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Christianity EtcRe: Pastor Matthew Ashimolowo Speaks On T.b Joshua by zmurda(m): 12:07pm On Jun 16, 2010
Is it the same Ashimolowo accusing some one of fraud,

http://www.elombah.com/index.php?option=com_content&view=article&catid=34:comments&id=620:nigerian-born-pastor-matthew-ashimolowo-has-been-accused-of-serious-misconduct-and-mismanagement&Itemid=57


I don't trust both of them. However, I would choose TB over Mathew anyday. Mathew's turenchi is too much. TB on the other hand predicts matches, which I am very much interested in  grin grin grin grin
TravelRe: Port Harcourt The Most Expensive City In Nigeria? by zmurda(m): 8:46am On Jun 09, 2010
I have bad memories of PH, coming from Ibadan where things were dirt cheap, living in Abuja before things got too expensive, Now I cannot tell the difference,
PH was definitely more expensive some 10-15 years back, I doubt if things have changed much,
Accomodation wise though, Abuja takes the cream, you definitely collect more rent in Abj than PH,
I would also rank PHC as one of the least liveable cities in Nigeria, high rate of crime, grime,
CareerRe: Why Do Nigerians Spend So Much Time In School? by zmurda(m): 8:18am On Jun 08, 2010
Just for fun:

No jobs if you don't have a job

http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2010/06/04/disturbing-job-ads-the-un_n_600665.html

And the requirements too stringent

Dating And Meet-up ZoneRe: I Need A Virgin Guy by zmurda(m): 2:23pm On Jun 03, 2010
Just wondering what honey247 would 'travel all the way to Abuja' to do

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my guy want me to travel all the way from abuja down to lagos all in the name of valentine
Dating And Meet-up ZoneRe: I Need A Virgin Guy by zmurda(m): 2:20pm On Jun 03, 2010
Epic fail, grin
BTW I am a virgin, my wife is a virgin, we have 3 sons. Will you be my second virgin wife. Ekpa like you. Why are you dulling people honet247?
PoliticsRe: Dele Momodu(ovation Publisher) Joins Presidential Race by zmurda(m): 12:40pm On May 02, 2010
Dele Momodu is high on some cheap s***

I am sure he's strategizing for something else, maybe a senatorial seat or ministerial position.

No wonder he has put himself in the eye of the storm in recent times. I'll personally deep 6 him, just kidding, but the guy is so full of s***, he doesn't know he stinks again. Jeeeez!!!

And seriously, in Nigeria he might even win
PoliticsRe: Breaking News: Dele Momodu Wants To Contest For The 2011 Presidential Election by zmurda(m): 12:39pm On May 02, 2010
Dele Momodu is high on some cheap s***

I am sure he's strategizing for something else, maybe a senatorial seat or ministerial position.

No wonder he has put himself in the eye of the storm in recent times. I'll personally deep 6 him, just kidding, but the guy is so full of s***, he doesn't know he stinks again. Jeeeez!!!
Christianity EtcRe: Its Like The Story About Christ Embassy Is Real Oh! Witnessed Personally by zmurda(m): 12:44pm On Mar 15, 2010
totorimi:
@poster

Go and try the same undercover at Synagogue and see if they won't chain you down for life.
I think TB and Chris are in league. The 'jass' from CE is from Synagogue

I think people are deluded by Christianity and indeed other religions. I do not brgrudge you your freedom to worship. Just don't expect me to believe all the crap spewed by GOs, Pastors and Deacons. Puhleeeze!! In Nigeria, its the orthodox churches that dare speak the truth maybe with the exception of the Tunde Bakares. The muslim cleric on the other hand are myopic. Allowing religion to veil their every day existence.

Fela (God bless him) was too right

Thieves all of them.
PoliticsRe: Chief Of Defence, Paul Dike's Position Irrelevant : What Are Your Thoughts ? by zmurda(m): 12:28pm On Mar 15, 2010
Oh, I forgot we actually had a CDS.
He's just a dummy after the budget of the army. Retard!
PoliticsRe: Festus Odimegwu’s Wife Kidnapped by zmurda(m): 12:20pm On Mar 15, 2010
supereagle:
They want to eat part of the money the husband made from NBplc. The man is a multi billionaire.
But Igbo land will be accursed if this evil do not stop.
The land can only be accursed if the government and private sector people who should know better, have a sense of responsibility to the society. They don't.
This kidnapping would continue. I just pity the family of the driver that was killed. Very unnecessary. I hope Yaradua, Turai, Dambasu, Maina, Odili, Duke, Ibori all get kidnapped soon. Then politicians would realize you cannot impoverish a whole society and expect to enjoy its wealth unmolested
PoliticsRe: Bomb Blast In Warri During Amnesty Talks! by zmurda(m): 12:08pm On Mar 15, 2010
why den no kill them?
please bomb dambasu and maina, thanks for your anticipated cooperation
Christianity EtcRe: What Do Our Christian Sisters In The House Have To Say About This? by zmurda(m): 8:47am On Mar 15, 2010
Bible says you should not eat porks
Bible say you should kill adulterous people
Bible says an eye for an eye
Bible say many things,
PoliticsRe: Sultan Condemns Calls For Sack Of Chief Of Army Staff by zmurda(m): 11:42pm On Mar 09, 2010
biina:
and attacking Islam and labeling all Muslims as terrorists is the right approach? undecided
tell on that one occasion that a christian has ever started a massacre in Nigeria. They are the terrorists in Nigeria. I have a feeling the Northern muslim politicians, emirs, soldiers, sultan are the ones providing firepower and logistics for those stupid fulani herdsmen

PS: I am not christian.
PoliticsRe: Sultan Condemns Calls For Sack Of Chief Of Army Staff by zmurda(m): 11:31pm On Mar 09, 2010
phuckin oaf. phucking fulani ass

my advise is the Plateau christians should arm themselves and retaliate. If they don't it would happen again and again. The government is not gonna give them justice.

That was what was done in Kaduna in 2000. Hit the fulani real hard, as much as we want to live in denial, this is war.
Christianity EtcRe: Natural Disaster Will Soon Hit Nigeria - Adeboye by zmurda(m): 8:50am On Mar 09, 2010
Adeboye and RCCG are big brain washing disasters,

PDP is a disaster

The Nigerian government since 1960 has been a series of ongoing disasters bar one or two

WTH?

Who doesn't know we are on a time bomb. Abeg make the guy go de lounge for im plane o jare. I de vex gan
PoliticsRe: Why I Speak Big Grammar - Hon. Patrick Obahiagbon by zmurda(m): 8:49am On Mar 09, 2010
UP Jakumo!
RomanceRe: Is It Proper For My Girlfriend To Sleep In A Guys House? by zmurda(m): 12:34am On Feb 07, 2010
galatico:
It is biblically and morally wrong .
where this one come from?

where in the bible is it wrong. where does it say 'thou shalt not sleep in another corper's house?'

abeg come off the herb you are smoking sir!
RomanceRe: Is It Proper For My Girlfriend To Sleep In A Guys House? by zmurda(m): 12:26am On Feb 07, 2010
sucker!

no game!!

You still need to come ask us for advise, ?

Do your mind and get it done boy!
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Chelsea Vs Arsenal [2 - 0] On Sunday, 7th Feb by zmurda(m): 12:25am On Feb 07, 2010
Please assnal win this game for me, I beg you, Let the Reds keep the top spot

Amen
RomanceRe: thanks for the opinions by zmurda(m): 12:43pm On Feb 05, 2010
Seriously I think your broda is very disturbed. I won't recommend he marries till after psychiatric evaluations. I have a feeling he might be murderous and could possibly fly into a jealous rage when married.
I think it's your duty to warn potential brides about him, and I'm not joking!
RomanceRe: Some Qualities Guys Need 2 Emulate Frm Aristos by zmurda(m): 10:14am On Jan 31, 2010
latty88 I am an aristo if you need one

gals run after aristos because they need money. aristos pay girls for services rendered not because they care.

get that into your head
CrimeRe: Rev Imasuen Kidnapped For N50m Ransom by zmurda(m): 2:39pm On Jan 26, 2010
if an ordinary Anglican rev can fetch 50 m. how much do you think Oyedepo and Adeboye would fetch, omo see mega dough de waka sha,
SportsRe: Nigeria Vs Zambia: Super Eagles Win On Penalties (Nations Cup) by zmurda(m): 10:28pm On Jan 25, 2010
i hear say amodu bribe im way thru coaching school,
PoliticsRe: Yar'adua's Mobile Ambulance Arrives by zmurda(m): 1:01pm On Jan 25, 2010
Act2 Scene 5,
siddon look,
Christianity EtcRe: Should Our First Fruit Go To The Pastor's Pocket? by zmurda(m): 1:07pm On Jan 19, 2010
I think you should give your pastor your 'forst' fruit. And also all your subsequent salaries,
PoliticsRe: At Last! Yaradua Talked To Nigerians! by zmurda(m): 8:47pm On Jan 06, 2010
no one should take nigeria and nigerians serious if we we cannot force the hand of Yaradua to resign, (I know he's too sick to do this).

what kinda leader doesn't talk to his people for 43 days and people are this complacent?

even our military have gone weak, there should be mutterings (none yet!) which would force the hands of the politicians. without the threat of insurrection, we would always be taken for fools.

i know it would come.
PoliticsRe: Dele Momodu Takes A Jibe At Nairaland. by zmurda(m): 12:35pm On Jan 03, 2010
ah ok.
thanks spikedcylinder.
nothing specific i see. so also do pips on fb, nig vill squ, etc etc.
Nairaland GeneralRe: Mama-gee To Stand Trial In 3 Weeks Time (story Inside) by zmurda(m): 12:32pm On Jan 03, 2010
shwoo
na china style execution be that o
RomanceRe: The Light Brains ?guys Or Girls? by zmurda(m): 12:32pm On Jan 03, 2010
everybody

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