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TV/Movies › Are The Kokolets Pregnant For Real? by zmurda(op): 12:17pm On Sep 08, 2009
Just heard saw this on someone's FB's profile that two of the kokolets are pregnant.
Not sure of the source, just want to know how true the news is.
Any source(s)?
Romance › Re: My Boy Friend Did Not Trust Me.pls Any Advise by zmurda(m): 10:31am On Sep 08, 2009
[quote author=holy-demon link=topic=319742.msg4501985#msg4501985 date=1252401407]Why would he trust you when you lie a lot.[/quote]ah, the boyfriend finally coming out!
grin grin

what really happened between the two of you?
Career › Re: Wema Banks Sack 500 Workers by zmurda(m): 10:02am On Sep 08, 2009
damn!
Forum Games › Re: A Gudbye Note To All My Nl Friendz by zmurda(m): 11:25pm On Sep 07, 2009
Amigoz:
who is counting tongue
who else, me now
cheesy

Are u still going sweet swit D
Islam › Re: Why Does The Crescent Moon Symbol Sit On Top Of Mosques? by zmurda(m): 11:19pm On Sep 07, 2009
babaearly:
Because their god is an idol called the moon god.
Abuzola is it true that Allah is the moon god?

I don't get what the moon and star is in the mosque, are they worshipped ?
Romance › Re: Your First Kiss by zmurda(m): 9:05pm On Sep 07, 2009
first kiss was when the minister said:

'you may kiss the bride'
grin grin grin grin
Christianity Etc › Re: Is It Really Sinful To Take Alcohol? by zmurda(m): 9:01pm On Sep 07, 2009
Abuzola:
Jesus drank alcohol in his last supper. Wine/alcohol. His first miracle is to turn water into wine. What a disgusting palava.
What's disgusting in alcohol?

I think it ranks amongst the best discoveries of mankind, alongside the wheels!
Business › Re: Legalize Marijuana To Help The Economy! by zmurda(m): 8:47pm On Sep 07, 2009
debetmx:
This is sickening. Please have a rethink
what's sickening?

the post or the government not legalising mary j?
Forum Games › Re: A Gudbye Note To All My Nl Friendz by zmurda(m): 8:44pm On Sep 07, 2009
Its a month already, still going undecided undecided?
Autos › Re: I Need Help With Obtaining My Nigerian License. by zmurda(m): 8:41pm On Sep 07, 2009
Easiest thing in the world.

I go mine through some dude in Oceanic bank. Paid 2k naira back in 2006. didn't even have to be there. Get someone you know in Naija your photo passport, signature at the back, your stats and some dough, say 50 dolls and you'll get it within a week.

Don't go breaking the laws, the cops might not be as forgiving. They hate blacks who break the law grin

Peace
Politics › Re: Is Hiv Aids A Biological Weapon Against Black People ? by zmurda(m): 8:26pm On Sep 07, 2009
Beaf:
That is usually a measure of wackiness. Wacky fashion = wacky mind. cool
so true.  cheesy
Christianity Etc › Re: How Can Satan Carry God by zmurda(m): 8:23pm On Sep 07, 2009
Abuzola:
Do you believe in that the sun stand still ?  So why disbelieve in jahannam
If the sun is said to stand still, at least there are scientific evidences to prove this. I think our solar system is actually moving, by induction it would mean the sun is also moving with it. cheesy

So technically, the sun is not at a standstill!

Why should I believe in a sham meant to keep people's minds perpetually repressed?

Hell, gehenna, sheol are fairy tales meant to scare people into obedience.

Do you honestly think all those ustazes, mullahs, imams, pastors and alfas honestly believe in hell?
Politics › Re: Ex Gov.Peter Odili,Ndi Okereke-Onyuike to appear before EFCC by zmurda(m): 8:19pm On Sep 07, 2009
chosen04:
@akigbemaru, where in this world are you from?

nIGERIA is not like USA where people collect loans with honest intentions. Here they collect with the intentions of ruining the banks and then such happens its usually the poor masses that are affected. So pls stop all this USA loan talk. Hope you have not 4gotten that "these Bank loan debtors are Corruptly smart?"
the banks do not give the loans to people who want to do real businesses.

its the owners of the banks that defraud their own banks through shady dealings,
Christianity Etc › Re: How Can Satan Carry God by zmurda(m): 7:24pm On Sep 07, 2009
Abuzola:
Quran 67:6-11
And for those who disbelieve in their Lord is the torment of hell and worst indeed is that destination. When they are cast therein, they will hear the terrible drawing in of its breath as it blazes forth. It almost burst up with fury. Every time a group is cast therein, it keepers (angel guarding hell) will ask 'did no warner came to you ?'. They will say 'yes indeed a warner did come to us but we denied him and said 'ALLAH never send down anything (QURAN), you are only in great error,'. And they will say 'had we but listened or used intelligence, we would not have been among the dwellers of the blazing fire'. Then they will confess their sin. So
away with the dwellers of the blazing fire'
Abuzola, tell me this is a ridculous joke. DO you mean you actually believe I would go to Jahannum

I don't think it exists. I think its some sick joke invented by some person/peoples to scare ignorant people into servility
Romance › Re: How Do You Know The Character Of A Lady by zmurda(m): 7:17pm On Sep 07, 2009
whitelexi:
Only if you're dumb.
No matter how sharp a woman is, a sharp guy will know from a mile!  The symptoms are always the same, the variations are very slight, u cannot miss it.

Dude, u need to look up a program called "Lie to me", and buy all the series. . .  You'll become a master sooner than u know it grin grin grin
Those lie to me people no know thereself jo, like all human systems, they are fallible

Ah, hope you are  married whitelexi? That's when I'll believe you.
I used to consider myself  an authority extra ordinaire, I don humble now. Guy when you marry, na different film you go de see walai.
Christianity Etc › Re: Even Pastors Use Police Security by zmurda(m): 6:31pm On Sep 07, 2009
rickie4us:
@ gen2genius

I hope this is not a digression. , but why do celebrities make use of bodyguards?
I didn't know pastors are now celebs. Thanks for educating us
Nairaland General › Re: Naija: What Is Goin On! by zmurda(m): 6:06pm On Sep 07, 2009
Nothing going on in Naija

Economic slowdown, Energy rundown, leadership letdown, Security failure

That's what
Politics › Re: Is Hiv Aids A Biological Weapon Against Black People ? by zmurda(m): 6:03pm On Sep 07, 2009
No2Atheism:

Is it possible for Boyd to be wrong - Yes absolutely.
Has anyone shown that Boyd is wrong so far - Not Yet.



Its better wen people keep quiet and let people think they are smart, rather than speak and confirm the opposite.
It is quite possible for you to be very wrong in the same vein. Is there anything in HIV/AIDS that makes it affect only the black people? I mean does it selectively target the black person's blood? Do you have any proof of this?

Was HIV introduced into Africa by the Oyinbos? What is you proof?

If you tell me the black people have been  systematically repressed and because of these repressions they have become ignorant and hence engage in activities that puts them in danger of HIV/AIDS I will be more convinced

But no Oyinbo man/Illuminati is forcing us to have unprotected sex, use unsterilized stuffs and other what nots that can put us in the danger of HIV. Do you think Thabo Mbeki who didn't believe in HIV and Zuma who engaged in unprotected sex with someone with HIV are agents of those who want to use HIV/AIDS as a biological weapon against the black populace? Or even myself when I have unprotected sex outside marriage!

I don't think so, I think its easy to blame others when the simple thing to do is change our lifestyle

Peace
Health › Re: Cure For Bumps, Spots & Female Facial Hair by zmurda(m): 5:36pm On Sep 07, 2009
[quote author=i-toro link=topic=315595.msg4497013#msg4497013 date=1252331325][size=13pt]Try turtle feces,my grandpa recommended it for my aunt - its very effective, tho` she has problems growing hairs on her head now, !!![/quote][/size]


hope she still de alive  shocked shocked shocked shocked
Christianity Etc › Re: Is It Really Sinful To Take Alcohol? by zmurda(m): 5:35pm On Sep 07, 2009
mystikal:
These are by no means my thougts, just quoting John Milton. i find it a bit comical, yet quite deep.

"Let me give you a little inside information about God. God likes to watch. He's a prankster. Think about it. He gives man instincts. He gives you this extraordinary gift, and then what does He do, I swear for His own amusement, his own private, cosmic gag reel, He sets the rules in opposition. It's the goof of all time. Look but don't touch. Touch, but don't taste. Taste, don't swallow. Ahaha. And while you're jumpin' from one foot to the next, what is he doing? He's laughin' His sick, fuckin' ass off! He's a tight-ass! He's a SADIST! He's an absentee landlord!"
lovely, Devils's advocate is just class!
Fashion › Re: Women Shun Comfort For Foot Fashion: by zmurda(m): 5:35pm On Sep 07, 2009
beats me really.

i see the women with high heels, after clubbing all night, they pull it off and walk on the streets with bare legs especially the oyibo ones. it beats me why they wore it in the first place
Jobs/Vacancies › Re: How To Get Menial Jobs In The Uk? by zmurda(m): 5:20pm On Sep 07, 2009
kadman:
You are supposed to be a masters graduate ? With English like this no wonder you didn't do well in the UK. . .

@ Alikote, a job after graduation is not automatic anywhere in the world,that's what people fail to realise. But if you do can sort out your finance properly you would be glad you did an Msc. It's not all about automatic jobs,it's about long term goals and developing yourself.
C'mmon matey, we are Nigerians, not speaking English like the queen is no guarantee you ain't smart enough to get a job.

That was some cheap pot shots you took dude. You should apologise to the gentle man!

iz2much:
what kinda job can get me 20pound per hour?
Hope you ain't thinking of menial jobs? You won't get 20 pounds per hour on those. For menial jobs it ranges from 5-9 pounds an hour. You might get over 12 pounds if you work as a security person/supervisor (more at night and weekends). I don't know how much things have changed really!
You could potentially make more money as an IT person, project consultant and myriad of other things!
Politics › Re: Is Hiv Aids A Biological Weapon Against Black People ? by zmurda(m): 10:46am On Sep 07, 2009
No2Atheism:
In 1974, Furher Henry Kissinger,
Henry Kissinger was of Jewish descent and fleed the Nazi Germany

cap28:
Obama's current health care and policy adviser, a Dr Ezekiel Emmanuel is an ardent supporter of depopulation ideology or eugenics, Emmanuel beleives that health care should be rationed and provided to only those who can participate fully in society - which means that if you are elderly and suffering from dementia or young and disabled with learning difficulties you could be denied health care on the grounds that you are not able to fully participate in society.  if you look at the intention behind this you could argue that these are attempts to introduce a gradual depopulation of american society by removing so called undesirables or people who are regarded as burdens on society.
Ezekiel Emmanuel opposes euthanasia, which does not seem to conform with your arguments. Betsy McCaughey deliberately misrepresented the truth in this case. Such baseless arguments should not be put in place to malign people or to support arguments
Christianity Etc › Re: Jesus Not Entirely Good by zmurda(m): 10:22am On Sep 07, 2009
May kelly:
[s]Woe unto them that call evil good, and good evil; that[b] put darkness for light[/b], and[b] light for darkness[/b]; that[b] put bitter for sweet, and sweet for bitter[/b]! Isaiah 5:20 [/s]
Er, is it just me or is it that all these look a bit random and thrown up to no avail.
huh huh huh

Maybe I just don't follow the logic
Islam › Re: She Made Love To Me (In Ramadam Kareem) by zmurda(m): 10:21am On Sep 07, 2009
Hello Guys

I just concluded some investigations into the benefits of carrying out activities during Ramadan

1. Physical activities such as sex is better e.g you can make reference to Tunisia playing better than Nigeria

2. Some people may become delusioned e.g Abuzola saying Jehovah, the God of the Jews forbids fornication

3. Noticed that things are usually more peaceful, gateman asleep, Nigerian beggars not disturbing

any other ideas on what I should investigate during this ramadan would be welcomed

Salaam
Autos › Re: Naija Used 1998/99 Toyota Camry For Resonable Price by zmurda(m): 10:05am On Sep 07, 2009
Post pictures. Not posting pictures is like telling me to buy a pig in a poke
Romance › Re: How Do You Know The Character Of A Lady by zmurda(m): 10:04am On Sep 07, 2009
kingsolve:
I seems quite difficult trying to know what is inside ladies, how can you tell if a lady has good character and has a wife material/
The only way to know the character of a lady/woman is to stay with her. marry her or go out with her long enough. It would shock you what can turn up
whitelexi:
It cannot be hidden
Reading a woman's character is as hard as generating 6000 MW of electricity in Nigeria. It takes plenty patience, failures, frustrations and sometimes giving up. Granted, it can de done but you'll need special crystal balls.
Christianity Etc › Re: Is It Really Sinful To Take Alcohol? by zmurda(m): 10:00am On Sep 07, 2009
Abuzola:
Xtrians are enjoin to drink ogogoro, chelsea, shepe etc see Proverbs 31:6-7, amazing isn't it ?
grin grin grin grin

Best stuff. Ah, the benefits of being a Christian!

Muslims on the other hand are forbidden to partake in alcohol, they are enjoined to slaughter and feast on infidels grin grin grin
Sports › Re: Who Is Better To Represent Africa At 2010 - Nigeria Or Tunisia by zmurda(m): 9:57am On Sep 07, 2009
Tunisia
Romance › Re: A Guys Brain by zmurda(m): 10:08pm On Sep 06, 2009
ezeagu:
a normal gal's brain
cheesy grin cheesy grin grin cheesy

what of how to spend your money
waste your time when your are going out
cosmetics, clothes, bags, gossip

chei!
Christianity Etc › Re: Who Is Jesus Christ? by zmurda(m): 10:07pm On Sep 06, 2009
Abuzola:
@ogaga, i have finish with dexmond. Can we have a cool chat in muslim section by opening a new thread so we can share our view and ve a cool discourse
there is nothing cool about religion walai

na big scam

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