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Crime › Re: Damian Okoligwe Sentenced To Death For Murder Of His Girlfriend, Justina Otuene by zenburster: 6:00pm On Nov 28, 2025

BizzyJuel:
If you did the CRIME, you must do the TERM.
Unfortunately, his term is in The BEYOND

Do the time not do the term.

Arindin

Politics › Re: Senator Maidoki Shows Video Of Bullets Spilling On Zaria Road During Plenary by zenburster: 8:52pm On Nov 27, 2025

"Still reflecting on the incident, he said:
"I think we should stop discussing this matter and go into prayers because there’s a lot of work to be done."

So the solution to insecurity is prayers?

Even if prayers work (they don't), is it the prayers of Akpabio and his ilk that God will answer?

With leaders like this, it's not a curse but Nigeria can never make it.

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Politics › Re: 6 Parties, 3 Decades, One Dream: Will Atiku Get It Right In 2027? by zenburster: 10:39am On Nov 27, 2025

anonimi:
Did Tinubu contest once because he loves his country so much that he has destroyed every single aspect of government services and utilities, including law and order as well as security of lives and property, such that his expired Buhari now looks like a superstar

What point are you trying to make?

Did you even read and understand what I wrote? Or you think me a Tinubu supporter?

Comprehension is a lacking skill in that shit hole country

Politics › Re: 6 Parties, 3 Decades, One Dream: Will Atiku Get It Right In 2027? by zenburster: 10:23am On Nov 27, 2025

A man who has been contesting for president since 1992 can't be doing so because he loves his country so much.

May his aspiration never materialize because we saw what Buhari with his 3 tries did to this country

Business › Re: Tech Fair: Zenith Bank Empowers African Innovators With ₦140m Cash Prize by zenburster: 11:46am On Nov 26, 2025

VisageMedia aka Alex Reports, I have warned you several times, whenever you are paid to push posts to the landing page, always append the sponsored caveat to it.

Swear you weren't paid by zenith bank to push this.

Just swear.

I don't blame you, it's Seun who has allowed your ilk to run this site aground.

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Politics › Re: Former Vice President Atiku Abubakar Is 79 Today by zenburster: 9:19am On Nov 25, 2025

This Jagbajantis still wants to be president at 81?

Have we become Cameroon?

Politics › Re: UK Rejects Nigerian Request To Deport Former Politican Jailed For Organ Traffick by zenburster: 9:08pm On Nov 24, 2025

They saw through the plan of giving that organ trafficker a soft landing and thwarted it

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Politics › Re: Governor Makinde Presents ₦891 Billion 2026 Budget by zenburster: 8:00pm On Nov 24, 2025*

Makinde is a huge disappointment.

His first term was nothing but a ruse to win a second.

His second has been abysmal.

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Politics › Re: Atiku Officially Joins ADC (Photos) by zenburster: 2:01pm On Nov 24, 2025

At this point, I think it is safe to say that this man is in cahoots with Tinubu,

Politics › Re: "I will not relent": Tinubu Reacts To The Rescue Of Eruku Church Worshippers by zenburster: 6:22pm On Nov 23, 2025*

Everything that happened during GEJs tenure that this man blamed him for is also happening to him.

Who says Karma doesn't exist?

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Politics › Re: VP Shittima Addresses G20 Leaders, Seeks Equity in Global Mineral Trade (Video) by zenburster: 7:39am On Nov 23, 2025

Banhammy717:
I love shetima.
I just don't know why.
He speaks good English

If Shettima's heavily accented-to-the-point-of-being-intelligible English is "good English" to you, then I don't know what to say to you.

Education in Nigeria ATP is in ruins

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Politics › Re: VP Shittima Addresses G20 Leaders, Seeks Equity in Global Mineral Trade (Video) by zenburster: 7:35am On Nov 23, 2025

He didn't agitate for a two state solution to the Israel/Palestine crisis?

Make Trump knack am wetin no good?

Chasing rats in the bush whilst your hut is aflame.

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Politics › Re: Pray Against Evildoers, Zulum Tells Residents, Launches ‘Spiritual Offensive’ by zenburster: 7:33am On Nov 23, 2025

Pray in big 2025?

Is this how Saudi Arabia prays?

And this is a PhD holder and professor?

Spits

Politics › Re: Insecurity: Governor Zulum Declares Monday, Day Of Fasting And Prayer by zenburster: 7:30pm On Nov 22, 2025

Prayer and fasting in 2025?

Kai God!!!

Politics › Re: Fubara Wife Leads Rivers Women On Fitness Exercise (video) by zenburster: 4:01pm On Nov 22, 2025*

These women have never knowingly performed any physical activity in their adult lives before. It's idleness that made them organize this program.

Because, as long as a Nigerian woman has bleached her skin,
Worn bone straight hair,
Painted her face,
Fixed fake lashes and nails
and if she has money, done BBL and boob enlargement,
Nothing concern them with physical fitness.

Same applies to these fatutupoyoyos, with their akpobi arms and swollen stomachs.

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Politics › Re: Sanwo-Olu Commissions 233 Housing Units At Abraham Adesanya, Ajah by zenburster: 7:49pm On Nov 21, 2025*

obojememe:
this kain news is sopose to b a good news but no it is rather annoying cos these houses has already been shared among themselves , a regular citizen can not even get any allocation even if he can afford it , and this is supposedly built by state’s wealth

Why are you befuddled by the correct use of has and have, singular and plural?

I wonder what they teach you lot in that country.

Basic grammar is a problem.

Foreign Affairs › Re: Portraits Of G20 Leaders Line Joburg Highways Ahead Of Weekend Summit - PICTURES by zenburster: 1:05pm On Nov 21, 2025

Tinubu is avoiding meeting Trump,

The way a vampire avoids sunlight.

If it's confirmed that Trump will be in SA, Tinubu will return home even if he is already midair.

Currently, GFresh (the idle, layabout Kaduna state governor) is in SA, waiting to welcome Tinubu.

Let's see how it plays out.

Celebrities › Re: Obi Cubana Featured In ATTENTION MAGAZINE With Dee Utensils CEO On Cover Page by zenburster: 11:06am On Nov 21, 2025

Alex Reports, care to read the room?

Or are you tone deaf?

Eeelereebuuu fellow

Politics › Re: "Makinde Is Humble, Doesn't Talk Like Me, But Dangerous" - Wike (2023 Throwback) by zenburster: 11:53pm On Nov 19, 2025

Somehow Makinde thinks he can contest the presidential ticket of the PDP, and win the general elections?

Based on the current dynamics in the party, yes he might get the ticket, but win the election?

Ridiculous.

We all know he is working for Tinubu.

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Business › Re: Africa’s Youngest Cable Manufacturer, Ezeobi, Nominated As Sun Industrialist by zenburster: 8:09pm On Nov 19, 2025*

This old man is still talking about being "youngest" whatever?

WGAFF about your age?

I won't be surprised to find out Alex Reports is behind this account.

Ehn, uncle youngest?

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Politics › Re: The Imole Movement Outgrows PDP Turmoil: A New Direction Is Inevitable by zenburster: 1:05pm On Nov 19, 2025*

Oga APC Osun State won't accept you, as you already know.

PDP is dead.

Quickly transfer to the APGA rumors are alleging you're about to join.

You don't need this treatise to justify your moves.,

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Programming › Re: Miracle Nwankwo: From Teen Startup Founder To African Fintech Leader by zenburster: 10:25am On Nov 19, 2025*

The way this fellow is buying PR up and down, from TechPoint, to Lindaikeji to Nairaland, I hope he is genuine and won't be casted in the end.

Any tech person who is so enamored with courting public opinion instead of their actual work has something untoward to hide.

Ire O 🖖

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Politics › Re: Tinubu: I’m Depressed Over Kebbi Schoolgirls' Abductions, General Uba’s Death by zenburster: 10:00am On Nov 19, 2025

yinkus6750:
So unfortunate how we allowed situation to continue getting worst.
With the change of guards within the military and the fear of Trump's intervention, one expects a high level of restrategizing towards our fight against terrorism.
It's obvious we are not winning the war.
If international support will be the solution, let it be.
Generals are now been kidnapped and killed, students no longer safe.
Chibik girls remain unresolved till date.
Depression won't solve the problem,we need solutions.

"So unfortunate how we allowed situation to continue getting worst."

Na human being write this sentence, not an animal.

Business › Re: Dangote And Otedola's Mobile Phones Hacked by zenburster: 9:05am On Nov 19, 2025*

If you truly believe their phones were hacked, then you will believe anything.

Those two men are amorous, brothers in arms.

If you were terminally online, you would remember when, in 2021, Dangote's then American girlfriend (Ms. Spikes) leaked images of his naked buttocks whilst on a yacht.

And also in 2016, when the two Indian-Canadian sisters, Jyoti and Kiran Matharoo, owners of NaijaGistLive.com, notorious courtesans, tried to blackmail Otedola after their affair went south.

They had to use Interpol to chase them out of Nigeria.

This should be another one of those cases.

These men have probably been caught up in an orgy or something, and they were probably advised to claim being hacked for reasonable deniability.

Like I said, if you truly believe their phones were hacked, then you will believe anything.

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Politics › Re: Wike, Anyanwu's Supporters Boo PDP Chairman, Oyo, Bauchi Govs At PDP Secretariat by zenburster: 8:18pm On Nov 18, 2025

hopexter:
He’s gonna become the president. Nigerians need iron hand in democracy for people to be in order. When it comes to loving Nigeria and proving infrastructural development ,Wike is also one of the best in that field. Wike hasn’t really done any bad that’s against the law.

As a child, did you ever think this is how your life will end up?

Sad

Politics › Re: Wike, Anyanwu's Supporters Boo PDP Chairman, Oyo, Bauchi Govs At PDP Secretariat by zenburster: 8:17pm On Nov 18, 2025

A sovereign country needs Trump to come and save them.

If that one calls Nigeria a shit hole country, these same characters will start crying

Politics › Re: Nigeria Judges Are Now Singing “On Your Mandate” While Standing At Conference by zenburster: 12:21pm On Nov 18, 2025

Putindbutt:
And what can wailers do about it?.You think it was during the damaged years of PDP where judges could not afford two meals a day, where they couldn't afford their children school fees. Una go wail tire.

Growing up with hopes, dreams, and aspirations, is this what you wanted your life to become?

Being a $20k/month data boy while your future and that of your children is being ruined by your paymasters?

This is sad.

Politics › Re: NCAA Reacts To Fight Between VDM And Mr. Jollof On A Plane by zenburster: 2:23pm On Nov 17, 2025

Yen yen yen.

Write-up filled with loquaciousness yet saying nothing.

Nothing will happen to them.

Nothing at all

Celebrities › Re: VeryDarkMan & Mr Jollof Fight On A Plane (Photos/Video) by zenburster: 1:53pm On Nov 17, 2025

Nigerians, forever pedestalling useless people.

Now you have it

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