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Jokes Etc / Re: 100% Accurate Prophecies For 2014 From Yuzedo by yuzedo: 6:15am On Jan 03, 2014
Akaraoku$:
Cheif Sweetus Yuzedo!!! Finally you came back to NL grin My hubby is a HUGE fan and does not allow me to rest about your posts. He is always looking forward to any post from you I initiated him to NL but thanks to Cheif Sweetus for making my boo a NL-yuzedopost-addict grin. In fact he calls you Yucuzo i keep correcting him that it's YUZEDO cheesy
I need to sleep no working late in 2014 for me.

xoxo
Lol! Nwata n'ata akara n'ata ego ya! tongue Special shout-out to your husband.. Tell him Chief Sweetus sends his warmest regards! Tenk. smiley

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Religion / Re: An Experience At Pastor Chris Okotie’s Church In Lagos by yuzedo: 11:05pm On Jan 02, 2014
HILARIOUS! grin
Jokes Etc / Re: 100% Accurate Prophecies For 2014 From Yuzedo by yuzedo: 10:13am On Jan 02, 2014
p.s. Happy new year to my sweet-hat Mukina2. kiss I am seeing vision of NO VACANCY in frontpage. My God! Why have thou forsake me?! cry

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Jokes Etc / 100% Accurate Prophecies For 2014 From Yuzedo by yuzedo: 10:06am On Jan 02, 2014
Okay. Everybody giving 2014 prophecy and you think I will be left out? Helllllllll nooooooooo!!! angry

High Chief Daddy Sweetus Prophecy for 2014. 100% Accurate like bullet from actors gun! angry If anyone did nut happen call me bastard. angry

1. Rain will fall.

2. Sun will shine.

3. Super Eagles will play in World Cup this year.

4. Some people will die. cry

5. Lots of Sëx will be had this year! (A LOT I'm telling you)

6. Haters will hate.

7. Many girls will do abortion.

8. November will come IMMEDIATELY after October so please prepare.

9. Dangote will make money.

10. Car manufacturers will release new cars that you can't afford.

11. Your Bank & Service provider will collaborate to be sending you useless SMS. Pray that God should punish them!! angry

12. ASUU.. Hmmmmm!! I see an unclear vision. I don't know if it is ASUU I see or ASUN. Students, leave 2go and whatsapp and PRAY!! sad

13. I have a "special" message for Rita Dummynick. tongue Swerry contact me for this secret from above. kiss

14. Potatoes will potate. undecided


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Politicians and contractors feel free to contact me. As you can see its 100% accurate. Tenk and heppy new year!! angry

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Celebrities / Re: BREAKING News:fresh Prince Of Bel Air Star James 'uncle Phil' Avery Dies(pics) by yuzedo: 9:25am On Jan 02, 2014
I'm very sorry to hear of his passing. Seems like he also had diabetes going by the pictures? Bonafide good guy; thank you for the joy you contributed in bringing to our homes.
Fashion / Re: What Type Of Perfume Do You Use? by yuzedo: 9:36am On Jan 01, 2014
Perfumes... I love 'em embarassed Hugeeeee freak!! embarassed

Current Scent
- Versace Eros (70%)

Last Used
- D & G (the one gentleman) (65%)
- CK (Eternity) (65%)
- Diesel (Zero Plus) (35%)
- Paco Rabanne (Paco) (45%)

Potential Purchase
- Bvlgari (Man Extreme)
- Jasper Conran or JPG (Le Male)

All-Time Favorite Scent
-YSL (Kouros) (VINTAGE/CLASSIC) (90%)
- Creed (Aventus) (95%)

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Politics / Re: Top Nigerian Achievers Of Year 2013 by yuzedo: 12:52pm On Dec 30, 2013
ok sooooooo wear is my name cheif sweetus d grate achiver in dis least gaddemitt?!?! angry angry

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Health / Re: Pornography’s Effect On The Brain by yuzedo: 1:44pm On Dec 26, 2013
Has pørnhub.cüm ever tried to spoil nairaland.cüm business?? undecided So why Nairaland.cüm wanna spoil Pørnhub.cüm's business?! sad angry

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Romance / Re: Wisest Playboy: How I Dey Use Straff Plenty Naija Babes. by yuzedo: 10:02am On Dec 24, 2013
90% valid.. But your topic heading is crass and distasteful. undecided
Celebrities / Re: Rita Dominic & Her Sister (Pictures) by yuzedo: 9:42am On Dec 24, 2013
nouveaux: She is too 'yellow'
ayo84: The power of makeup,
It can transform anything
ib_bryte: buck toothed

okey. I have riported thre of u to the mod bro for 10years ban. Cheers. angry angry

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Celebrities / Re: Rita Dominic & Her Sister (Pictures) by yuzedo: 9:36am On Dec 24, 2013
Kasabubu Makanaki!!!!! tongue see beauty dat can cause two plain to crash. shocked

Cheif sweetus. Wot else did u want? U have hansomed good loook. U have mony. U have GRATE pènise. Tall like iroko, sweet like meetpie. wink shy & humble with brain of proffesor. And still u have the most finest babe rita sweetus join. embarassed What else remain? Sometime I dint beleive how god have bless me. cry am d most luckyiest man in this live. embarassed

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Nairaland / General / Re: Winners For The First NMAT Award 2013 by yuzedo: 3:56pm On Dec 23, 2013
Jarus: bobo yi ti ya were sha. This got me rotflmao in a banking hall o cheesy
Uncle Jarus, when are we going to play soccer together? You've been running away from me, old man with old bones.. Invite me to your pitch and let me disgrace you bro! cheesy I greet you sir.

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Sports / Re: Brown Ideye: Nigerians Will See My Best In Brazil by yuzedo: 12:45pm On Dec 23, 2013
F*CK YOU AND STAY AT HOME!!! angry

Brown Ideye, you are wicked and you hate Nigeria!! Okay answer me this and we will carry you to World Cup depending on your answer.

"IF YOU ARE PLAYING FIFA 14 ON PLAYSTATION AND USING NIGERIA IN TOURNAMENT MODE, WILL YOU, BROWN IDEYE, SELECT YOURSELF IN THE GAME YOU ARE PLAYING??!

Wicked boy man!! angry

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Family / Re: Occult Married Neighbour Wants To Date Me By All Means Pls Advice. by yuzedo: 12:32pm On Dec 23, 2013
Woged2005:

You are already losing the fight by giving in to fear. what the crap is "he attends amorc and he's also a buccania"? Stand your ground please. By the way AMORC is a book club founded in USA and based in San Jose USA. In those days (before internet) amongst other books their members had exclusive access to ancient mystic books and stories. Today those books are widely available to everyone now on Google. They made us believe in Africa in those days that they have some special powers - poo! Absolute lie! In terms of mystical power they will rank #500 compared to the catholic church, and the type of ancient books stored at St. Basilica's library. If he is stupid, he is stupid not bc he's amorc or catholic, or pentecostal, or white beret, etc. He is simply obsessed, sick and need to be strengthened up by real men.

Please do not let anyone instill fear in you with poo! Stand your ground and shun him. If it takes non-violent confrontation, do it.
Ah!!!!!! Lollllll! My dad is a trip tho!!! I think he associated with 'em when the family was in La Verne..... I no know say na book the nigga dey borrow, i think say him bin dey learn how to shoot laser-beam from hin eye! I come dey fear d bros. Mschewwww! grin grin

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Nairaland / General / Re: Winners For The First NMAT Award 2013 by yuzedo: 12:01pm On Dec 23, 2013
Bro, am cryin tear of joy since i win this nairaland world cup. cry

I want to say tenk to the awarder becos this how grate men start. in my villege were am a cheif it say "when u honor poeple, poeple will honour u." am gonna pray for u with an kolanut as a title man. and i pray ur live will never never be the same again. kiss

Tenk for your token prize. I'd like to use the opportunity to appreciate one of my followers, i think they deserve it more than i do, and i am who i am because of their love and suppoth of Cheif Sweetus.. soooo randomlyyyyyyyyyyyy from my list of followers, i'd like for Iaz93 to receive the airtime on my behalf. smiley

May 2014 be even more successful for all of us.

P.s. The category i won? Lol, everybody knows Jarus is the man of the year. His value on here is undebatable. I remain a hugeeeee fan of Okija. Honored to be in any gaddem list with such fine men. cool

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Foreign Affairs / Re: Mugabe Renames Victoria Falls To Mosi Oa Tunya by yuzedo: 5:10pm On Dec 20, 2013
BOSS MUGABE! cool

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Family / Re: My Brother Is Obsessed With Football. What Can We Do? by yuzedo: 4:31pm On Dec 20, 2013
Shay na Ben 10, My Little Pony or Mojo the nigga suppose dey obsess ni?!

When e begin bring sports money home in millions now, una go dey drag who be the most loving and supporting family member o?!! undecided We give up!! angry

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Travel / Re: Isa Muazu Finally Deported From U.K. by yuzedo: 5:44pm On Dec 19, 2013
ooshinibos:

Again yuzedo...bla bla bla bla bla bla bla bla bla.

i can invite for a short trip if you dont mind , looks like you know little of these countries
waow! shot trip?? shocked me? shocked jamny??!?? shocked ok bro tongue sorry am hash to u before, lets kiss and make up. kiss sooooooo wen am i comeing to the abroad?? oh god am so happy. embarassed bro am ready to come dis night. god my former babe gonna regret dumpin me allar!! angry

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Travel / Re: Isa Muazu Finally Deported From U.K. by yuzedo: 5:07pm On Dec 19, 2013
this were am talking about. both two of them is in london. counterbury and bluewater shop. i hope your ashame now! cool

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Travel / Re: Isa Muazu Finally Deported From U.K. by yuzedo: 5:02pm On Dec 19, 2013
justwise:

grin grin grin grin of course i no 'Willam Hackny' street, its just before Oshodi market grin grin

wrong!!! u see? grin bet u never never been to counterbury cathedral. undecided bet u never never be to bluewater shoping mall. undecided AND U TINK U NO LONDON MORE THAN ME??!?!? OH MY GOD!!! angry angry

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Travel / Re: Isa Muazu Finally Deported From U.K. by yuzedo: 4:33pm On Dec 19, 2013
ooshinibos:

Naija Naija !!!!!! ....How can summer in UK be in December .when its Winter is from November to March , whY is it so difficult to speak the truth in Naija ..you were lying say you dey london in summser last summer in December ,bloody liar from Naija
bro, from ur name alone one can no u have only go to edo and oshodi before. Wen u see abroad poeple talking plis simply greet, pass and ask dem if dey neeeed a beer ok? undecided can u imagine! angry

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Travel / Re: Isa Muazu Finally Deported From U.K. by yuzedo: 4:30pm On Dec 19, 2013
justwise:

grin grin grin London is a country and the capital is?
so how shud I no? Am I from their? undecided see uncle I leaved in london b4 ok? For 2week am leaving there. Stop forming as if ur d mayor of the country and u no everytin ok? Ok where is Chief Willam Hackny street in london?? ANSWER!! undecided angry

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Travel / Re: Isa Muazu Finally Deported From U.K. by yuzedo: 4:25pm On Dec 19, 2013
vinas:
please ooo,i just want 2 make a lil correction, LONDON is not a country,its just a city and its d capital of ENGLAND.thanx
LIAR!!! angry keep this-graceing yourselve. Is nut only capital, hat-ital nko? You have join my enemy to try and this-grace me but guess wat? Joke is on you!!! angry u no d name, I go d country, who win?? undecided Plis gerrat b4 I change my mind, London = country, Dubai = country, just like Nigerian, ghana, etc. ASSU neeeed to resume, I sweartogod. Student don't no anytin this days. Wegive up!!! angry angry angry

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Travel / Re: Isa Muazu Finally Deported From U.K. by yuzedo: 4:04pm On Dec 19, 2013
justwise:

Go and educate yourself about the UK and save yourself more embarrassing comment like this
bro, no u go and sitdon and read ur atlas!! angry so u mean london is nut a country? Ok what about dubai? Is nut a country too?? Bro plis ur this-graceing urself on dis websight. I bet u aint travel to this places anyway that's why. Sorry undecided

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Travel / Re: Isa Muazu Finally Deported From U.K. by yuzedo: 3:17pm On Dec 19, 2013
justwise:

London is a country?
yep. in abroad. smiley

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TV/Movies / Re: Nollywood Actresses Semi-unclad On Movie Poster (photo) by yuzedo: 3:04pm On Dec 19, 2013
Okay, soooo wear is my vassline dammit!! angry

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Phones / Re: The New Samsung Galaxy J Unveiled Globally by yuzedo: 2:46pm On Dec 19, 2013
Seun: Bump.
If i ban you now, shebi you won't be happy. sad

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Music/Radio / Re: D’banj Cancels Koko Concert 2013 In Honour Of Mandela by yuzedo: 2:43pm On Dec 19, 2013
LMAO! Oga no get wetin e wan sing, just talk true, eja kere... grin

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Career / Re: Stanbic's Sola David-Borha Earns N170 Million A Year by yuzedo: 2:36pm On Dec 19, 2013
Swaq.wiz:
Hmm my mother why do u die early huh! It seems the all world is coming down on me wake up wake up Serah!


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LMAO! grin SHITTT! This is the funniest thing i've seen on Nairaland this year!! The utter vacuity of it! grin grin grin grin grin grin i'm f*cking shedding tears, fam!

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...... Sorry for laughing at your mom's demise. undecided

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Career / Re: Stanbic's Sola David-Borha Earns N170 Million A Year by yuzedo: 2:32pm On Dec 19, 2013
geeez: Salaries should be private

Why should anyone be discussing Sola's earnings on the net?

She's not a public officer
This is public information, brethren; company Annual Reports disclose these and more.
Career / Re: Stanbic's Sola David-Borha Earns N170 Million A Year by yuzedo: 2:30pm On Dec 19, 2013
huh? N170m?? why? are tins hard? undecided

10 place dey maked dis mony in 1days

1. Alaba macket cheesy
2. Niger-delter lipsrsealed
3. abuja govement minnistry angry
4. aso rock angry
5. crist embasy angry
6. sign firem (lol is it easy) david oyedepo winner-man church undecided
7. dipper live rideem church undecided
8. police cheque-point sad
9. iya eba buka tongue
10. banana iceland (but of curse!) wink

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