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Autos / Re: Meet The Six Bulletproof Cars You Can Buy by yuzedo: 7:26pm On Aug 27, 2014 |
obatala is d more gratest bulet-proof. No mony to waist plis! 16 Likes 9 Shares |
Romance / Re: The Kind Of Self Confidence That Attracts Women by yuzedo: 1:51pm On Aug 22, 2014 |
zeongeon: BuddhaPalm: This is the guy that bangs our girlfriends.LMFAO! .. Legit! 3 Likes |
Fashion / Re: Ebube Nwagbo Named ‘Most Fashionable Actress' (Photos) by yuzedo: 3:06pm On Aug 19, 2014 |
elipheleh:okey tenk mr bingo. 13 Likes |
Fashion / Re: Ebube Nwagbo Named ‘Most Fashionable Actress' (Photos) by yuzedo: 1:31pm On Aug 19, 2014 |
viexcey: I'm a miss, plz!waow. even better. u got boobsie? 10 Likes |
Fashion / Re: Ebube Nwagbo Named ‘Most Fashionable Actress' (Photos) by yuzedo: 1:29pm On Aug 19, 2014 |
viexcey: Rita remains the Most fashionable Actress for me shatenk bro. send me your acaant numba. 18 Likes |
Fashion / Re: Ebube Nwagbo Named ‘Most Fashionable Actress' (Photos) by yuzedo: 1:24pm On Aug 19, 2014 |
RUBBITCH! my sweet-hat look more gooder than this igbo maskurade. below is her in my banana iceland duplex-mansion-100-million-story-building grate-grand house. 72 Likes
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Romance / Re: Video: Unilag Big Girl Caught With Her Sugar Daddy In An Hotel, Stripped Unclad by yuzedo: 11:49am On Aug 19, 2014 |
adwizzy: When will our so call ladies will start to learn,despite abuse,disgraced THIS ladies do receive from wives of this men, such is the story of a popular and big girl in unilag, was caught by the wife of the sugar daddy when she busted into the hotel room where the Two are having it hot , op bro these grammer gaved cheif sweetus an high-tension. god blast ur proffesor. P.s. her boobsie nice though... 21 Likes |
Celebrities / Re: BREAKING!!! Anambra Firstlady Ebere Obiano Disgraced by yuzedo: 8:20pm On Aug 17, 2014 |
" my husband drinks champagne not alcohol," 12 Likes |
Romance / Re: Teenager Caught Sleeping With Dog In Benin by yuzedo: 5:58pm On Aug 14, 2014 |
Tallesty1: lmao...... But it is hard to believe nah. No be even say nah d guy get d dog.Noooooooooooooooooooo!!!!!!!! 4 Likes
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Politics / Re: The Sorry State Of Roads In Ejigbo Community Lagos State by yuzedo: 11:45am On Aug 11, 2014 |
eaglechild: Chai!**TEARS TEARS TEARS** If Otedola, Aliko or any of my fellow Banana Iceland Chiefs see these roads, he may have heart-attack or even faint. Jesus! Is this Lagos or Purgatory?? 25 Likes
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Celebrities / Re: SEE Dbanj Looking So Handsome Like Never Before by yuzedo: 5:43pm On Aug 05, 2014 |
I won't even front, D'banj be lookin' like a billion dollars.. Which is basically his target. Son is keen on getting in on the Bono rep.. Superstar artiste on the humanitarian/charity circuit.. World-changing business that will give him access and respect of the REAL (low-key) Caucasians running the world. Serious moves by a nigga that isn't interested in hanging out with Klever-Jay, Eeedris and other local niggas content with the small pond they struggling in.. Bro got his eyes on Billy the Gate and the fat-cat entourage. So clean-shaven T.I. look is the way forward eh? Okay, time to shave like this and become a philanthropist. My goatee isn't taking me anywhere except Mushin. THIS POST IS BROUGHT TO YOU BY THE SWEETUS FOUNDATION, AN AFFILIATE OF THE ICE-CREAM LAPS APPRECIATION SOCIETY (I.C.L.A.S) P.s. I need whatever skin-care he getting. Toning o, bleaching o, whitenicious o, tura o, whatever! GIVE ME WHATEVER CREAM(S) HE USING!!! It can't be vegetables/hydration making a nigga look like he never done pooped in his life! 22 Likes |
Celebrities / Re: Rita Dominic Wears Grandpa's Shirt To Future Awards by yuzedo: 6:10pm On Aug 03, 2014 |
Jokes aside, this cherubic lass is uraguably Nollywood's FINEST specimen! That is a face any man would gladly wake up to daily. Marriage/husband shouldn't be a validation of a woman's worth. If spinsterhood works for Ms. Rita, then so be it. That is my loss. Signed: Chief Sweetus Foundation, member of Billionaires Ogling Omalichalistic Babylistic Sweetified Ikpus Everywhere (B.0.0.B.S.I.E) 146 Likes 2 Shares |
Celebrities / Re: Rita Dominic Wears Grandpa's Shirt To Future Awards by yuzedo: 5:54pm On Aug 03, 2014 |
sexyseun: Aunty Rita you are getting Old, Go and marry jooorand wear is your own horseband? Atole! 175 Likes |
Family / Re: Adichie’s Feminism: Vacuums And Fallacies By A. Gonzaga by yuzedo: 6:17pm On Jul 31, 2014 |
Opiosko: Yuzedo at his best. Chimama needs a man like you in her life to complete her balance. Problem is that she's not that gifted in the womanly body aspect like the Omosexy (ses)....Sir, there is no "mild orgazm" in my dictionary. I may render her brain-damaged from the intensity and multiplicity of orgazms that my 18-inch ich liebe dich will definitely deliver to her kpekus-africanus. Nobody wants that so make she just stay her lane for now. 7 Likes |
Family / Re: Adichie’s Feminism: Vacuums And Fallacies By A. Gonzaga by yuzedo: 5:57pm On Jul 31, 2014 |
Meanwhile.... Of her name-changing declaration—i.e. ‘Nobody can force me to change my surname’—a Nigerian commented thusly on social media: ‘I have known Adichie to be an ! I don’t blame her; her husband’s name doesn’t open doors.’OUCH! I hasten to add that the urge to take advantage of a man or of the vacuum he allowed when he relaxed and stopped being the man, is even larger and much wilder in a black woman’s frame. An African-American comedian once joked that ‘Once a sister makes 9 dollars an hour, she thinks she’s Oprah’I died!!! A brief return to the subject of a full integration. I present another Nigerian author of Adichie’s Generation X, one who now enjoys the full and priceless benefits of total integration: his name is Teju Cole, and he left Nigeria for the US at the age of 17. In my opinion he’s a refined human being, and the best writer Nigeria has produced since Chinua Achebe and Wole Soyinka, and his followers on social media, unlike Adichie’s, are mainly intellectuals and readers capable of higher thought and who follow Mr Cole because he offers that mental stimulation. Wholeheartedly agree on the Teju Cole assessment, but, for the sake of indulgence, let us bring the comparison closer home (home in this context being female-female comparison). I present to you, Sefi Atta, an author of Adichie's generation, twice as talented and half as abrasively verbose. .. It doesn't hurt that she's light-skinted too. Chimamanda should "take a cue", and maybe then, Everything Good Will Come! 6 Likes |
Family / Re: Adichie’s Feminism: Vacuums And Fallacies By A. Gonzaga by yuzedo: 5:05pm On Jul 31, 2014 |
SWEET GOD OF ALL THINGS LEGIT!!! This article hit all 12-corners of my triangular heart!! I meannnn!!!! Gaddemm!!! I was at a Commemorative Lecture in 2013 with my former-almost girlfriend-and-100-yards-of-wife-material, the beautiful MOD brethreness *******, and (un)fortunately, Was madam abashed by all the fawning? Hell no! She exploited the occasion to the full, launching into yet another monotone on everything and nothing, and in utter confusion, I was forced to ask my date WHOM I HAD INVITED, Is this why we are here? My honest albeit un-sought and perhaps irrelevant opinion of Madam Adichie is that she is a tad overrated and tremendously immodest. She enjoys the worship, but has not reached a stage where she can be humble and gracious about it, quite unlike the true masters (Achebe & Kongi). Luckily in this generation, very much different from theirs, it is unlikely to affect her trajectory of progress and recognition, simply because attention (deserved or not) is the currency we deal in today. (ask the talentless Kardashians if you doubt my words). I hope she continues (for the sake of good literature) to deliver on her works, a quality to equal or surpass Half of a Yellow Sun (her tour de force, in my objective opinion).. Prior and Subsequent efforts have not measured up to this beautiful book, but I refuse to blame that on her loquacious and uber-skewered opinions that no-goddamn-body asked her about. On a final note, pray, who or what wrote this article?? An 11/10 score does zero justice to literature so complete in logic, facts, presentation, validity and balance. ...... I bet a man wrote it. Women aren't this talented. (I kid!......... or do i?) - Yuzedo is a part-time Pörn Collector & full-time fine boy , and writes from Banana Iceland, Ikoyi. 18 Likes 2 Shares |
Education / Re: Some Funny School Answers by yuzedo: 11:29am On Jul 31, 2014 |
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Romance / Re: Things Ladies Must Know About Guys. The Truth! by yuzedo: 7:39pm On Jul 30, 2014 |
sooooooo how can dis CNN knews help us strike d punny? 23 Likes |
Dating And Meet-up Zone / Re: Thread For Introvert Nairalanders by yuzedo: 12:53pm On Jul 30, 2014 |
Op. Bro. These ur bingo shirt looook like bulet proof worn by orunmila in 1933. a sweet michael jacksin boy! 8 Likes |
Politics / Re: Arthur Eze Supports Obiano's Govt With $1 Million Dollars (photos) by yuzedo: 11:32am On Jul 30, 2014 |
Am chalengging ator eze to a publick donation and macho man contest to proof cheif sweetus is d most richer man in anamrba. Am serrious deliver dis message to him. Dolar for Dolar, pand for pand. Tenk. 13 Likes |
Romance / Re: Mentalities Of Opposite Sex You Hate by yuzedo: 11:04am On Jul 30, 2014 |
A stupid sense of entitlement grinds my gears to no end (all-encompassing scope)... 4 Likes |
Education / Re: Police Arrest First Class Honors Graduate, Others Over Internet Fraud by yuzedo: 1:12pm On Jul 27, 2014 |
Rubbish! Which "confessional" statements?! The same ones that can be upturned by reason of Police coercion? Good lawyers will get at least 4 of the 6 accused off the hook. Only people going down (if at all) are the Falade that designed the website/opened bank account and the website programmer. The former's case is made worse by the fact that his cohorts now have true figures and realise he cut them less than 10% of the proceeds! Canaries have just been born. 5 Likes |
Business / Re: 6 Ways To Derive More Value From Your Money by yuzedo: 5:26pm On Jul 23, 2014 |
Which mony?! 6 Likes |
Politics / Re: Armed Robbers At Alaba International Market by yuzedo: 4:08pm On Jul 23, 2014 |
MadCow1:tenk bro. Work to ekobank alaba branch and pick up N10millions and feel alrite dis weeknend. Tell dem cheif sweetus send u. dont tenk me is god. 23 Likes |
Politics / Re: Armed Robbers At Alaba International Market by yuzedo: 4:03pm On Jul 23, 2014 |
yep. Dis why I now carry mopol to everywere. D one in my profile is indoor mopol while I hav outdoor fbi. 8 Likes |
Celebrities / Re: Nigerian Celebs With Their Kids by yuzedo: 3:07pm On Jul 21, 2014 |
yuzedo & "future/unfertilized" kids. 6 Likes |
Autos / Re: For Sale 2007 Benz Mclaren SLR 56m Negotiable. by yuzedo: 10:21am On Jan 09, 2014 |
ok. i will by it. bring it to no. 1 grate cheif sweetus close, off mike adenuger street, off aliko dangote road, banana iceland ikoyi lagos. bring it by 11.59pm midnigth and [size=20pt]come alone[/size] ok. 21 Likes |
Literature / Re: The 48 Laws Of Power by yuzedo: 9:27am On Jan 09, 2014 |
pro01: Hands down, the most fascinating book ever written.Truer words were never spoken! |
Jobs/Vacancies / Re: Massive Recruitment At Queen's College Aba. by yuzedo: 1:57pm On Jan 04, 2014 |
why won't Aba people rest?! So now they have started faking school?? we give upp!!! [size=4pt] 7 Likes |
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