₦airaland Forum

ennyrah:
That looks good!

Are you for real?, thats a callous thing to say, RIP to the dead

SweetBuns:
Why would they have one?
Why should they have one?

Having an erection means you're ready to take a responsibility. A tasking responsibility that is not for broke boys and effeminate males.

Having an erection signifies that you're ready to copulate, take care of an adult like yourself and a child/children. Having an erection means you're ready to build a home.

Hence, if you're incapable of doing such, why are you carrying your silly erections everywhere? Erections that will only add to the problems of society,?

Nigeria is an example of this terrible trend. Lots of broke guys having erections and the result? Lots of children uncared for plus numerous juvenile delinquents.....There is a motorcycle rider here, the guy has 8 CHILDREN... I am sure he earns between 1-3$ everyday but why will a broke guy like him have 8 good children? During this pandemic, his children run around and beg for food in our street, one of his oldest sons was caught with his bad company of friends while they were trying to burgle an old grandma's house.

Long story short, if you're broke, don't have erections. Stop bragging on dick length FGS. Hide your erection and work on your life!

TL;DR Get your shit together and stop disturbing ladies with your broke and problematic erections.

make love, not babies.

ATLIEN2027:
Wasted and irrelevant endorsement.
Pandora pathological liar Obi tuary is an IPOB terrorist project that's dead on arrival.
These are some brainwashed delusional retar@ded ipob terrorist Zombidient fools.

guy, he pain you gan. sorry oooo, pele

femisplash:
In Nigeria, being famous and popular could only open doors to you but being powerful would make people bow to you. Dbanj is famous but ain't powerful, so could easily be arrested that he is found wanting diverting 600 million monthly into his pocket, a recurring phenomenon that's most common among the powerful while they get away with it at a snap of the fingers. Unfortunately, there's no level playing field of justice, if there was, a Dbanj would not be in detention while s certain Peter Obi would be freed for diverting 250million monthly in state's funds to his Lagos office when his official car that ferried the money was grounded by the police... Obi got away with the crime.
Peter Obi also approached the court to stop the EndSars tribunal from summoning him to appear before it and give an account of his role in the killings of Anambra youths that were killed under his Administration. Unfortunately, same culprit is being championed by some gullible youths who are being deceived on social media. Obi got away with the crime.
In essence, the crime of Dbanj is that while he's popular and famous, he isn't powerful, otherwise he would have been kissing his wife every other nights as Peter Obi.

Do you know how many crime tinubu and atiku have gotten away with in this lawless country?, abeg shift lane make i see sunshine joor

Zonefree:
Useless talk!

very very useless talk indeed. marketable koor, foortable ni.

Malory:
Yorubas are hot tempered.

Thats a reckless comment

Fox41:
Like seriously?

9ja lo n pe ebi. awon eyon mad gor

Naira20:
The useless girl called her mother would be somewhere o.

Tomorrow, she'd come out to start telling yeye stories with crocodile tears.

Some naïve people too would say every mother is blablabla.

Being kind or good is not gender based.
Being a woman doesn't make you kinder.

read the story again, but then this time slowly

Mrshocker:
Lmfao ….. Is this a mistake or you intentionally want to spread fake news. OYO and every state in SW INCLUDING KOGI&kwara no get two options for presidential election. (AKANBI OMO OLODO IDE). Asiwaju of Nigeria, JA JA JA JA JAGABAN #we are united on his mandate.

ori nta yin, sir

kunlesehan:
Very depressing

Very shambolic. Let's sack Harry Potter

i would have given you a million likes if i can for that comment.

slivertongue:
funny!
like democrats like APC

Can't you read good?

Urheadmaster:
I blame is village people.

They were not happy about his wedding

Not always about village people sometimes, the stupidity of just one person can lead to so many causalities. May his soul rest in peace

MeaslesMumpsRub:
Your post smells of delusion and Nepotism.
You are a Tribalistic and Bigoted Igbo Nincompoop.
How else can yoi think Peter Obi that was a Terrible governor some years ago will make a better president than Tinubu who is the Best Nigerian Governor ever.

Osinbajo and Fashola are fully Behimd their Former Boss, the Jagaban. Unlike Peter obi who doesn't have the backing of both past and present Anambra governors.

Go and have your Brain Checked in Biafra land.

you should rather go for brain check. The guy hasnt only gave a true assessment of the present situation in the country without resorting to personal abuse , tribal sentiments or bigotry. Your tinubu is an established thief who has made Lagos his personal asset, monopolizing the affairs and sensibility of the state in a gangster fashion. So use your brain rather than sentiments before you comment on such sensitive topic

Dvdpity:
All these nonsense started, once the EU and USA forked their bloody hands in a country.

Dont blame the USA and Europe, blame the dumb modafuckers whom on the alter of religion perpetrate unspeakable evil.

lhordspy:
The western and its allies were expecting a nuclear weapon attack, Putin gave them something far more worse than Nuclear weapon .
Ladies and gentlemen, i hereby introduce to you - General S.V Surovikin, the Armageddon .


- incase you might have heard of water-to-wine. This man right here turns rain water to missiles.

He's gonna die very very soon, mark my words.

zombieHUNTER:
You can't be supporting APc and sound sane..
I'm sure you are his grand kid..

bloody religious bigots.. the only reason you lots are chanting Emilokan is just because of his same faith ticket..
Muslim Muslim ticket... that's all you Yoruba Muslims care about..

You are not the sane one here, and sincerely you lot calling the man names are plainly stupid. I don't believe in the man's vision as well but I wouldn't attack his health or call him names or even attack any religion for Bleep sake. You guys are playing it rough and he's wining it already if you too dumb to notice. Mr Peter obi has the antecedent and experience to make Nigeria work so capitalize on that and sell his personality to undecided voters rather than mudslinging all in the name of politics. The best man insha Allah will win next year and I hope and pray it's Mr obi, but I will never stoop low to name calling, never especially to a senior citizen.

Moh247:
Just look at the nonsense a supposed sensible person typed

point out the holes in my comment. Lagos is underachieving under your monstrous party and her sole landlord who has you all in his pocket.

Moh247:




On a $500 million USD IGR in comparison to Dubai Emirate $46 billion USD

With 25 million people mostly people from failed States like Aba and Anambra

Lagos was able to build

Working Bus rapid system

Lagos Metro Rail

Working VIP boat transport system

World class cable bridges, flyovers and interchange

Man-made Island like Eko Atlantic city

Lekki deep sea port

First independent power plant

Millenium schools in all nooks and crannies

Rapid Response Squad RRS

It's easier to sit in your house watching the game to blame manager Pep Guardiola, or Striker Cr7 , Gbadebo rhodes is not better than Fashola SAN, Ambode or Sanwo-Olu, he is only furtunate to be from the rich Rhodes family



.

your comment is dumb. Lagos IGR is bigger than what some countries in Africa and Oceania make annually, yet your so called development doesn't commensurate with what the state make. A large chunk goes to the tinubu and his cronies and the rest the masses fight over. And for the records igbos have contributed meaningfully to the IGR of the trade in taxes so stop tribalising such germaine issue raised to call out a party who has failed time over time.

Cee17:
Jesus, what is this?

Madness of course

Rozross:
King Charles please what happened to princess Diana? I’ve read about how she died and her death is questionable

dumbass

OKOATA:


He deserves it. After spending roughly 300M on new signings yet you can't deliver, do you think it's easy for the club owner too? Chelsea is usually a one man biz, TT did this purposely to get sacked so he can be paid hugely after contract termination. I'm sure something must have gone down for him to be sacked without warning. This new owner will be more ruthless than Abrahamovic.

you are as dumb as Todd and his fuckin patrner. less than 6 games in the PL and one in the champions league, you fired a champions league coach. My friend thats call dumb, and if you are down with that then you are a fuckin dumb.

femisplash:
Obi is a typical trader, he doesn't understand economic fundamentals, he uses 2×2 shop-based analysis to interprete micro & macro economics issues. They have done so much damage to the country turning it to a China dumping ground of substandard goods. Visit any Next Malls, 100% imported goods.

And i guess Tinubu and Atiku understand how the micro and macro economics works right. shut your trap and vote for a guy with an idea to change the face of this shithole.

seunmsg:
Beautiful. This is a better way to respond to the nonsense of the pirates. No insult, no name calling, just vibes and cruise. Those whose campaign is based on lies, propaganda, insult and fake news can keep it up. From this side, we are keeping it real.

Kudos to Kabaka and Edo APC. This is very impressive.

na lie, your papa no well

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Guy stop this your fucking nonsense. Which employment letter are you talking about. Do they just give such because you has a super agent is handling it or what?. You people get fake employment letter from oluwole and send it to gullible clients to get good cash from them. Abeg, get something else doing than this nonsense scam.

Built2last:
May it not be well with those that want us to keep APC in power beyond 2023.

In all these, Students are at home, Labour and trade union are getting ready to start strike

and people are saying APC should be rewarded with another 8 years.

If Tinubu had solution and was the national leader of the party, why did he not sell those ideas to Buhari.

If we elect them again, what's my own, the suffering will continue for all of una. Nigerians go to same market.

No business man will ask you the party you support before selling petrol or bread to you.

Abeg, shut up. What did the PDP do in there sixteen years of holding power in nigeria. What is the difference between the two party, because I know for sure the recipe for this present soup by the APC was been prepared by the PDP. So if you have to condemn APC remember to add PDP. As for me am obidient, and that's shikena.

Blacckrod:
Is this necessary? She should have just registered in WAEC/JAMB tutorial centre.

Anyhow sha. Congrats Mama

They don't issue you testimonial and academic records at tutorial classes, so its necessary.

LeoDeKing:
Sure.

Athifku should be thinking of 7%.

Asiwaju of Nigeria will get at least 65%

The rest will be shared by others.

Wike no get time for presidential election.

If atiku is Atiku, what do you call your principal whom has bleed the purse of Lagos state dry?. Most you blind supporter of this serial thief don't understand he has never meant well for this country and that won't change now. U na mumu dey learn for where those of us who believe then in the lifeless one at aso rock.

kolamilan:
Nigeria was never on top of the map when God said, 'Let there be light'." Albert Einstein (1938)

"Drinking 'garri' doesn't mean you're poor, but allowing it to swell before drinking is Poverty. Isaac Newton (1842)

"He who runs around looking for scissors to cut indomie seasoning sachets is not yet hungry." Adolf Hilter (1996)

"It is only when you see a mosquito landing on your testicles that you realise that there are ways of solving problems without violence." Aristotle (1762)

"Only a courageous woman can fry a bunch of plantain without tasting any." Queen Elizabeth (1945)

"He who unwraps a sharwama before tasting it cannot keep a secret." Abraham Lincoln (1864)

"Any man that uses his teeth to cut 'shaki' from pepper-soup with his eyes wide open is not afraid of anything." Martin Luther King Jnr (1900).

"Anyone who thinks he has many enemies has never been with a mountain of fire member." William Shakespeare (1788).

"Anyone who graduated without experiencing strike probably has never been to Nigeria." Lord Lugard (1904).

"He who refuses to classify 'agege' bread and 'akara' as a type of sandwich is a racist." Martin Luther king Jnr (1931).

"Any man who drinks 'alomo' bitters without squeezing his face, is capable of murder." chief Olusegun Obasanjo(1999)

"Anyone who puts stew on 'jollof' rice has trust issues." Fela Kuti (1971)
." Have a great weekends friends!

Good one,bro. Am so coping this

Seefinish:
Waste of 10%
money fraudulently collected from Lagos state since 1999.
It won't stop him from wee wee on his body

U dey craze oooo, the wee wee part really got me cracking my ribs with laughter.

Fahdiga:
Chelsea won't miss him

surely, we will miss him.

Fahdiga:
I have been making sense back to back but due to the fact that you are one of MC Oluomo faction of NURTW thugs you won't see any sense in my posts

U wicked sha, see clap back.

eeetuk:
Spearman "Tinubu, Obi, going no where. Nigeria is a failed colonial project now under Fulani control."

To your point,Tinubu is not going nowhere, and I agree 100%
Mr. Tinubu is very indecisive person--something that led President Buhari to fail. Nigeria dose not need someone who is slow in decision making because it can lead to loss of lives. We have seen many loss of lives under OBJ, Yar'Adua, Goodluck Jonathan and Buhari for been indecisive in national security policy. That is terrible

So, I am so glad all Nigerians have witnessed what kind of President Mr. Tinubu would be if, and God forbid, he gets elected. What Nigeria needs now is a president who is very decisive in decision making. When enemies and terror groups like Boko Haram and IPOD notice weakness in the President of Nigeria, they exploit it to the detriment of Nigerians--leading to loss of lives.

Right now, Atiku Abubakar is the man to beat. That is because he tickets all the boxes correctly, beginning with his selection of Ifeanyi Okowa as VP.

Eeyah, you must be atiku's spokesman because you seem to "ticket" all the box as well.