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Politics › Re: Bianca Ojukwu Celebrates Her 58th Birthday Today (photos) by zenburster: 5:17pm On Aug 05

wiseone28:
Half caste

11 more character needed

Let me shock you.

If I told you that she is bleaching heavily and has been doing so for decades, would you believe?

Food › Re: Would You Buy Measured Seasoning Powder? (Photos) by zenburster: 5:11pm On Aug 05

This is most likely waste/discarded portions of the manufacturing process which were meant to be trashed but has found its way into the market.

The same with noodles which is now being sold in congos.

That nonsense is waste packed from the factory floor but Nigerians now buy and eat with relish.

Vote for the right people? Mba.

Religious affiliation and tribe matters more to them than competence.

Sell your vote for #5k and suffer for 4 years.

IMO, Nigeria is a country with sprinkling of brilliance here and there but collectively? A very mediocre people

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Politics › Re: Edo South Senate: Mrs Epelle-Asemota Bridgitte Osayuki Remains NDC’s Candidate by zenburster: 12:04pm On Aug 05

These ones who think they can ride on the Obi wave into the senate like in 2023?

Nigerians are wiser now.

No more top to bottom voting.

If you cant convince the electorate to vote for you, you will fail

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Politics › Re: Can The Widespread Hunger Truly Influence Voters Decision In Favour Of Candidate by zenburster: 10:01am On Aug 05

Lithiumite:
Its like its only obidients that are dieing of hunger in this country like it's only in Nigeria there is inflation......since I was born I have always seen hungry people around even abroad but to obidients, tinubu brought hunger.

When atiku was vp,his govt failed to pay salariesand pensions as at when due and owed several years in arrears to civil servants, military pensioners overran abuja streets looking to collect their pensions with many dieing in the process,all that isnt happening under this govt

Whoever did you like this is STRONG!!!

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Politics › Re: Can The Widespread Hunger Truly Influence Voters Decision In Favour Of Candidate by zenburster: 9:59am On Aug 05

I highly doubt it.

You think the average voter in Beere/Elekuro in Ibadan, will vote for a more capable candidate over their tribe brother Tinubu?

Or the average Muslim Norther in Kano, will vote a Christian PitObi over their Muslim Tulumbu?

Hunger be damned.

Tribalism + Religion >>> competence.

Nigerians are quite "d*ft"

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Crime › Re: We Paid ₦50M To Secure Faruk Hassan Bunza's Release — Family Of Kebbi Judge by zenburster: 9:34am On Aug 05

If as described in the post, the money was delivered in physical cash to the terrorists.

#50m in #1,000 denominations is 100 bundles.

Typical banknotes weigh 1g/piece,
So 100 bundles = 500 x 1g x 100 = 50,000g or 50kg i.e. the weight of a bag of rice.

You can't tell me that these bandits are lunging around in the deep forest with 50kg of money.

They will eventually take it into the banks and deposit it into their accounts.

This means that these bandits operate bank accounts.

Tell me how they opened the accounts, without NIN, BVN, telephone number and KYC done.

Typical KYC requires visit to location of the customer i.e. residential or business location.

It also requires the account office knowing the business the customer does.

Also, for every #5m deposit into any account, there is always an NFIU report that is generated and sent.

So tell me how these bandits do all these without being discovered, if not with the active participation of the banking system and her officers?

If we want to defeat kidnapping and terrorism, just follow the money.

Its that simple.

However, the people benefiting from kidnapping and banditry wont allow that happen.

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Nairaland General › Re: How To Apply For Birth, Death Certificates Online In Nigeria by zenburster: 10:02pm On Aug 04

Can president Tulumbu lead by example?

Politics › Re: They Wouldn't Have Insulted The Sultan, It's Because We Are Christians - Amaechi by zenburster: 10:00pm On Aug 04

Faith734:
We are one Nigerian, let's leave in peace

Live not leave

Politics › Re: 2027: I Don’t See Obi-Kwankwaso Going Anywhere – Primate Ayodele by zenburster: 1:07pm On Aug 04

This charlatan said Tinubu will lose, No way for Obi and Kwansogbu, tomorrow, he will say God told him Atiku will never be president.

So who will win?

This man is doing both to score, under 2.5, over 2.5.

All in a guise to ensure at least one "prophecy" comes to pass.

A scramer

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Education › Re: Abiola's Daughter, Rinsola Hosts Uniabuja SUG President by zenburster: 8:44pm On Aug 03

Why do I feel the OP is actually Nairaland's PR charlatan and image launderer for hire, Alex Reports in disguise?

Celebrities › Re: Drama As Portable Gets Disqualified And Charles Okocha Wins Boxing Match (Video) by zenburster: 8:59am On Aug 01

edogu:
On what ground was he disqualified? The news is incomplete.

Only if you read the text of the article, its clearly stated there.

The inability of parents providing their Nigerian kids adequate amount of protein during growth stage, has now led to a comprehension crisis
which the nation is now battling with.

Its like the average Nigerian now has an IQ of max 60.

They can't read, those that can read, can't understand.

Just ogi, agbado and eba fed to them instead of eggs and milk.

See now.

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Crime › Re: Abia Barber Caught With Pot Of Human Hair In Ritual Room by zenburster: 3:20pm On Jul 30

Barber1010:
This is very bad how on earth will someone do this just because of becoming rich ..
I'm a Barber in my area one haircut is 1k if you can barb 20 people in a day you know how much you will have then calculate it in one week...
I can't try this acts even if someone ask me to do it .
My customers hairs is very safe and I don't keep it outside..
I keep it inside my shop once it full the waste bin I burn it because I know what humans can do.

They cant do sh*t.

Doing juju to make wealth doesnt work.

If it did, all babalawos would be rich.

Crime › Re: Abia Barber Caught With Pot Of Human Hair In Ritual Room by zenburster: 3:19pm On Jul 30

Forget this nonsense. It doesn't work.

I mean if whatever he was doing was for nefarious reasons, does it look like it worked for him?

Look at where he lives.

Black man and retrogressive mindset

TV/Movies › Re: Meet Abi, Bbnaija Season 11 Show Yourself Housemate by zenburster: 1:11am On Jul 27

This aunty isn't 25 in any way, shape or form.

She is closer to 40 than 30.

With those nasal folds on that face?

Nah man!!!

Career › Re: NBA Elections: Badejo Oyinkansola Takes Early Lead by zenburster: 4:29pm On Jul 18

The estlishment candidate is winning as expected.

Emilokan of the NBA.

Crime › Re: Release her body, I don't want autopsy - Mary Habila's father petitions IGP (vid by zenburster: 10:09pm On Jul 17

lampard8877:
Has he condemned the act??

Don't ask me

Go ask ya papa 🖐️

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Crime › Re: Release her body, I don't want autopsy - Mary Habila's father petitions IGP (vid by zenburster: 9:09pm On Jul 17

lampard8877:
Odogwu Asaaba is Mr. Peter Obi's brother and Obi has refused to condemned the bad behavior by his brother.

Whoever did you like this is strong!!!

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Crime › Re: Release her body, I don't want autopsy - Mary Habila's father petitions IGP (vid by zenburster: 9:08pm On Jul 17

With a father like this, you dont even need Village People

Politics › Re: Jimoh Ibrahim: Tinubu Will Secure Permanent UN Security Council Seat For Nigeria by zenburster: 10:13am On Jul 17

How

Help me ask, how

Tinubu that can't step foot in the USA?

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Christianity Etc › Re: Couple Claim They Are Jesus, Spark Reactions (Photos/Video) by zenburster: 9:37am On Jul 17*

Adherence to any religion is a form of insanity.

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Travel › Re: Peacepro Seeks Borno Partnership To Transform Sambisa Forest Into Peace City by zenburster: 10:41pm On Jul 12

To know that these scallywags are fraudulent and have no idea about what they are talking about, and their goal is most likely nefarious.

Sambisa forest is a game reserve, housing lots of endangered animals.

It's also extremely large (518km^2) I.e. 1.6 times the size of Malta (a country).

This is what these clowns want to turn into a city? What smelly city?

I won't be surprised if some government officials are behind this.

And how did this hit the frontpage of Nairaland with barely any comments?

I won't put if far from Alex Nwakwo, Nairaland's resident anywhere-belle-face PR charlatan and image-launderer-for-hire

Whilst the owner of this site has fallen asleep at the wheel, the "loonatics" have taken over the asylum.

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Politics › Re: Hon. Dozie Nwankwo Receives National Legislative Excellence Award by zenburster: 7:20pm On Jul 12

If you have never been elected into office before, who gave you or made you honorable?

Iku kprai Alex aka Kosiso

Politics › Re: Physiotherapist Mary Habila Found Dead In David Umahi's Residence by zenburster: 3:40pm On Jul 12

This is the person who wants to debate people.

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Christianity Etc › Re: Why Do Christians Give Thanksgiving In Church After Losing A Loved One? by zenburster: 1:18pm On Jul 12

They are stew-pid that's why

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