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Crime › Re: We Paid ₦50M To Secure Faruk Hassan Bunza's Release — Family Of Kebbi Judge by zenburster: 9:34am On Aug 05
If as described in the post, the money was delivered in physical cash to the terrorists.

#50m in #1,000 denominations is 100 bundles.

Typical banknotes weigh 1g/piece,
So 100 bundles = 500 x 1g x 100 = 50,000g or 50kg i.e. the weight of a bag of rice.


You can't tell me that these bandits are lunging around in the deep forest with 50kg of money.

They will eventually take it into the banks and deposit it into their accounts.

This means that these bandits operate bank accounts.


Tell me how they opened the accounts, without NIN, BVN, telephone number and KYC done.

Typical KYC requires visit to location of the customer i.e. residential or business location.

It also requires the account office knowing the business the customer does.

Also, for every #5m deposit into any account, there is always an NFIU report that is generated and sent.

So tell me how these bandits do all these without being discovered, if not with the active participation of the banking system and her officers?

If we want to defeat kidnapping and terrorism, just follow the money.

Its that simple.

However, the people benefiting from kidnapping and banditry wont allow that happen.
Nairaland General › Re: How To Apply For Birth, Death Certificates Online In Nigeria by zenburster: 10:02pm On Aug 04
Can president Tulumbu lead by example?

Politics › Re: They Wouldn't Have Insulted The Sultan, It's Because We Are Christians - Amaechi by zenburster: 10:00pm On Aug 04
Faith734:
We are one Nigerian, let's leave in peace
Live not leave
Politics › Re: 2027: I Don’t See Obi-Kwankwaso Going Anywhere – Primate Ayodele by zenburster: 1:07pm On Aug 04
This charlatan said Tinubu will lose, No way for Obi and Kwansogbu, tomorrow, he will say God told him Atiku will never be president.

So who will win?

This man is doing both to score, under 2.5, over 2.5.

All in a guise to ensure at least one "prophecy" comes to pass.

A scramer
Education › Re: Abiola's Daughter, Rinsola Hosts Uniabuja SUG President by zenburster: 8:44pm On Aug 03
Why do I feel the OP is actually Nairaland's PR charlatan and image launderer for hire, Alex Reports in disguise?
Celebrities › Re: Drama As Portable Gets Disqualified And Charles Okocha Wins Boxing Match (Video) by zenburster: 8:59am On Aug 01
edogu:
On what ground was he disqualified? The news is incomplete.

Only if you read the text of the article, its clearly stated there.

The inability of parents providing their Nigerian kids adequate amount of protein during growth stage, has now led to a comprehension crisis
which the nation is now battling with.

Its like the average Nigerian now has an IQ of max 60.

They can't read, those that can read, can't understand.

Just ogi, agbado and eba fed to them instead of eggs and milk.

See now.
Crime › Re: Abia Barber Caught With Pot Of Human Hair In Ritual Room by zenburster: 3:20pm On Jul 30
Barber1010:
This is very bad how on earth will someone do this just because of becoming rich ..
I'm a Barber in my area one haircut is 1k if you can barb 20 people in a day you know how much you will have then calculate it in one week...
I can't try this acts even if someone ask me to do it .
My customers hairs is very safe and I don't keep it outside..
I keep it inside my shop once it full the waste bin I burn it because I know what humans can do.
They cant do sh*t.

Doing juju to make wealth doesnt work.

If it did, all babalawos would be rich.
Crime › Re: Abia Barber Caught With Pot Of Human Hair In Ritual Room by zenburster: 3:19pm On Jul 30
Forget this nonsense. It doesn't work.

I mean if whatever he was doing was for nefarious reasons, does it look like it worked for him?

Look at where he lives.

Black man and retrogressive mindset
TV/Movies › Re: Meet Abi, Bbnaija Season 11 Show Yourself Housemate by zenburster: 1:11am On Jul 27
This aunty isn't 25 in any way, shape or form.

She is closer to 40 than 30.

With those nasal folds on that face?

Nah man!!!
Career › Re: NBA Elections: Badejo Oyinkansola Takes Early Lead by zenburster: 4:29pm On Jul 18
The estlishment candidate is winning as expected.

Emilokan of the NBA.
Crime › Re: Release her body, I don't want autopsy - Mary Habila's father petitions IGP (vid by zenburster: 10:09pm On Jul 17
lampard8877:
Has he condemned the act??
Don't ask me

Go ask ya papa 🖐️
Crime › Re: Release her body, I don't want autopsy - Mary Habila's father petitions IGP (vid by zenburster: 9:09pm On Jul 17
lampard8877:
Odogwu Asaaba is Mr. Peter Obi's brother and Obi has refused to condemned the bad behavior by his brother.
Whoever did you like this is strong!!!
Crime › Re: Release her body, I don't want autopsy - Mary Habila's father petitions IGP (vid by zenburster: 9:08pm On Jul 17
With a father like this, you dont even need Village People
Politics › Re: Jimoh Ibrahim: Tinubu Will Secure Permanent UN Security Council Seat For Nigeria by zenburster: 10:13am On Jul 17
Howhuh

Help me ask, howhuh

Tinubu that can't step foot in the USA?
Christianity Etc › Re: Couple Claim They Are Jesus, Spark Reactions (Photos/Video) by zenburster:
Adherence to any religion is a form of insanity.
Travel › Re: Peacepro Seeks Borno Partnership To Transform Sambisa Forest Into Peace City by zenburster: 10:41pm On Jul 12
To know that these scallywags are fraudulent and have no idea about what they are talking about, and their goal is most likely nefarious.

Sambisa forest is a game reserve, housing lots of endangered animals.

It's also extremely large (518km^2) I.e. 1.6 times the size of Malta (a country).

This is what these clowns want to turn into a city? What smelly city?

I won't be surprised if some government officials are behind this.

And how did this hit the frontpage of Nairaland with barely any comments?

I won't put if far from Alex Nwakwo, Nairaland's resident anywhere-belle-face PR charlatan and image-launderer-for-hire


Whilst the owner of this site has fallen asleep at the wheel, the "loonatics" have taken over the asylum.
Politics › Re: Hon. Dozie Nwankwo Receives National Legislative Excellence Award by zenburster: 7:20pm On Jul 12
If you have never been elected into office before, who gave you or made you honorable?

Iku kprai Alex aka Kosiso
Politics › Re: Physiotherapist Mary Habila Found Dead In David Umahi's Residence by zenburster: 3:40pm On Jul 12
This is the person who wants to debate people.
Christianity Etc › Re: Why Do Christians Give Thanksgiving In Church After Losing A Loved One? by zenburster: 1:18pm On Jul 12
They are stew-pid that's why
Celebrities › Re: Everything Is Dawning On Me-Phyna Laments As She Nears 30 Without Getting Marrie by zenburster: 10:08pm On Jul 11
Now she wants to marry?

However, which decent man will want to marry her though?
Politics › Re: Oyo Rescue: Governor Makinde Thanks The Security Forces And President Tinubu by zenburster: 11:16pm On Jul 10
Is he still going to contest for president or has that idea been rested?
Crime › Re: Kidnapped Pupils & Teachers In Orire, Oyo Rescued (Photos, Video) by zenburster: 8:56pm On Jul 10
Guestmale:
Is this your bitter heart I should wish for then. The heart that's allergic to good news.
I have done my part.

Ire o ✌️
Politics › Re: Gov. Fubara Presents ₦1.85tn 2026 Budget To Rivers State House Of Assembly(pics) by zenburster: 7:40pm On Jul 10
An Ijaw man with no spine.
Crime › Re: Kidnapped Pupils & Teachers In Orire, Oyo Rescued (Photos, Video) by zenburster: 7:38pm On Jul 10
Guestmale:
I know some people like you are not happy with this development because of politics, maybe that one is no more among campaign points but well there's nothing you can do about it. The released abductees are very happy and grateful for the rescue operation and that is most important thing.

https://punchng.com/oyo-abduction-eight-kidnappers-arrested-others-killed-says-onanuga/
Don't use the same brain to cross the road.

Olewu o!!!
Crime › Re: Kidnapped Pupils & Teachers In Orire, Oyo Rescued (Photos, Video) by zenburster: 7:37pm On Jul 10
Eventually, the truth will come out how the government paid her prodigal sons to let these people go.

If they were truly "rescued", where are the kidnappers?

Or did they hear gunshots and all run away as usual?

Buhari acted out this stunt during his time, just to transfer money to those criminals

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