of mirth* grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin
Career / Re: Women Sabotaging Women, A Case Of The Glass Ceiling by yuzedo: 2:15pm On Nov 29, 2013
op bro. POP is better for your office celing. i used POP in my Banana Iceland mansion and it looook like a sweet castle. smiley

for your qaulity celing plis phone kenechuku and son nigeria - 0806344978. is better so nobody looook your nyash from downstare if u use glass for celing. tenk. smiley

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Culture / Re: Whats Your Native Name And Its Meaning. by yuzedo: 1:48pm On Nov 29, 2013
My netive name is Amunekeuto 1 of Banana Iceland = it mean The "Pay-niece" dat shareth the sweetness 1 of Banana Iceland. angry

tenk. angry

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Romance / Re: Men Cry No More! Size Doesn't Matter! Man Made A Movie About His Small Penis by yuzedo: 8:12am On Nov 29, 2013
"Unhung Hero"grin grin grin grin grin grin

He can come and take 6inches from me, I'm not using all the plenty inches I have for anything biko.. smiley undecided

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Nairaland / General / Re: What Was Your Most Embarrassing Moment This Year by yuzedo: 5:30pm On Nov 28, 2013
vivacious vivi: We just had a finished a meeting in my former office. I had to rush to the bathroom to ease myself.
In my haste, I had no idea that I didn't bolt the door properly.
I am there and my ex boss (an Indian!!!) just pushes the door open...like wth!
He quickly goes "oh sorry sorry" and shuts the door.
The most annoying thing is the doors, though side by side are clearly marked "male" or "female"
I was mortified! I rushed upstairs and closed for the day. tongue
Soooo did he saw your kpekus-punny? angry

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Nairaland / General / Re: What Was Your Most Embarrassing Moment This Year by yuzedo: 5:29pm On Nov 28, 2013
JustifiedChild: This year is coming to an end. In a matter of days we will enter December and before we know it 2013 will be history.
So I'll like us to just share our experiences. Just for fun. What is the most embarrassing moment you have had this year?
I'll start by sharing mine. I was going for a wedding with three of my girlfriends. We chartered a taxi to the event. On our way we were stuck in traffic and this hawker on the road came to our taxi and was displaying his wares. One of my friends who was sitting in front wanted to buy what he was selling and I think she later dismissed him because he wouldn't cut down the price. So he started shouting and was saying things like "where una dress go? You wan go your boyfriend house ba? Them go knacck una tire.. Una no go fit waka. See these girls, them go just dey knacck una!" He went on like this for about 5mins saying all kinds of dirty things very loudly.
People in other cars and buses were now craning their necks to look at us. I wanted to die! Mind you we were decently dressed o so I don't know why this crazy guy said all that nonsense. It was very embarrassing!!! We just locked up and pretended like he wasn't there.
grin grin grin grin grin grin
Celebrities / Re: Wizkid’s Fan Thrown-off The Stage For Trying To Hug Him At A Concert In Accra by yuzedo: 5:26pm On Nov 28, 2013
STARBOYYYYYYYYY!!!!!!!!!!!!! LMAOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin
Art, Graphics & Video / Re: 30 Most Powerful Photos Ever Taken. The Kind You Never Ever Forget by yuzedo: 4:32pm On Nov 28, 2013
Powerful stuff indeed!

Most Emotional for me:
#10, #19, #21, #24, #26, #27, #28

Notable mention:
#12, #14, #17, #18, #25, #30

Sigh! Life...


Infomizer: And we shouldn't forget Kevin Carter's "The Vulture and the Starving Child".
But of course.... Perhaps the most powerful photograph of its century.
Business / 20 Things The Rich Do Every Day by yuzedo: 11:41am On Nov 27, 2013
[size=14pt]So what do the rich do every day that the poor don’t do?[/size]

Tom Corley, on his website RichHabitsInstitute.com, outlines a few of the differences between the habits of the rich and the poor.


1. 70% of wealthy eat less than 300 junk food calories per day. 97% of poor people eat more than 300 junk food calories per day. 23% of wealthy gamble. 52% of poor people gamble.

2. 80% of wealthy are focused on accomplishing some single goal. Only 12% of the poor do this.

3. 76% of wealthy exercise aerobically four days a week. 23% of poor do this.

4. 63% of wealthy listen to audio books during commute to work vs. 5% of poor people.

5. 81% of wealthy maintain a to-do list vs. 19% of poor.

6. 63% of wealthy parents make their children read two or more non-fiction books a month vs. 3% of poor.

7. 70% of wealthy parents make their children volunteer 10 hours or more a month vs. 3% of poor.

8. 80% of wealthy make Happy Birthday calls vs. 11% of poor.

9. 67% of wealthy write down their goals vs. 17% of poor.

10. 88% of wealthy read 30 minutes or more each day for education or career reasons vs. 2% of poor.

11. 6% of wealthy say what’s on their mind vs. 69% of poor.

12. 79% of wealthy network five hours or more each month vs. 16% of poor.

13. 67% of wealthy watch one hour or less of TV every day vs. 23% of poor.

14. 6% of wealthy watch reality TV vs. 78% of poor.

15. 44% of wealthy wake up three hours before work starts vs. 3% of poor.

16. 74% of wealthy teach good daily success habits to their children vs. 1% of poor.

17. 84% of wealthy believe good habits create opportunity luck vs. 4% of poor.

18. 76% of wealthy believe bad habits create detrimental luck vs. 9% of poor.

19. 86% of wealthy believe in lifelong educational self-improvement vs. 5% of poor.

20. 86% of wealthy love to read vs. 26% of poor.

There you have it Nairalanders, if you want to buy that house and live in Banana Iceland (just like me), change your orientation, and maybe you can also be a rich, handsome somebody.... JUST LIKE ME! wink Tenk! angry

http://www.daveramsey.com/blog/20-things-the-rich-do-every-day

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Sports / Re: Brazil 2014: No Guarantee For Keshi Yet - NFF by yuzedo: 3:12pm On Nov 25, 2013
Olugbenger: Nff If u sack Keshi, you folks won't make frontpage again.

angry angry angry angry angry angry
Chai!! grin grin grin

Goke7: I have said it before and will repeat it again for emphasis that Keshi's greatest sin was winning the Afcon, the guys at the glass house are not happy and to add salt to injury, keshi qualified for the world cup in grand style, no need for permutations or calculator, imagine needing a draw at home or even a 1-nil loss to qualify, instead he did excellently to beat ethiopia 4-1 and went on to draw 2-2 with a world class italian team in a friendly match, they thought will expose him woefully.

Let's forget all the talk of doing well against the best in the world at the world cup, the NFF guys just want to make money at all cost by getting a foreign coach and am afraid they will go ahead unless someone very powerful like Jonathan or the entire Nigerians stop them. If you read in between the lines of what Barrister Green and the NFF President has said, these guys are already shopping for a foreign coach.

In summary, I want to ask, please what are the details of Keshi's contract? does it entail leading the team to the world cup even if he qualified? We all know about the Technical director issue a while ago when Tom sainfeit was appointed before the sports minister intervened, the NFF insisted then that it was part of Keshi''s contract. Am afraid, they will bring that issue up again in legal terms. These Guys are smart o!
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omar22:

Maijari was elected not appointed
As long as those NFF niggers are NIGERIANS, they can be piped down. I swear, it is a small thing for the presidency to do, forget that yeye FIFA no-interference yarn.

@safarigirl: didn't know you knew as much as you do about football/sports.. You try, but you aren't completely correct in all your assessments and postulations.

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Fashion / Re: Best And Worst Dressed At FOZ Album Launch by yuzedo: 1:41pm On Nov 25, 2013
ermm, did rita dummynick swallowed an puff-puff? undecided why did she looook [size=5pt]fat and ugly[/size] like supreme mother dame pateince jonata??

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Politics / Re: Nigerians Boo Obasanjo On Emirates Flight by yuzedo: 7:23am On Nov 25, 2013
Obasanjo did not settle on his seat in the First Class. He stood up and went round the plane as if to test his popularity.

Nobody stood up to challenge the political juggernaut of Nigerian politics, nor did they try to stop him.
BOSS OF LIFE!!!!!! Oh my days!!!! grin grin grin

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Politics / Re: New Twist In Anambra Guber: Ekwunife Asks Court To Declare Her APGA Candidate by yuzedo: 7:18am On Nov 25, 2013
I KNEW Ekwunife was up to something! This scheming b****?! Hahahaha! I predicted this shït weeks ago!!!! Kai, where are those tweets sef.. Iyom my cougar!! kiss Anambra strong-lady!! grin grin
Education / Re: LECTURER: Sleep With Me Or You Won't Graduate. by yuzedo: 3:15pm On Nov 21, 2013
It is not my business to question the veracity of this overused story-plot, but for all those espousing fighting fire with fire, don't even trip, many lecturers are heavy cultists or cult-sponsors, so they are virtually untouchable in that regard. How far up are you in your cult that you want to take on someone who was blended decades ago and is still a patron? LOL! Paper gangsters need to chill, real goons move in silence.

I can help the girl, but she will give ME the punny. Choose between a young, handsome nigga or one 50year-pld camphor-smelling, snuff-sniffing pseudo-academic. cool

Jokes aside, this aunty f*cked up! If you were morally upright you would never consider a mercenary. I went to university and faced pressures too so i know it is very possible to man-up and do the hard right thing!

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Crime / Re: Young Nigerian Woman Killed In Columbus Indiana By Her Neighbour[pic] by yuzedo: 8:24am On Nov 21, 2013
Didn't know her personally, but apparently she's a friend to a number of my friends and just heard the story this morning. I know she loves to compete in races, but my God, it is more painful hearing that she is a Ph.D student!!!!! AT 26 YEARS!!!!

E no go better for the person wey do dis tin, walahi! Such a gem! Kai! My sincerest condolences to her loved ones.

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Jobs/Vacancies / Re: A Nigerian Sends An Email To Resign From PricewaterhouseCoopers In The US by yuzedo: 6:59am On Nov 21, 2013
Nah, stop this mate! Nah!! Give us a more plausible joke. Stop fam! Oh Gawd!! *tears* grin grin grin grin grin grin

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Politics / Re: Minister Travels Abroad For Treatment After Plying Lagos/ibadan Road by yuzedo: 8:14am On Nov 20, 2013
LMAOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!! FOH!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Politics / Re: Jimoh Ibrahim Arrested Over N6.8B Tax Fraud by yuzedo: 4:40pm On Nov 18, 2013
Lol! No wonder i haven't been seeing his G-Wagon and legion of MOPOL opposite us.. Soon he will contest for his state election like IFeanyi Ubah! grin

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Events / Re: Mahmud, Son Of Sani Abacha Weds In Style! by yuzedo: 4:35pm On Nov 18, 2013
**LOOOOOOOK AT THIS BABE** shocked

**LOOOOOOOK AT RITA DUMMYNICK**

**LOOOOOOOK AT THE BABE AGAIN** sad


RITA DUMMYNICK, BRO, PARK YOUR GANA-MUST-GO LOAD AND NEVa Neva YOU RITURN TO MY MANSHUN AGAIN UNTIL YOU FINE LIKE DIS BABE!!!!!!!! angry embarassed angry gaddem! cry

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Celebrities / Re: Aliko Dangote At Peter Okoye's Wedding by yuzedo: 4:17pm On Nov 18, 2013
tenk. smiley dat my freind alika. he said we shud go for dis small bois weding groove but am running my election in anambra so i said aliko bro, u my best frend and we play nitendo all d time, BUT LET ME PURSUE MY FUTURE FOR MY POEPLE DAMMIT!!!!!! I GIVE UPP!! angry angry angry angry

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Business / Re: Is Gtbank Really The Best Bank In Nigeria by yuzedo: 4:14pm On Nov 18, 2013
op bro my bank is nut registre in nigeiran. but i can hold ur mony for u. i dobble d mony. drop N1millions naira and take N2millions naira in seven (9) days. plis pm me now, is call banana iceland bank. good sweet and big boobsie lady are customer care wink (stricktly no former ashawo plis) undecided

i promiss to make u milonnaire smiley (if u were bilonaire before) angry a try will convuse u. tenk.

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Business / Re: If You Were A Billionaire, Would You Donate Half Your Fortune To Charity? by yuzedo: 3:55pm On Nov 18, 2013
huh? wuz these?! angry donate wot! did charity donated half her fortune to me?! angry



Anywayy plis av been in comma since sattuday mornin. did u voat for me? did i won d anambra electon?? can i start answering govonor cheif sweetus his exccelentcy? embarassed

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Career / Re: List of Companies That Promote Staff Welfare And Treat Them Well by yuzedo: 3:14pm On Nov 18, 2013
Baba Gbajabiamila and sons but no daughters Nigeria Limited 1 Silifatu Majekodumi Street, Off Iya Ewa Agoyin Road, Opposite Seun Mud "Ouse", Ota, Ogun State. Motto - Tin ba Make e, ninu Aiye e, e pemi BASCAD!! angry angry angry Supplier of hair conditioner, helectric hayon, hee-tc, hee-tc

I beg you IJN dis are a real company. Mod bro plis don't hide my poast or die for natin!! angry

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Politics / Re: INEC Must Refund Me My Money- Ifeanyi Uba by yuzedo: 10:40pm On Nov 17, 2013
Oh shït!!!!!!!! grin I'm crying, fam!! grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin

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