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Literature › Re: It's Like Yesterday by zmurda(m): 7:07am On Jun 16, 2011
Makes me remember Japan all over again
Had such a fabulous time in Tokyo. Roppongi. Where all we the geijin go. Then Osaka. Then the very respectable town of Kyoto.
Literature › Re: Many Nigerian Writers Are Good, But We Don't Read by zmurda(m): 7:00am On Jun 16, 2011
Compared to our population, how many good writers do we have?
It would shock you that we are statistically in the lower rungs.

Also, to have 'goo'd readers, there must be an educational system which produces them. Unfortunately our educational system is dead. We have English teachers who barely speak English. Then we have a huge percentage of the country that is illiterate. How would an illiterate read a book?

Then, there is the little problem of the number of people who live below the poverty line. 70%. How many of these people would even bother to buy text books, not to talk of leisurely books for reading.

Premium is not placed on literature and humanities in Nigeria. All we want to after secondary is get into the university, get a job and make money.
Even our writers sometimes don't help matters, some write just to make money and make a living because there is nothing else to do.
Literature › Re: Anybody Old Enough To Remember The "pacesetters" Series by zmurda(m): 6:48am On Jun 16, 2011
My bestest ones were
The smugglers
The Betrayers
The Black Temple
Mark of the Cobra
and the Worshippers

Damn, those were fine old days. . .
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Jobs/Vacancies › Re: Can I survive on 90K per month? by zmurda(m): 10:56am On Jun 15, 2011
I won't tell you how much I earn suffice to say it more than a million naira a month. It never used to be enough till I married. Then I saw the folly in my way and started planning.

As long as you don't plan, even if you earn 10 million in a month, you'll never have enough. You have family, friends and hos who want to rip you off. You cannot solve the problem of the world.

My piece of advise is have a plan from day zero. How long do you want to work for ? Prospects? Long term plans?
There is nothing as addictive as monthly salaries. You have to look beyond that.

And as a lot of people have said, be happy you have a job. If you are not happy, you'll never enjoy life no matter how much you make
Gaming › Re: Battlefield 3: Best Game To Be Released? by zmurda(m): 3:28pm On May 31, 2011
This cannot compete with Call of Duty - Black Ops. That to me is the best ever:-)
Politics › Re: Kano State Owes N110 Billion by zmurda(m): 3:11pm On May 31, 2011
He did sharia to the money. What a crook.
Business › Re: What Is The Biggest Amount Of Cash You've Lost? by zmurda(m): 3:05pm On May 31, 2011
D##n. Lost about 200 pounds
Travel › Re: The Life Of An Ordinary Nigerian Student In The United Kingdom by zmurda(m): 2:58pm On May 31, 2011
1soul:
Hi all, I'm a fresh graduate of Urban and Regional Planning from Federal University of Technology Yola in Nigeria, I'm presently making arrangements to travel to Scotland for an Msc in Project Management, Robert Gordon Uniiversity to be precise. I intend to pay the complete tuition fees on enrollment. Will u advice me to go ahead when all i'll be having left on arrival will be a little less than 2000 pounds to carter for my cost of living? Will I be able to foot/maintain my cost of living by doing any casual job while schooling as regards the 20hrs/week stipulated for "Tier 4" Universities?
      Please I need advice, though I don't plan to stay back there after graduation, I just need my Msc in that course and a foreign one at that,  I will be rounding up my NYSC by June Next year and hope to leave by September same year,  A friend in Scotland  told me its possible but i still need your candid advice on the issue,  Expecting your response!
I have been living in Scotland on and off for the past few months on business. Needless to tell you this, it is one of the more expensive places in the UK.
My piece of advise for you is this, if you don't have the money to cater for yourself, don't dabble into it.
You'll probably be working on minimum wage at 20 hours a week, about 6 pounds/hour which translates to around 400 pounds a month after tax. No deal. Of course you could break the law and work more than the required hours. Your academics would suffer I can assure you.

I am currently paying a girlfriend's accommodation - she lives in a student apartment, the cheaper one on Farmers Hall Lane, she says its about a hundred pounds a week, so that's 400 a month, if you are not living close to the school, you'll have to get a bus pass about 40 pounds a month on student discount. You could pair with another student outside the accommodation to reduce costs, most Landlords don't allow this. . . Then you have to

Then you have to eat, you can live on burger and KFCs, its not cheap don't get it twisted. Or you can cook and probably get your feeding down to 100 bucks a month. Please don't tell me you drink, alcohol is frigging expensive in the UK. In all you probably looking at spending about 600 bucks a month to be comfortable.

I think you should not rely on working to pay your living expenses. But then you might be able to scrape through. I'll tell you this, the hustle is hard. Very hard.
Can you apply for PTDF scholarship? I think they are about scrapping it. . .
Politics › Re: Breaking News! Rapture Just Took Place Here In Nigeria by zmurda(m): 3:20pm On May 23, 2011
I swear to Allah I raptured.

Then I came back. Heaven no sweet jare. All na scam.

No women, no alcohol - 72 virgins ko 72 virgo ni. All I saw were men. They looked gay.

Angel Mikel na im save me o. As a proper naija boy, I arrange am 2 halos and promise am woman for Obalende when next e come Lagos,
Politics › Re: Editorial: The Coming Storm From The North! (a Must Read!) by zmurda(m): 5:15pm On May 22, 2011
I didn't write the Federal Common Entrance during my primary school days. Simple reason was I couldn't afford it.
The Federal Exams are much more expensive than State exams. Even if I had passed, which I would have, my parents were never going to pay for expensive FGC, they were pragmatic,
Celebrities › Re: Ify Aniebo Bags Young Researcher Of The Year by zmurda(m): 2:29pm On Apr 15, 2011
she's mine
Family › Re: Who Is Fatter? Yoruba Women Or Igbo Women? by zmurda(op): 9:50pm On Jan 15, 2011
2good:
@ Plappville,
I'm neither a Yoruba nor an Igbo man. Just an educated Nigerian and it baffles me when people think so silly
[quote author=Busy_body link=topic=582513.msg7526642#msg7526642 date=1294953109]How about the Mods yanking off such threads before they see the light of day, and these in a supposedly matured section of Nairaland too, hmmm undecided[/quote]You guys don't get it do you. This is an academic research tongue

Why are you being sensitive. . . Suppose I ask who is more prone to sickle cell, black or white would you have labelled me racist?

Common guys give your self some brains
Family › Re: Who Is Fatter? Yoruba Women Or Igbo Women? by zmurda(op): 9:07pm On Jan 10, 2011
Calldon, forgive my English. After 3 shots of okpanyi and akpeteshi I always revert to native English.
My Nairaland audience seem to understand me though.
Family › Re: Who Is Fatter? Yoruba Women Or Igbo Women? by zmurda(op): 4:32pm On Jan 10, 2011
Looks like it's the Yoruba women, seriously argued against it,
Family › Who Is Fatter? Yoruba Women Or Igbo Women? by zmurda(op): 10:31pm On Jan 09, 2011
Please who is fatter?
Just honest opinions, I for one think they are the same sizes. Maybe I don't have a good representative sample for my observation
Family › Re: Is My Son Left Handed And How Do I Make Him Right Handed by zmurda(m): 12:41pm On Sep 17, 2010
I'm left handed.

My mum, due to her own beliefs made me write with my right hand. Now I'm ambi dexterous.

But basically in all things, I use my left hand. Being left handed doesn't affect anything.

It's in the muslim world left handedness is regarded as a big issue. However, the Christian bible is heavily biased towards being right handed

http://www.anythingleft-handed.co.uk/lefty_myths.html#4
Celebrities › Re: New Worlds Shortest Man Declared by zmurda(m): 1:58pm On Sep 12, 2010
Mr. Cock's cock is the same height as this guy, no offence grin
Politics › Re: Eid-el-fitri: Fg Declares Thurs, Fri Public Holidays ! by zmurda(m): 12:59pm On Sep 03, 2010
I have just sighted the moon. Allahu akb'r. Where is the ram?
Health › Re: Nigerian Experts Handle First Kidney Transplant Successfully by zmurda(m): 12:58pm On Sep 03, 2010
great stuff,
Politics › Re: Yobe To Build 31 Public Toilets Worth N200 M by zmurda(m): 11:54am On Sep 01, 2010
It's sharia toilet.

Special one, that's why its expensive. Deal with that
Family › Re: A Born Again Guy Beats Up His Fiancee by zmurda(m): 11:46am On Aug 25, 2010
beats you before marriage, will beat you during marriage and probably after marriage.
Christianity Etc › Re: Jesus Seen Live In St Paul Catholic Church In Benin by zmurda(m): 9:19am On Aug 06, 2010
I laugh at people's stupidity and the ability to be always gullible.
Politics › Re: Third Mainland Bridge About To Collapse - False Alert! by zmurda(m): 1:10pm On Aug 04, 2010
I've heard this before,
Politics › Re: General Kills Kidnapper by zmurda(m): 11:25am On Aug 04, 2010
he thought I was civilian,

The general has forgotten he is now a civvie, this singular statement shows how much respect the soldiers have for us civilians.

There is a need for the equivalent of the second amendment in the Nigerian constitution. The right to bear arms. Nigeria is not the UK where we have an efficient police. This bloody Nigeria, a jungle.
Sports › Re: Nigeria 2 Guinea 0 @ AYC qualifiers Libya 2011 by zmurda(m): 1:29pm On Jul 26, 2010
All these over age boys, abeg abeg,
Romance › Re: My Boyfriend Got A Job And Became A Monster! by zmurda(m): 7:54am On Jul 07, 2010
babe, get out before it's too late. no good would come out of it. if he likes you enough he'll change. if not you are holding the wrong end of the stick.
Fashion › Re: Nigerian Emerges World’s Best Child Model by zmurda(m): 12:49pm On Jul 06, 2010
We don start to de rig ordinary age grade modelling. Later in life, she won't be able to compete with her real mates!
Travel › Re: Lagos - London - Denver - London - Dubai - London - Lagos by zmurda(m): 7:32am On Jun 30, 2010
Dude, this is a big security risk. Tell me your house make I go burgle am!!!


Don't people ever learn not to post everything on the public domain?
Politics › Re: Jonathan Should Emulate Abdulsalami —jibril Aminu by zmurda(m): 10:14am On Jun 28, 2010
Jibril Aminu meant Goodluck should steal as much as he wants to before 2011, interesting!!
Sports › Re: Nigeria Vs Greece: [1 - 2] On June 17, 2010 @ World Cup by zmurda(m): 3:59pm On Jun 17, 2010
that stupid kaita think say na cow im de beat!

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