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NIGERIA is a beautiful name.we only need to change out attitude

A prophet is not recognized in his own land, 9ja make una give GEJ a chance ooo, he has good intentions ooo, afterall he is Godsent to heal the nation of the likes of, those that have tasted power n dont wanna let go, even Jesus was cruxcified after which the world came to know that He was the saviour.

All am saying is this, we need new blood, Atiku don chop belle full what ima want form us again, ?

GEJ is the man anyday, give him a chance, as for me i don vote for GEJ fininsh bc him alone i see.

i know where she is but am not telling bc am been paid heavily to mentain my cool, pay me n i will spill da beans

Guilty or not guilty?,

pay me 1/3rd of her loot and i will serve the 5 years for her, biko, who can seal the deal?, am game!

PLEASE ANY 1, WHEN IS LIONS PLAYING CROCODILES?,

SWAGGERLESS, KINGKONG WEY DEY SING SONG II

Repent y,al, the end is @ hand

Sack the hosue gurl and get an house boy, and madam should not talk to him either, then she will know how u felt all this while, mtchew!, am fed up with all this 9ja casino ladies finking they are always right, i mean it!

Abeg the babe no make sense, why william no come marry my sister, original african queen?, i dey vex, mtchew

osegsghl;sdhgsdlgodsgb nmndg'af'ndk;bldfjbhd;skgns dgn;nvsdfjsgfa;fhnnfosa ;fsnado, this is my language, who can preserve it?

Police is my friend, what about you, so its now a crime in (ja to snap with a friend?,

The older generation politicians don spoil nigeria, so we are left with "naija fi life", again so what??, if nkiru can be NK and chioma =chiommy why cant nigeria be naija en?

tell her u wished she was an albino, bc they prefer to do it with albino better!

Hause gurls too watch india movies,

Subject: Otondo President LMAO
Once upon a time, when Baba (Obasanjo) was in office as the president, he got an invitation from the Queen to come for a visit to England. After all the banquets and carriage rides and what not, Baba finally got the quiet moment he has craved all day in order to have a one on one chat with her majesty. After the usual small talk, Baba quickly popped the question (no silly, not that question). He asked her what the secret to her success was. You know Nigerians, we think everything is a secret…the President’s health status is a secret, his whereabouts is a secret, reports of the various panels of enquiry set up by govt to investigate the causes of different crises around the country are kept secret, we even have secret registries in every government agency in d country. Maybe we are a secretive people, we love secrets.`

Anyway, back to our story. So Baba asked for the SECRET to d Queens’s success and she told him that she relies on her people a lot and therefore she makes certain that only the intelligent get to positions of authority.
She decided to show him exactly what she meant and so she phoned Tony Blair. "Now listen carefully, Mr. Obasanjo, I'm going to ask Mr. Blair a question to determine his intelligence.”

Queen: "Hello Mr. Blair, I have a question for you: your mother has a child, and your father has a child. This child is not your brother and is not your sister. Who is he?"
Tony Blair replied instantly, "It's ME your majesty!"
Queen: "Correct! Thank you and goodbye"
"You see Mr. Obasanjo?" said the Queen
"Yes”, he replied “and thanks a lot, I'll definitely be using that!"


Once back in Nigeria he decided that he has doubts about Atiku’s level of intelligence and he decided to test him. He arranged a meeting with him and asked him:

"Atiku I have a question for you; your mother and father have a child. The child is not your brother and is not your sister, who is he?."


Atiku thinks, and thinks………and thinks, and finally says, "Em, Mr. President, you must give me more time to think about it."


And Mr. Obasanjo gave him 2 weeks to come up with an answer. That afternoon, Atiku called a meeting of all his aides, advisers and assistants to discuss the question, but NOBODY knew the answer.

He then decided to phone his very good friend President Kuffour of Ghana who had always sounded intelligent to Atiku and thus may have the answer to this really difficult question.
" Kuffour, your mother and father have a child. The child is not your brother and is not your sister, who is he?."

Kuffour answers immediately. "Hey, Atiku, It's me of course, you dumb Nigerian!"
Atiku could not believe his luck and so he rushed to Aso Rock villa, his motorcade of five cars moving at top speed with sirens blaring. Ordinary Nigerians going about their normal businesses scampered out of the way. When they finally arrived their destination, Atiku literarily ran all the way to the President's office.

"Mr. President, Mr. President”, he called out, breathing heavily. “I know who he is”
Obasanjo: “Good, so tell me”
Atiku: “ it’s Kuffour Sir!
Obasanjo: " Kuffour ko, Kuku ni. You are such a stupid VP. Olodo rakpata! I'll make sure you don’t return to office after this term. Stupid man, the correct answer is TONY BLAIR!"

So lets stop kissing ooo

wanna kiss hausa lady, u must wear condoms on ur lips

ladies wake up, its 2mins past 7, lol

Maybe she will only allow you to kiss her using a STRAW, lol

i just feel sad for that whale if it was alive, but if it is dead i feel sorry for the consumers especailly those that will eat it from restaurants paying hard for rotten fish, damn!

the topic does not coincide with the backup story, i did not see where he was preaching under the influence, so the right topic should read, fake pastor caught with dope, gbam!

And am sure ur landlord inherited the house from his folks!!!
Sha give him 3 months notice to quit too, gbam!

Geegee geee unit, , 50 for EFCC chairman

Fela for president and his mistress for government, vote wisely ur vote is our power, gbam!

this gurls gat BALLs!

change of status, he is now calabash mouth, gineger ginger!

u never?, money is funny in the richmans world, 50 for president 2011, gbam!

this na spitual conji , river naija don bel like kaiji dam ooo

Another comedy by a comedian, nice 1

Madam can u prove ur story beyond reasonanble doubt?
, are u still capable of doing it again?