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Abuzola:deluded self again We need good arguments, not tit for tat Alhaji Abuzola, yaya azumi? Hope you never dry finish |
This is the month of December. We need bloooooooooooooooooooooooooooood!!! Things are not happening. Our agents come to work. Yes boss, we meet soon. Under the Great Iroko Tree. I call on thee, the great men and women. We need to meet ASAP. Agenda: Blood carnage Blood carnage Fires |
Anybody has any idea how fast Adebayor ran yesterday. He seemed to be accelerating as he sped towards the Ass-nal fans! I was having a drunken argument with a mate in a pub, we were trying to compare Ade B's speed with Usain B's. To me Ade B seemed to have covered ground a lot faster |
I now worship the new god, Adeboye. He has done a lot of miracles in his lifetime. Infact he's now the official number one Christian, bigger than the pope. Infact he's so good. I wanted to take my bath, the hot water was not working, when I thought of him, I was already washed, dried and in my business suit and halfway to meet a client. Infact at the UN congress, everyone stood up to worship him, I dont know why people dont worship him yet in Nigeria. Anyways I heard a prophet has no honor in his home village. I am sure that is why he's teaching Nigerians a lesson by blocking the Lagos Ibadan express way. You people will soon know. All hail my flying GO, I dont know what the hullabaloo about the plane was, if he likes he can walk in the sky. He doesn't need plane. Its because he is humble he is using the plane. |
olabowale:Soul hurried to hell or paradise, body suffering after death, Jesus wept! Do people actually believe in this balderdash? I think there is big trouble! Heard somewhere all souls have to go to hell anyways, why the rush? Finally, the late man was not an authority on Islam by his wish, and a person who says a muslim can only marry just 1 wife, or more than 4 at the same time both did not pay 100% to Fard from the Quran or the Sunnah. I will not marry a woman expect as the Fard and Sunnah require.Seriousl mister, I don't know where this is leading. can't head or tail out of it. Will assume you are just waking up! All in all, may Allah forgives him. By the way, no one calls the lifeless thing AbdalGhaniyy Faweyinmi any longer, but a body! Its use on earth is zero and only the grave benefits it if its a body of believeing suoul. And can anyone tell us how long the body of any prophet in the Bible was kept before burial, if he is to be buried in the place he died and there is no reason to keep it, war, etc!Frankly speaking, I don't care how long the body of anyone in the Torah was kept for. Most likely buried immediately for reasons of sanitation. |
RichyBlacK:hahahahaha, abeg make una no kill person for you Big Brother Eunuch watches [quote author=must_a_far link=topic=322690.msg4532655#msg4532655 date=1252788103]the internet also moved people into yahoo yahoo, the internet also moved people into stealing public fund, the internet also moved govt into not providing for those living in the country side, the internet also moved people to drive like maniacs on lagos roads, cause accident and then blame bad roads for it. Oh you internet, where art thy compassion.[/quote]internet is the leading cause of HIV too!!! gba people refuse to turn up for church services and prayer meeting, so they have unprotected virtual sex which leads to AIDS ![]() [quote author=must_a_far link=topic=322690.msg4532681#msg4532681 date=1252788649]what Kobojunkie? is the internet also making you laugh? now i see the evil the internet is up to. i'll go to bayelsa and stand in the middle of the star of david at the government house. make my request as regards this internet of a thing then circle the star 7 times as prescribed by the clueless Gov Sylva.[/quote]i laugh like a jackie now |
Aqva:one of the dumbest comments I have seen yet. Plan for the future, yes. Not everyone has the entrepreneurial skills as much as you'll like to believe all the motivational preachers. It would be anarchy when everyone is their own boss, have you ever thought of it that way? |
Bashbaba:I laughed when I saw this. Common this is the 21st century bro. I know your religion does not allow freedom of speech, however I think the Nigerian constitution makes an effort to. It would be quite easy for another religious bigot to whip up sentiments against Mr Abati and Guardian on this, which is what you are doing. He is allowed to say whatever is on his mind. For one, I think the custom of rushing to bury a corpse is antediluvian. This system is used hide a myriad of crimes and murders. I think corpses should be subjected to autopsies to establish causes of death. I don't know what you are talking about Muslim leaders being buried same days. I for one know some emirs who died outside the country and were brought back into Nigeria some days back for burial, so also were some muslim 'world' leaders (read emir of Ilorin, Sadat, Arafat and yes Fahd!). Gani's wish was not to be buried at the same day. Surely, as a good muslim he saw something wrong with such practice that was clearly why him and his family went against this practice. Will he go to jahannam because of this? I seriously doubt it. |
I understand why the girl won't date you. You are obviously confused. I think you need to work on your train of thoughts. Might help ![]() |
hehehehe dope! |
Jeffelix:Na you, your family and friends sabi all the Calabar people for the whole world? Shuoo |
Etoo:C'mmon negotiate. If you can't afford it, BOUNCE!! |
Abuzola, you didn't answer my question. You are turning into a woman wrapper |
hehehehe |
Abuzola:Any particular reason apart from some guy's say so? |
Jairzinho:I think he was inspecting some collapsed drains or somthing 'Who build this gada with san san?' ![]() |
Why are these ten days the greatest days Abuzola? |
I think if they do tummy tuck and cheek tuck for Ini Edo she'll become Genevieve. Genevieve suppose sue this person slandering (is that right?) her. Did she tell you she wants to marry. I hope you have copyright to this picture because I am gonna report you sharp sharp ![]() By the way, the guy doesn't look too happy, who force am? |
WildOne: mazaje:I can't shout. Abuzola I no join abuse you o, walai talai, my hand no de. I just de pass by ![]() |
this is classic is there a software that can track people's dual identities and their intentions? men, you guys are class! ![]() |
the guy na big monkey, baboonus sylvarus ode, alakori, were, oloshi, slowpoke, nonsense and ingredients, punk a** |
I bind all of you with the spiritual mammy water the idiot that was raped had her birth in. Tufiakwa, spoilt children. |
On behalf of Mulla extraordinaire Abuzola: All of the above is true in his religion. He can go into details when he comes around. He knows where the verses to back them up are hidden I hope he's not foaming in the mouth today, better watch ma back |
dont worry we all hate him in equal proportion. on this, though we differ in tribe and tongue, in Yar'adua we hate! |
if this is true. another long thing. politicians as they say would always be politicians. One of my favorite sayings: A snake will always give birth to a long thing |
aysometin:what of the guys that sell fake designer products on ebay? Are they Nigerians too? |
WackyJ1:I agree there are loads of Nigerians inclined to fraud. They travel outside Nigeria to commit fraud. So do many other countries. This is no justification, let me be quick to point out. I do not agree however that all or most Nigerians that go abroad go there for fraud purposes. I think Nigerians are one of the most hard working peoples you'll ever come in contact with. I would not say I have been all around the world. I have seen Nigerians with degrees working as cleaners, conductor and wardens. They do it so they would not steal. They do it because they do not have an option. They do it because they want a better life for their families. I am usually very uncomfortable when I see them, knowing we have the resources that would have given them a better life in the country! I have also seen lots of Nigerians who have good careers. For your information, in the US, west Africans especially Nigerians are more educated than the average other American, even the model Asian American immigrant. Its a hard sell, but the truth is the scale of crime committed by the Europeans in Africa can never be exceeded by us. The sad part is seeing ourselves committing these same crime against our peoples. That is the sad part. We have been exploited, now we are the agents who exploit ourselves. I agree with Bidemi, all that needs to be done should be done well, where is the will power, where are people to do it? I do not agree that pride means approval. I will be proud of my kids and ashamed if they misbehave. I'll try to correct them to do the right things. But that does not take away the instinctive pride you have when they are yours. The Nation is another matter for me. Its not the individuals behaviour that counts, its the collection of the culture, the people, the life, the soil, the things seen and unseen, the very air and yes, sometimes the rowdiness and the boisterousness of Nigerians. The Nation for me is this simple, its my nation, its my birth place. I can't change it. I can try to make it better, I can complain but its still my country |
Source please? |
bidemi12:My brother, I feel a nostalgia for home no doubt. I love the beautiful culture. I love the people I grew up with. I love my family and friends back home! Being Nostalgic is definitely not being proud to be Nigerian. Nonetheless I am proud to be Nigerian. I am proud to be Nigerian not because there is poverty in the land, I am proud to be Nigerian because in spite of the poverty, I have through hard work, good home upbringing and good education excelled at what I do. There many of us who do that even with the f**ked up eductional system we had to pass through. Even if some are not at the top of their careers, they have come good. I am disappointed of course in the state of our nation, the insecurity, the cesspool of poverty, the seemingly innate stupidity of our leaders, the dearth of credible leadership, non existent power supply, bad roads, lack of positive energies in the youth. In all, I am still proud to be identified as a Nigerian. I am sure its because you still like the country you are concerned enough. The Gani you mentioned was a proud Nigerian, he stood up against the corrupt system, not because he hated Nigeria, but because he believed in a bigger cause. I feel your pain that your friend was shot in Nigeria. It could have happened here in Houston! I have had a business partner shot on his way from a night club. Sure, the guys were caught. But released on lack of evidence. I think sometime you are too quick to condemn our country. If you ever get to talk to any notable Nigerian (I don't mean those f**king bastards that call themselves politicians) - I mean people like Soyinka, Ribadu etc etc, they'll tell you they do not like Nigeria's situation but they are proud to be Nigerian. I teach my kids to be proud of his country. I teach them there is hope. When we start losing pride in ourselves, then there is no hope again. This is the worst thing that can happen: cutting the thread of hope. When you severe hope, you are dead from that minute. I'll reinforce this, I am proud to be Nigerian! |
smooooooth:Ah, you miss the whole point of this new innovation. This idea is a fool proof method of catching out lying girls. Which girl is going to produce an authentic BC or passport for you to scrutinise? Touching the breast looks a tad bit easier I must admit. Please can you share this wealth of info with the anticipating men of the world |
What do you wanna do with a nice guy? Long stories, no swagz, same thing different days, dulling, chain down I have laughed at two or three 'nice guy' friends, who keep falling in love and got their collective hearts broken. One girl actually did it to two of them. Imagine!!! Not as if they even 'touched' anything. Kai! One of my favorite saying is we are like predators, we see a weakness and we exploit it! Girls break nice guys heart! Guys ditch nice |
