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I don't see what's so ugly about this girl, even if she were, is it her fault? Peeps just always want to join the band wagon. She sings like a bird, that's all I know.... Sweet voice.

These 'celebrity' men no de ever old, why? Shebi no be ruggedman wey we bin de jam to that year for final year be this? Even Blackface sef be like my mate now, I bin nearly 'chance' am sef one time like that. Money why?

Oreofepeters:
This your spelling ehh fit pursue buhari out of aso rock. Pathetic out of context. If I should rate you ehh..... Fit manage give you 2.0/100.......

Una no decode sarcasm from wetin de guy write?

Deltayankeeboi:
I READ ALL 1st PAGE COMMENTS ON FRONT PAGE TOPICS WHEN AM BORED AND THOSE GUYS ARE ALWAYS IN MY FIELD OF VISION MAKING UNNECESSARY COMMENTS. "dont ask me if its my commenting"

Hehe, ok, I won't ask since you've told me not to ask.

Deltayankeeboi:
how is possible that you are always online on nairaland 247 commenting on almost all the front page threads. I just happened to notice some set of boys always commenting on all the posts. @ igbosareosus @ drinklimca @ taylor89 @ . i wonder how possible it is for you guys to be online on nairaland commenting on every post from morning till night. it seems you boys dont have anything positive you do in real life. na wa

Bro, how possible is it that you always notice them online? Ok, I know how..... You have a "real positive life". Wetin qwansain me sef? No be me de type abeg, na my mind de yarn.

daannyy:
Biko this is not nollywood movie where patience ozokwor will change into a snake and bite her husband then he dies later at the end of the movie

Ah ahn, what I meant was that if snake bites won't kill him something else would eventually. Andastand?

Wow, that's great................ last last he will still die ehn?

DDeliverer:
Lol, why is the dying man tightly holding onto his #80?

Hahaha, my guy, you be thief for your former life? How you take code the change for him hand?

EvilChild:
I won't advise anyone to take this job, even my enemies.
You won't live up to 50 years if you take this job, it's a death trap.
You are likely to suffer from kidney or heart diseases before or after retirement.
Stay away from this job, thanks!

I don't understand. Are all of their staff forced to smoke?

Hehehe, funny.

Wait, now playing; crayzie bone of BT&H........ Good music.

Samusu:
Post yhur picture Dan Uwarki

hahagahhahahagagag. Chai! Even de laugh sef I no fit spell well. You wicked.

She sings like a bird, I just like this girl. At least this time una no talk bad about her here.... Except for some stubborn few.

MarkWayne89:
As a browser for fast Internet browsing, I recommend you check also the Mozilla Firefox. Their latest browser is great.

I started using it and I do not regret at all. It's great

Firefox has great interface but like chrome, the apk size is huge in my opinion, even way more than chrome's. I use PHX browser or CM browser, the latter is super fast and the apk files in both cases don't consume much of my phone's memory, plus the tools/settings opinions are better compared with other browsers........ I use GLO DATA and to my surprise these two made a huge difference.

godofuck231:
Guy rest, no be civil service work

I understand, e be like you bin high then, e de happen even to me sometimes. I hear you.

godofuck231:
pidgin hard you then, lol

Guy, no be about pidgin I de talk here. Read the story again then read your comment.

godofuck231:
You when no know say ur IGP no relocate to Benue na you wan know who de decamp? Pls receive sense ijn

Haba, wetin you write so? Read na, read.

dafeyankee:
She lacks the beauty look.

She lacks any kind of sex appeal.

She lacks musical sense.

She lacks a good sense of dressing.

She lacks any fan base.

She even lacks a man to call her own.

Good thing God does not discriminate, as she would have lacked God too.

Modified: why my opinion of her dey pain una?I cannot have my own opinion again?if it pain you, please kuku go kee yourself.

Haba guy, that musical sense own, I disagree with you. Mbanu, no! Simi can sing sweet jamings mehn. Babe sings like a bird.

SAMBARRY:
Spirit wife at work

So the bride has become a widow even before the marriage commenced

And she for Don drink afato and other aphrodisiacs ready for the night,only for her to be told her husband is dead

Read again. Let me read again too.

nwabobo:
OP you lie, BMW means Be My Wife.

ha! I was high when I typed earlier, didn't know that it made no sense at all..... Modified.

Luukasz:
Teaching Ms Word/Computer on the blackboard aint a new thing in Nigeria.. I don't seem to understand why its making the news on social media & in Ghana

Well, that guy drew a detailed display screen of Ms word. It wasn't like the regular "click start- go to Ms word" manuals most computer instructors dish out. I believe he wanted to give a detailed description of what the interface of Ms word looked like, hence the blow-by-blow sketch....or you didn't see it? You weren't following the news?. Using a physical computer to describe those tools wouldn't be a bad idea, don't you think so? Just let him have it bro.

uchman48:
Is not her fault joor, shebi you know fulani herdsmen is disturbing them since year one, so how will they concentrate to learn when they are always running away from danger. She even try with the small english. Am Pressed

Fulani herdsmen have never disturbed anybody in makurdi town, so I don't know where you got the notion that they are always running from danger. She is the danger instead.

Jigba:
Some people like me naturally have oily skin. It has nothing to do with cleanliness

Don't beat yourself too hard. You mean you don't know that Nwamaikpe guy? His comments are often sarcastic and out of this world.

henrycantona:
this small girls sometimes are the devil they will possibly put u in the act and if u dont restrict urself u will find urself inside wahalla, i have been tried by a 9 and 14 yrs old respectively but i thank God say i overcome my mind, if no be so dem for dey talk say i don dey rape peoples children abi?......

no be only you guy.

symbianDON:
if you had done it ehnnn, by now you would have been the bobrisky of kirikiri

Hehe, true that.

When I was about 31-32 or so, a 12-13 year old girl tried to.... Should I call it rape? Yea, she came into my room, grabbed me tight and pushed me to my bed. Just for the sake I was leaving the neighborhood the next day and that she "loved" me. I was dead shock. You never know what goes through the minds of our teens ,especially our daughters. Now I'm just wondering, if I couldn't control myself then and went ahead to fall for that trap and someone -say her mom came into my room( my door was open and her mom's shop was next to my room), I wonder what my story would have been today.It wouldn't have been any different from this.

eleojo23:
They are foolish abi? Smh..

This kind of thing is strange to the African mind.

Too much poverty has created a mindset of always wanting to acquire more for ourselves even when we don't need it. That is why politicians will steal so much money that you will wonder whether they intend to spend it in their next life. That's a very poor and primitive mindset

There is nothing wrong in allowing the national cake to go round so that everyone can enjoy. That is what these doctors are trying to do.

Forgive her. I'm so sure she and others with similar comments never read the article at all.

Abjay97:
Why is he talking now? Since the killings, he's been silent... After planning to do a nationwide protest, cabals and wealthy friends who can leave this country anytime discouraged him.. 2baba why keep silent for long

You sabi read so?

It's funny how you guys keep looking for reasons to complain. If talking would end this long standing crisis in my state then yes, he talked then too.

Emycord:
CALM DOWN "I'VE NO PROBLEMS WITH HIS WORKS OR AFTER HIS LAST WORK" . I'VE HEARD MANY TIMES THAT HE DIED AFTER HE DID THAT SONG MAKING IT SOUND AS IF HE WAS KILLED BY THE SONG OR HE KNEW HE WOULD DIE SO HE SANG THE SONG. THATS WHY I CHECK AND SAW THAT WAS NOT HIS LAST SONG

Ok, I'm not charged. Dude sang numerous 'sad' songs, he died, I know but people believed he was killed by that song? That song de learn work....hehe, I too believed as a child he was actually on the plane when it crashed in that blizzard song - I was a child. Back to the owl matter.

WinningSun:
I pray they don't find the cure. fuchking will be too much

See this life? Nothing is permanent. There MIGHT come a time when you'd be the one needing the 'too much f***ing'. I said MIGHT. At that point you'd wish to swallow your wish now. When I was young I could swear I'd die a virgin. How old are you? Change is constant bro. Make sure u use protection if f***ing starts falling on u so u wouldn't taste the down side of ur wish.

Fabulousgal:
95% of the owls in Esan land of Edo state are possesed by evil forces. This isnt a joke. If one isnt filled with the spirit of God n u come frm the city, at nyt they come to ur window to monitor activities. Some will cry in d middle of d nyt, that is a death alert n signal..

I have watched that movie too. The owl and the village town crier, right?...... Now tell me the one that happened in real life, the one you witnessed, not the dem say - dem say own o. Sister, No lie o.

Emycord:
HIS LAST WORKS WERE "MAKE THE GO AWAY"
"MISSING YOU"
"I CAN'T STOP LOVING YOU"

Ok, no doubts but the guy said "after", and that does not necessarily translate to being his last work, that's why I mentioned blizzard abi lizard too . Anyway I no know wetin dey two both of una mind, whether after or last work, I'm not his advocate, all join, owl no be winch. Period.