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The both of you have been dating for about 2 years now, you love her so very much, you have visited her family and they remind you of yours, sooner or later you both will be getting married, but there is a little problem:

your to be father- inlaw's house doesnt meet your standard for the traditional marriage and you intend to move them to your apartment for a period of 6-8 weeks,while the old building is demolished and rebuilt, mind you, you have where to stay for the period.

will you build even if you have what it takes?

did you say go on date? i can marry one if she meets my standard, all i will do is buy her very good glasses and i bet other guys would even come asking her hand in marriage.

she speaks well, she is pretty, decent, well behaved and respectful and knows whats up? then she is complete!!

looks more like a wheel chair from rear view, the pimping actually did more damage to this ride!!!! are those exhaust pipes or pipes for drilling boreholes in the south?

obinja:
God is watching! The buyer must have bought in good faith. abi?

yes! the buyer bought in good fate/faith! am confident the buyer wasn't blind as at the time of purchase, he definitely bought it 'AS IS'!!

congrats inspired!! you are the bomb, accept my 3 gboza. GBOZA! GBOZA!! GBOZA!!!

spiritual car? i just sold my boeing 768 plane this morning!!! NEXT time upload the pics man, thats looks more legit!!!

hi guys ,

i was actually doing some research online when i found out this:

check mate semen detection test kit


"Test A Man
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On Sunday morning he left the house and told you he was going to play golf. Then, when he came home and took a shower, you grabbed his underwear and did the test. If you detected semen, what is he going to say? "I was masturbating on the golf course."


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NB: All infos were gotten from this site:http://www.brickhousesecurity.com/kt100.html



could it realy be the real brick house security? I DOUBT, especialy for ladies, what if the guy uses a condom on a lady you are investigating, you will have no result.


hey guys, have your say!!!

kai!! this babe has been checkmated!!!

oga sylvestre,

i guess she is telling you they are worn out , she needs new sets.

if after getting a new set the same thing happens, well that one my hand no dey oh!!! yeye pikin.

why wont some girls ever learn, you are definitelt making yourself so so cheaP.

i once met a ver pretty girl who said she dated a man almost her father's age, that she couldnt even look at him in the face at any time, even during sex, i asked her why? she said she was in love with his money, that is the problem of some girls, sometimes they fall so cheaply.

am very sure the guy has slept with her ( poster) already, just enjoy his cash because that's the best you can get from him.

@ topic ,

you are definitely doing everything wrong, i know a lot of religious girls who do not wish to have sex but when they are with the right people they keep on asking why they cant resist these guys.

you definitely have not succeeded in making her surrender her sexual life to you, when you do the only option she has not to have sex is to stay away from seeing you, because am confident you dont plan from day break, that TODAY , you must have sex, but when in the mood and a condusive environment, HOW MAN GO DO NA?

i suspect you are rushing things a bit and that can kill the mood, on certain occasions there are girls you need to spend as much as 4hours with to put them in the right mood. men are more mechanical you know.

i wish you luck.

@ topic,

you seem to have an idea of what you have no idea about. HEHEHEHE!!!


please look out for other gals, i bet you wont get a hug from this chick, you screwed it up from the very beginning, can you make amends, yes, but not YOU.

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@ topic,

the remedy is to avoid flying and look for other suitable means of transportation.

opokonwa:
@poster

Can you get real?

Has it happened to you

Can you tell the story the way it happened and stop imagining scenarios.

Then and only then will you get honest responses.

true talk!!

the phone thing? depends on country, in naija it could be network problem, personally i dont get bothered even if her grand dad picks up the phone.

the bed thing? dont be hasty to conclude, rather tell them atleast you wont have to pay for a cinema tonight, let them go ahead while you watch ,when you are done, its GAME OVER!!!

im sure you wont want a situation whereby some other guy will start sending your babe romantic sms's when you ought to send

its a free world, everybody is free to send sms's to whoever they please, i really think you dont need to kill yourself, relationship is fun when there isnt burden on anyone, compelling you to send one every night can become a burden for me, considering the days stress,i might end up switching off my set,which i wouldnt want to do, na force to send sms if i dont feel like it, if another guy wants to and she appreciates it then let them go ahead.

you dont need to kill yourself, simply tell her you will send it, that she should go to bed, before long she will see the following morning, there is nothing like a text msg from the heart, its so luvly rather put up one scrappy stuff simply because you must.

send one whenever you feel like it, its more romantic.

why gift? i guess you dont need that yet.

you havent seen for over 4 years? i hope you will still appreciate him / her when you eventually do see cos you never know, you know, preserve you gift for a better time if ever and dont start on a wrong footing, you said you wanted to portray yourself as a 9-5 worker, right?

best advice is : just be yourself, your mindset will already end you in problems, you may end up biting more than you can chew.

jennykadry:
May u live long ,did i hear u say Amen

i wonder what viriginity has got to do wt decency

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west virginia ko north carolina ni.
does it really matter whether or not she is a virgin? come to think of it, how many guys are virgins themselves? yet most are in search of one, the ones they kept abi?

what matters is her personality, if you disvirgin your wife the night after your wedding and she goes around sleeping with other men what did you achieve? but that is not to say that people should lie about being virgins when actually they are not,we should be bold enough to say things as they are, but should that really be the issue?

personally i dont need virgins in my life.

i don't know who is wiser between the girl and you, she has a boyfriend she claims she loves, yet she has ears to listen to your tales, then go ahead, she probably doesnt love the guy, afterall she is still a teenager, so she has time in her favour, you can have your share of her national cake

you don't love her, you like her, if you really love her you wont be the one to ruin her relationship, let it end naturally if it will, is she the only girl on earth? na wa oh!!

snazzydawn:
zheroes please no laugh o but the thing hope he will have complete children o!

he can even have triplets or more, completely healthy,all he needs is a drop, and swampy grounds becomes like the amazon forests, the harvest can be great you know!!

snazzydawn:
he looks soooo cute. On a more naughty note, I wonder if his manhood is intact too

yes it is,but the wife will do the job ,
he intends getting married and to a very BEAUTIFUL lady.

jennykadry:
i think he's a preacher,yes he is,because i watched one of his videos

yep!!and a public speaker.

@ topic,

very simple, care less about the relationship, he will struggle to meet up, if he doesnt never get bothered should the relationship be terminated,infact if he doesnt, you should terminate it, that puts you in the driving seat. he knows you love him very much thats why he is using your head to scrub his floor.

one love!!!

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are you afraid she will be seeing hot guys, say the truth?

my ex did that job before ok, depends on the airline, besides she wont fly every day, she could possibly fly once a week, i hope its international flights not local? she will have a lot of time to herself and possibly do other things, personally there isnt anything wrong for me, i know of people who died in plane crash the first day they boarded a flight.
death can meet you in your bed room, i feel your fears go beyond the crash thingy.

Err sorry but all you get is boasting rights
There many fans that spend the equivalent of their mortgage money on season tickets
Now that's who they should be paying

boasting rights, fun and possibly kids.


being a fan for a winning team you have bragging rights as well, fun and possibly heart attack, and may be a deflated account, cant figure out using your mortgage equivalent for tickets, they neeed deliverance. i hope they are compensated?

i cant believe some people are saying this story cant be true,  the truth is this fan thing is getting out of proportion.