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Politics › Re: Kingsley Chinda emerges Rivers APC Governorship Candidiate by zenburster: 9:04pm On May 21

Let Fubara behave like Samson when the Philistines caught his hair, blinded him and brought him to the temple to mock him.

Let him rest his two hands on the temple pillars and bring it all down.

So like Samson he can in his death "kee" more Philistines than he ever did whilst alive.

However knowing how spineless Fubara is, I will not be waiting with bated breath.

A proper Wasteman

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Crime › Re: Lucky Adimike's Family Cautions Against Speculation Over His Murder In Abuja by zenburster: 4:32pm On May 21

Saturnalia:
Everybody in Anambra is a Billionaire. Shioooor!

The OP is Alex Reports.

So you should understand

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Politics › Re: Wike Praising God After Fubara's Withdrawal From APC Guber Race (Video) by zenburster: 10:06am On May 21

The prayers of the unrighteous is an abomination unto God.

Iku kprai Wike

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Politics › Re: Mascot Uzor Kalu Withdraws From Abia APC Governorship Race by zenburster: 9:45am On May 21

Anyone foolish enough to contest against Oti is just wasting their time.

So this man and the other Ben Kalu must have seen the signs on the wall.

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Politics › Re: Fubara Withdraws From APC Governorship Primary by zenburster: 10:17pm On May 20

Politicstoday:
He may defect to NDC, his blood brother got the governorship ticket in NDC. Fubara knows what he's doing.

Is your brain functioning?

NDC to do what?

The window to port has closed. You didn't read the new electoral act or are you deliberately being obtuse?

Don't get me annoyed or else

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Politics › Re: Ekiti Assembly Primary: Bolu Fayose Floors Ex-deputy Speaker, Incumbent Member by zenburster: 10:15pm On May 20*

"As ye have served the father, so shall ye serve the sons".
- Lamentations 3:37

No be curse o.

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Business › Re: Otedola To Invest $100m In Dangote Refinery by zenburster: 10:13pm On May 20

KingAzubuike:
The rich are only friends with the rich, marry each other's sons and daughters off. Tell me, does the common man have any hope?

If you were rich, would you allow your daughter marry a poor man?

Ah ha!!!!

Now you have your answer.

"As the poor man suspects the rich man of doing jazz/using someone else's destiny. So is the rich man suspecting the poor man of witchcraft"

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Politics › Re: Desmond Elliot Has Officially Withdrawn From The APC Primaries by zenburster: 4:27pm On May 20*

,🤣

This man in my rough estimate, is a Naira billionaire.

The house of assembly just bought them houses in Lagos and Abuja.

If he was in politics to make money, then he has made enough.

He should have stepped down before being disgraced to this extent, but he is a sh@meless politician.

He should dust off his Nollywood contacts and start investing in movie production.

I hope he is on good terms with Funke Akindele and that fake Yoruba woman, Toyin. He can invest in their movies and partake in profit sharing
But you see politics in Lagos?

Desmond is finished

The only confusing thing is why he is the only one singled out for punishment.

What about Miranda and her merry band of scallywags and Interlopers?

Why did they go scot-free?

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Agriculture › Re: How A Nigeria Man Turned His Apartment Into A Grasscutter Farm (video) by zenburster: 3:55pm On May 20

I am in the process of kick-starting my Capybara farm.

These animals are indigenous to South America. And both belong to the same suborder: Hystricomorpha. The Capybara are the largest rodents on earth.

The largest weight up to 90kg while grass cutters weigh 10kg max.

May Olodumare bless my hustle.

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Politics › Re: Samuel Ajose Steps Down For Obafemi Hamzat by zenburster: 3:43pm On May 20

This man was always a poseur and an unserious fellow.

You wanted to contest for governor iof Lagos, but plastered Ibadan with your billboards.

Isn't that ins@nity?

Politics › Re: "What Are You Filling?" Woman Confronts People During APC Primary In Cross River by zenburster: 9:57pm On May 19*

I hope the massive number of cheated/disenfranchised/disgruntled/bitter/disqualified APC aspirants finally have a change of heart and work towards the downfall of the party.

One can only hope.

However, knowing who and what they are, I will not be waiting with bated breath.

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Politics › Re: Nigeria-us Joint Airstrikes Kill 175 ISIS Fighters – DHQ by zenburster: 9:05pm On May 19

JuanDeDios:
What are you talking about?

Go and ask your father.

Politics › Re: Nigeria-us Joint Airstrikes Kill 175 ISIS Fighters – DHQ by zenburster: 7:55pm On May 19

I am sure the NSA Ribadu and MOD Chris Musa, and Gumi are in severe pains now.

Severe pains.

However, show us proof.

Where are the bodies?

Politics › Re: Labour Party: We Have Commenced Distribution Of Free Nomination Forms - Abure by zenburster: 10:18am On May 19

ogaemma:
Next time do your fact check before you come here and talk like a miscreant.
This place is not a motor park.
And this is also an English class.
If you don't understand read and pass. You must not comment nonsense.
Many of you who keep calling school and school, never had more than a First Degree.

Your use of "have" instead of "has" is incorrect.

This is something that is taught to primary school students.

Singular and plural.

Instead of thanking me for correcting your error riddled English, you are here making excuses.

"the Appeal court *has* sacked Abure"

Singular, not have, plural.

Politics › Re: Atiku Doesn't Believe In Zoning, So Let's Go To The Primary - Rotimi Amaechi by zenburster: 11:22pm On May 18

Instead of Amaechi or Atiku, let Tulumbu complete his 8 years.

Nonsense and ingredients

Politics › Re: Desmond Elliot And Femi Gbajabiamila: When The Going Was Good (pic) by zenburster: 9:32pm On May 18

Who remembers Caesar of Surulere?

He was forced to step down for a political neophyte with no structure Desmond.

What was done to him is currently being done to Desmond.

What is being done to Desmond will be done to this Baraka woman.she should be prepared

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Politics › Re: Labour Party: We Have Commenced Distribution Of Free Nomination Forms - Abure by zenburster: 7:47pm On May 18

ogaemma:
I thought the Appeal court have sacked Abure as the National Chairman of LP.
People should be careful not to enter one chance with the wrong LP

Has not have.

Singular and plural

You weren't taught in school?

Politics › Re: Labour Party: We Have Commenced Distribution Of Free Nomination Forms - Abure by zenburster: 7:46pm On May 18

Abure is the weapon fashioned against LP

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Politics › Re: Plateau APC: Committee Declares Gagdi Winner, Disowns Earlier Results by zenburster: 7:25pm On May 18

The okada riding fellow

Politics › Re: Surulere Constituency 1: Can Desmond Elliot Do What Ambode Couldn’t? by zenburster: 7:24pm On May 18

Totally impossible.

It's can never happen.

This only sad thing is that the Baraka woman will show "surulerians," shege banz

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Christianity Etc › Re: RCCG Launches Worldwide Prayer Rally Against Insecurity, Hardship In Nigeria by zenburster: 4:41pm On May 18

Clowns.

If prayers worked, Israel wouldn't invest in anti-missle defense systems like the iron dome, David's sling and the arrow 2 & 3 system.

If they relied on prayers, missles being lobbed by Hamas and Hezbollah from the West bank and Lebanon would have wiped them out of existence (I wish it did).

However, they aren't stupid.

Yet the black man who adopted this religion is being more Catholic than the Pope by relying on prayers for protection.

Nigerians, iku kprai gbogbo yin 🖐️

Celebrities › Re: Tioruju Mondusi: 3 Nurses Fought Over Me In Hospital After Having Sex With Them by zenburster: 3:06pm On May 18

Same Hediot who claimed his wife hit him with paternity fraud?

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Politics › Re: Nouvelle Perspective Makes List Of 98 Accredited Observers For Ekiti Election by zenburster: 2:14pm On May 18

Newgiven:
You must be even more foolish to disrespect people with so much impunity... what's your achievements?

Alex is that you?

Wasteman. 💩

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Education › Re: Bandits Behead Michael Oyedokun, Kidnapped Oyo Teacher by zenburster: 12:31pm On May 18*

The moment Makinde declared his intention to contest the presidency.

Suddenly there are herdsmen in Oyo State beheading people.

A mere 200km separates Oyo from Lagos

Insecurity doesn't concern you right?

Re-electiing Tulumbu is your main concern.

"Obi will never be president" abi?

Don't worry, hand go touch you

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Politics › Re: Nouvelle Perspective Makes List Of 98 Accredited Observers For Ekiti Election by zenburster: 12:04pm On May 18

This fuuuuuulish guy who claimed to monitor the USA election that year. And was only snapping pictures with random white people in hotel lobbies?

He is still on this scam of his?

And being aided and abetted by Alex Reports aka Detailed News?

Okolo, aren't you rather too old for this 💩?

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Business › Re: Crude Distillation Unit For Azikel Refinery, Bayelsa Arrives At Onne Seaport by zenburster: 10:46am On May 18

Javid13:
na you know wetin u dey think...why did you comment, why do people need to see your response?

Ogun kprai you

Business › Re: Crude Distillation Unit For Azikel Refinery, Bayelsa Arrives At Onne Seaport by zenburster: 10:16am On May 18

Javid13:
Dr Eruani...Silent bayelsa billionaire who got married to my class girl.

"Got married to my class girl"

Now, who gaff about this information?

Do you want an award from Igwe?

Why do people need to know this?

So they feel you somehow know him?

What does you knowing him do for you?

Kiku kprai e

Politics › Re: All Other Aspirants Have Stepped Down For Me Except Desmond Elliot - Bakare by zenburster: 10:02am On May 18*

You see her demeanor?

You see her facial expression?

You see the feeling of entitlement?

You see the pride?

Desmond once felt untouchable like this at a time, but where is he today?

When she one day falls out of favor with her godfather's like Desmond has, and they bring out the cane being used to flog Desmond, to flog her.

Let her not complain,

Let her not cry "male oppression" or rally the feminazis to come to her rescue.

Let her quietly take what they will eventually dish out to her with equanimity.

Ire o!!!✌️

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