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Just heard saw this on someone's FB's profile that two of the kokolets are pregnant. Not sure of the source, just want to know how true the news is. Any source(s)? |
[quote author=holy-demon link=topic=319742.msg4501985#msg4501985 date=1252401407]Why would he trust you when you lie a lot.[/quote]ah, the boyfriend finally coming out! ![]() what really happened between the two of you? |
damn! |
Amigoz:who else, me now ![]() Are u still going sweet swit D |
babaearly:Abuzola is it true that Allah is the moon god? I don't get what the moon and star is in the mosque, are they worshipped ? |
first kiss was when the minister said: 'you may kiss the bride' ![]() |
Abuzola:What's disgusting in alcohol? I think it ranks amongst the best discoveries of mankind, alongside the wheels! |
debetmx:what's sickening? the post or the government not legalising mary j? |
Its a month already, still going ? |
Easiest thing in the world. I go mine through some dude in Oceanic bank. Paid 2k naira back in 2006. didn't even have to be there. Get someone you know in Naija your photo passport, signature at the back, your stats and some dough, say 50 dolls and you'll get it within a week. Don't go breaking the laws, the cops might not be as forgiving. They hate blacks who break the law ![]() Peace |
Beaf:so true. ![]() |
Abuzola:If the sun is said to stand still, at least there are scientific evidences to prove this. I think our solar system is actually moving, by induction it would mean the sun is also moving with it. ![]() So technically, the sun is not at a standstill! Why should I believe in a sham meant to keep people's minds perpetually repressed? Hell, gehenna, sheol are fairy tales meant to scare people into obedience. Do you honestly think all those ustazes, mullahs, imams, pastors and alfas honestly believe in hell? |
chosen04:the banks do not give the loans to people who want to do real businesses. its the owners of the banks that defraud their own banks through shady dealings, |
Abuzola:Abuzola, tell me this is a ridculous joke. DO you mean you actually believe I would go to Jahannum I don't think it exists. I think its some sick joke invented by some person/peoples to scare ignorant people into servility |
whitelexi:Those lie to me people no know thereself jo, like all human systems, they are fallible Ah, hope you are married whitelexi? That's when I'll believe you. I used to consider myself an authority extra ordinaire, I don humble now. Guy when you marry, na different film you go de see walai. |
rickie4us:I didn't know pastors are now celebs. Thanks for educating us |
Nothing going on in Naija Economic slowdown, Energy rundown, leadership letdown, Security failure That's what |
No2Atheism:It is quite possible for you to be very wrong in the same vein. Is there anything in HIV/AIDS that makes it affect only the black people? I mean does it selectively target the black person's blood? Do you have any proof of this? Was HIV introduced into Africa by the Oyinbos? What is you proof? If you tell me the black people have been systematically repressed and because of these repressions they have become ignorant and hence engage in activities that puts them in danger of HIV/AIDS I will be more convinced But no Oyinbo man/Illuminati is forcing us to have unprotected sex, use unsterilized stuffs and other what nots that can put us in the danger of HIV. Do you think Thabo Mbeki who didn't believe in HIV and Zuma who engaged in unprotected sex with someone with HIV are agents of those who want to use HIV/AIDS as a biological weapon against the black populace? Or even myself when I have unprotected sex outside marriage! I don't think so, I think its easy to blame others when the simple thing to do is change our lifestyle Peace |
[quote author=i-toro link=topic=315595.msg4497013#msg4497013 date=1252331325][size=13pt]Try turtle feces,my grandpa recommended it for my aunt - its very effective, tho` she has problems growing hairs on her head now, !!![/quote][/size] hope she still de alive |
mystikal:lovely, Devils's advocate is just class! |
beats me really. i see the women with high heels, after clubbing all night, they pull it off and walk on the streets with bare legs especially the oyibo ones. it beats me why they wore it in the first place |
kadman:C'mmon matey, we are Nigerians, not speaking English like the queen is no guarantee you ain't smart enough to get a job. That was some cheap pot shots you took dude. You should apologise to the gentle man! iz2much:Hope you ain't thinking of menial jobs? You won't get 20 pounds per hour on those. For menial jobs it ranges from 5-9 pounds an hour. You might get over 12 pounds if you work as a security person/supervisor (more at night and weekends). I don't know how much things have changed really! You could potentially make more money as an IT person, project consultant and myriad of other things! |
No2Atheism:Henry Kissinger was of Jewish descent and fleed the Nazi Germany cap28:Ezekiel Emmanuel opposes euthanasia, which does not seem to conform with your arguments. Betsy McCaughey deliberately misrepresented the truth in this case. Such baseless arguments should not be put in place to malign people or to support arguments |
May kelly:Er, is it just me or is it that all these look a bit random and thrown up to no avail. ![]() Maybe I just don't follow the logic |
Hello Guys I just concluded some investigations into the benefits of carrying out activities during Ramadan 1. Physical activities such as sex is better e.g you can make reference to Tunisia playing better than Nigeria 2. Some people may become delusioned e.g Abuzola saying Jehovah, the God of the Jews forbids fornication 3. Noticed that things are usually more peaceful, gateman asleep, Nigerian beggars not disturbing any other ideas on what I should investigate during this ramadan would be welcomed Salaam |
Post pictures. Not posting pictures is like telling me to buy a pig in a poke |
kingsolve:The only way to know the character of a lady/woman is to stay with her. marry her or go out with her long enough. It would shock you what can turn up whitelexi:Reading a woman's character is as hard as generating 6000 MW of electricity in Nigeria. It takes plenty patience, failures, frustrations and sometimes giving up. Granted, it can de done but you'll need special crystal balls. |
Abuzola: ![]() Best stuff. Ah, the benefits of being a Christian! Muslims on the other hand are forbidden to partake in alcohol, they are enjoined to slaughter and feast on infidels ![]() |
Tunisia |
ezeagu: ![]() what of how to spend your money waste your time when your are going out cosmetics, clothes, bags, gossip chei! |
Abuzola:there is nothing cool about religion walai na big scam |


