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nlfpmod:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Z7em85SN85k

Power Outage Looms As Protests Rock Nigeria's Biggest Power Plant In Egbin

This is an old news now, light in that axis is now one of the best in Lagos.

We4all:
Now that I think about it, is she biracial? Since when is posing for the cameras the same as yam pounding? All these social media yeyebrities will never learn. If Churchill failed with a lot of women, what makes you think your case will be different?

Instead of her to focus on how to make her fake mariage work, she is busy posting videos and pictures up and down to pepper Tonto Dike. Any one who goes back to lick Tonto Dike's vomit needs to have her head checked. This marriage has an expiry date. make I go check am first.

your pain is obvious, tueh.

FashionCookie:
Una dey vex for the silly thing...what of the idiots that liked his post?

Lol

Daniel7543:
Bishop for day time, olosho for night.

Your stupidity knowns no bound

gracealonev:
This is curious.
MURIC has suddenly stopped promoting the interest of Yoruba Muslims (which group this same Portable belongs), but now talking about Nigerian and African values.

why do fool like you talk crazy over such an important issue?.Why not condemn this fudafuckin son a LovePeddler in all its entirety. If you are for yahoo, then die slow then, because karma is a bitch, and if not and you are making this apolitical then go to hell.

Mraphel:
Is better not having toilet at all

What the use of having where you defecate, next to where you make your meal?, it's two parallel line that shouldn't meet.

thebosstrevor1:
So that is an achievement. SMH

my dear bagging a phd is an achievement anywhere in the world, and doing so at 80 is significant. His can do spirit is exemplary

Jashub:
Wasted certificate

nope you are wrong, he will forever be known as Dr Dayo Duyile

FactBoyz:
God bless Peter Obi.

Meanwhile, You're a big "fool" if you're a Christian supporting Muslim Muslim ticket. Hope Ganduje's video exposing how they want a Jihad against Christians convinces you.

Mumu Tinubu Christian supporters....

Tinubu Christian voters Can you say Amen to this Prayer

"May my children behave like the presidential candidate I am voting for in Jesus Name"

guy dont get your head confused. stop making this a religion thing, its senseless and lame at best. People want peter Obi because he is believe to be a better alternatives to tinubu and atiku. Christians kills christians, and while same applies to muslims. Human cruelty doesnt stop on the alter of religion, its much more than that. Stop putting us against each other all in the name of religion, and if Mr Obi is to win this election, its more of christians and muslim coming togther to help him win.

lhordspy:
A man with a big heart.

If by 2023, you still feels Russia is in Ukraine for War. Then something is wrong with you.

Russia is in Ukraine for world peace. It signifies the beginning of the liberation of the world from the shackles of Evil powers, spearheaded by Nato, Eu and the west.

Evil people who go about spending billions of dollars on Medical healthcare and research but still encourages mental disorderliness in the form of homosexuality.

you must be high on some cheap drugs to ever believe such bull*

Agbadocassava:
You won’t have any reason to japa if Tinubu becomes the president, standard of living will be high and cost of living will be very low.


Good afternoon guys

abegi leave matta.

Bubu4Sea:
FAKE MAN

i guess you are the original then.

Abdul05:
God bless our incoming president the jagaban...

you wish

Kewtt:
Tell your friends to release the soldier. Or else that trouble you are looking for will find you out as far as Lagos State

you sound stupid, who cuts off his hand just because a finger is bad. The nigerian military has shown inept attitude overtime by attacking innocent civilian for issues that needs discreet intelligence to solve.

MumEmdy:
Where do I start from, I have been in shock since the incidence, God is indeed faithful and compassionate I return all praises to Him.

After having their hair cut on the 22nd of Dec, my kids requested to visit their great grandma who leaves around that area, but on our way there the terrible accident happened. ( I don't want to go into details how it happened cause everything is still playing in my head)

My son was unconscious with blood all over his head and face, I thought he was death cause he was in the theater for more 1hour before some people rush to me to come and hear my son crying. I kept crying and declaring my son's name Emmanuel God is with you will die no way because Emmanuel is also the reason for this season's celebration (Xmas). Prayers was offered even people I don't know that witness the accident rushed there ready to donate blood in case of necessity.

I want to use this medium to once again thank especially the Doctor that God use to work and stitch his scalp and face together, he was actually going to his place of work saw the nature of the accident and decide to follow the bike men to the hospital where my son was rush to, we later got to know that he works in a different hospital but a specialist in such cases., to the people that rushed my son to that hospital God will reward them accordingly ( I don't even know them I would have gone to their various home to thank them and to all d nurses and staff of Good Shepherd Medical Center Ayingba kogi State, thank you all and I pray God will always come through for you all in Jesus name.

An accident that claim 3 of my son's teeth, the devil came to late, we give God the praise

Nairalander please wish us speed recovery, we have been discharged from the hospital.

Mod please push to the appropriate section

Thank God for his mercies..

Abduletudaye:
Hiccups could be a funny reaction in ones body you know. Many of us would have this same question our lips ‘What are Hiccups?’

Well, that’s one of the reasons why i have decided to treat this topic in and out. Humans and most people in Africa especially Nigerians, experience this strange but normal occurence. Some may get hooked by Hiccups immediately after eating while some say it is due to lack of Water intake after eating.

Which of these reasons do we believe?
Any way i believe so much in science and i would approach it through a scientific manner.
So, What is hiccups or What are hiccups?

Hiccups is some kind of forced intake of breath caused by muscle spasm in your chest and throat. There are several causes of hiccups but the most popular is irritation of the stomach or oesophagus. and for those of us who don’t know the meaning of oesophagus, its simply a passage or tube which connects the throat and the stomach.. Imagine you with no oesophagus, after mastication, where would your chimed food go?

So Back To The Topic.

When you get hit by hiccups, you tend to make a funny noise that tend to be like a Hic sound right?
Well its just because the breath is cut off while snapping shut the glottis.

Is Hiccups A Good Thing For The Body?
Truth be told, no one really knows the use for hiccups and they don’t have any known function in the body(other than to make us look silly).
Hiccups are not useful to us at all but our ancestral lineage of four legged mammals actually found hiccups useful to them. Weird right?
They actually used hiccup as a means of swalling food that got stuck in their throats.
Things are so much better now because we have the luxury of gravity and quadrupeds(animals that walk on four legs) have to shift in an horizontal manner to get their food into stomach. This means its easier for food to get stuck in their stomach.

But….

Did you know that Dogs ‘Canis domestica’ swallow food rapidly and in huge chunks? Thus needing hiccups to force the food into their bellies..
Ok, enough weird stuff..

Why doesn’t Hiccups go away after drinking water?
The reason is becasue most cases of hiccups occur naturally and they tend to go away naturally. The worst case of acute Hiccup is just 48hrs but eventually it will stop. But it can also be cared by the use of drugs. There was a case in 2007, U.S.A where a teenager actually had hiccups for five weeks non-stop. There after, it stopped but in a case where it is prolonged in such a way, it is classified as a Diabolic Hiccups which could be a symptom to some sickness.

Now For The Real Deal: How To Cure Hiccups In 10 Effective Ways

Ok, no money to buy drugs for almighty hiccups that came naturally. One of the cures i would be listing, is sure going to take hiccups away. And if it comes back another day, simply repeat the process.

1. Stop It By Breathing and swallowing: Breathe in as much as possible without letting any out and try to swallow in the process. Repeat this process until you get tired and your forced to breathe at a normal pace. Hopefully the hiccups will stop.

2. You Also Try the Open Mouthed Method: Open your mouth wide(Don’t let flies enter tho’). When they are open and you feel a need to swallow, please do so but try as much as possible to keep your lips apart. You should swallow must especially when you feel the hiccup is about to come up. If you are wearing anything tight around your chest, kindly loosen it. Repeat till hiccups vanish.

3. Try To Stretch Your Diaphragm: Breathe in slowly for about a minute, and forcefully breathe in deeply. While doing this, you trying to stretch your diaphragm and also trying to interrupt the hiccups.
Also, you can hold your breathe for 30 seconds, exhale slowly until the lungs are empty. Repeat this four to five times till you feel relieved.

4. Use Your Ears and Tongue: All these methods are associated with breath so don’t get tired of reading and find the one that works best for you.
Inhale and exhale once slowly. As you exhale, push out as much air as possible until your body forces you to inhale again. Inhale deeply, and hold your breath for 40 seconds, stick out your tongue, stick your fingers in your ears. Exhale slowly and if you feel it aint working, do it two more times.

5. Take A Deep Breath: Take a deep breath, hold it and close your mouth. Now, begin to move your diaphragm as if your were breathing in and out rapidly. Once the hiccups disappears, exhale and inhale properly.

6. Fill Up A Cup: Fill a cup of water. Now, using a straw, gulp down the water slowly but in the process of gulping, you must plug your ears with your fingers to send hiccups away. Younger people tend to get it once or twice but elderly people should do it three times. No one really knows why this works but it looks like you are actually swallowing your hiccups.

7. Play Bartender: This one is actually funny but it works. You have to look for a bitter liquid that’s consumable(For Nigerians, use Alomo or YoYo bitters) and put some drops on one half of a lemon that has been cut in two. Then, suck deeply on the lemon. The lemon simply acts as a mix to the bitters. The taste of the whole thing is similar to someone scaring you because you are just shocked about the taste. If you don’t like bitters or don’t have, take the lemon like that.

8. Take A Spoon Full Of Sugar: This could also make the hiccups subside and eventually stop. Alternatively, you can use honey. Hold the spoon in your mouth for some seconds and follow with a sip of water.

9. Drink Water Upside Down: Fill up a glass of water halfway, lay on your bed or rug and take two sips from it in an upside down position. Don’t straighten yourself till you finish gulping. Sip and swallow very slowly. Didn’t stop? Take abit more water.

10. Stand up, Sit Down: Now, you can send away the hiccups by body movement or body alert. Lay down on your bed and then suddenly stand up like your heard the roof of your house about to crash down. You can also do it the other way round of you so please.

One of these unique ways will surely make the hiccups go away.

Source: A2newmix.com

Nice one, very educative

Tallesty1:
Why you come take am personal?

i wonder ooooo

shortIGBOman:
While incompetent Obaseki is always sleeping in all public functions he attended

Does that look like a man sleeping?. you have brain ache

Wiseandtrue:
Mtcheeeeew

Shame on you if you condemn Tonto Dike and leave these two

shame on you when you talk like that

Otutumeletus:
Please is anyone familiar with that place here
If you reside there please you can also give me some information about the place.. Your advice is welcome

pls dont go there

fasho01:
The master strategist and ingenious Jagaban.. The man with the experience and know-how to take us to the promised land.

Our incoming

mumu

Jennyclay:
Please shut up! Shut up! If she's your sister will you type this rubbish. Nonsense!

you are a fuckin retard. i want justice for her, just like any right thinking person. But i dont go about cursing someone else in a case that is before a court. Justice will surely be served and her death wont ever be in vain, NEVER. But then blindly accusing Mr governor for what doesnt concern him is absurd and totally uncalled for. I advice you to read that write up again, but this time around really slow for you to comprehend its content at least.

Jennyclay:
RIP Bamise

May your killers never find rest.

It shall not be well with Lagos State government, it shall not be well with sanwo-olu and his house hold for sweeping this case under the carpet.

why are so stupid?. What evidence do you have to type such mean words against sanwo olu. You modafucka let emotion take over you and because you are on a faceless forum, you type demeaning words to soil hard earned reputation, and just for what?? likes or shares. If sanwo olu were to be your family member, will you lay such curse on him and his household. Common use your sense now,its fuckin disheartening to share a forum with myopic scum of the earth modafuka like you.

NoIgboSoundTueh:
This nigga is always looking for anything that will incriminate APC instead of searching for mega structure Peter Obi built.

The nigga is doing the right thing

SmartPolician:
So, this is all you could make of this topic after brining it to Nairaland?

You really need to go and check yourself.

yeap, he needs his brain examined.

blamingthedevil:
God Bless Babatunde Fashola
God Incoming President Bola Tinubu
God Bless APC
God Bless President Buhari


God punish PDP
God punish Atiku
God Punish Labour Party
God punish anyone shouting vote PDP and Labour Party
God punish any wailing wailer that qoute me

God is already punishing you, u are just too dumb to see it.

lhordspy:
The clown thought this is a video game or a comedy show initially. Reality is beginning to set in. Now he is crawling and begging for peace.

Nahh. No peace for clowns. The only christmas gift zelensky is getting this december is raining missiles .
No light, No water, flying missiles everywhere, the whole place in ruin.
Zelensky after billions of dollar military aid and sacrificing the lives of over 500k of innocent soldiers just to please his puppetter(the west), is now looking for peace. I thought ukraine was winning. What happened to those online chestbeating ?

you re trying too hard to sound smart. please dont its not ur thing.

Septagon:
op,I'm disappointed in u.stop looking for sensational headlines.im in Uyo plaza rite now.just abt two people died and u are saying several.

two people are not just, more so killing under any form of disguise should be condemned in its entirety.

b0rn2fuck:
Keep on hustling , every hustlers get his own pay day. The pincode is NEVER GIVE UP

sure thing bro

macbede:
ELDER

Saturday,, August 6, 2022

I went to "family house" to reconnect with my neighbours and barb my hair. My barber didn't come in time though the salon was open as early as 8. Other barbers were already at work; but you know the thing with a black man, once he gets a good barber, it's for life (or so it seems at most).

Took a blunt (will quit smoking this year), ate breakfast with my old neighbours, then went to work.

Sunday,, August 7, 2022

Before church, I went down back to the mainland, to trim my beards as I couldn't do that the previous day. While I waited my turn, my neighbour of 22 years, Elder, (God rest his soul), came around.

All our adugbo Bro started teasing him amid heavy laughter (he was loved by all)
"Elder your mama n papa don go morning mass, second mass go start laidis, you no dey go church?

"Elder: As I dey here so, holy spirit dey my body. I be temple laidis, make una no worry.

Immediately he set his eyes on me, he screamed in delight, asked about my family n promised not to leave me unless I do Sunday for him.

Since I have a policy of giving people only what I take ( I don't drink, plus he doesn't roll a joint), I opted to buy him anything else he wanted to eat.

Na so Elder carry me, enter "family house", from fried meats, to indomie to pepper soup, Elder had his fill. Though I didn't know when he took one Budweiser.
He has a thing with drinks. He took one too many after that I guess. I left around evening.

Monday morning woke me up to a draw I won on sports betting that netted me 38k (Argentina Jnr vs Huracen), I went to work late though n dropped by at a warehouse close to my previous home later at noon.

At the warehouse, towards the side where they offload fridges, I saw my manchi, Bro Elder, with his Bongo White trousers n shoes with his worn out suit top. I just greet am dodge, so he doesn't bill me like the Sunday that just finished yesterday. He was saying something about people not remembering him to give him driving jobs. That it was only when we need something that we remember people.

This was around after 1to 2.

Finally got home around 11 pm. As I laid to rest after freshening up, my younger sister screamed from her phone that "brother, my friend say brother elder af die"

I was like how come,?
Wetin you talk?
It's a lie
Are you sure?
Who tell you?
Wetin happen?
...

Elder died at Ojodu Berger, same day at about to 9 in the morning, from a truck that lost its brakes. About four people died on the spot.

He was literally mangled with his insides strewn over the road among the wreckage.

WITH THE SAME CLOTHES I SAW HIM IN DURING 1-2PM!!

Few days, before he was laid to rest, I had a very very vivid dream (if it's truly a dream),

He was angry, called me by my first name and said "Uchechukwu, I no happy. I dey vex". I was glad to see him while muttering "Bro Elder, no vex" till I woke up.

This world has another dimension than what our senses n science defines n shows us.


I dedicate this post to all who passed away painfully this year.

sorry bro, may his soul rest in peace.

Kollins11:
Werey gender.

These useless daughters of jezebel won't kill me with laugh. It would have been good if the fire barbecued her wig down to her toes.

Olosho die, kpekus rest.

Is your mother and sisters not part of that werey gender?. you are such a fool for generalizing all women and just because you are a poor loser who can attract a damsel like that doesnt give you the right to type such mean words. Boy, i will smack your ass if i can lay my hands on you

jeromestarks:
Is it just me or this girl is destined to cry in the years to come?


I mean,she makes too much noise.

For this reason, I hereby release curse on you DJ Cuppy. This union will cost you more than your life.

Stupid girl.

Are you sane at all?, why all curse on her, and for what now modafucka. You fuckin lucky i know sabi you, i for beat ibadan comoy for your oyo. Dog chop dat ur yeye hand, we dey type nonsense.