₦airaland Forum

mikesleek:
The seeker must really be seeking amaka's back on the bed. ,  One way to catch a girl, support her when every one does not. @ seeker, we got your game so back out. Lwkmd!

too many playas on this forum. they know all the tricks. damn!  

go xyneiro, abeg do am small small when you get her, na small pikin!

abeg pounds for naija, any idea canadian dollars and rands?

thanks in advance

Abuzola:
Z murda, you don land again

na lie i lie Mullah Abuzola?

very very funny

how do you determine people's home states in Nigeria? i think its just sheer stupidity. do they just call the almajiri, [i]kai mana wanna state ne[/i]? and the fool responds, ya katsina or some equally stupid answers.
i don't know why the governments don't get there priority right

Abuzola:
Huh

He's shell shocked. He's confronted with evidence from his own speech and he can't answer. Abuzola show some chutzpah, you better than this. Come up with those your reasoning I'm a fan of. Stop behaving like a rabbit caught in the cross-hair of a car's headlights

Abuzola:
Jesus did it in the book of mathew, go and read your bible diluded peepz

I love Abuzola, he's the reason I log into NL each day. He's just a class act. When all else fails him, he goes all apes**t

Abuzola keep it up, love your style matey

Hello Mr Olabowale, please can you keep your post succinct. There are independent followers (oh well, at least me) of this interesting arguments and debates. It would do us good if you do not go into frenzy when copying and pasting, but summarize.
Thanks in advance

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The making of a classic romanc a la Nairaland

I am watching you

davidylan:
this is just disgusting and revolting. What was "uncharitable" about Abati's comments? Do muslims have any bone of tolerance at all?

no they don't
it comes with the territory

Mehn, I there are people with some deep seated Jesus obsession on this forum.

Need to exorcise the demons.

dgreatrock:
Ogaga if you say you are a demon, we pity you because satan, who is a perpetual loser has blinded your eyes

I don't think Satan is a perpetual loser, I think he owns this world. Anyone who owns the riches of this world doesn't sound to me like a loser.

In fact all the big corporations you want to work for or do business with is satan controlled. Are you gonna run to heaven now?

olabowale:
z murda: Whether you are christian or not, as long as you are not a muslims, you are a Kufar. There are two classes of people; Muslims and nonMuslims.

No one is winning, its not a duel, but a dialogue to have understands. Islam remained and did not end because of the death of the prophet (AS) and definitely, Islam will be destroyed this time that a lesser man in the person of AbdalGhaniyy dies.

Freudian slip?

they could turn into a tourist attraction,

hehehehe

banom:
Good job there by Bachelor hunters, Perhaps, its time Abuzola and Mushin get married and settle down.

that would be class, might take the mullah out of abuzola

Friday 8 pm: Got back home from dinner with clients. Shower. Only me home.

         11pm: Clubs, drinks, gists

Saturday     3 am: sleep, fb, Nairaland, Naija newspapers

         6 am: More sleep, dreamt Yar'adua is dead

        10 am: Breakfast
                         
         12pm: Sipping on alcohol, writing proposals, powerpoints, caught the ManUtd match somewhere in the middle
                       
                        4pm: Sweet sleep. Peace at home.
                         7pm: Friends over, more alcohol. Wondering what madam will say when she gets back. Order pizza for the boys. People watching news and arguing about Naija again. Same thing everyweek when more than 3 of us Nigerians are gathered.
                         10 pm: Another bout of clubbing. Let me indulge myself before the family is back

     Sunday: 2 am: Slept soundly
                   9 am: Snoring I'm sure.
                  12 pm: Tried to clean the house before Her Royal Highness comes around. Tried, but botched most of the job. In for some gbege
                   4pm: Waiting at the airport to dutiful chauffeur madam home.
                   7pm: Madam home, end of weekend till next time she travels. Arghhhh!!!

finally the thread is unravelling.

the pro middle eastern muslim (looks like the real one) supports terrorism, the westernised muslim does not.

Who do we believe here?

olabowale:
the difference between my death and yours is that I am hopeful and longing to meet my Lord, while according to you, you want to begin in incineration right from death; I wonder what Jesus will say about that. Suddenly a Jesus moment.


Allah will recreate you anew for Judgement day, and it is easy for Him! And hellfire is real, but you can call it lake of fire, but it burns and its made to punish severely!

Mr Olabowale, you are still not getting the point. I do not believe such a thing as hellfire!
Its a figment of imagination, designed to scare some middle easterns into subservience. Unfortunately, it succeeded and here we are, people are killing themselves and others not to get into it

Jakumo:
The National Union of Pubic Lice might take offence to the above statement, so you had better get a clean shave so as to pre-empt any organized retaliation that may result from your provocative observation.

hehehehehe

abeg na, make we get pictures. i can't log on to their website. my isp only allows nairaland and yahoo yahoo under efcc

Ekwere:
You are the greatest fool ever found on the surface of planet earth for you enjoy calling men of God names no wonder the word of God says" my people are perish for LACK OF KNOWLEDGE"

When things beyond your imaginations starts happening to you, it is that time you would remember witches and wizards in your father's house forgetting that you have touched anointed men of God by your silly write-ups.

You are really sick in the head and stupid from the womb, go plant your own church and let it how it would grow and whatever names you call him today, another person somewhere would call you the name that would be worst.
Satan go soon come church for your head, idiot

I think it was said somewhere in your Bible that any one who calls another a fool is the danger of hellfire. Or don't you believe in hellfire like me again?

olabowale:
I think z murda and noetic should write their will to incude no burials at all, or may donated for science? you will long but your days shall come and rapture is just that; a conversation.

Funny you mentioned it. When I was in the UK, I did sign up with the NHS that organs in my body be used to help other people! here, my will says if I die I should be cremated. Easy.

When I am dead, I am dead. Like you'll be one day too!

olabowale:
@z-murda: « #109 on: Today at 03:12:23 PM »  You just have to break you head, and  grin and bear it while you go through it. Islam is not watered down. This is the Tafsir of what I am using to see Good Product, while you guys failed to market your already eaten by BUGS.

Get him drunk. he needs it, drown him up and damage his liver. This is what friendship is all about?



Now am waiting to here what you have to say for which God? If you look above, you will see Allah Identifies Himself as 1God and no partnership, so trinity is dead.

I think you are getting it wrong Mr Olabowale, I am not a Christian. So I am not marketing any goods.

For all intents and purposes, noetic2 might be a teetotaler. You shouldn't take everything literally!

All I want is clarity in the argument. The koran is elliptic in its description already, why put other turns and twists. All I want to do is to understand. Nothing else.

I don't know what the heck a tafsir is, I do not have the muslim background. I sure hate to be googling all the terms I see!

Female body for hire

olabowale:
You have to them. This is the purpose my dialogue wth you. You cant be lazy on me, man. You got to read them, you are grown man and your life depends on it.

Mr Olabowale, its a debate. Please do you care to summarize what you've written - I think it's only fair for us interested in this.

It's like you copied and pasted some long treatise which I really don't care to break my head to read. Too verbose. The essence of this debate (I presume) is to communicate and get your points across, not to wear anyone out with the sheer weight of your diatribes.

Noetic, if I ever pass by London again, I'll buy you a pint.

Thanks in advance

[quote author=z-murda link=topic=321777.msg4534332#msg4534332 date=1252830091]Anybody has any idea how fast Adebayor ran yesterday. He seemed to be accelerating as he sped towards the Ass-nal fans!

I was having a drunken argument with a mate in a pub, we were trying to compare Ade B's speed with Usain B's. To me Ade B seemed to have covered ground a lot faster[/quote]Anybody to answer this. Please, just to settle an argument!

Maybe I should rewatch it and time it myself

noetic2:
sometimes one wonders if the fanatics and islamists that come up with these ridiculous assertions have any formal education at all?
Gani excercised his rights by refusing to be buried like any muslim Reuben simply did what he was paid to do. . . . .so why the fuss?
what a religion!

true!

Abuzola:
Z murda, you are a sick fella. Why should you insult me for having two eyes while you yourself have two eyes, this is what the christians, from jihad to pedophile it is in their so called Holy Bible

Abuzola, I find it hilarious you can can call me sick.

How am I sure you have two eyes, that you don't have a third? Can you please post your picture so I can eyeball it.

Oh well, stranger things have happened!

Can you an instance of pedophilia in their Bible. I think its easy to cross check. Your koran on the other hand clearly mentions your prophet engaging in pedophilia. Correct me if I'm worng Mullah Abuzola

I always took it for granted he was a hall of famer. Dang!
For my generation, he was the best. Air Jordan!