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Christianity EtcRe: Have You Ever Fallen Under Anointing? by zela(m): 4:45pm On Feb 06, 2022
There's nothing like falling under anointing..but because you people refuse to read the word of God... Dem deh use una joggle like ball.
Christianity EtcRe: Is It Necessary To Baptize Again After Changing Church? by zela(m): 3:18pm On Nov 07, 2021
You don't need water baptism to receive the Salvation of Christ... But we don't want this conversation.
When you realize who you are in Christ you will know that immersing in water or not cannot stop you from being saved... Christ did not died for that.
CultureRe: Who Knows Any Igbo Name That Starts With Letter P? by zela(m): 12:37pm On May 16, 2020
I don't if its still relevant... But I have a student whose name is Pulife here in Enugu.
Nairaland GeneralRe: Have You Ever Had A Near Death Experience? by zela(m): 7:35pm On May 09, 2020
In 2017, during my I.T at an oil company, I felt from an elevated ground while cleaning the filter press...and landed inside the sludge pit. I don't know how it happened, I just remember seeing myself inside a car driving very fast and then the road was dry with no one around... When I turned to ask the driver, there's no one on the steering.
I felt someone tap on my shoulder and call my name..that's when I open my eyes.
My head was ringing so loud and hot as if i5 would blow off. Was later taken to the hospital.
Next experience... I felt while urinating in my toilet... I don't know how I fell but I saw myself on the ground with the torch on my stomach. I tried lifting myself up, but my body was not responding.. At sometime... I slept off and woke up again and my body responded.
God is Alive!
That's my testimony
Foreign AffairsRe: Militants On Motorbikes Kill 20 Malian Soldiers by zela(m): 7:46am On Jan 27, 2020
These are the original "marlians".. grin grin
Not the ones we shout here.

Terrorism is destroying Africa more than the middle east that started it
RomanceRe: Lady Buys 5k Wristwatch For Boyfriend As Birthday Gift, Laments As He Rejects It by zela(m): 9:09am On Jan 06, 2020
No problem.. A gift is a gift!
I'll just buy the exact for you on your Own Birthday grin grin
SportsRe: Fifa Ranking: Nigeria Ends 2019 In 31st Place by zela(m): 8:04pm On Dec 19, 2019
That's Great!
Because some time ago..we were 43rd or so
CareerRe: Why Some People More Creative Than Others by zela(m): 3:18pm On Dec 12, 2019
Incomplete truth and fact...

The number one reason why people are creative is because they inherited it..
Creativity is a gift..same as wisdom and intelligence..
I can only be creative than another because I'm aware of my gift and how to use it to the best advantage.
PoliticsRe: Women Storm Aba In Support Of Ikpeazu, Lampoon Anti-Governor Protesters (Photos by zela(m): 9:03pm On Oct 08, 2019
lalasticlala:
What a big shame! Don't mind them.
OMG.. shocked
Did lalasticlala just quote me?...
Children of God wake up poo...
I've made it on Nairaland grin grin grin
I think I'm qualified to send in my details grin
PoliticsRe: Women Storm Aba In Support Of Ikpeazu, Lampoon Anti-Governor Protesters (Photos by zela(m): 8:47pm On Oct 08, 2019
Can you imagine this country...?
Something that the blind man can even see... Tufiakwa.. God forbid politics in this country
RomanceRe: Finally I Broke Up With Her After Mercy Won Bbnaija 2019 by zela(m): 10:08pm On Oct 06, 2019
Biko..before you block and delete her number.. Just pass it round for others grin
There must be something else she's good at asides BBNaija grin
PoliticsRe: How FG Lost N18.8bn To Fibre Optics Deal In 13 Years by zela(m): 7:31am On Sep 26, 2019
I don't want to know how the business transaction occurred..All I know is that money was embezzled..
RomanceRe: A guy on nairaland is going to commit suicide by 11pm Tonight. by zela(m): 2:44am On Sep 26, 2019
I had to follow this up till now... What an interesting episode of "The Scammers and The Scammees"..... See you same time, same station next week on your darling Nairaland grin
RomanceRe: Lady Shares The Message She Recieved From A Guy Who Is Wooing Her by zela(m): 5:07pm On Apr 22, 2018
There is something fishy abt that conversation...
Second msg by 9.45am
Next msg by 10pm...
A guy cannot just send msgs like that without something happening initially...
TV/MoviesRe: Why Is That There Is No Any BBNaija 2018 Housemate From The North? by zela(m): 4:45pm On Apr 22, 2018
See this one...
Na Public Service?
Why people from south no deh for Boko Haram?
Nonsense and Condiments!
FamilyRe: I Need Help For My 4-Year-Old Son by zela(m): 9:43am On Apr 14, 2018
In as much as I believe in Medicine... I also strongly believe in Science... That Behaviour might be Genetical ie Hereditary.... Check out urselves as parents and find out How you were at that age...
Please Stop Saying Sugar Causes Hyperactivity... It is not proven... Sugar only gives the child enough glucose for action..so he never gets tired...
My advice will be for you to introduce the child to Video Games(Intellectual Ones) Or Let Him Involve himself in Intelligent Activities... Cos too much Mental Activity can cause one to be physically active...
I have been like that all my life... I hardly sleep or rest... If I don't get active in a minute...then my life is unstable... And then please stop beating Him... It will lead to stubbornness... The boy will develop ways to be rebellious... Just Love Him and Have Fun with Him Not Forgetting to Tell Him The Truth About Life... Thanks
CelebritiesRe: Runtown Pictured Chilling With Nasty C by zela(m): 4:34pm On Apr 04, 2018
I still remember when a teacherman said...I wouldnt make it but I made it anyway... I cant wait for him to do a song with Drake... Hmm dat kind song go be bomb
PoliticsRe: Man Hails Buhari For Using Cheap Refreshments; "This Is The Change I Voted For" by zela(m): 9:42am On Feb 20, 2018
Wait...What was He expecting them to take?... In an Official meeting like that?... Was He expecting to See Campari and Hennessy... With a Large Bowl of Goat Meat...
LOL....For Him Mind...Him tink say dos politicians go drink all dos things weh de deh... Baba... The main refreshment deh inside.
TV/MoviesRe: BBNaija: Miracle And Nina Have Sex 'Birthday Sex Gift" by zela(m): 12:33pm On Feb 18, 2018
Nonsense.... Most people I know that watch this... Sit down to discuss it...That's Enough to show the spirit of Gossiping... They enjoy talking about others...
RomanceRe: Ladies, You Get To Your Boyfriend’s Room And Meet This What Will You Do? (photo) by zela(m): 9:19am On Jan 25, 2018
Anyways.... Its for the ladies to decide...
But if a Lady should have problems with the bf becos of this, then the lady is not worthy to be even called the bf's friend not to mention gf....
Maybe we should learn how to apply jokes to some things in life.
EducationRe: What Is The Solution To This Primary Five Quantitative Reasoning Questions by zela(m): 8:35am On Jan 25, 2018
jamael:
For this one, it is a little bit complex but I'll try to explain.
The figure in the middle is obtained by dividing the sum of the figures at the RHS from the sum of figure at the LHS.
For example 1,
9+7 = 15
1+4 = 5.
Therefore, 15/5=3.
In example 2,
8+6 = 14
2+5 = 7.
Therefore 14/7 = 2.

Now let us use this to answer some of the questions.
You're going too far...
Just Multiply the Upper numbers (as digits) with the number in the middle....ie 258 * 2 =516
Apply it to all of it
The others forms will be division.
EducationRe: 12 Wrong English Sentences And Phrases You Have Been Making In Ignorance by zela(m): 11:24pm On Dec 12, 2017
I think the last one doesn't follow at all... Bath is a Noun and Bathe is a Verb... So u can have a Bath.. And Bathe your child...
Christianity EtcRe: Lady Converts A Muslim Uber Driver & Leads Him To Christ. See Reactions by zela(m): 8:56am On Nov 26, 2017
Did she in anyway...mention that the conversion was by force?... Some pple were introduced into religion from birth.. It wasn't by choice...
If a Moslem has enough facts to Convince me to join them.. I would..
But where have u ever seen a moslem doing evangelism...
They only believe that those that speak Hausa or Arabic are natural Muslims...
Nonsense and Religion...
#ChristianityIsAWayOfLife
#NotAReligion
PoliticsRe: 2019: Two-term Governors Set Stage To Upstage Sitting Senators by zela(m): 3:32pm On Oct 07, 2017
Jonah Jang Late Gyang Nyam Shom Pwajok Senator Gyang Danton..
Please are these descendants from South Korea?.. Or Are Half Ugandan Half Kenyans.. Hmm
CrimeRe: Man Escapes From Hotel After Consuming Beer, Pepper Soup Worth N21,800 by zela(m): 1:36pm On Oct 07, 2017
Which kind country be dis sef ..As in.. Person chop finish..wan run leave deh bill..dem catch am.. Shey dem for just do make him pay for the food...
Which on come be breach of peace and stealing.. for court..
Abi dem elephant meat make the pepper soup?
SMH..Chai!
CrimeRe: Tattooed Nigerian Man From Ghana Caught Stealing Shirt In Delta State. Photo by zela(m): 11:38am On Sep 19, 2017
Wow!.. Nigerian Young Man From Ghana Indeed
RomanceRe: Couple Wear School Uniforms For Their Pre-wedding Photoshoot by zela(m): 9:28pm On Nov 22, 2016
Make dem kukuma wear am for their traditional marriage na.. E be like say dis pre wedding something wan come deh too much
PoliticsRe: Fashola Commissions NIPP 330KV Switching Station In Akwa Ibom by zela(m): 9:25pm On Nov 22, 2016
Switching station?... so na for dis place dos busybody people deh off and on light when dem like
HealthRe: Zika Virus Is Coming To Nigeria Next, Scientists Predict - AP by zela(m): 7:25pm On Sep 02, 2016
I dont still understand how.. Mosquito will transfer zika virus.. Then cannot transfer HIV... Abi no be blood deh transfer am?
CrimeRe: Teenagers Selling Human Skull In Akwa-Ibom Arrested (photo) by zela(m):
Hmmm
What`s the crime they committed again?....
Skull is now drugs and loots abi?...
They wanna charge them to court cos they were caught commiting murder abi?...
They were interrogated.. and they said something.. What were the Police expecting to Hear?....
People@de top are looting and all that`s done is to grant them bail... So they bring out part of the money they stole and Pay...
NPF.. Predating helpless and poor people since 1914AD
TV/MoviesRe: A Nairalander Jumps From A Plane 4,000ft Above Sea Level by zela(m): 10:42am On Jul 10, 2016
Why Him deh open mouth like that... Like say dem push am comot for the plane.... Hmm
PoliticsRe: NDIMRC Condemns Removal Of Kachikwu's As Nnpc's GMD by zela(m): 1:50pm On Jul 08, 2016
But why do some people like to say plenty things on a little matter... Who get time to read all that stuff?

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