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Autos / Re: Meet The Six Bulletproof Cars You Can Buy by yuzedo: 7:26pm On Aug 27, 2014
obatala is d more gratest bulet-proof. No mony to waist plis! angry

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Romance / Re: The Kind Of Self Confidence That Attracts Women by yuzedo: 1:51pm On Aug 22, 2014
zeongeon:
1. Be SUCCESSFUL in what ever u are doing and have d aura of been a protector, provider and a leader..Women like succeSsful men.
2. Be a womanizer or have other girls around U that either call u, chat u up and hang out with U..Women seem to love u more and stick to u when they have to struggle to keep U.
3. Be very unpredictable..Women like it when ur unpredictable and when a man leaves them gueSsing giving them every reason to be inquisitive.
4. Don't hesitate to scold her or tell her off at any given time example are u mad? Young lady stop acting like a child and behave u age, don't u ever try that rubbish again, if I slap U, get out!!! Its non of ur business.
5. Love with an IRON FIST and treat her like a child.. Scold with the right hand and pull her back with left to show her love.
6. In anything u do with her ranging from sex to hanging out always live in her psychc that u are a combo of everything MAN eg ur her Father, Boss, Husband, Brother, President, Warrior and King.
7. Never u restrict urself when ur with her for example Fart in front of her make it LOUD, Change ur cloths in front of her, spank her ass and are boobs at random times and whe u feel like, Drink ur garri in front of her, play rough with her throw her about, swing her and scatter her hair, hug her when ur all sweaty even kiSs her when u haven't brushed ur mouth, don't go trying to arrange ur room cos she is coming over, let her see ur porn videos... Do these things I u will bring out the true nature of ur gurl, u will make her play on same leveled ground, no forming no deceit.
8. Don't be afraid to tell her the bitter truth, make decisions and stick to it... Example I can't buy that for U and I don't hv d money for such, ur hair/ dress is ugly, I am unemployed, I squat with a friend, I can't afford that restaurant.
Do the above and thank me later.

BuddhaPalm: This is the guy that bangs our girlfriends.
LMFAO! grin grin grin grin


.. Legit! cool

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Fashion / Re: Ebube Nwagbo Named ‘Most Fashionable Actress' (Photos) by yuzedo: 3:06pm On Aug 19, 2014
elipheleh:

You are a clown. Why yeroba una be like this? Always jealous of every race to the core.

FYI Rita is also proudly Igbo

Rita Dominic is a member of the Royal Waturuocha family of Aboh Mbaise local government area in Imo State.[1] She is the youngest of 4 siblings.[2] Her late parents were medical practitioners; her father was a medical doctor and her mother a nursing officer.[6] Dominic attended the prestigious Federal Government College, Ikot Ekpene, Akwa Ibom State, Nigeria, before heading to the University of Port Harcourt, where she graduated with a BA (Honours) Degree in Theatre Arts in 1999.
source: wikipedia
okey tenk mr bingo. undecided

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Fashion / Re: Ebube Nwagbo Named ‘Most Fashionable Actress' (Photos) by yuzedo: 1:31pm On Aug 19, 2014
viexcey: I'm a miss, plz!
waow. shocked even better.









u got boobsie? wink

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Fashion / Re: Ebube Nwagbo Named ‘Most Fashionable Actress' (Photos) by yuzedo: 1:29pm On Aug 19, 2014
viexcey: Rita remains the Most fashionable Actress for me sha
tenk bro. send me your acaant numba.

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Fashion / Re: Ebube Nwagbo Named ‘Most Fashionable Actress' (Photos) by yuzedo: 1:24pm On Aug 19, 2014
RUBBITCH! angry my sweet-hat look more gooder than this igbo maskurade.

below is her in my banana iceland duplex-mansion-100-million-story-building grate-grand house. kiss

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Romance / Re: Video: Unilag Big Girl Caught With Her Sugar Daddy In An Hotel, Stripped Unclad by yuzedo: 11:49am On Aug 19, 2014
adwizzy: When will our so call ladies will start to learn,despite abuse,disgraced THIS ladies do receive from wives of this men, such is the story of a popular and big girl in unilag, was caught by the wife of the sugar daddy when she busted into the hotel room where the Two are having it hot ,
this sugar have promise this lady marriage and he even take good care of her, i lent the wife got information about both of them are in an hotel by another olosho student ,who is believed to be dating the man at first, with full information at hand the woman busted into the hotel room ,i heard the woman knocked on the door ,like a service lady of the hotel ,on sighting her husband and the lady ,the woman gave the lady the disgrace of her life ,by dragging her outside ,stripped her naked ,the lady was so much abused for the act ,coz the wife came with her siblings to deals with the lady. LINK TO THE VIDEO CLICK TO WATCH http://xmoentertainment..com/2014/08/video-unilag-big-girl-caught-with-her.html

op bro these grammer gaved cheif sweetus an high-tension. god blast ur proffesor. grin angry

P.s. her boobsie nice though... tongue

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Celebrities / Re: BREAKING!!! Anambra Firstlady Ebere Obiano Disgraced by yuzedo: 8:20pm On Aug 17, 2014
" my husband drinks champagne not alcohol,"
grin grin grin grin grin grin grin cool cool cool cool cool cool cool

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Romance / Re: Teenager Caught Sleeping With Dog In Benin by yuzedo: 5:58pm On Aug 14, 2014
Tallesty1: lmao...... But it is hard to believe nahundecided. No be even say nah d guy get d dog.



Unless that dog is a runs-dog.
Noooooooooooooooooooo!!!!!!!!

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Politics / Re: The Sorry State Of Roads In Ejigbo Community Lagos State by yuzedo: 11:45am On Aug 11, 2014
eaglechild: Chai!
OP please next time put"Viewer discretion is advised".

Eko oni ogbanje!
**TEARS TEARS TEARS** grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin

If Otedola, Aliko or any of my fellow Banana Iceland Chiefs see these roads, he may have heart-attack or even faint. Jesus! Is this Lagos or Purgatory?? grin

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Celebrities / Re: SEE Dbanj Looking So Handsome Like Never Before by yuzedo: 5:43pm On Aug 05, 2014
I won't even front, D'banj be lookin' like a billion dollars.. Which is basically his target. Son is keen on getting in on the Bono rep.. Superstar artiste on the humanitarian/charity circuit.. World-changing business that will give him access and respect of the REAL (low-key) Caucasians running the world. Serious moves by a nigga that isn't interested in hanging out with Klever-Jay, Eeedris and other local niggas content with the small pond they struggling in.. Bro got his eyes on Billy the Gate and the fat-cat entourage. grin

So clean-shaven T.I. look is the way forward eh? Okay, time to shave like this and become a philanthropist. My goatee isn't taking me anywhere except Mushin. sad

THIS POST IS BROUGHT TO YOU BY THE SWEETUS FOUNDATION, AN AFFILIATE OF THE ICE-CREAM LAPS APPRECIATION SOCIETY (I.C.L.A.S)

P.s. I need whatever skin-care he getting. Toning o, bleaching o, whitenicious o, tura o, whatever! GIVE ME WHATEVER CREAM(S) HE USING!!! It can't be vegetables/hydration making a nigga look like he never done pooped in his life!

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Celebrities / Re: Rita Dominic Wears Grandpa's Shirt To Future Awards by yuzedo: 6:10pm On Aug 03, 2014
Jokes aside, this cherubic lass is uraguably Nollywood's FINEST specimen!

That is a face any man would gladly wake up to daily.

Marriage/husband shouldn't be a validation of a woman's worth. If spinsterhood works for Ms. Rita, then so be it. That is my loss.

Signed: Chief Sweetus Foundation, member of Billionaires Ogling Omalichalistic Babylistic Sweetified Ikpus Everywhere (B.0.0.B.S.I.E)

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Celebrities / Re: Rita Dominic Wears Grandpa's Shirt To Future Awards by yuzedo: 5:54pm On Aug 03, 2014
sexyseun: Aunty Rita you are getting Old, Go and marry jooor
and wear is your own horseband? undecided Atole! angry

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Family / Re: Adichie’s Feminism: Vacuums And Fallacies By A. Gonzaga by yuzedo: 6:17pm On Jul 31, 2014
Opiosko: grin grin grin Yuzedo at his best. Chimama needs a man like you in her life to complete her balance. Problem is that she's not that gifted in the womanly body aspect like the Omosexy (ses)....
Sir, there is no "mild orgazm" in my dictionary. I may render her brain-damaged from the intensity and multiplicity of orgazms that my 18-inch ich liebe dich will definitely deliver to her kpekus-africanus. grin Nobody wants that so make she just stay her lane for now. cool

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Family / Re: Adichie’s Feminism: Vacuums And Fallacies By A. Gonzaga by yuzedo: 5:57pm On Jul 31, 2014
Meanwhile....

Of her name-changing declaration—i.e. ‘Nobody can force me to change my surname’—a Nigerian commented thusly on social media: ‘I have known Adichie to be an ! I don’t blame her; her husband’s name doesn’t open doors.’
OUCH!

I hasten to add that the urge to take advantage of a man or of the vacuum he allowed when he relaxed and stopped being the man, is even larger and much wilder in a black woman’s frame. An African-American comedian once joked that ‘Once a sister makes 9 dollars an hour, she thinks she’s Oprah’
I died!!! grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin

A brief return to the subject of a full integration. I present another Nigerian author of Adichie’s Generation X, one who now enjoys the full and priceless benefits of total integration: his name is Teju Cole, and he left Nigeria for the US at the age of 17. In my opinion he’s a refined human being, and the best writer Nigeria has produced since Chinua Achebe and Wole Soyinka, and his followers on social media, unlike Adichie’s, are mainly intellectuals and readers capable of higher thought and who follow Mr Cole because he offers that mental stimulation.

Wholeheartedly agree on the Teju Cole assessment, but, for the sake of indulgence, let us bring the comparison closer home (home in this context being female-female comparison).

I present to you, Sefi Atta, an author of Adichie's generation, twice as talented and half as abrasively verbose.

.. It doesn't hurt that she's light-skinted too. wink grin

Chimamanda should "take a cue", and maybe then, Everything Good Will Come! cool

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Family / Re: Adichie’s Feminism: Vacuums And Fallacies By A. Gonzaga by yuzedo: 5:05pm On Jul 31, 2014
SWEET GOD OF ALL THINGS LEGIT!!! shocked shocked shocked

This article hit all 12-corners of my triangular heart!! I meannnn!!!! Gaddemm!!! shocked


I was at a Commemorative Lecture in 2013 with my former-almost girlfriend-and-100-yards-of-wife-material, the beautiful MOD brethreness *******, and (un)fortunately, Mrs. Miss Adichie was the guest of honor/chief speaker in a hall full of distinguished statesmen. My embarrassment knew no bounds when Madam was showered ALL the goddam adulation and effervescent worship for the 4hr duration of the lecture, by all, including the celebrant/convener, to the complete detriment of the one whom we were there to commemorate, the celebrant's late father.

Was madam abashed by all the fawning? Hell no! She exploited the occasion to the full, launching into yet another monotone on everything and nothing, and in utter confusion, I was forced to ask my date WHOM I HAD INVITED, Is this why we are here? undecided

My honest albeit un-sought and perhaps irrelevant opinion of Madam Adichie is that she is a tad overrated and tremendously immodest. She enjoys the worship, but has not reached a stage where she can be humble and gracious about it, quite unlike the true masters (Achebe & Kongi). Luckily in this generation, very much different from theirs, it is unlikely to affect her trajectory of progress and recognition, simply because attention (deserved or not) is the currency we deal in today. (ask the talentless Kardashians if you doubt my words).

I hope she continues (for the sake of good literature) to deliver on her works, a quality to equal or surpass Half of a Yellow Sun (her tour de force, in my objective opinion).. Prior and Subsequent efforts have not measured up to this beautiful book, but I refuse to blame that on her loquacious and uber-skewered opinions that no-goddamn-body asked her about. undecided

On a final note, pray, who or what wrote this article?? An 11/10 score does zero justice to literature so complete in logic, facts, presentation, validity and balance.

...... I bet a man wrote it. Women aren't this talented. tongue (I kid!......... or do i?) wink

- Yuzedo is a part-time Pörn Collector & full-time fine boy wink grin, and writes from Banana Iceland, Ikoyi.

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Education / Re: Some Funny School Answers by yuzedo: 11:29am On Jul 31, 2014
tongue

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Romance / Re: Things Ladies Must Know About Guys. The Truth! by yuzedo: 7:39pm On Jul 30, 2014
sooooooo how can dis CNN knews help us strike d punny? angry undecided

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Dating And Meet-up Zone / Re: Thread For Introvert Nairalanders by yuzedo: 12:53pm On Jul 30, 2014
Op. Bro. These ur bingo shirt looook like bulet proof worn by orunmila in 1933. sad a sweet michael jacksin boy! kiss

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Politics / Re: Arthur Eze Supports Obiano's Govt With $1 Million Dollars (photos) by yuzedo: 11:32am On Jul 30, 2014
Am chalengging ator eze to a publick donation and macho man contest to proof cheif sweetus is d most richer man in anamrba. Am serrious deliver dis message to him. Dolar for Dolar, pand for pand. Tenk. angry

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Romance / Re: Mentalities Of Opposite Sex You Hate by yuzedo: 11:04am On Jul 30, 2014
A stupid sense of entitlement grinds my gears to no end (all-encompassing scope)...

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Education / Re: Police Arrest First Class Honors Graduate, Others Over Internet Fraud by yuzedo: 1:12pm On Jul 27, 2014
Rubbish! Which "confessional" statements?! The same ones that can be upturned by reason of Police coercion? Good lawyers will get at least 4 of the 6 accused off the hook. Only people going down (if at all) are the Falade that designed the website/opened bank account and the website programmer.
The former's case is made worse by the fact that his cohorts now have true figures and realise he cut them less than 10% of the proceeds! grin Canaries have just been born. cheesy

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Business / Re: 6 Ways To Derive More Value From Your Money by yuzedo: 5:26pm On Jul 23, 2014
Which mony?! angry

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Politics / Re: Armed Robbers At Alaba International Market by yuzedo: 4:08pm On Jul 23, 2014
MadCow1:


My Nigga.. grin


Your Govment sure pass SURE roll-on. grin
smiley tenk bro. Work to ekobank alaba branch and pick up N10millions and feel alrite dis weeknend. Tell dem cheif sweetus send u. wink dont tenk me is god.

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Politics / Re: Armed Robbers At Alaba International Market by yuzedo: 4:03pm On Jul 23, 2014
yep. Dis why I now carry mopol to everywere. D one in my profile is indoor mopol while I hav outdoor fbi. kiss

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Celebrities / Re: Nigerian Celebs With Their Kids by yuzedo: 3:07pm On Jul 21, 2014
yuzedo & "future/unfertilized" kids. angry angry embarassed

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Autos / Re: For Sale 2007 Benz Mclaren SLR 56m Negotiable. by yuzedo: 10:21am On Jan 09, 2014
ok. i will by it. bring it to no. 1 grate cheif sweetus close, off mike adenuger street, off aliko dangote road, banana iceland ikoyi lagos. bring it by 11.59pm midnigth and [size=20pt]come alone[/size] ok. wink angry

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Literature / Re: The 48 Laws Of Power by yuzedo: 9:27am On Jan 09, 2014
pro01: Hands down, the most fascinating book ever written.
Truer words were never spoken!
Jobs/Vacancies / Re: Massive Recruitment At Queen's College Aba. by yuzedo: 1:57pm On Jan 04, 2014
why won't Aba people rest?! So now they have started faking school?? shocked we give upp!!! angry

[size=4pt]**applying for the gateman position**[/size]embarassed

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