₦airaland Forum

Apus:
Same AKA whose girlfriend committed suicide?

Guy really got a lot going on in his life.

RIP

He got no life again

Road2Success:
Hello nairalanders,

Please I will want you all to read this. though I am not a good writer. I rented an apartment somewhere on the Lagos island. We are just 4 in the compound. When I parked into my apartment my wife came with a pregnancy but we lost the baby when she gave birth to the boy. The following year she got pregnant again, The baby also died the day she gave birth. I am not a religious person but my wife is closer to God. She has been telling me about this compound but I just don't have any reason to think or suspect anything.

Lemme tell you in my compound if one of us is working the others will lose there job. I have no reason to be suspecting anything untill I heard that one of the tenants is owning our landlord 2 years rent and our landlord didn't raise voice. In this Lagos that I know landlord don't joke with house rent. Our landlord don't bother us for rent. Sometimes I will be the one sending the house rent to him without him even asking.

I also heard that was the same thing that happened to previous occupants. They lived there without paying for many years and the landlord didnt disturb them.

I won't say our live is better in this house. We are just struggling to survive. Currently I am the only one working while others don't have a job. I am beginning to doubt if our landlord is truly a generous man as we do called him, since he don't bother us for rent.

My wife have lost two pregnancy in this house. I have been jobless many times in this house. I honestly need people opinion on this matter.

Is this house diabolic or the landlord is just a generous man

Moderators please help me move this to front page

U don judge matter sef, so why u dey ask again?, abeegi run for your life ooo

satelliteDISH:
In my area here in Benin City illiterate people are still collecting it. Their is a rumour going round that they extended it to 15th.

I think you are clueless than those you call illiterate. The supreme Court gave a judgment extending the usage of the old note till 15th of this month, and it's obvious that the nation will be in turmoil if this is not done in lieu of the scarcity and shortage of the currency at the period in time.

dustmalik:
This Emefiele is a big, fat, large, gigantic slowpoke.

Didn't he know of all these inadequacies before embarking on a failed project?

Why didn't he carry out wide consultations?

He is incompetent and should be sacked immediately.

Guy u really vex ooo, anyway d guy deserve all the name calling.

peepydelano:
This is what Obi is so desperate for, but it’s a mirage for him because Nigerians can never be scammed. Where did this Obi sprung up from sef? So annoying. A pretentious thief like Obi can never be president, let him be chasing shadows up and down. Nansense

u get brain damage

hisexcellency34:
That man don dey eye that position tay tay

Yes ooo, abeg you Sabi. E don dey eye the post for long. Anyway congrats to him

oyin44:
Tinubu will forever be loved by all Nigerians


We thank tinubu and co immensely

Buttlicker

lhordspy:
"Emefiele Okan e oni bale" , she said. And it was said countless times.
Inshallahu, I repeated.

But I am unbothered about all these because "movie wey no get twist and suspense, no dey sweet." Of what use is a victory without interesting stories to tell.

Obj tried for 8years even with Federal power. He failed.
The most powerful cabal ganged up before the primaries, they all LULE.
Aregbesola, Ambode, Osinbajo .... And many others all flexed their muscle at one point in time. They all failed.

Can you defeat a man who never lost any battle? A man who plans for betrayal, enmity, before it arrives.
Get use to the name; Asiwaju Bola Ahmed Tinubu 'cos he his your president for the next 8years.

Abeg shut your trap joor, we re talking about what is affecting the lives of average Nigerians you are talking rubbish. If emefiele and his principle did this because of tinubu, then they are so stupid because tinubu won't win this election even if he tries to bribe his way through. Infact this scarcity will give him an edge over other presidential candidates and which will be quite unfortunate. Emefiele showed he's not as savy as most of us think, and the timing for this naira swap is senseless and won't have the intended effect.

clevetom99:
Please don't take it too seriously or in fact personal. I dey vex with the situation of things in this country, I dey vex say with all the resources of this country, it is still backwards.

But wetin dey pain me pass na say we get opportunity to change the affairs of this country and put it in the right track with the most competent and credible candidate Nigeria has ever seen and stupid people are mocking him and say rubbish about him.

Bro e reach to vex.

Lol, I feel your pain bro. May God help us.

caesymore:
Your witty brain is leaky, it's the head that wears the cap you biased Dumbo.

The irony is you have no wit in your at all. Kids like you come to this faceless forum and blame your inept on government at any given opportunity. You are a silly dum dum

caesymore:
See what this evil party has turned Nigerians into Beasts.

May anyone that wishes to vote back this evil Men never benefit anything good in this life and next.

You have a leaky brain, why the curse?. Everyone has the right to choose who to vote for. Pdp is the foundation of whatever problem you think Nigerians are facing today, but Apc government are no better. People have sense and know what's good for them, but placing curse on anyone because of their choice shows how shallow you are. This na democracy naw, abeg shift lane jor

Bede2u:
Will yorubas vote Tinubu if he was an Igbo man?

slowpoke, and one of your folks just said Nigerians shouldn't vote based on ethiinicity or religion. Am 100 perent Yoruba but would vote for obi because I believe in hm, not because he's Igbo or a Christian but a good person at least from his antecedent as a former governor and more importantly I believe he's has something different to offer Nigerians.

Missgeraldine:
See gp tank stomach...all these Apc and tifnubu supporters are very ugly AF.

After defending buhari for the past 7 years, na to turn around to seek sympathy from the same people you spite while supporting evil APC.

Sufer your sufer in peace abeg, no dey disturb the public with your grotesque statue

And that's coming from a woman to a fellow woman. You are such a disgrace to your gender, and just mere the fact that you politicized this issue shows how much brain damage you have suffered. Anofia

Therock5555:
This would be a long read, bear with me, this is how short I can summarise everything.



On the 20th of this month, I got awoken by a brutal knock on my door. The knocker wouldn't state who they were and wouldn't stop knocking violently either, even though I just woken up, I had a gut feeling that something bad was absolutely going to happen.

I had just gotten a fresh stash of MJ earlier in the week and it was proudly sitting on my center table. I immediately grabbed it and wrapped it in my blanket before I went to get the door.

My fears were confirmed when 5 fully kitted NDLEA officers pushed me back in, demanding that I bring it out, I didn't need a soothsayer to inform me that I was so screwed but as a bad guy, I feigned ignorance.

That didn't stop them from wrecking my room thoroughly until they found my weed stash, two sweet slaps landed on both my cheeks, still they never stopped searching until my house was looking like a hurricane ran through. Not even my food items were spared.


When they were satisfied, handcuff landed on my wrists as I was led out after being allowed to put on trousers and a T-shirt.


My neighbor Hood choke as everyone wanted to see who the unlucky scapegoat was. The walk of shame was unbearable, I could see my neighbors gasping in horror, I am probably the most snobbish dude around, I do mind my business to a total dot, I don't roll with area folks, I hardly laugh with anybody except you find favour in my eyes, I keep to myself, hence I was arrested alone.


Two brothers were picked up from a hotel nearby before we arrived at their holding facility. It all felt like a dream until we were flung into a rather large cell which had approximately eight other guys, the Jail 'Presido' as he was referred to had an amputated left arm.


As per 'comrades in 'Igboh', we were asked reasons for being there and spent some minutes getting to know ourselves. A rural leader's son was there also, dude was blowing dope and strolling on the road when he was accosted. The Presido asked us to feel welcomed and gave us some tips on what to do next in order to be freed quickly.


The cell is a hundred times better than that of a Police station, there was a small short rug carpet where the Presido and his vice sat or laid, another big mat contained the others, we the new entrants had to manage bare floor. Thankfully there were no bed bugs or insects, and the stink wasn't too bad, a plastic bucket was placed at one corner for urine collection. The only time the place smelled would be when someone wanted to take a leak and uncover the bucket. Damn.



We the new comers were taken out to write down statements and call who would come bail us. I placed three calls to sure contacts but the major thing on my mind was how to drop update on my story thread, unfortunately my big phone was seized, so I had to manage the small one for calls, the phone had to be on speaker phone so that the officers could hear what ever was being communicated.


Unluckily, no one came for me that day, I was hungry like mad but I lacked appetite until I gave up hope and managed to partake in somebody's food after the Presido asked me to join the person.

As the Presido, any food that was brought for any of the inmates, he had the first choice of either partaking or taking which ever part of the food or drink before the owner of the food eats.

Before nightfall, five more guys were arrested, everywhere became congested. The way I laid down, I couldn't even turn or stretch my legs because I'll touch someone, somebody's legs were next to my head, my eyes were open all night long cause the leg kept falling on my head, damn it was dreadful, that was my first night in jail since I was born, I truly hated myself.

Next day, one of my called contacts arrived and started negotiations, I wasn't privy to how much was discussed, I was only brought out so he could identify me before I was taken back to cell.

While he went to source for funds, the second contact I called arrived and promptly told them that my folks were in town, me wey write for statement say my people don park go back village, Choi naso matter wear Mini skirt.

They collected my dad's number and called him, not before mercilessly kicking my ass for writing false statement. My dad wasn't even In town that day but he promised to be back the next day.

The first contact was called to abort his fund raising mission because my dad took over the case. Naso my supposed one night turned to two nights.

On the third day my dad arrived and completely refueled the situation, he was expectedly very mad at me and fully committed me into their hands.
Matured man like me, I was being dragged from one office to another like generator rope, kneeling down and being trampled around like I robbed CBN.

My folks left without so much as a word to me. When I was thrown back to cell, the other guys were shocked to see me return, they couldn't believe that I wasn't freed yet. I didn't mind either, I had grown quite fond of the cell because food choke die, and I was already up to the position of vice Presido, the current Presido had only one leg, the former one was bailed out that morning.


Those NDLEA officers are raking in cash like crazy, the lowest bail collected per head was 15k, and that's if your folks know how to negotiate well, if you fall maga, them go collect you.

One G-boy that was caught with his babe shelled out 50k without complaining despite the fact that no single exhibit was found on him, he managed to throw away what he had on him before he was apprehended, but he still paid nonetheless.


My dad returned a day later with a new pair of clothing for me, I was glad I'll finally be out, he informed me that he'll be right back. Hahahahaha. I saw him two days later, Right back my foot, that man left back me, he simply paid for someone to bring me food twice a day.


Nobody spent more than 2-3 days there, if you did, then probability is that you'll be sent to Maximum prison in the state capital.
My hair that I have never completely cut since 2010 was ravaged with scissors, that was the first time scissors was touching my hair too, I still received 12 scintillating lashes on my back as payment for the dreadful haircut, I swear two drops of tears comot from my eyes, tears I never knew still existed, strong man in the trenches.

One of the officers really helped me, he was charging my small phone and taking my calls while passing me information when he could. We were allowed a phone call per day and toilet section only in the morning, afterwards, you're OYO.

To cut long story short, I finally became the only person left in the Cell, naso I became king for my lane, I was miserable, I'll spend all day singing to myself and rethinking about everything I could think off. I managed to remove a nail from the ceiling (don't ask me how, spider Man movies no be lie), and proceeded to incript my name on the wall of Fame which contained dozens of other names, I never shyed away from adding "Füçk NDLEA" any chance I got.



The officer that was charging my phone became concerned after awhile when he realized that I wasn't leaving there soon, I pleaded that he helped sign my undertaking letter to get me out, he agreed but informed me after enquires from his superiors that I was slated to remain there for atleast two months to recover completely. My folks felt that was the right decision for me.

Nobody asked for my consent, I was treated like a three year old, see old man like me dey knee down up and down.

When I got to know my dire situation, I faked an immediate Malaria syndrome, I threw up at a moment's notice and grabbed my head while rolling and shivering like an epileptic patient. That got their attention. Before then I only had opportunity to bathe once every two days cause I was allowed out by 6am everyday just to either sweep offices and pour out the bucket used for urine collection or use the latrine.

But due to my supposed condition, hot water was heated and I was even given Dettol soap to bathe with, the officers even bought more food for me and I was allowed to sleep in their boss office.

My folks were called and everything were signed, even though I still sorted out my bail money myself. Atleast I don comot.




Anyway I'm back to my parent's house. Back to square one, my properties were either sold, given out while few were returned back to my parent's house.

Heck I was smiling that no one touched my PlayStation, atleast I can continue my rehab at home while gaming all day long and eating mercilessly.

The down side is that, I'm being treated like a drug junkie, all my accounts have been seized and I'm only given money for specific things. Nothing spoil Sha, atleast I'll use this as a motivation to stop cruise.


I spent approximately seven days there, I swear it felt like 700 years....

God no go shame us...

inasmuch as am sorry for your situation, i really love what your dad did. He knows you aint an addict, but wants you to disassociate from what will tarnish your image or that of the family in the near future. Anyway, your dad is a man after my heart, i love a disciplinarian and would have actually done the same thing to my kid if he wants to misbehave. Am glad you learnt your lesson albeit a hard way.

Uddeze1:
anywhere you see chelsea fans, bill them, they have money. geez

Lol

clevetom99:
Stop deceiving people with this photoshoppped video and images that you displayed here. And stop using English that you don't know the meaning.

Do you know what mammoth is? Does that crowd look mammoth to you.

See if you don't have anything to do, go and look for a job.

Why u dey vex now?, Is either you agree or disagree, but to start insulting the op for his post is unnecessary.

Cutehector:
na yahooboy he mean.

tor

JUMO95:
if you are a working boi avoid this starlink.
you can be easily traced with this kind of information

Which one is working boi?.

Dreal1247:
Why are you people blurring the face of a criminal. He should proudly display his face for the world to see.

Innocent until proven guilty by the court of law.

Mokason288:
To the mod that Banned me since last year for doing nothing

AMADIOHA will fire you idiot goat

Meanwhile OBI is coming

going on another ban again

Thinkam:
King maker? Hallucinations

Atiku is coming

Atiku my foot. Having another fulani man rule this country for another 4 years is suicide on its own. Atiku is no better than tinubu, if not worst. He stole us blind in this country and senselessly repatriated most of the monies outside the country, just to run back and contest every four years. Am for Obi, because he brings something different to the table and rightly so.

juvewalex:
The New notes will still be stocked in large numbers as well in few years from now if government think this is the only way to fight against corruption while courts in Nigeria set free politicians when they face corruption charges.

You stole #9b and court would ask you to pay option fine of #100m .

If we all think these politicians would not have gotten the new notes in large number by now , then we lying to ourselves. People that their banks take cash to them in their comfort homes.

You are spot on, we keep chasing shadows in this country. May God help us

DaddyFreeze2020:
She should advise the man to stop fighting with Putin

Lame view, who is fighting who.

Gabrielwilliams:
Good day Guys,

Help me clarify an issue. My friend was telling me about how he had sex at the back seat of his car and the following week, his engine knocked. Another bro said he had sex in his car and his brand new car started developing different faults.
Let me ask, is it true that sex in the car damages your car? Kindly share your story or opinions about this. I just bought a car.

Then don't have sex at the back seat of your car, anyway congrats for the new whip

NumeroUno7:
Any Nigerian voting for APC is a mad person.. The amount of people who vote APC will determine the amount of mad people we have in Nigeria

Every Nigerian has a right to choice, so calling someone a mad man for exercising his or her right shows how clueless and myopic you are. Inasmuch as I don't want Apc to remain in power, I won't descend so low as to question the mentality of any one who does.

phorget:
I'm more handsome than him jare...

Sure baba, sure

LilMissFavvy:
Must he tempt her? Why not give your wife the car and stop tempting her with a Keke. He knows his wife deserves better, he just wanted to tempt her and disgrace her in public. The unfaithful*faggottt* can't try that with his side chick, he knows his side chick would give him a sound slapp. Nonsense'

SMH for your life, e go teh b4 u no say sometin don do u.

Jennyclay:
Nigerian men are always quick to raise their filthy hands on women at any slightest provocation . Bunch of Animals!!

The stupid man should be sentenced to death immediately! He should serve as a scape goat to other woman beater out there! Nonsense!!

Disgusting and irritating men!

Your papa no be Nigerian man, u get brain leak.

Thinkam:
all this drama no concern me.

Tinubu APC, buhari APC, Emefiele APC, all of you are gone..

Atiku is coming

No be only atiku na ukita

Ameoba300:
Shut up. You're amongst the people that don't like paying back money lent to you.

Na so you dey talk to ur papa for house

Ayolufemi:
It's not old, stop saying what you don't know. It happened today.

Why will any right thinking person protest at a time when light is constant. I have a house at igbe there and I know what's happening within. The protest could be for another thing, but definitely not light. And if you must know those staying at ijede/ abule eko axis pay little compared to other areas at ikorodu. So don't say what you know nothing about.

Jennyclay:
Nigerians don't deserve to get loans from banks, loan apps or friends. I don't borrow nigerians money. God forbid!

I don't have strength to be chasing after you for my money.

The most annoying thing with Nigerians is that.... If you drag them too much for your own money, they would fight you and tell you to do your worse, that they won't pay!

Nigerians are terrible people! Shior!

How much you get wey u dey form dangote?. Nigerians as if na ur town people u dey refer to.