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are there still well trained teachers left in Naija after all these ASUU strikes?

we didn't even have enough teachers back in them days not to talk of now

stupid fools,

permit me to use these swear words please,
The Oyo State governor and his cabinet are pieces of retarded fcking sh**ts,

If by luck (i hate luck - i don't believe in it!) can Amodu be sacked? We don't need some one as mentally retarded as he is as a national coach, even for U11

If we hadn't won would we still have heard this prophecies?
What of all the other prophecies that didn't come to passs?

na our priority be space?
people neva chop, na to waste money for wetin we no go gain nothing, i tire o
na people wey belleful de go space!

The Sly:
Black men did NOT kiss. . .  .Why?
because their teethz were so black and greasy,
One would think they were fed with Charcoal .
Ever wondered why you would see some light skinned girls with a very black ''charcoal like'' lips?

ode, amugbo ni were yi sha

Means in Greek you've been bonging too much lately, ease off it or you'll be committed,

mykali all you gotz a mind so dumb and balls all numb
been killed in the verses n blown with atomic bomb

Abuzola:
Shut your trap agbaya oshi

finally, the mushin in Abuzola coming out,

Make the guy go siddon,

Thank God for MRI, at least we go fit get real U17, (hopefully?)

Abuzola:
Let me start with the Quran, 4:89
'they wish that you reject faith as they have rejected faith, and thus that you all become equal like one another. So take not auliya (friend or protector) from them, till they emigrate in the way of Allah (i.e to accept Islam), but if they turn back (i.e become apostate), take hold of them and kill them wherever you find them, and take neither auliya nor helpers amongst them'

are you satisfy or you need another verse

Thanks Mullah Abuzola for informing us. El hadj Olabs has been persistently overloading Atheists and Christians alike with his diatribe. Its scary though, but I think I like it that I know from a true believer than a westernised Muslim

As much as I do not support kidnapping and other such criminal acts. I wont have minded that bloated stomached Egwu to have been kidnapped. The stupid fool was on a spending fiesta whilst poor students were at home, chilling and doing nothing.
I am sure more people will be emboldened by this act, next time armed robbers would get him. Then they will start to realise its not just the masses these things affect!

was she lying?

olabowale:
And for those who say that there is no forgiveness in Islam, the ahadith that explains Quranic verse by protecting a life from being taking in the following:

Adultery Committed by the Insane

Hadith - Abu Dawood #4388, Narrated Ali ibn Abu Talib

AbuZubyan said: A woman who had committed adultery was brought to Umar. He gave orders that she should be stoned. Ali passed by just then. He seized her and let her go. Umar was informed of it. He said: Ask Ali to come to me. Ali came to him and said: Commander of the Faithful, you know that the Apostle of Allah (peace be upon him) said: There are three (people) whose actions are not recorded: A boy till he reaches puberty, a sleeper till he awakes, a lunatic till he is restored to reason. This is an idiot (mad) woman belonging to the family of so and so. Someone might have done this action with her when she suffered the fit of lunacy. Umar said: I do not know. Ali said: I do not know.

This is pedantic I know. But it has been a source of bother to me.
El-Hadj Olabowale, I notice in most cases of adultery in Muslim countries the woman usually bears the brunt of the punishment with very few exceptions are the men brought to justice.

Is it deliberate, or is it like Tupac said your justice needs glasses? Is it just a sexist society? Is it the women committing adultery all alone? DO the men run away with no witnesses?

Abuzola:
Aisha lived with the Prophet for 7 years. 17 verses of the Holy Quran were revealed because of her. Aisha happens to be a barren, it is forbidden to marry the widow of the Prophet therefore her barreness has turn Good.
The Holy Prophet told the muslim ummah 'go and learn half of this religion from Aisha'

Mullah Abuzola (may you have peace) please can you be more coherent, you lost me when you started going off rambling and going off at a tangent. How was the barreness turned good, why didn't the prophet want anyone to partake of the kid's sweetness (did he suddenly realise he had abused her?), how do you learn half a religion from Aisha ?

if Aisha wasn't married at 9 and stay for 7 years with the Prophet then who are we going to. Allahu akbar !

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Final strike, the last move, animality and babality, checkmate my the prophet himself himself?

udezue:
whatever the fcuck you claim to be is your bizness. Kindly shut up.

I understand your problem dude. Its simple paranoia. Everyone is chasing you, you think.

Spending time touring different the Spanish goals and being gang raped does take its toll on your sanity. Pele, take panadol

udezue:
Bitch I've never been to spain and nothing will possess me to walk through the deserts of morocco. U are a desert rat. That is what we call y'all.

hehehehe

I'm sure you are being gang raped by some Spanish modafockas in Valencia after the Moroccan desert crossing. I understand why you feel sore buddy. Why are you trying to find props dung of the world. You've been trodden upon so had your head looks like slippers.

udezue:
Kobo,

I agreee 100%%

always agreeing, this jackass has no mind and no brain. common come up with something original,

udezue:
Sjeezy, your mama insults are juvenile and old school. Come harder or fall back coz it didnt work.

dude, u are so very weak. you must be on permanent viagra to get a hard on

udezue:
From now on no one should complain about Lagos. Fashola should go ahead and fish em out.
Useless desert rats.

dude your beginning to sound like a recycled toilet paper. these are the only words of curses you have learnt in your godforsaken life in the desert of morocco on your way tp spain abi?

udezue:
Man shut up u freaking desert rat. Are u from there? Nope. So wetin be your concern. At least they are building it with their own money not money they stole from other regions for their own benefit. What have your parasitic gworo eating blood thirsty almajiristic cattle rearing people built on their own without stealing from other places? Groundnut pyramid? LOL  Ewu awusa.

I made a comment you jungle dung born of retarded parents.  you really do not have to burst your weak balls spilling your mouth like Yaradua's diarrhoea to pass a cynical comment just in the name of making a comment. Any monkey with a keyboard can concoct rubbish write ups laced with ethnic comments in the bid to appear intelligent, my man, I got news, you are stupid to the high heavens!

Jesus wept! It really shows how ethnocentric you are, anyone who criticises anything from the south is a Hausa/Fulani. Dude, you need to educate yourself just a little bit more. Get off welfare and pot smoking, get a job and stop internet scams. We know you

sisi ologe:
you mean fools keep being born again?

I think the almajiris should be able to sue the KD state governments or anyother state government for that matter. They are Nigerians, and they have the right to live anywhere they so choose to. These state governments just take the piss at us sha.

Abuzola:
It is because the truth is manifesting. An igbo man accepted Islam in this ramadan and his family turned him down and rejected him, he was ejected in his village in the east, he is now in lagos and am looking forward to meet him

hehehehehe, I'm happy for the new apprentice mullah

Abuzola baba, I de gbadun you jo. So how are making the arrangements for welcoming him to the fold? Any special incentives if I want to convert? Business deals with Saudi? or Tehran? I am thinking of converting too sha, but I have to know what I stand to gain.
Please don't tell me 72 virgins and a million houris, one woman is too much trouble in my life already

Is it just me, or is it that I do not see anything special in Tinapa?

Maybe I am just a spoil sport, but that place looks drier than Gobi desert. Just a senseless waste of money, no business plan/model.

Anyone ever seen any of their expected income and projections?

Reminds of the guy in white garment who went to UI zoo back in the late eighties I think. Fools keep being born everyday!

mazaje:
Davidylan is a deluded FOOL. . he believes that he alone knows the bible and all the myth it teaches. . . He fights and insults EVERY body that disagrees with his delusions. . .Even when I was a christian on nairaland when I first registered I found his personality very very toxic because of the way he debates other christians. . .  back then there were very few atheists here on the board and the discusions were mainly based on the bible but davidylan was ALWAYS against most people that disagreed with him . . .He was always the one to throw the first insult or call people names, he hides his agression as wise kicks and loves to call people fools for just disagreeing with him. .  .He thinks his own interpretation and personal opinion supercedes every body's. . . He fights withs Moslems, fellow christians, atheist everybody. . .Its no wonder everybody insults ONLY him on these boards. . . I have learned to speak to him in the ONLY language that he understands. . . T[b]he guys is a shameless charlatan. . . . 
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He believes his delusion alone is the right type of delusion and every body that does not subscribe to his type of crazy delusion is the enemy. . .The guys is just a confused and retarded FOOL. . .

Noetic is my man. . . .  I like him even though he gets crazy atimes. . .

dude common, this is like taking a cannon to a knife fight (apologies Jay Z). you don't have to call pips names before you make your point. i know you probably have had run-ins with him.

Ayodejino:
A wise man once said "u r nobody until u r being talked abt"
I pray dat God will give Daddy G.O d grace 2 finish d race
2 all of us in this medium all i ask of God is MERCY, cos His word says "my pple perish for lack of knowledge"
Wisdom is d principal thing, so therefore lets get wisdom,

I think the wise man Not BIG said, you are nobody till some one kills you!