₦airaland Forum

pussypounder:
Is 2face really from Benue state?!!!!!

I think he's from Cameroon. Hope I'm not thinking what I think you're thinking? If na blame game and politics you want bring in here please hold it. Life doesn't only revolve around those things....... I think you know he's from Benue.

dollytino4real:
i tout dey said it can vanish?

You're right, Nigerian bush babies can disappear for Africa but oyibo bush babies are mere animals.

jericco1:
you think they aren't aware? now you'll make people that haven't heard the song to go and download it.
see your life you've promoted it.

honestly I just downloaded it and guess what? ....... What the hell are they complaining about?

Hope weeks later we won't read another story about one "journalist who blah blah blah about the blah blah blah of Don wanny's blah blah blah was found blah blah blah under one blah blah blah bridge?" Social media sef.... ... Kontinu.

freeze001:
I just hope when they gather for the church service the idiots will not attack and slaughter even more people. That is their modus oprandi, striking while mourners gather to bury their dead. The people had better be alert and fully armed even at that IBB square.

I said same thing too, but not IBB square, rather at the mass burial site, these 'fulani herds men' dont operate in towns....and for the record, ortom will use this tragic episode to completely cover up for his inability to pay common workers' salaries. People are still suffering. No one else will remember workers are still being owed several months of salaries.Its common psychology these piliticians use on us all. Fulani , stories of your attacks are like a cliche to us, but only a few of us keep the memories. We may say "God forbid" but we know how they operate,its only a matter of time but Nigerians are generally forgetful beings. But why now na? Why help Ortom cover up for his flaws?

NwaChibuzor13:
If any scheme has claimed more lives in Nigeria, it should be this NYSC thrash. God saved my life many times while I was serving back then.

Moreover, This young man is not strong and he is very faint hearted. No be him mates be Kechi Okwuchi who survived a whole Boeing 747 (sosoliso) plane crash and today has gone places despite her ordeals.

RIP to the young boy tho and may God grant his parents the fortitude to bear the loss.

If you've ever had someone so close to you die like this, you would see what you typed as no joke at all.

lezz:
if you didn’t employ copy and paste here, then you must be very experienced in men’s sexual anxiety.

Im telling you, if it's not the usual copy and paste then she's indeed experienced to the core.

habsydiamond:
na my typo error u dey use play abi.....I sorry for Ur career

No o, far from it. You no see the correct yarns wey u dish out there? Na the truth you talk so na.

habsydiamond:
na my typo error u dey use play abi.....I sorry for Ur career

No o, far from it. You no see the correct yarns wey u dish out there? Na the truth you talk so na.

My brother had a slay goat too, that beech died this Christmas.

No be.....? Anyway, something must kill a man.

habsydiamond:
Eela ati oshe ....that's why e no go to put mouth for two lovers matter cos at the end Na u the intruder go suffer am....

This your gbedu na the final koko my guy! You sabi book.

kokomilala:
@Adaowerri111,lol! The gospel he's preaching, in a nutshell, is that physical activities,distilled as exercise and healthy lifestyle keep the heart in good shape for life,even when you're still young.
It's a given, because heart related diseases are the number one killer diseases in the world.A ten minute brisk walk everyday protects the heart.Blood vessels are cleared of unwanted clogs of cholesterol. Blood flow gets better ; better supply of nutrients to cells.
Strength training trains the heart better.Then salt should be reduced to moderate levels.

And Stephen Keshi, an active sports man died of.... I think hbp? See guy, sometimes e be like that cliché " something must kill a man" naim sure pass o. .......and remember Sam Okwaraji? ( I'm not too sure if I spelt the name correctly)... Ehen.

Africa American I guess...... E no de hard them to cry for this kind thing.... In fact, oyibo in general sef.

7Alexander:
Tiwa is so overrated, with her empty lyrics.

Give me Simi anytime, any day.

Some songs are just so deep.That 'smile for me' by Simi really sinks into my bone marrow.....and bin de use dat song play initially.

7Alexander:
Tiwa is so overrated, with her empty lyrics.

Give me Simi anytime, any day.

There are certain songs that are just so deep. That 'smile for me' by Simi sinks deep into my bone marrow.... And I bin de use de song play before o.

But this generator thing, so you mean after all these so many cases of death recorded some persons are still unaware of the dangers of keeping one's gen set running indoors?

Mrkumareze:
Abeg who see the belle when she dey pregnant ?

Abi? I'm not saying its not posible but na so my madam bin 'buy' pikin that year when I de serve but covered it up. She just de sidown for house for months while we de go office, later one night thats how her and her husband just show with one boy. She even go dedicate the child for church and na so people just the " praise the lord" . We wey know just de wonder, which lord sef?.

Caseless:
Add dilekto of aflika to the list before these guys in the picture arrive.

* wipes tears* Whenenever anyone types ' afonja' or 'Igbo' or any other thrash that spews hate I usually 'jump am pass', but this one right here.......... Guy, Hahahaha, this ish is darn so funny. Where you see this kind picture sef? and d combo....... U funny abeg.

I no understand, is it my phone playing tricks on me or does the woman actually look 108? If to say calendar bin dey her village those days,to me she for be 80something at most.

NwaChibuzor13:
That girl is not strong at all. How can you die because you are giving birth to ordinary twins? People who are giving birth to triplets and quadruplets nko? Just last week, an 11 yrs old girl in my street gave birth to a bouncing set of triplets and here is a 13yrs old girl that cannot handle just 2.

Wetin be this? .........OK, now I get it. You're probably the type that depend on likes, shares, mentions etc, to boost your ego. You have low self esteem right?

freecocoa:
See how they insult him as if monkey, isn't a 'normal' delicacy in Nigeria, smh.

People can pretend eh.

I wonder, how else did they expect the monkey to look like?

Elnino4ladies:
see as she ugly

Slay mamas no fit achieve this kind feat na.

cooljoe7:
she need to take it easy..shes tryn to market her ..no stress we've seen you already girlly.

Exactly, just marketing. You noticed it too.

She just wanted to advertise her a** to us. Who else noticed that?

SaAbbas:
Nice one from Autojosh

12. Money
13. Chash money
14. Extra Cash MONEY

Just in case

And a gun too, in fact, a lot of guns. Op, what will one do with a torch light while traveling with lots of cash like this dude? .....guy carry guns o.

AtbuAbdul:
This is our ATBU! My Alma mata. The frustration is too much. I am Graduate of Civil Engineering (2005 to 2011) from the University. The school is known for its high standards that impact negatively on the life of her students, both as an undergraduate and after graduation.
this is a school when admitted into, you can't exactly tell when you'll Graduate we used to refer to our expected date of graduation as (5yrs + X), X being unknown not as a result of the normal delay from ASUU strikes which affect every other uni but due to the fact that when you get into the University there are a lot factors that will frustrate you from graduating within the normal duration. Like myself, I spent 6yrs for a 5yr course and that's is even because I didn't have any personal problem to give me extra yrs in school.
this is a school where almost all your courses are requisite or prerequisite to other courses. That is, if you dare fail one you automatically get an extra yr some chain could span from 200l till 500l. e.g if one fail CE211 you can't register CE222 until you pass it. Failing CE222 would prevent you from registering CE311 and CE311 to CE321 and it goes on like that till 500l.
this is a uni that only few exceptional and lucky students get to raise their CGPAs it always seemed as if you are dragging something with your lecturers, from how mean they are in making assessments of you either in tests or exams. This is a school that withdraw students who can't get up to 0.25 GPA in their 1st semester or 1.00 in subsequent semesters and you still get to hear about 300-600 students being withdrawn every session. I remember vividly the NUC rating either of 2006 or 2007 which placed the school 5th overall best uni in Nigeria but with the best Engineering, a report that rightly advise parents to watch the kind of uni they send their wards to because of how bad the students' results they saw displayed in every department in ATBU were. I can't forget in a hurry how my 1st CGPA of 3.76/5.00 crumbled b4 my very eyes. From 3.76 to 3.66 to 3.58 to 3.36 to ...., It went on and on and on until I finally graduated with 3.13. It was really frustrating. It got to a point that all I wanted is just how I would graduate and not what I graduate with.
ATBU is the only uni that withdraw students on academic grounds and these students would go to other uni and graduate with 2.1 or 2.2 or some times with nearly 1st class
it's only in ATBU students get carry over in IT or even in final year project you will student doing IT twice or a student spilling because of project. You can count the no of 1st class graduating students every year -not more than 10 from the entire uni. My Dept, civil engineering has never produced any 1st class since the official inception of the school in 1980.
some lecturers would tell you 'A' is 4 God, 'B' is 4 him and the extraordinary students and 'C'... is for others they tell you they are training you for the future when in actuality they are ruining your future. Because how do you even compete favourably with graduates from other uni in the labour market when they are coming with CGPAs of at least 2.1 when you are presenting mostly 2.2 and 3rd class or even pass? So, all these and more are enough to get students frustrated and depressed which most times result to self-withdrawal from the school or even make them nurse suicide. It was only faith in God and His mercy that saw us through successfully.
We used to call the school ATomic Bomb University (ATBU).

So, something really need to be done raise the standard of the University in a way that would make but not mar the future of the students.

As a graduate of archi- torture ATBU, I can relate, you've given a very clear picture of that school.

Barmmyshoes:
Hmmmmm. Every every. She is still half man cos she no get pussy.

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Hofbrauhaus:
I believe the Edo state governor thought twas BOla Tinubu that died..I mean, that's how tis suppose to be..Tinubu was supposed to die while his son burys him, but some people want to leave on earth forever, so they can sacrifice anybody to continue staying here..

Young man just die like that? No be say he first sick, no be accident, he just sleep,just die.....Tinubu know wetin happen!!

I'm not a medical doctor but I know they say Heart attack comes with no significant warning signs / symptoms. Surprisingly MOST folks walk around daily with high blood pressure unknown to them. Go check yours too bro, the thing na silent killer and naim kill d boy. Now to other serious issues , wetin that governor de talk like so sef?