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Crime / Re: Extra Judicial Killings: How Police Routinely Waste Lives by zmurda(m): 8:30am On Nov 12, 2012
These things don't end. Our police can be inept. Remember Ayinde Bakare? What has happened to that investigation? Dele Giwa?

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Politics / Re: Catalogue Of Air Crashes In Nigeria by zmurda(m): 10:31am On Jun 04, 2012
bakila:

Those were days when after a successful landing, passengers will give a single round of applause to the pilot and hurry off the aircraft.

People still do it. Was on a KLM flight to Lagos, people clapped on touch down
Politics / Re: Catalogue Of Air Crashes In Nigeria by zmurda(m): 10:30am On Jun 04, 2012
14th March, Deputy Inspector General of Police and 3 others killed in Chopper crash in Jos.
Family / Re: Cry From The Grave - Ogo's Story by zmurda(m): 12:49pm On Mar 26, 2012
Interesting.

The Kevin guy works for Mobil. I used to know him. I didn't know he was a wife abuser... we used to hang out those days in Eket when I came from Houston to work. Damn mehn. Hope his employers see this. Then this is Naija
Politics / Re: Nlc To Shut Down Airports, Banks, Etc - Advises Masses To Stockpile. Who Loses? by zmurda(m): 10:42pm On Jan 04, 2012
Reno aka Beaf this is how you were bullying Kathleen on twitter. Abeg waka far jor, goodluck asswipe like you
Politics / Re: Shocking Police Brutality On An Occupy Lagos Protester by zmurda(m): 10:36pm On Jan 04, 2012
Reno Reno Reno, How many times have I called you?

You have lost touch with reality. Tell your oga that he is the lazy phuka. He is always inebriated with monkey tail from AM to PM while the country burns.

Danduriwa
Crime / Re: Blogger Offers N200k For Information About Absu Gang Of Animals by zmurda(m): 3:53pm On Sep 19, 2011
pinkrex:

I keep hearing 'We' in your construct. Would you have done this


Please this is a solution thread and not an 'already known facts of assumption' expository one. She just showed how it can be done, without waiting for the Govt. so go and proffer solutions about our numerous problems instead of reminding us what we already knwo. And if you don't have anything to say lipsrsealed lipsrsealed lipsrsealed undecided undecided undecided

[size=16pt]pinkrex, or whatever gay name you give yourself.

This is a free zone. If you don't like my comments, take a shaft and stick it down your bum.

Proper people out there are looking for the solution. There really is nothing you can do here.
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Islam for Muslims / Re: Muslims Banned From Praying Outdoors In France by zmurda(m): 3:28pm On Sep 19, 2011
[size=18pt]People should keep their frigging religion private.

Praying on the street is a fire and security hazard grin grin grin

It insults one's senses.

I get really mad seeing people take over public places for praying or partying. People who do these are inconsiderate human beings!!!
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Politics / Re: Murtala Muhammad's Face And Name Should Be Removed From Naira And Airport by zmurda(m): 3:25pm On Sep 19, 2011
[size=18pt]Then remove Abraham Lincoln from the annals of American history.

Muritala is the best Head of State we have had. He stood against all what was wrong in this country.

Including secession.

He hated corruption.

He wanted democracy

He stood against the hegemony of the west. He supported Angola in the fight for freedom and also South Africa. Little wonder he was killed by the CIA

Discipline was paramount.

He had his faults, like the sacking of top civil servants, many of who were corrupt anyway.

Don't let's deface and degrade his legacy with stupid sectionist comments by the OP
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Crime / Re: Blogger Offers N200k For Information About Absu Gang Of Animals by zmurda(m): 3:19pm On Sep 19, 2011
[size=18pt]The Nigerian citizen doing the work of the Nigerian government.

We already provide our own light, our own water, our security and roads. . . now we have to hunt down criminals by ourselves. Its the deepest shame imaginable.

Our shallow minister who represents the youths was spewing mindless garbage in the media, reminiscent of his boss Gridlock Jonathan[/size]
Politics / Re: kkk by zmurda(m): 3:16pm On Sep 19, 2011
[size=16pt]When you tell the SSS or Police where he is, they'll either rob you of the money or rob you of the money and pass your info to Boko Haram. . . [/size]
Politics / Re: XXXXX by zmurda(m): 12:35pm On Sep 16, 2011
[size=14[color=#000099][/color]pt]ALL ABIA PEOPLE IN LAGOS, ABUJA, KOGI, UK, USA AND KAURA NAMODA SHOULD BE SENT BACK TO ABIA STATE.

We have so many nonsense people in government. Anyway, Lagos too was 'deporting' people.

Stupid government, idiot people

HIssssssssssssss
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NYSC / Re: NYSC Will Stop Posting Youth Corpers To Private Companies? by zmurda(m): 12:32pm On Sep 16, 2011
[size=14pt]NA WHO GET BIG NYASH and CONNECTION GO GET JUICY NNPC JOB

I wonder if NNPC, DPR, NPDC, NCC would be taken out of the list.

There would be a killer demand for this juicy places. Guess who would get them? Not you on Nairaland. Some ministers gurl friend or cousin.

Some stupid policy statement made by a retrogressive minister.

From time immemorial there has been discrimination in work places based on talent and skills, connections, sometimes sheer luck and bravado. . .

It is no secret that a lot of the NYSC guys/girls in ministries are jobless. Hardly contributing anything for the whole of one year.

I think it's about time the whole thing is scrapped. Clueless ministers.
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Business / Re: Ghanaian Rogue Trader Cost UBS $2Billion Dollars? Ghana Outdoes Nigeria by zmurda(m): 10:21pm On Sep 15, 2011
Africason:

That guy is a legend! I bet when he was turning profits for them it was kool. Probably, he was encouraged by the bonuses and pecks he was gona receive hence 'gambling' away such money? undecided


Same thing I was thinking. Failure is a bastard
Business / Re: Ghanaian Rogue Trader Cost UBS $2Billion Dollars? Ghana Outdoes Nigeria by zmurda(m): 9:02pm On Sep 15, 2011
Do you work for UBS? How is it more complicated? tongue

I need inside gist o! Or should I report you to the Financial Service Authority and Serious Fraud Office
Education / Re: Public School Boy Scores 310 In UTME & 75% In Post UTME by zmurda(m): 6:36pm On Sep 15, 2011
Speaking with Pastor Jegede Johnson in this regard, he asserted: "I do not expect anything less from John because right from nursery school, he has been a quick learner. Whatever he learns, he never forget. We sleep in the same bed which gave me opportunity to wake him up early to read after which, he became used to it."

Where does this man's wife sleep? On the floor?

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Business / Ghanaian Rogue Trader Cost UBS $2Billion Dollars? Ghana Outdoes Nigeria by zmurda(m): 6:30pm On Sep 15, 2011
[size=16pt]From the BBC: A rogue trader was arrested today in one of the biggest losses from rogue traders.

It would be interesting to know how he was able to get away with a loss as big as this. Is this a lack of proper internal control? Controls and oversights have been tightened since the Jerome Kerviel debacle of 2008.

In a way, Kweku's rogue dealing is a culmination of the Ghanaian dominance in all fields of endeavour we as Nigerians hold dear. Their football teams are better than ours, their economy is better run, they have power, politics cleaner and more accountable (at least till the oil money starts rolling in) and of course our exclusive preserve: FRAUD. This latter I find very disgraceful.

In all our years of fraud, the total amount does not even come close to 2 bn dollars grin grin Maybe Anajemba?[/size]
Politics / Re: FG To Develop 20 Dams For Hydropower by zmurda(m): 10:22pm On Sep 14, 2011
which rivers are we going to dam Reno/beaf?

Why we too like deceive ourselves like this?
Dating And Meet-up Zone / Re: I Need A Virgin Guy by zmurda(m): 12:19pm On Sep 02, 2011
I have 3 kids but I am still a virgin. . . cool
Politics / Re: Osun Pdp Wants Aregbesola Sacked by zmurda(m): 10:42am On Aug 24, 2011
Aregbesola is one of the worst governors in this dispensation. He doesnt give a crap about the people. What the heck is he doing in Saudi Arabia when there are problems in his home state?
In western countries, their leaders would be hurrying back to their home base to quench the fire. Instead we get some stupid ass comments via facebook pronouncing death and pestilence against those who don't wish him well.
Celebrities / Re: Mercy Johnson Is Getting Married This Saturday by zmurda(m): 10:37am On Aug 24, 2011
Mercy no wan waste im the marriage dress weu she buy. We understand.
Crime / Re: Cop Commits Suicide In Lagos by zmurda(m): 10:32am On Aug 24, 2011
who de believe police?

dude was killed over money plain and simps. The Police Station should be investigated. I know there are no proper forensics in Naija, but let us see the picture of the dead man. where did the bullet enter and exit through? trajectory? fingerprints?

If we had proper journalists, they will follow up on this. . .
Nairaland / General / Re: I ‘ve Video Evidence On Murder Of Abacha, Abiola – Al-mustapha by zmurda(m): 2:41pm On Aug 02, 2011
Gbege wants to set.

I am particularly interested in the 'Yoruba Leaders' that were given the money.
Celebrities / Re: The Mo'nique Show On BET Canceled by zmurda(m): 4:31am On Jul 31, 2011
bringing in too many Naija artistes abi ? tongue
Business / Re: How Much Did You Exchange The Dollar For Today? by zmurda(m): 10:21am On Jul 28, 2011
Got British Pounds for 263 to the naira. . . Was I being reaped off; I was in a hurry and the malam just threw the banana at me and I grasped it.

Is this how bad the naira has become. Been a while I traded pounds
Religion / Re: Witches And Wizards Let's Meet Here by zmurda(m): 12:22pm On Jul 07, 2011
the problem here is i reject all of the religions:

Satanism, African Trad Religion, Witchery/Wizadry. Islam, Christianity, Buddhism, Stupidity, Crase.

Simple reason is because they are all a tool for control.

The truth is we are all humans, we die we die. There is no greater force controlling anyone. We make everything up.

Imagine someone from 18th Century Ibadan coming to life today, he'll think aeroplanes are magic, cars are magic, modern photography is witch craft.

Possessing advanced knowledge should not be the basis of religion
Programming / Re: 3 Futa Students Bag Award On Software Creation by zmurda(m): 12:15pm On Jul 07, 2011
Our journalists are a very lazy bunch.

They did not even go into details of what the research is about.

Someone probably got the news from a beer parlour across from where the event happened.

Pity the future of journalism
Politics / Re: Maiduguri Shuts Down As Army Launches Search by zmurda(m): 12:13pm On Jul 07, 2011
[size=15pt]All these Operation Goat, Operation Go Slow, Operation Mumu will not work.

See what happened after Odi when OBJ sent out soldiers, see what has happened to Boko Haram after their leaders were killed.

In fact, I forsee a situation where similar trends would soon start being seen in the South of Nigeria. Frustrated jobless young people are all over the country.

As long as the government does not solve the fundamental problem of social injustice, illiteracy, weaning people of religion and reducing corruption, these problems would multiply. Sooner or later, the government officials in Abuja would soon start getting killed. Their houses in their home towns would be unsafe for them.
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Education / Re: Futo Students In Mini Riot? by zmurda(m): 12:07pm On Jul 07, 2011
Being a cynical old douche grin, I would assume the reason for rioting is:

No light
Exams are close at hand
Some cultists disturbing them
Garri don finish for hostel
Increase in fees
Crime / Re: Nigerian Man (47) Caught With 101 Packages Of Cocaine In His Tummy. by zmurda(m): 12:00pm On Jul 07, 2011
Read:

[size=28pt]GERMAN NATIONAL!!![/size]


The man is not a Nigerian. Since Goodluck got into presidency we no longer do bad things

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Politics / Re: Just Been Posted To Borno (boko Haram) State &my Parents Insist I Boycott Service. by zmurda(m): 2:11pm On Jun 30, 2011
Run and don't look back!!
Career / Re: Subsea, Mud, Reservoir, Pipeline, Petroleum, Drilling Engineers & Supervisors Zone by zmurda(m): 1:35pm On Jun 19, 2011
Okeyz,

I think any one can be a roustabout. It doesn't require any skills. In the UK and Americas, its for the people who don't have any skills. It is not for the faint hearted. Personally, I would not advise anyone to stay too long as a roustabout. I would advise people to get a degree or training to move up.

Ike, I am happy for you. At least you are willing to do hard work. Please don't make it your destination. Try to aspire to higher things. Make money as a roustabout, invest in trainings and education and move on. . . I have seen too many roustabouts stay on forever as roughnecks. This is good if that is what you want of course. . .

This is from a former driller who has moved on.

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