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You people should really stop playing with me... Who took all my fvcks?? Come on!? I left them right....wait....i cant remember where I kept them...

Please fvcks missing, last seen Dec 31 2016, if seen take possession I dash you

Smellymouth:
Seriously searching for fuvks to give..

Sent my driver to the mall to buy, when he comes back I'll...wait...dude just called.... Damn!!!!

No fvcks remaining oh...mehn

When will newyork times or tmz pack news of an American white marrying an African to the front page?

Still waiting for my houseboy to find the fvcks I sent him to look for....

I really wana give

Very true ....

But all these gurls will want to defend....
Later they will call it "accident" or "mistake"
....
Look over here babe, 90% of guys are just walking around ready to burrow any half-open hole.... Before you say "he is not like that" please read the above statement again...and then one question if you ALL say that your "friend" is not like that then please who are these guys sharing their escapades everyday on NL? Are they not the same people someone like you is saying "he is not like that" for?

In other words we are all truly aware of EVERYTHING that leads to the bed.... Saying you never saw it coming is the highest level of illusion and irresponsibility

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Lionbite:
Na the mama wan marry her own son?

Girls tease men by calling them "mommy's boy" UNTIL they spread their hole and have their own son, and realize what It takes to let him go into the world with all the ladies THEY KNOW are up to different antics both spiritual and physical to get the boy....
then they understand as e dey be

Bullcrap.

This is not a problem...I can cook!

And even if I get back tired from work I can make do with whatever is eatable. Cereals etc....

If she s willing to learn fine, if not Baba we go survive any which way....

So you THINK jjc doesn't have money Nigerians are just daft

emmanuel596:
That girl would either be an igbo or edo lady...there's no atom of love for that man in her eyes she's just waiting for him to die so that she can pack his belongings

The infatuation with whites wont stop anytime soon...

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bamisepeters:
lol, you got that wrong, break-up? I am a free-writer and relationship counselor, check my blog and you will see this is what i do effortlessly. Thank you for the comment.

Ok. Counselor...

Whoever wrote this article just had a break up.

However I'm coming leme run to the other room, I left a fvck there....it should be given here...

#TeamNoScrew

Haha hahahah so because he married you a virgin heaven go fall abi.

On a serious note tho....you both need Jesus

And YOU need an intimacy gadget....its better than cheating.

slimthugchimee2:
80s?? the civil war was in the 60s bro

Oh sorry my bad 70's I meant to say...

Oldest thing I own is a black and white photo from the 70's after the civil war....

After that should be pubic hair...havnt shaved since the 90's

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Is this news?? Na WA o..

viafabian:
$5 BTC is needed.... Who gonna sale

You mean FIVE dollar bitcoin?

Singapore1:
tap into that blessing

modified

@zedoo chai why na

well at all, at all na im bad pass
2nd to comment

Wetin happen ?

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OMOTOWO:
N power have refused to pay 32 states out of 36 states. In fact, they have stopped the payment and I already created a thread on that twice today but twice have i gotten it deleted by an idiot. In the thread, I said that the FG have scammed the citizens again and I asked if Seun is an APC member. I have never talked about politics on nairaland before but I suspect a foul play with the N power programme.

They are paying but trust ONE thing, you will not know anybody that knows anybody that knows anybody that knows anybody that has been paid....
Scam

So na so dose gays just use our gurls dey act Burkina Faso inside bush...na WA ooo

Why naija people too dey fear? So if its falling therefore it will continue forever? Its just a day...and its a currency....its bound to happen from time to time...

admax:
The young man should have gone to see his Pastor to seek a biblical answer and not asking that loosed cannon called freeze.

The bible didn't explicitly mentioned Masturbation but it falls under sexual immorality which God abhors.

In Genesis 38: 8-10, Onan do spill semen on the ground in God killed him. God want us to control our sexual urges, that's why you should get married if you can't.

Modified: I never knew we have plenty bible scholars here on NL

Chai...christians...God killed him because he disobeyed the order to IMPREGNATE the woman not BECAUSE he poured his seed on the floor.

Masturbation-sex outside marriage- same thing...

Read your bible well Mr. Man. Stop selecting scripture

So then....by next week one nigga posts he is looking for this gurl and anybody with her info will be appreciated....right

Mehn...sometimes I wonder what attention seekers will do if we had nothing like internet or social media....

1zynnvn:
How will nigeria grow, you just took the job cos thats what was available at the moment, forgetting that this job is a very delicate job, teaching. impacting the future generation, you are prolly not a teacher, but thats what pays will pay the bills, so lets hold that for now and run when something better shows up... Nigeria, which way

True...at the same time cant really blame anyone
..some ppl hav it more difficult than others....
Well that's the way Nigeria will be until passion is promoted..

Parental, peer and societal pressure also pushes some people....its all about orientation...

heybel:
I was offered to new teaching job today, one is secondary school and d other one is primary school wit dsame salary...but d owner of d secondary said i must spend a term witout quiting i.e if i secure a beta offer within dat term,i cant go for it,bcus they hve to tell d part teacher taking dem bfor to stop cuming...but d primary said anytim i wnt to go no problem...pls advice me

Take the primary school job BECAUSE YOU WILL HAVE A GOOD CHANCE TO TUTOR LEADERS OF TOMORROW AND SHAPE THEIR IDEOLOGIES AND MENTALITIES FROM THAT YOUNG IMPRESSIONABLE AGE.
Plus you will have more time to yourself to develop and do other programs....

In the end do what ur mind says n accepts

How is she wicked??/
At least she is thinking....unlike.......

Her husband must be stingy for her to have gone that length....its not everyday a mother will be willing to risk her begotten son...

Nice

Waiting for the day foreigners will make the news for getting scholarship to study in Nigeria

One thing is undeniable....

All the prophets are reiterating this biafra thing and military coup thing, better take it serious...

As far as military coup that will keep on happening in Africa...the only country free from it is south Africa due to how well established the country is...and how its run with regards to the timing of its independence...

Asfor buhari's health failing him, come on that is not far fetched....
Nigeria gat more problems than any country in africa....74year old negro??
Mugabe can chill after all Zimbabwe no even big enough to worry am....but Naija is in the spotlight all the time and mostly for the wrong reasons.


Anybody under the illusion that the biafra wave will Not eventually prevail is sleeping....

Hate it or love it... People want to be free and they will be free indeed...
Asfor recession it cant end anytime soon....
Because the bulk of people who are meant to join me produce what m producing are busy buying data to download toke makinwa's e-book and watch funny videos on youtube and post "slaying" pics n videos all day on snap chat.