PUSH1:
Happy Birthday Mate.

Its my Birthday today..

God has been faithful from ages past.

guess wat bro? Nobody care

Mortiano:
today is also my birthday, how many likes will i get

hey, nairalanders dont be stingy with likes, celebrate me also,,

Erm helloo Nobody care about ur wack betday so nest time u can shear it with devido or toto dicke instead of being a swaga jacker on my wive betday. Cheerz.

markDT2:
When will you marry

So cheerz!

It is not very clear the disposition of Governor Willy Obiano of Anambra State on the issue as he appears to always distance himself from the activities of the South-East governors.

Umuchoke:

Nna, biko jiri nwayo. No car, I repeat, no car can take you from Lagos to the east without stopping to refill.

ajebuter:
This is one Fuji musician i respect.

So cultured, urbane, civilized and polished.

Nver sang dirty or obscene lyrics, no riff-raff verbal fights with other.

Just pure decency and cultured mien

God bless bonsue fuji king

flyca:
Yuzedo why are you writing from Ikoyi? What happened to your banana Iceland manshun?

Did u tink banana iceland is inside egbada or okokomaiko? dis wat happen wen u do nursry school agege, prymary school agege, secondry school agege, univasity, orile-agege.............. WE GIV UPPPP!!!!!!

She never stays at home, once she gets one clean cloth and can dig her makeup out of the dung-hill she created in the room and a corner of the sitting room, she’s off.

cococandy:
Yuzedo how far?

Aviero:
F*ckin True!

That I am handsome?

daveemuobo:


chief sweetus...Nairaland misses you..Happy birthday and Live long

Thanks my good man... I wish NL admin felt same way!

Jesuspikin77:
Happy birthday Chief Sweetus

Oh tenk tenk. am happy and eggzited. i feel fulfil and spesha today. God bles u bro.

KoboUP:

This phrase is an aggressive way to shift attention away from your mistake by pointing out an old, likely irrelevant mistake the other person made (and one you should have forgiven her for by now).