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Crime › Re: Missing Person: Please Help Find Antonia Ogebor (Photo) by zenburster: 10:04pm On Aug 12

A 30-year-old missing?

These are the most likely options of what happened to her:
1. She entered one of Abuja's notorious one-chance vehicles, was robbed, pushed out of the vehicle in motion. Most likely dead.
2. If she were male, I would have asked her kit and kin to visit all police stations, but she isnt male and would not likely be arrested by the police.
3. She is probably camped with one man friend,prophet or something sexual/tryst related. If she has a man friend, his neck should be pressed so he vomits her up.

However, if 2 and 3 are ruled out, she is most likely dead by some roadside or in a mortuary as a Jane Doe.

I am sorry but if I was a betting man, my money would be on (1)

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Celebrities › Re: 2face Says He's Staying Out Of Trouble, AY Says “you'll Join Singles Soon” – Vid by zenburster: 7:49pm On Aug 12

A 50-something year old scallywag.

Tueh!!!

Sports › Re: Chinedu Ozor: Katsina United Clarifies Reports Of Player Coming Back To Life by zenburster: 7:47pm On Aug 12

Olodumare should take Tulumbu and return this fellow and Mohbad instead.

Celebrities › Re: Davido Celebrates 1st White Wedding Anniversary, Wife Chioma Snubs Him by zenburster: 7:46pm On Aug 12

When did lions start to have spots?

Its like the OPs garri intake is becoming unbecoming.

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Business › Re: Please Help! Temu Is Refusing To Refund Me by zenburster: 7:44pm On Aug 12

And here I was thinking that Speedaf was a useless courier.

They are useless no doubt but much better than this TGG people who most likely stole your order.

I ordered an item from Temu, it arrived left China and got to Nigeria and went through customs clearing in less than 2 weeks.

Yet Speedaf used almost a week not to deliver the item but to tell me to come and pick it that they won't deliver it to me. A distance of less than 1km.

Nigerian companies will destroy Temus business.

Celebrities › Re: Davido Bets $1 Million That No Nigerian Artist Has More Hits Than Him - Video by zenburster: 10:31am On Aug 12*

With his kindergarten lyrics and croaky voice.

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Celebrities › Re: Billionaire Philanthropist Kenneth Ifekudu Covers Attention Magazine by zenburster: 9:05am On Aug 12*

A "man" who has a yellow face and black hands.

Alex Reports, Tueh!!!

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Celebrities › Re: What Happened To Maheeda, Nigeria’s Original ‘naija Bad Girl’? by zenburster: 5:12pm On Aug 11

Ushame:
One of the old alumni of Olodo/Olosho uprising don even open church sef for Abuja.

I hear say she be prophetess now sef

Mention her name if you have balls. I hear she is a Nairalander like Reno Omokori.

So she can sue you for everything you have grin

Culture › Re: Which Of These Games Did You Play While Growing Up? Part 2 by zenburster: 5:06pm On Aug 11

One thing that baffles me is how knowledge of these games is passed down generations.

I know I played some of them, but if I didn't see this thread, none of them have crossed my mind as a grown up.

Tinubu has fried my brain, all I think of is making money.

F*** childhood games

Celebrities › Re: Tonto Dikeh Officially Launches Her Church In Abuja (video) by zenburster: 7:47pm On Aug 10

Blunt99:
Some people predicted this day.

All her religious shenanigans was leading to somewhere.

And here we are.

Well, over to the sheeples.

I will never get bored of my house.

When she started visiting public schools in Abuja to exorcise demons from children of poor parents, I knew something was afoot.

Its only the poor who are possessed, easy to scam and manipulate.

She was using them to "make her hand strong" before opening her scam center.

Tonto Dike is a promiscuous woman, with no moral compass.

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Celebrities › Re: Tonto Dikeh Officially Launches Her Church In Abuja (video) by zenburster: 7:43pm On Aug 10

"The final form of a promiscuous woman is to become a religious woman"

Turn back the hands of time and she will repeat everything she did in her youth.

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Events › Re: Peter Dunia, Chimamanda Adichie Emerge LEEX 2026 Man, Woman Of The Year by zenburster: 10:19pm On Aug 09

ICYMI, the OP is Alex Reports

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Celebrities › Re: 2face Idibia Unfollows New Wife Natasha Osawaru On Instagram, Re-folllows Annie by zenburster: 3:28pm On Aug 09

A f88l at 50 is a f88l forever.

These women only know what they see in this fellow.

Politics › Re: What Is Delaying Reno Omokri's Ambassadorial Posting To Mexico? by zenburster: 1:56pm On Aug 09

bolaayenimo:
Reno Omokri said it was due to Mexico's preparations for the World Cup.

World Cup is over yet Reno Omokri is still kept in the dark.

Nairalanders please help a brother. Omokri is a good friend of this platform

Anywhere you see Ogugwa on Nairaland, it's that 🐀 Reno.

Tinubu nominating Reno for ambassador is a Greek gift, same with him nominating El Rufai as minister.

Reno will be disgraced. It's only Karma.

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Sports › Re: See The World-class Stadium Kenya Built FIFA Standard (photos) by zenburster: 4:22pm On Aug 07

Obakoolex:
This is very lovely. Kudos

If Tinubu tries it they will attack him as wasting funds but they will congratulate kenya.

Whoever did you like this is strong

Politics › Re: Onaiyekan Didn't Recognise Tinubu As President In 23:bishop Adegbite by zenburster: 1:02pm On Aug 07

Anyone who in 2026 still watches tv stations like TVC, Galaxy TV, NTA, needs to have their heads examined.

Politics › Re: OK Movement Sweeps Into Rivers, Defies Wike's Claim Of Tinubu's Dominance by zenburster: 11:53am On Aug 06

I will sincerely doubt the mental competence of anyone who in 2027 actually votes Tulumbu and his band of marauders, induced or not.

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Crime › Re: NSCDC Clears Mining Marshals Commander John Onoja Of Misconduct Allegations by zenburster: 10:06am On Aug 06

Lesson: "Dont let them kill you"

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Science/Technology › Re: What You Should Know About The Bird Called Crow. by zenburster: 9:31pm On Aug 05

Klington:
It's an evil witchcraft bird.

Innocent question, are you by any chance educated?

Even if it's primary or secondary education.

I need to know before crafting a response that you will understand.

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Politics › Re: Why We Froze Osun State's Government Account - EFCC by zenburster: 9:24pm On Aug 05

Even though I was born yesterday, I wasnt born last night.

You and I know the true reason why the EFCC placed a PND on those accounts.

This current APC regime has corrupted every arm of government, agency and parastatal.

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Politics › Re: Bianca Ojukwu Celebrates Her 58th Birthday Today (photos) by zenburster: 5:17pm On Aug 05

wiseone28:
Half caste

11 more character needed

Let me shock you.

If I told you that she is bleaching heavily and has been doing so for decades, would you believe?

Food › Re: Would You Buy Measured Seasoning Powder? (Photos) by zenburster: 5:11pm On Aug 05

This is most likely waste/discarded portions of the manufacturing process which were meant to be trashed but has found its way into the market.

The same with noodles which is now being sold in congos.

That nonsense is waste packed from the factory floor but Nigerians now buy and eat with relish.

Vote for the right people? Mba.

Religious affiliation and tribe matters more to them than competence.

Sell your vote for #5k and suffer for 4 years.

IMO, Nigeria is a country with sprinkling of brilliance here and there but collectively? A very mediocre people

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Politics › Re: Edo South Senate: Mrs Epelle-Asemota Bridgitte Osayuki Remains NDC’s Candidate by zenburster: 12:04pm On Aug 05

These ones who think they can ride on the Obi wave into the senate like in 2023?

Nigerians are wiser now.

No more top to bottom voting.

If you cant convince the electorate to vote for you, you will fail

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Politics › Re: Can The Widespread Hunger Truly Influence Voters Decision In Favour Of Candidate by zenburster: 10:01am On Aug 05

Lithiumite:
Its like its only obidients that are dieing of hunger in this country like it's only in Nigeria there is inflation......since I was born I have always seen hungry people around even abroad but to obidients, tinubu brought hunger.

When atiku was vp,his govt failed to pay salariesand pensions as at when due and owed several years in arrears to civil servants, military pensioners overran abuja streets looking to collect their pensions with many dieing in the process,all that isnt happening under this govt

Whoever did you like this is STRONG!!!

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Politics › Re: Can The Widespread Hunger Truly Influence Voters Decision In Favour Of Candidate by zenburster: 9:59am On Aug 05

I highly doubt it.

You think the average voter in Beere/Elekuro in Ibadan, will vote for a more capable candidate over their tribe brother Tinubu?

Or the average Muslim Norther in Kano, will vote a Christian PitObi over their Muslim Tulumbu?

Hunger be damned.

Tribalism + Religion >>> competence.

Nigerians are quite "d*ft"

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Crime › Re: We Paid ₦50M To Secure Faruk Hassan Bunza's Release — Family Of Kebbi Judge by zenburster: 9:34am On Aug 05

If as described in the post, the money was delivered in physical cash to the terrorists.

#50m in #1,000 denominations is 100 bundles.

Typical banknotes weigh 1g/piece,
So 100 bundles = 500 x 1g x 100 = 50,000g or 50kg i.e. the weight of a bag of rice.

You can't tell me that these bandits are lunging around in the deep forest with 50kg of money.

They will eventually take it into the banks and deposit it into their accounts.

This means that these bandits operate bank accounts.

Tell me how they opened the accounts, without NIN, BVN, telephone number and KYC done.

Typical KYC requires visit to location of the customer i.e. residential or business location.

It also requires the account office knowing the business the customer does.

Also, for every #5m deposit into any account, there is always an NFIU report that is generated and sent.

So tell me how these bandits do all these without being discovered, if not with the active participation of the banking system and her officers?

If we want to defeat kidnapping and terrorism, just follow the money.

Its that simple.

However, the people benefiting from kidnapping and banditry wont allow that happen.

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Nairaland General › Re: How To Apply For Birth, Death Certificates Online In Nigeria by zenburster: 10:02pm On Aug 04

Can president Tulumbu lead by example?

Politics › Re: They Wouldn't Have Insulted The Sultan, It's Because We Are Christians - Amaechi by zenburster: 10:00pm On Aug 04

Faith734:
We are one Nigerian, let's leave in peace

Live not leave

Politics › Re: 2027: I Don’t See Obi-Kwankwaso Going Anywhere – Primate Ayodele by zenburster: 1:07pm On Aug 04

This charlatan said Tinubu will lose, No way for Obi and Kwansogbu, tomorrow, he will say God told him Atiku will never be president.

So who will win?

This man is doing both to score, under 2.5, over 2.5.

All in a guise to ensure at least one "prophecy" comes to pass.

A scramer

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Education › Re: Abiola's Daughter, Rinsola Hosts Uniabuja SUG President by zenburster: 8:44pm On Aug 03

Why do I feel the OP is actually Nairaland's PR charlatan and image launderer for hire, Alex Reports in disguise?

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