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SonsOfLiverpool:
last time I checked, dildos don't scratch back and wrap around you like a python either. Besides, there are male sex doll why get jealous.

It will only get better at this stage

abeg help me tell her o

Donjazzy12:
No. You look like a corpse!

damn.. lol.. see finishing

TourismMan:
Lol. So you were practising lesbianism all these while using all sort of artificial diccks which includes cucumber, tubers of cassava, yam, plantain, banana etc and we men never complained? So why carrying the matter on your head now as we men now have sex doll when you should be thinking on how to delve more into your lesbian lifestyle?

lol.. see finishing

fuckpro:
...girl that's silicon not plastic
...apart from menstruation and asking guys for money there is nothing different between you and her

lolzzzzzzzzzzzz.. take it easy on her nau.. abeg...

Thanks to you all...sorry for posting twice. This is the first time I will be creating topic on nairaland so na mistake...

Thanks to you all...sorry for posting twice. This is the first time I will be creating topic on nairaland so na mistake...

abeg I need your advice about something..Am in 200 level in one of universities in Nigeria(futa precisely).I am an introvert and I have problem communicating and interacting with people.During my 100 level days I hardly had any friends it's during this second semester that I start developing myself(personal development books). I make it as a goal to interact with like 90% of guys and 10% of girls in my department which I have succeeded in doing but there's one particular ".E student" that when ever we meet as in eye contact I quickly and "jejeli" shift my eyes to d other place but what use to pain me is that the girl will then come and sit down beside/close to me she will start talking to people that I am talking to and shun me as if she didn't see me.Abeg is she trying to punish me for shunning her? Secondly, there's also a guy in my department that always try to act alpha/cool/big. I notice that whenever he see me he will start to bounce(as in when walking) this looks childish to me and sometimes maybe I am looking for somebody by looking around and I mistakenly look at where he's he may come to where I am and start acting like (what's up dude to people around just to get my attention even thou I usually ignore him ..).Although, during my 100level days i think she is dating a girl dat i really crush on and he usually notice me looking at them.Back then i thought i thought the girl is some how proud cuz dat was my mindset then about girls dat behave like dat but i was wrong.In short what do you think his their motives and how can I deal with the two problem.is he thinking am somehow jealous or what?Am thinking of confronting him thou or any other idea how I can stop him..





Am posting in this section in other to get reply fast before going to class and pls am serious with my gp so telling me to face my study won't help cuz did tn dey pain me seriously.... or maybe I should include snakes pictures "lalasticlala" to get people to [/i]morning guys...

morning guys... Abeg I need your advice about something..Am in 200 level in one of universities in Nigeria(futa precisely).I am an introvert and I have problem communicating and interacting with people.During my 100 level days I hardly had any friends it's during this second semester that I start developing myself(personal development books). I make it as a goal to interact with like 90% of guys and 10% of girls in my department which I have succeeded in doing(so that they will stop saying am proud nothing else) but there's one particular "Direct entry student" that when ever we meet as in eye contact I quickly and "jejeli" shift my eyes to d other place but what use to pain me is that the girl will then come and sit down beside/close to me she will start talking to people that I am talking to and shun me as if she didn't see me.Abeg is she trying to punish me for shunning her? Secondly, there's also a guy in my department that always try to act alpha/cool/big. I notice that whenever he see me he will start to bounce(as in when walking) this looks childish to me and sometimes maybe I am looking for somebody by looking around and I mistakenly look at where he's he may come to where I am and start acting like (what's up dude to people around just to get my attention even thou I usually ignore him ..).Although, during my 100level days i think she is dating a girl dat i really crush on and he usually notice me looking at them.Back then i thought i thought the girl is some how proud cuz dat was my mindset then about girls dat behave like dat but i was wrong.In short what do you think his their motives and how can I deal with the two problem.is he thinking am somehow jealous or what?Am thinking of confronting him thou or any other idea how I can stop him from repeating





Am posting in this section in other to get reply fast before going to class and pls am serious with my gp so telling me to face my study won't help cuz did tn dey pain me seriously.... or maybe I should include snakes pictures "lalasticlala" to get people to [i]morning guys...

morning guys... abeg I need your advice about something..Am in 200 level in one of universities in Nigeria(futa precisely).I am an introvert and I have problem communicating and interacting with people.During my 100 level days I hardly had any friends it's during this second semester that I start developing myself(personal development books). I make it as a goal to interact with like 90% of guys and 10% of girls in my department which I have succeeded in doing but there's one particular ".E student" that when ever we meet as in eye contact I quickly and "jejeli" shift my eyes to d other place but what use to pain me is that the girl will then come and sit down beside/close to me she will start talking to people that I am talking to and shun me as if she didn't see me.Abeg is she trying to punish me for shunning her? Secondly, there's also a guy in my department that always try to act alpha/cool/big. I notice that whenever he see me he will start to bounce(as in when walking) this looks childish to me and sometimes maybe I am looking for somebody by looking around and I mistakenly look at where he's he may come to where I am and start acting like (what's up dude to people around just to get my attention even thou I usually ignore him ..).Although, during my 100level days i think she is dating a girl dat i really crush on and he usually notice me looking at them.Back then i thought i thought the girl is some how proud cuz dat was my mindset then about girls dat behave like dat but i was wrong.In short what do you think his their motives and how can I deal with the two problem.is he thinking am somehow jealous or what?Am thinking of confronting him thou or any other idea how I can stop him..





Am posting in this section in other to get reply fast before going to class and pls am serious with my gp so telling me to face my study won't help cuz did tn dey pain me seriously.... or maybe I should include snakes pictures "lalasticlala" to get people to [i]morning guys...

is this the mega super star Linda ikeji said that she will destroy his career? lol. Linda hate if you want but wizkid is balling and far popular than you....

top three in the world..

half bread is better than none thou...some still they roam around the street jobless

rip

abeg bring d guy make i dash him hollyghost slap just as crazeclown dash Ade .

Moana:
Why didnt u give her the money to buy u something more expensive

stupid comment@moana... so you expect him to give her money to buy him a gift. Am sure you are very stingy.

I go catch the baby and walk him out by fire and thunder

teemanbastos:
when I was telling some deeperlyfers that Kumuyi tactically backed Buhari...dy were lambasting him.
Kumuyi had never been so much interested in elections but as for dis 2015.. he kept on hammering that All should get their PVCs and vote..
He didnt hammer dat in 2011.
Adeboye,Kumuyi backd GMB.
Only Oyedepo [influenced by Money ]actually bleeped UP.
It is better to remain NEUTRAL than keep on following a candidate.

some idiot just post without first thinking....who told you that Oyedepo was influenced using money? and also, who told you that he supported any political party ?. because he's the wealthiest pastor that doesn't say he's a fake pastor or you want him to be in poverty....

by teemanbastos (m ): 8:58pm
when I was telling some deeperlyfers that Kumuyi
tactically backed Buhari...dy were lambasting him.
Kumuyi had never been so much interested in elections
but as for dis 2015.. he kept on hammering that All should
get their PVCs and vote..
He didnt hammer dat in 2011.
Adeboye,Kumuyi backd GMB.
Only Oyedepo [influenced by Money ]actually bleeped UP.
It is better to remain NEUTRAL than keep on following a
candidate.



some idiot just post without first thinking....who told you that Oyedepo was influenced using money? and also, who told you that he supported any political party ?. because he's the wealthiest pastor that doesn't say he's a fake pastor or you want him to be in poverty....

the rate of raping is getting high in this country..

this rape news is getting too much.God help Nigeria.

I will let her remove it first then I will slap sense into her thick skull...

the jazz may protect him from bullets but what about bomb explosion?

lmao.... i nearly pee inside my pant... police us your friend o. Lil

I pray such bad incident won't happen to my mentor in Jesus name.God has used to transform the lives of millions of peop.le that would have lost hope in life.

this statistics is over exaggeration.... abeg do ur estimation well next time

[color=#990000][/color] chair!! see money

absolutely correct...if government want to do something for the country,it has to benefit the whole country not some part of the country

you flash me when I was playing game..it's over

I load mtn#200 card and my account was debited immediately because i borrowed #200 card from them..it's over between us baby ..

I load mtn#200 card and my account was debited immediately because i borrowed #200 card from them..it's over between us ..

nobody one fail but am sure more than one quarter came to gist and disturb

the tit has expired...I fear guys o eheh .can't stop laughing