airsaylongcon:
This thread really strikes a nerve as I lost my mum last month from a hit-and-wait driver. Turned out she survived for a whole hour with a massive head injury. The problem with attempting to rescue is that most Nigerians lack basic first aid knowledge and end up worsening an already bad situation in a bid to help d vic.

In my case, the driver turned himself in. The police never let me see him though. They (the popo) were talking about doing a coroner's inquest and stuff but my mum was in such bad shape that further balkanisation of her remains would have been unbearably painful. To end the police case, they made me swear and affidavit that I was withdrawing the case against d driver. Swearing that affidavit nobi beans cos all d court registrars in yenagoa just didn't wanna sign. Ended up costing 15k. At the end of the whole process they didn't even let me see my mum's killer. They eventually followed me to fmc yenagoa to have my mum's remains released to me (with enough thank u money).

I don't know if I can ever forget the driver's name or his act. But I've forgiven him. Moving on is hard but move on I must.

I didn't even know the killer paid for the burial. I didn't ask or get a penny from him but I'm sure the police would have collected a large sum from him cos dat DCO eye no clean.

Buried her in tears and in honour but d pain is still very raw

rattlesnake:
Where is the fridge

cap28:


illiteracy and lack of exposure is a serious disease worse than cancer!

this woman is an opportunist who exploits and uses dummies like you to enrich herself and elevate herself in society, does she give a damn about people like you? the answer is capital NO!!!

Ojukwu was the same and it cost igbos 3 million lives - when will you dumb sycophants learn?

keep worshipping greedy Igbo elitist scum who couldn't give a damn whether you live or die.

Uses dummies like me.
Doesn't give a damn about me.
Dumb sycophants like me won't learn.

Okay, that's fine. Sooooo why is it paining [size=14pt]YOU?[/size]

Nna, biko go and make money. I am not complaining at being "exploited", Jehovah has been faithful in my life and that of fellow elite! Bianca can "use me" ANY DAMN DAY!

**Keeps singing "Ogozirim agozi, o tinyelum jara", "Kpo y'ome mma, kpo y'ome mma, kpo y'ome mma, OME MMA!", and all other Igbo worship songs of appreciation preferred by well-fed elite.

sexyseun:
Half Ebola, Half HIV. Why embark on this risky venture?

OMFG!!

I
cannot
believe
someone
posted
the
EXACT
same
thing
I
came
in
here
to
post!

Godiskind:
A friend narrated to me an experience he had one of the days he was travelling from abia to abuja with his private car. Along his way, he stopped at a checkpoint where he was met by an army who asked him 'who is d owner of dis car'? He responded 'its mine'. He asked him to provide the proof of ownership. My friend gave him d papers of the vehicle and a copy of his DL. The army, after lookin thru d papers, he furiosly flung d papers to d guy and was shouting 'look at U, u're enjoyin AC,while I'm here standing in d sun, look at u! Look @ u! Look @ u a small boy! My friend said he's sure he seniors dis very army that was calling him small boy. The army was lookin @ him furiosly and like someone who wants to cry. My friend said thru out d time d army was doing all these he didnt say anythin because he ddnt knw what he wud do and he wud worsen d whole thing. And after some time d army askd him to go.
My ppu how can someone transfer his grievances to someone that did him nothing?

yousee:

The car's VIN is V6...

debbie: If you have all your colleagues as friends and you all relate well,then there is something wrong.It is either you are not being real or someone is playing safe...

FALSE.

Good Interpersonal Relations is actually a sought-after quality in Professionals, and I didn't develop and put it on my CV because it looks fancy there. Confidence comes from years of experience/learning how to deal individually with people and their unique personalities (keeping a decorous character constant, of course).

I'm cool with my boss. I'm cool with my colleagues. I'm cool with everyone in the professional space, including "non-essential" staff.

RESPECT (for self and others) IS THE ULTIMATE CURRENCY.



........ Maybe I'm just lucky blessed to be on a great team. IDK.

- Chief Sweetus is an Executive Putter-Togetherer at an International Firm of Money-Making-Mavericks, an avid pennist, and a highly-rated part-time footballer. He is available 5-days a week to deliver value to your firm, and 2-days a week to satisfy light-skin, big-boobsie babes in a deadly match of "sezual calisthenics".

(Dark-skin lasses may apply if they can supply the last four numbers in pi)

tellwisdom: You are a very foolish boi...I don't use glasses but L.V sunshades

LMFAOOOOOO!!!!!!!

Seun: I wanted to go but it was literally impossible. I have great respect for the organizers of the contest and I appreciate the award very much

EmoBoy: They also call you fine boy all the time (I hate that!) My name is not fine boy.

But still, the advantages outweigh the disadvantages.

1. People always assume you're smart and intelligent

2. People are quick to have mercy on you when you commit a little crime

3. People are drawn to you (you have the ability to make cool and loyal friends if you want to)

4. You can easily get favors from women and some men

5. You have more charisma if you're rich compared to regular dudes

6. Your looks may easily get you a job


Anyway being handsome has not given me anything tangible in life. I'm still waiting the day my handsomeness will reward me with a million dollars.

I was going to shade the f*ck outta ya, but:

- all your points are actually valid
- Bonus points for the humorous undertone.
- Your profile picture actually (surprisingly) contains a handsome bobo-nkiti somebody (although in a light-skin nigga kinda way)

.. You should probably catch some heat for the raggedy-azz jerry-curl and batty-boy lip-gloss, but yuzedo shall not be the executioner today or ever. Salute!

Jarus: For example, he was invited to Aso Rock as one of the "Top 100 Nigerian Youths" selected by The Future Awards organisers. He didn't show up.

[size=18pt]BOSS OF ALLLLLLLLL BOSSES!!!!![/size]

My respect for Seun just quadrupled to reach an all-time high!!! Mr. Osewa, YOU ARE FUCKKKKKING LEGIT! Kai!!! Turned down entrapment of Aso Power? Resisted superficial shenanigans and pseudo-validation without a second thought?? Focused on the long-term/preservation of your credibility?? OH MY GODDDD!!! **orgasmic raptures as I contemplate Boss move of the year**