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Wishing evry nairalander a very merry xmas and a  glorious new year.
specially to : Iice, saucekid,simibrazil and 9star.

stay blessed.

saucekid:
the babe versatile well well

hovercraft na my personal motor

yes, she really is, and its great.

iice:
Hmmmm
Yeah i go to the auto section. . .for fellow bikers Granny is groovy
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please you wont kill me,GRANNY is really groovy. which is your favourite, KAWASAKI, HONDA , ETC

saucekid:
sink me ke
i'm sure you've heard of a hovercraft
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hover what? tell me more I BEG

Iice,

was really impressed with the way you hover round the different sections of nairaland, you do have a fairly balanced profile, shows how versatile you may be, do you visit the businesss and auto section?

iice:
Sorry?

i thought of sending you a gift for the season, but i need to be sure you need it,  you can do us a favour by sending a blank mail to my e-mail, its right there in my profile.

please do have a wonderful celebration and dont finish all the chicken in your villa, so that we can produce more chicks for next year's celebration.

have fun!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1

saucekid:
@ zheroes

i'm floating like a butterfly. . . . . [color=#990000]sting like a bee[/color]

you dont need to float, am coming with the bomb to be sure you get sunk

saucekid where are you, your calmness is suspicious

hi Iice,
am pretty impressed with ,

sorry.

"Quod Me Nutrit Me Destruit "

please can you help translate that to english

so whats up with you lady Iice? i wasnt expecting your reply to be this fast, nairaland is fun to be , so lets keep it rolling

[color=#006600] Yes, for someone my age. . .we need to catch out fun na N50? For? Chewing gum?
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no for YAM.

there are no ISP's in naija period. we should stop fooling ourselves. some come up when the weather is very sunny and go down when its rainy, others come up when its misty and go down when its sunny, only God will help us

hi Iice,

am only being overly inquisitive here, are you a shareholder in nairaland? am asking because you are almost beating the administrator in number of daily posts, am not too shocked though because you are aged 62. its high time we start receiving N50  paid directly into our accounts for every meaningful post contributed to nairaland


nothing personal ok.

9star,

"I like crazy dudes   bad boyz   humour and intelligence coupled with street smarts is a must! No wimps please".

that quote above is from poster (Iice on topic: what attract ladies to guys).

so check yourself.

every lady you meet will tell you they love nice guys. ladies dont like you being overly nice to them, they get bored.
truth: they are not attracted to these nice guys, they are attracted to JERKS. its a fact, attraction isnt a choice.

9star:
Yea iice finally commented.
I guess the love story begins from here.
iice i love u terribly.even i hvnt sin u,smtin in me tells me your that perfect smbody that will
fill my world wit so much joy and happiness.
Fellow nairalander please help make this love happen.
Once again i love u iice.
guess here me goes!!!

hey man,

you have missed it altogether, she will definitely not fall for you this way.

reasons:

1. you sound so desperate for someone you barely know
2. why beg landers to help make it work? its a sign of lack of confidence in your self.
3. with an attitude like this the lady dictates in a relationship, and ladies (REAL) are not attracted to such guys.

have fun

there is something i have discoverd in life, being around a lady 24/7 is no guarantee of fidelity cos they reason with their emotions, care less about her , have friends of the opposite sex, just be you, ofcourse you speak when there is need to , being overly protective sends wrong signals, and in most cases she is being screwed by a guy unknown to you.

do mastercard from nigerian banks work? i've had prob lems with two of them, intercontinental bank and GTbank, with the gtbank i paid and had access to the site next day i couldnt , had to contact the payment processor and was told my bank address and account cant be verified, besides they said its a permanent problem, i should try other means of payment

poster,

i hail your courage, the ladies are willing the only problem is they are shocked you are this open, this forum is more or less like CNN, SKYNEWS and the like, and trust our ladies they rather be dead than own up, but your numbers are there for a call, who knows they may criticize you with their lips but their hearts will accept you, ride on brother, if you dont tell them they will hardly ever say yhey want you. i love your guts man, am sure a lady will love you for that.

hey poster,

tell your guy to grow up and be a man. such guys will tell you they wouldnt want you to work when you both get married(if), its a free world, he is just showing his high degree of insecurity.
i have a girlfriend, and sometimes she tells me she wants to go clubbing with her friends, sometimes i choose to drop her off if am not in the mood to join her and go about my other businesses, she will be the one telling me all what happened, tell your guy to believe in himself, even if he loses you tell him he can get somebody better if thats what he wants. infact i begin to feel he doesnt trust you.

enjoy

hey poster,

Here's a PARTIAL list of what creates that
ATTRACTION in women:

- Unpredictable

- Uncontrollable

- Challenging

- Dominant

Of course, there are many more, but this will
get you in the right course from the start.

Dont you hearr ladies say" i feel something for him", they didnt choose to , it just happened and its about the emotions so they have no control over it, ATTRACTION ISNT A CHOICE.

tell your hopeless boss to stop insulting your husband to be.
he is sick. A symtom of a typical one man business or enterprise.

Blackcat:
Send in your resignation later first thing tomorrow morning.

you could still lose your job afterall.

thimbook2:
there're too many arguements and vierwpoints to the thing but the basis of it all is greed. foolish people trading wackiness shining like candles in the sun of time, they will all fade out like worn rags both the greedy girls and scallywag yahoozey boys, thieves and consorts of rogues, shameless poverty-mentality gold-diggers

guy why you dey vex like this? were you a victim of a scam?

landers,

actually no intentions to slight anyone though, i couldnt help but laugh my head out when i accidentally stumbled on the profile(picture/text) of a fellow naralander with ID: nakedwoman

what the hell were you thinking lady? i believe you!!!!!!!

landers,

actually no intentions to slight anyone though, i couldnt help but laugh my heads outs when i saw the profile (picture) of a fellow nairalander with ID: nakedwoman.

what the hell were you thinking lady? i dig your style!!!!!

2old4that:
@ poster
Yes, that's is the best option. To save you the stress of choosing what word to use and when.

wonders. UNA WAN CARRY AM ENTER "KPARAKPOR"( local language).
it will be too crazy to leave a guy or girl simply because of that.

solution: let him listen to BBC NEWS, CNN , SKY NEWS, very often,i mean atleast 5hrs a day, i bet you in the next one year, he will be better than you, his ascent will almost be changing, he will need to limit the language with which he speaks with friends and close associate for it to really have effect, this will work if he has a real desire to change though.

ifyalways:
hmmmn am learning.
@ topic i think in its quite important that both parties know a little bit about each others past.
don't dig for it.
don't judge your partner with his/her past.
BUT
on the other hand if your partner is the paranoid type,the extremely jealous,it might be wise to keep the past where it belongs.if he digs and asks,fine you explain as briefly as possible.

some things are better left unsaid.infact each man to his own.there is no laid down rule here.

WORD!!!

certain things are better left untold, what you do not know will not hurt you period.

hey man,

no pretense here, prior to getting your present job, what was the call rate? you know better. almost every woman wants security(LOADS OF CASH), as much as the guys do, if she sees someone wealthier than you she wouldnt mind, but if she feels secure even with your "SLIM LOAD OF CASH", she will stick to you.

agreed, she may have left for other reasons we do not know, but this case in question is nothing, absolutely nothing but your cash man, but you can still love her though, but all you have to do is learn to work harder to always meet up.

cheers.

bros eee,

are you selling the one on that pic or something else cos you took the pic almost in 2004