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NwaAmaikpe:


He is obviously a fool that has no experience with women.


The problem is..men think that they are the real players...
If only men knew wetin women dey knack for their back.

Every girl says they have a boyfriend..yet we still score with them.
It's just a complex symbiotic web


Reekado Banks...just shut up.

Guys brag about their sexual conquests like" I get six babes for that street", we're like dogs. Girls on the other hand will tell you they have just one guy, but.... You don ever see cat de do that thing? They just cover up. It is easier for girls to play cos whether they like it or not they're being approached by different guys and not all of them have the tendency to say no all the time. How many girls de 'toast'guys?

Upon the plenty Mother's day wey we get in a year these women still wan steal this single father's day from us?

The poster's intention is to cause trouble, I know Makurdi in and out, In fact I was born and lived around that area for years. Pictures can be deceiving sometimes. Who ever took those pictures was standing in front of EDOMART KITCHEN, Outside the church fence and not in the premise of Holy Ghost Church! I no be Fulani but it's best to say the truth!

RIPEnglish:
It is illiteracy that is worried this northernans, Buhari should better did something fast about his boys before it in late.

you aren't serious, are you?

That guy that was forming 'odeshi' that was gunned down that just died like chicken..... see am there.

BigBrother9ja:
USELESS PEOPLE

SCAMMERS

YOU WILL NEVER ALWAYS THE CAMERA MEN AND OTHER WORKERS FALL, ONLY THE MUMU SHEEPS.

Same question I've always asked. The drummers, pianists or camera men never fall during such 'anointing '

opalu:
I don't know what is happening to this generation of fans. Blackface complained that his songs were taken and sang by 2Face. The next thing everyone starts saying it's Bitterness and envy that is worrying Blackface. That he should go and compose another hit song! That is the most unreasonable and unimaginable statement in the world.
So he shouldn't complain! He shouldn't be compensated?
Anyway, I don't even listen to worldly songs. But fair is fair

Your phone is worldy, you talk worldly everyday, nairaland is worldly, this topic is worldly.....this issue of worldly music sef.....And you're here.

verygudbadguy:
If the level of sugar in your system is high, wahala.

If it is low, palava. Wetin person go do again. How do we balance it, in a country where carbohydrate is almost all we eat. Well, one thing must kill a man, just that I don't wanna die.

I will stick to beans and vegetable going forward. Plus a lot of beer to gimme sugar.

Nice piece @OP

I like your style man

Erngie:
This guy is too bitter..Gosh! How's the girlfriend managing because me I can't stay with such an unforgiving heart. Blackface please move on and stop playing the victim because nobody really cares.

that his said girlfriend is my papa's sister who's by far older and I think richer than him. If him try nonsense them go brush am.....who ask me?

sybarite7:
YOU SURE SAY NOR BE YOU? COS THE ENGLISH NA THE SAME OOO.ABI U AND THE PERSON WEY HACK THE ACCOUNT GO SAME SCHOOL

as I de read the story na same thing just run through my mind.

See, I'm high right now and my brain is stupid. I'm trying to comprehend the gist without reading the whole story but the topic looks like a puzzle to me. Which one be husband of the friend's wife abi wetin again? Hero why??

Marvel1206:
Name?

Another screenshot. Its called buzz launcher, looks boring immediately after installation but when you get to download the home packs you'll be impressed, plus you can give your homescreen new looks like using pictures or writings to replace icons, particularly if you're the type that dislike icons on your home screen like me. .... Customize as you please.

Buzz launcher........ Best launcher ever........ Customize as you please.

Lashort:
Pretty lady

You're twisting my words, nowhere did I mention that a guy should be my source of income. Not that you'd understand how my mind-set works so I'm not going to explain myself

She's a good girl, you're..... Well I can't say. ..... Go ahead, Insult me.

Lashort:
Pretty lady

You're twisting my words, nowhere did I mention that a guy should be my source of income. Not that you'd understand how my mind-set works so I'm not going to explain myself

She's a good girl, you're..... Well I can't say.

Two incidences of suicide cases made me have a total change of my judgement towards victims of suicide. This guy is 17, my friend was far less. I think at some point close to the moment of the act a strong force(possibly a mental disorder) drives the victims to a point they loose absolute control of themselves .... I think.

But Ortom sef!

It's big yet too damn far, we wouldn't even notice it.

All I know be say at last he married Christina Ros(e) - Michael Schofield 's mom..... Incase y'all wondering.

veinless:
they learnt fake life in that bbn

She has been like that long before now, trust me.

Freiden:
You wont understand.

A Chinese saying goes thus

几家欢喜几家愁 jǐ jiā huān xǐ jǐ jiā chóu - Some are happy, some have worries. Or one man’s disaster is another man’s delight.

Thats to say the happy man profits from what is making the other man worry.

Say im selfish....IDGAF

Hehe, bro, you go learn Chinese untop this matter? Anyways, I may not understand cos I'm not a party to online political wars. I'm just talking based on a neutral guy's point of view...... You de sell dollars ba? I don catch you

Freiden:

but why should anyone be happy about this? You like as people de suffer? Just so you could say"I told them" ehn? Continue

And in this part of the world nothing like innovation, no technology at all. Even if someone try to invent spacecraft NEPA wire will just shock them and they will just turn into bird and people will just start stoning them and just start uploading the pictures on Nairaland and some people will just start calling them witches. Iyam not just understanding.

And these.....

Check this out

Wow, this news shock me no near here! may his soul rest in peace.

Vanillaskin:
Who can spot the error

I believe autocorrect is guilty of this one, someone was just too fast to take a screenshot before she could say Jack Robinson. But I no know whether na corper or corp member correct sef.

The guy is great, I love his works with passion but he would've stuck to his usual monochrome style. Those colours nearly spoil de portrait. Colours appear better with pastels on chick board, not on white card board.

He was once a woman.....

GoldEnyong:
Now that they want to embrace western education the minister won't allow them. Ask Dasuki how much he got for weapons just to send them back to school....

I don't know whether what I'm thinking is what you mean but this happened in Makurdi -BENUE STATE, not MAIDUGURI!.

listenersky:
First thing in the Morning I called my fiancee that I have impregnated another girl. That the girl was one of my friends she met sometimes ago.u need to hear the way she reacted on phone. She immediately called my mom and my elder sis. It took me a while for me to convince them that it was April fool. I love my girl though ,we did our intro few days ago.

Bro, I did same to my girlfriend, told her I impregnated my ex (one she fears so much could snatch me back from her,I really don't know why, hence my action) but the unfortunate thing is till this very moment she's not called back since morning, all her lines are switched off......and I'm now afraid knowing full well how emotional and obsessed she is with me, I just hope she doesn't do anything crazy .... I don de fear.

On Christmas day