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Jokes Etc / Re: 100% Accurate Prophecies For 2014 From Yuzedo by yuzedo: 6:15am On Jan 03, 2014 |
Akaraoku$:Lol! Nwata n'ata akara n'ata ego ya! Special shout-out to your husband.. Tell him Chief Sweetus sends his warmest regards! Tenk. 2 Likes |
Religion / Re: An Experience At Pastor Chris Okotie’s Church In Lagos by yuzedo: 11:05pm On Jan 02, 2014 |
HILARIOUS! |
Jokes Etc / Re: 100% Accurate Prophecies For 2014 From Yuzedo by yuzedo: 10:13am On Jan 02, 2014 |
p.s. Happy new year to my sweet-hat Mukina2. I am seeing vision of NO VACANCY in frontpage. My God! Why have thou forsake me?! 40 Likes |
Jokes Etc / 100% Accurate Prophecies For 2014 From Yuzedo by yuzedo: 10:06am On Jan 02, 2014 |
Okay. Everybody giving 2014 prophecy and you think I will be left out? Helllllllll nooooooooo!!! High Chief Daddy Sweetus Prophecy for 2014. 100% Accurate like bullet from actors gun! If anyone did nut happen call me bastard. 1. Rain will fall. 2. Sun will shine. 3. Super Eagles will play in World Cup this year. 4. Some people will die. 5. Lots of Sëx will be had this year! (A LOT I'm telling you) 6. Haters will hate. 7. Many girls will do abortion. 8. November will come IMMEDIATELY after October so please prepare. 9. Dangote will make money. 10. Car manufacturers will release new cars that you can't afford. 11. Your Bank & Service provider will collaborate to be sending you useless SMS. Pray that God should punish them!! 12. ASUU.. Hmmmmm!! I see an unclear vision. I don't know if it is ASUU I see or ASUN. Students, leave 2go and whatsapp and PRAY!! 13. I have a "special" message for Rita Dummynick. Swerry contact me for this secret from above. 14. Potatoes will potate. ************************ Politicians and contractors feel free to contact me. As you can see its 100% accurate. Tenk and heppy new year!! 544 Likes 4 Shares |
Celebrities / Re: BREAKING News:fresh Prince Of Bel Air Star James 'uncle Phil' Avery Dies(pics) by yuzedo: 9:25am On Jan 02, 2014 |
I'm very sorry to hear of his passing. Seems like he also had diabetes going by the pictures? Bonafide good guy; thank you for the joy you contributed in bringing to our homes. |
Fashion / Re: What Type Of Perfume Do You Use? by yuzedo: 9:36am On Jan 01, 2014 |
Perfumes... I love 'em Hugeeeee freak!! Current Scent - Versace Eros (70%) Last Used - D & G (the one gentleman) (65%) - CK (Eternity) (65%) - Diesel (Zero Plus) (35%) - Paco Rabanne (Paco) (45%) Potential Purchase - Bvlgari (Man Extreme) - Jasper Conran or JPG (Le Male) All-Time Favorite Scent -YSL (Kouros) (VINTAGE/CLASSIC) (90%) - Creed (Aventus) (95%) 1 Like |
Politics / Re: Top Nigerian Achievers Of Year 2013 by yuzedo: 12:52pm On Dec 30, 2013 |
ok sooooooo wear is my name cheif sweetus d grate achiver in dis least gaddemitt?!?! 4 Likes |
Health / Re: Pornography’s Effect On The Brain by yuzedo: 1:44pm On Dec 26, 2013 |
Has pørnhub.cüm ever tried to spoil nairaland.cüm business?? So why Nairaland.cüm wanna spoil Pørnhub.cüm's business?! 6 Likes |
Romance / Re: Wisest Playboy: How I Dey Use Straff Plenty Naija Babes. by yuzedo: 10:02am On Dec 24, 2013 |
90% valid.. But your topic heading is crass and distasteful. |
Celebrities / Re: Rita Dominic & Her Sister (Pictures) by yuzedo: 9:42am On Dec 24, 2013 |
nouveaux: She is too 'yellow' ayo84: The power of makeup, ib_bryte: buck toothed okey. I have riported thre of u to the mod bro for 10years ban. Cheers. 19 Likes |
Celebrities / Re: Rita Dominic & Her Sister (Pictures) by yuzedo: 9:36am On Dec 24, 2013 |
Kasabubu Makanaki!!!!! see beauty dat can cause two plain to crash. Cheif sweetus. Wot else did u want? U have hansomed good loook. U have mony. U have GRATE pènise. Tall like iroko, sweet like meetpie. shy & humble with brain of proffesor. And still u have the most finest babe rita sweetus join. What else remain? Sometime I dint beleive how god have bless me. am d most luckyiest man in this live. 54 Likes |
Nairaland / General / Re: Winners For The First NMAT Award 2013 by yuzedo: 3:56pm On Dec 23, 2013 |
Jarus: bobo yi ti ya were sha. This got me rotflmao in a banking hall oUncle Jarus, when are we going to play soccer together? You've been running away from me, old man with old bones.. Invite me to your pitch and let me disgrace you bro! I greet you sir. 4 Likes |
Sports / Re: Brown Ideye: Nigerians Will See My Best In Brazil by yuzedo: 12:45pm On Dec 23, 2013 |
F*CK YOU AND STAY AT HOME!!! Brown Ideye, you are wicked and you hate Nigeria!! Okay answer me this and we will carry you to World Cup depending on your answer. "IF YOU ARE PLAYING FIFA 14 ON PLAYSTATION AND USING NIGERIA IN TOURNAMENT MODE, WILL YOU, BROWN IDEYE, SELECT YOURSELF IN THE GAME YOU ARE PLAYING??! Wicked 18 Likes |
Family / Re: Occult Married Neighbour Wants To Date Me By All Means Pls Advice. by yuzedo: 12:32pm On Dec 23, 2013 |
Woged2005:Ah!!!!!! Lollllll! My dad is a trip tho!!! I think he associated with 'em when the family was in La Verne..... I no know say na book the nigga dey borrow, i think say him bin dey learn how to shoot laser-beam from hin eye! I come dey fear d bros. Mschewwww! 3 Likes |
Nairaland / General / Re: Winners For The First NMAT Award 2013 by yuzedo: 12:01pm On Dec 23, 2013 |
Bro, am cryin tear of joy since i win this nairaland world cup. I want to say tenk to the awarder becos this how grate men start. in my villege were am a cheif it say "when u honor poeple, poeple will honour u." am gonna pray for u with an kolanut as a title man. and i pray ur live will never never be the same again. Tenk for your token prize. I'd like to use the opportunity to appreciate one of my followers, i think they deserve it more than i do, and i am who i am because of their love and suppoth of Cheif Sweetus.. soooo randomlyyyyyyyyyyyy from my list of followers, i'd like for Iaz93 to receive the airtime on my behalf. May 2014 be even more successful for all of us. P.s. The category i won? Lol, everybody knows Jarus is the man of the year. His value on here is undebatable. I remain a hugeeeee fan of Okija. Honored to be in any gaddem list with such fine men. 5 Likes |
Foreign Affairs / Re: Mugabe Renames Victoria Falls To Mosi Oa Tunya by yuzedo: 5:10pm On Dec 20, 2013 |
BOSS MUGABE! 1 Like |
Family / Re: My Brother Is Obsessed With Football. What Can We Do? by yuzedo: 4:31pm On Dec 20, 2013 |
Shay na Ben 10, My Little Pony or Mojo the nigga suppose dey obsess ni?! When e begin bring sports money home in millions now, una go dey drag who be the most loving and supporting family member o?!! We give up!! 5 Likes |
Travel / Re: Isa Muazu Finally Deported From U.K. by yuzedo: 5:44pm On Dec 19, 2013 |
ooshinibos:waow! shot trip?? me? jamny??!?? ok bro sorry am hash to u before, lets kiss and make up. sooooooo wen am i comeing to the abroad?? oh god am so happy. bro am ready to come dis night. god my former babe gonna regret dumpin me allar!! 8 Likes |
Travel / Re: Isa Muazu Finally Deported From U.K. by yuzedo: 5:07pm On Dec 19, 2013 |
this were am talking about. both two of them is in london. counterbury and bluewater shop. i hope your ashame now! 4 Likes
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Travel / Re: Isa Muazu Finally Deported From U.K. by yuzedo: 5:02pm On Dec 19, 2013 |
justwise:wrong!!! u see? bet u never never been to counterbury cathedral. bet u never never be to bluewater shoping mall. AND U TINK U NO LONDON MORE THAN ME??!?!? OH MY GOD!!! 4 Likes |
Travel / Re: Isa Muazu Finally Deported From U.K. by yuzedo: 4:33pm On Dec 19, 2013 |
ooshinibos:bro, from ur name alone one can no u have only go to edo and oshodi before. Wen u see abroad poeple talking plis simply greet, pass and ask dem if dey neeeed a beer ok? can u imagine! 5 Likes |
Travel / Re: Isa Muazu Finally Deported From U.K. by yuzedo: 4:30pm On Dec 19, 2013 |
justwise:so how shud I no? Am I from their? see uncle I leaved in london b4 ok? For 2week am leaving there. Stop forming as if ur d mayor of the country and u no everytin ok? Ok where is Chief Willam Hackny street in london?? ANSWER!! 10 Likes |
Travel / Re: Isa Muazu Finally Deported From U.K. by yuzedo: 4:25pm On Dec 19, 2013 |
vinas:LIAR!!! keep this-graceing yourselve. Is nut only capital, hat-ital nko? You have join my enemy to try and this-grace me but guess wat? Joke is on you!!! u no d name, I go d country, who win?? Plis gerrat b4 I change my mind, London = country, Dubai = country, just like Nigerian, ghana, etc. ASSU neeeed to resume, I sweartogod. Student don't no anytin this days. Wegive up!!! 13 Likes |
Travel / Re: Isa Muazu Finally Deported From U.K. by yuzedo: 4:04pm On Dec 19, 2013 |
justwise:bro, no u go and sitdon and read ur atlas!! so u mean london is nut a country? Ok what about dubai? Is nut a country too?? Bro plis ur this-graceing urself on dis websight. I bet u aint travel to this places anyway that's why. Sorry 9 Likes |
Travel / Re: Isa Muazu Finally Deported From U.K. by yuzedo: 3:17pm On Dec 19, 2013 |
justwise:yep. in abroad. 10 Likes |
TV/Movies / Re: Nollywood Actresses Semi-unclad On Movie Poster (photo) by yuzedo: 3:04pm On Dec 19, 2013 |
Okay, soooo wear is my vassline dammit!! 4 Likes |
Phones / Re: The New Samsung Galaxy J Unveiled Globally by yuzedo: 2:46pm On Dec 19, 2013 |
Seun: Bump.If i ban you now, shebi you won't be happy. 12 Likes |
Music/Radio / Re: D’banj Cancels Koko Concert 2013 In Honour Of Mandela by yuzedo: 2:43pm On Dec 19, 2013 |
LMAO! Oga no get wetin e wan sing, just talk true, eja kere... 1 Like |
Career / Re: Stanbic's Sola David-Borha Earns N170 Million A Year by yuzedo: 2:36pm On Dec 19, 2013 |
Swaq.wiz:LMAO! SHITTT! This is the funniest thing i've seen on Nairaland this year!! The utter vacuity of it! i'm f*cking shedding tears, fam! .. .... ...... Sorry for laughing at your mom's demise. 1 Like |
Career / Re: Stanbic's Sola David-Borha Earns N170 Million A Year by yuzedo: 2:32pm On Dec 19, 2013 |
geeez: Salaries should be privateThis is public information, brethren; company Annual Reports disclose these and more. |
Career / Re: Stanbic's Sola David-Borha Earns N170 Million A Year by yuzedo: 2:30pm On Dec 19, 2013 |
huh? N170m?? why? are tins hard? 10 place dey maked dis mony in 1days 1. Alaba macket 2. Niger-delter 3. abuja govement minnistry 4. aso rock 5. crist embasy 6. 7. 8. police cheque-point 9. iya eba buka 10. banana iceland (but of curse!) 24 Likes |
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