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Family › Re: See The Message I Sent To My Uncle In America And He Sent Me N30,000 by zomby(m): 11:47am On May 24, 2022
VictorUSA:
This was the message I sent to my uncle who lives in America and he sent me just N30,000.

"Good morning uncle...I first of all appreciate your previous assistance.But I want to tell you that it's not enough.I'm 19 and jobless, but I really need money.I would appreciate anything that comes from you."
This kind of message is the main reason why folks in USA and UK are constantly blocking all Nigerian contacts on their phones, especially the female contacts; 98.9% of phone calls from Nigeria have something to do with money.

@OP: May be you should sincerely check up on your uncle from time to time...Not only when you need money.
Politics › Re: Peter Psquare Endorses Peter Obi For President by zomby(m): 7:11am On May 24, 2022
juman:
If you walk far you can see one.

In election anything can happen.
Biden that is American president today was a miracle.
Miracle?

You must be living in Pluto. Even trump knew a few months before the election that he wasn’t going to win.

We are not electing the president of Abia state or Anambra state or Enugu state, we are electing the president of the republic of Nigeria.
This is Not a spot for an Igbo man…I think you and the rest clearly know .
Politics › Re: Peter Psquare Endorses Peter Obi For President by zomby(m): 7:06am On May 24, 2022
anonimi:
Why did you not take your own advice when you were running PO down with your lies and propaganda confusionhuh
May be it Isn’t a bad idea if u allow PO to come and defend himself..
Politics › Re: Peter Psquare Endorses Peter Obi For President by zomby(m): 7:03am On May 24, 2022
juman:
Good.
He made his choice.
Peter obi is a good aspirant.
Hope he win.
Of course…If you can show me a fat Yellow elephant, Peter Obi will win
Politics › Re: Peter Psquare Endorses Peter Obi For President by zomby(m): 7:01am On May 24, 2022
I Still think at the end of the day, 60% of the igbos will end up voting for tinubu.

We all know that it doesn’t take much to get an Igbo’s vote.
Politics › Re: Peter Psquare Endorses Peter Obi For President by zomby(m): 6:59am On May 24, 2022
anonimi:
What is there to be scared of Thiefnuibu, the biggest rogue in our political space?
The man who raised IGR without commensurate increase in government services, utilities etc?
Or did he raise the number of LASG teachers by 50 times the number employed in 1999, to match IGR growth, as an examplehuh
Say hello to your next president.

Sorry dude!
Politics › Re: Peter Psquare Endorses Peter Obi For President by zomby(m): 6:57am On May 24, 2022
anonimi:
Was he Enugu governor or what is your confusion about?
Which of the candidates sees Nigeria as one more than Peter Obihuh
Please vote for your candidate and allow me to do the same.
But something tells me that it will take up to 180 yrs before we can witness an Igbo Nigerian president….and I think you know why.
Politics › Re: Peter Psquare Endorses Peter Obi For President by zomby(m): 6:55am On May 24, 2022
I don’t know why the igbos are so scared of Tinubu?
The Lagos u guys can’t do without was put together by the same tinubu.

With confidence I still think tinubu will win simply because of the senseless hatred by the Igbo people.
The more the Flatheadds hate the man the more folks continue to embrace him and what he stands for.
Politics › Re: Peter Psquare Endorses Peter Obi For President by zomby(m): 6:46am On May 24, 2022
anonimi:
Someone who handled Anambra and Anambrarians for eight years after Ngige vs Ubah thuggery?
Do you know what you are talking abouthuh
We are not looking for a president who can handle his people and his village…we are looking for a president that sees Nigeria as one and has the skills to reunite the entire country.

There is a big difference btw the governor of Enugu and the president of Nigeria….Don’t you think so?
Politics › Re: Peter Psquare Endorses Peter Obi For President by zomby(m): 6:43am On May 24, 2022
Whether we like it or not, the north will continue to be part of Nigeria…
The big question is:
What can peter Obi do to entice the folks in the north?
Answer: Nothing

The next president must be an intelligent entity that has the skills and experience to reunite this nation. That is the first on the list, anything less will simply be uncivilized.
Politics › Re: Peter Psquare Endorses Peter Obi For President by zomby(m): 6:29am On May 24, 2022
ygowon:
In his words:



https://mobile.twitter.com/PeterPsquare/status/1528706324690784256
Dude, just keep singing and dancing…You’re not in the position to tell us who to vote for; shut up and Sing!
Family › Re: My Wife Doesn't Apologise For Anything.. I'm Tired by zomby(m): 11:50am On May 22, 2022
Onepointfiveodds:
After series of fights, sit downs and admonitions, my wife has finally make some adjustments on the salty food issue.

We had a little argument last week and i demanded she apologise as it was obvious she's in the wrong. She hissed and walked out on me. We haven't spoken to ourselves since then and she seem comfortable with that.

Yes i love her and i want us to move on from it, but how will this not repeat itself in the future if she doesn't own up to her fault and apologise?!
These are the worst of worst human beings; they do not apologize because they believe they are right all the time.

To be successful in life, you must know how to do 3 things:
1 know how to say “I’m sorry”
2. Know how to say “thank you”
3. Know how to say “please”

These type of human beings do not know change on their own, you have to make them change. So, you have to take your time to discover a way to bring down your wife’s ego and ignorance… or else you will continue to be a miserable man.

Good luck bro!
Romance › Re: Another Girl Is Pregnant For Me by zomby(m): 11:54am On May 19, 2022
You have 3 different girls with 3 different babies and you want folks to advise you on what to do?

Just jump into the sea.

Very silly dude!
Politics › Re: Bola Tinubu: I Won’t Retire From Politics Until I am President Of Nigeria by zomby(m): 7:25pm On May 18, 2022
amuwo1980:
Afonjas and this word civilized and when I look at the individuals saying this you really wonder at the sense of grandeur by some floatsam and jetsams
You sound like a flatHe@d
Politics › Re: Bola Tinubu: I Won’t Retire From Politics Until I am President Of Nigeria by zomby(m): 12:55pm On May 18, 2022
SmartPolician:
Bola Tinubu is probably the most prepared politician to become today's president because he has a lot of looted funds to throw around.

Unfortunately, I don't want him anywhere close to Aso Villa because it's risky trusting him with the dreams, hopes and aspirations of 200 million people

Aso Villa is not old people's home

Buhari was enough lesson

We don't want Buhari Pro Max
Tinubu is probably the most prepared politician to become today's president, anything less will be uncivilized and a complete waste of time.
Like him or hate him, the man has everything that it takes to move this country forward and Make Nigeria Great Again.

Checkout the other candidates (clowns), it wouldn't take you too long to realize that they all have absolutely nothing to offer.
Politics › Re: President Goodluck Jonathan And Gov Ortom Meet Behind Closed Doors by zomby(m): 11:25am On May 18, 2022
osinbanjoisaliar:
Jonathan abeg I use God name beg you. Make you face your diplomatic work. Leave this presidency issue for others. Na only you dey jump from PDP news to APC news. Abeg, jus hold yar dignity intact
Thank you!

The dude has no business leading anything. In fact, most Nigerians voted for this mad man (Buhari) simply because Jonathan left the nation in a very bad shape. He was out of control; the dude couldn't control anything (his market woman wife included)..No style, no skills and no class. Nobody respected the man.
Majority of his time in Aso Rock Dr. Jonathan was drunk. He did not have the backbone to handle anything. It was all about stealing and money jamboree all over the country; there was no accountability...Money that we did not have was flying everywhere.
That was how we landed Buhari, thinking that the mad man from Kastina was going to rescue the country....But we were all wrong.
Now is the right time to get it right and elect a candidate that has an epic record, incredible skills, untouchable experience and a priceless mindset to deliver all that we need to move forward....Absolutely Jonathan is not this individual, and he knows it more than anyone else.
Politics › Re: Emir Of Ilorin: Tinubu Is Most Qualified To Lead Nigeria As President by zomby(m): 12:33pm On May 17, 2022
gymer:
Na so e endorsed GMB. See where we are today. Another explosion just happen for Kano according to Channelstv breaking news. Many feared dead.
It is what it is, Buhari was a major mistake. In fact, myself along with other incredible Nigerians also supported Buhari from day 1, but obviously we all got it wrong.
But it's time to move forward. Just because majority of Nigerians elected a mad man (Buhari) doesn't mean we should now neglect the right man and vote for Urji Kalu as the next president.

these are the main things that we need in Nigeria today:
1. Employment opportunities and better economy
2. Reliable security all across the county
3. Reliable medical system
4. Better educational standard
5. Better infrastructure
6. Unity among all Nigerians

We need to wake up and get it right this time around...
We are not looking for an entity to lead just Enugu or Abia state people, we are trying to elect a leader that has what it takes to lead the entire country (north east, west and south)... Open your eyes and your mind, Tinubu is the only candidate that has the epic record incredible skills, untouchable experience and priceless mindset to deliver all these needs.
Politics › Re: Emir Of Ilorin: Tinubu Is Most Qualified To Lead Nigeria As President by zomby(m): 12:05pm On May 17, 2022
AmeboFeeds:
https://www.sunnewsonline.com/tinubu-is-most-qualified-to-lead-nigeria-as-president-gambari/
We are now in May, and the only presidential candidate that has visited all corners of the country is Tinubu. When I see the name, Tinubu I see effectiveness and efficiency at their best.

These are my reasons why Tinubu should be the next president of Nigeria:
1. The man clearly understands the country, Nigeria, the people, Nigerians and the system to support them
2. He is a known performer, his record speaks for itself
3. He understands the power of a magnificent team; he will surround himself with the best of the best Nigerians
4. At this point Nigeria needs a leader that has a clear vision and the intelligence to reunite the country...Tinubu has the skills, the connections and the mindset to easily make this happen.
5. Tinubu is a Nigerian with an American mindset, expect him to deliver great things all across the country
6. Finally, Tinubu is the only candidate that has the capability to start and complete the process of having a stable power supply all across the country.

Don't waste your time with these other confused candidates, Jagaban has what it takes to Make Nigeria Great Again!
Romance › Re: As A Woman I Have Decided I'm Never Getting Married Or Having Kids by zomby(m): 11:48am On May 17, 2022
Poswahala:
Guys I genuinely need some advice
Because of the state of my mental health I have decided never to get married or have kids.

I suffer from intense depression and anxiety and other mental health problems. I'm unsure of my own future talk more of a child.

I do love being in relationships but I do that only for companionship and sex.

I don't know if I will regret my decision. The guys I have dated have been cool with my no marriage proposal but I don't think any Nigerian man will not want kids.

I'm thinking of moving to another country, buy a house, take care of my community and neighbors then when I'm old, I will move to a retirement home.

If I change my mind I can adopt a child, am not against adoption as I am with marriage, it depends on if my mental health improves.

The problem I have is that will I be lonely without a child, like I said I'm not into marriage despite being a woman trained in traditional home, it's not that I hate it or anything, it's not just for me. I will be unhappy being married.

But the child thing is bothering me, I always wanted a child, but i don't want my mental health to prevent me from loving and caring for the child.

Please advise.
You need a single advise...
Go and get a professional help.

There is no such thing as impossible.
Politics › Re: Jonathan Finally Joins APC? Here’s What We Know So Far - The Cable by zomby(m):
I still do not know why folks are going crazy whether this man joins APC or not…It is simply ridiculous to even entertain such a thing. Most Nigerians have forgotten that we got here today because of this useless man (Jonathan).

When he was the president, everyone stepped on him, he couldn’t handle his position or handle his market woman wife.
By the end of his term everything in the country was upside down and out of control; that was what gave birth to another useless f00l (Buhari).
Please keep in mind that just because things weren’t this bad during Jonathan’s administration doesn’t mean thing were not bad.
The presidential performance bench mark should be shooting up not shooting down.
So, why should we go back? Just because we’ve elected a mad man for 8 yrs doesn’t mean we should now go back to what brought us here.

You don’t ever go back to eat what you vomited last night, instead, you go out there and look for fresh food.

Please let us allow Jonathan to keep on traveling around Africa monitoring various elections.
We need a new individual with fresh idea or else Nigeria will never move forward.
Politics › Re: Abba Kyari: My life at Risk sharing same Detention with Criminals by zomby(m): 12:12pm On May 11, 2022
Insecurity:
My Life At Risk For Sharing Same Detention Facility With IPOB Members, Terrorists – Disgraced ‘Super Cop’, Kyari
Kyari disclosed this through his lawyer, Nureini Jimoh, while asking the Federal High Court in Abuja to review his bail application initially rejected.





https://saharareporters.com/2022/05/10/my-life-risk-sharing-same-detention-facility-ipob-members-terrorists-%E2%80%93-disgraced-%E2%80%98super
My Life At Risk For Sharing Same Detention Facility With IPOB Members, Terrorists
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I didn't know that Abba Kyari is also a comedian...
Politics › Re: Abba Kyari: My life at Risk sharing same Detention with Criminals by zomby(m): 12:09pm On May 11, 2022
Insecurity:
My Life At Risk For Sharing Same Detention Facility With IPOB Members, Terrorists – Disgraced ‘Super Cop’, Kyari
Kyari disclosed this through his lawyer, Nureini Jimoh, while asking the Federal High Court in Abuja to review his bail application initially rejected.





https://saharareporters.com/2022/05/10/my-life-risk-sharing-same-detention-facility-ipob-members-terrorists-%E2%80%93-disgraced-%E2%80%98super
My Life At Risk For Sharing Same Detention Facility With IPOB Members, Terrorists
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Politics › Re: Peter Obi Rejects VIP Treatment, Assists Stranded Nigerians At Abuja Airport by zomby(m): 12:07pm On May 11, 2022
jaybenugo:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EcUzE7CjycE

Peter Obi Rejects VIP Treatment, Assists Stranded Nigerians At Abuja Airport (Photos, Video)

Former Anambra State governor and 2023 presidential aspirant on the platform of the Peoples Democratic Party, Peter Obi, came to the rescue of passengers who had been kept waiting for over 24 hours at the Nnamdi Azikiwe International Airport, Abuja, IGBERETV reports.

On Monday morning, Peter Obi refused to board his flight at Abuja airport in order to assist stranded Nigerians.

Obi who has been traveling across the six geopolitical zones to consult stakeholders and party members over his presidential bid, was reportedly moved by the plight of the travelers.

IGBERETV gathered that Air peace, for unknown reason delayed Abuja-Benin flight for 24hrs, since, Sunday. On Monday morning, they reneged on the 7am rescheduled flight, for no reason. This led to argument as the situation got rowdy.

While the argument was going on, Peter Obi arrived at the airport enroute to Jalingo.

IGBERETV also gathered that Air Peace officials offered him a VIP treatment by attempting to pass him through a different boarding but Peter Obi declined, and went further to question why ordinary Nigerians like him were stranded at the Airport.

But Obi decided to stand amongst other travelers. He immediately made some calls and all the stranded passengers were boarded.

The over happy crowd erupted in chants of Obi! Obi! Obi! at the airport. Many snapped photos with him.

Twitter user, @Chude__ shared the video with the caption;



https://twitter.com/Chude__/status/1523638408916377601?t=JXa6tzopjsegDkjTIN9MKg&s=19

https://igberetvnews.com/1419722/peter-obi-rejects-vip-treatment-assists-stranded-nigerians-abuja-airport-photos-video/
It is election time in Nigeria, anything goes; there is absolutely nothing these politicians wouldn't do to brainwash you and steal your vote
Politics › Re: Photos of Many Unseen Projects By Yahaya Bello in Kogi by zomby(m): 2:03pm On May 05, 2022
aspabay:
Yahaya Bello is really trying in Kogi but not fit to rule Nigeria now.
Here we go…Here comes another target.
This is what happens when the standard of our expectation is extremely low or severely compromised
Politics › Re: Photos of Many Unseen Projects By Yahaya Bello in Kogi by zomby(m): 1:59pm On May 05, 2022
AstraDroid:
Low quality galore
That is it; the goal is to spend as little as possible, and steal as much as possible, but make the projects look like GOLD…and DIAMOND.
And this trick works 99% of the time, simply because the expectation of an average supporter (Nigerian) has been severely compromised; eating cheap food is better than going to bed with an empty stomach.
The leadership standard in Nigeria is so low and extremely poor that majority of Nigerians in Nigeria don’t clearly understand what they deserve.
This is why folks like Yaya Bello had the audacity to be showing off these garbage to the Nigerian people…In China, all his fingers would have been clipped off one by one.
Politics › Re: Photos of Many Unseen Projects By Yahaya Bello in Kogi by zomby(m): 1:43pm On May 05, 2022
“Bravo” to Yaya Bello! angry

Don’t ever forget that in Nigeria, the more projects you successful executed during your term as the governor the more money available for you to steal; this is how smart naija leaders operate.

Each project is over priced; for example a project that may cost $2M is priced at $20M…now multiply the over priced value by 40 (for 40 projects during your 4 yrs as the governor).. Now check out the “overpriced” profit margin of all the projects…
U get it?

That is simply the trick…So, don’t be too quick to get carried away whenever a Nigerian governor is showing off the pictures of his projects…It simply means the dude is presenting justification for all the money spent (stolen) during his term.

If you don’t get it, forget abourit!
Romance › Re: My Girlfriend Refused To Take A Picture With Me by zomby(m): 11:36am On May 04, 2022
Elidrisy20:
I want to see your pic before I go say anything

Romance › Re: My Girlfriend Refused To Take A Picture With Me by zomby(m): 11:30am On May 04, 2022
Wizzy13:
7th of this month is her birthday, so we went to a photo studio only for her to tell me that she's not gonna do that with me.
I felt bad and i left immediately,
guys pls what is the reason for her action
First, Bro, it is her birthday, not your birthday...For this reason, it is fair to simply allow her to do whatever she wants for her day.

Second, how long have you guys been with each other?

Third, did you ask her why she didn't want to take the picture with you?

Finally, you seem to be a bit too needy...Being too needy usually sends a wrong message and completely turns off real girls. You may want to simmer down, stop trying to force things and allow all to come together naturally.
Health › Re: My Fiancee Can't Have Sex by zomby(m): 1:03pm On May 03, 2022
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Health › Re: My Fiancee Can't Have Sex by zomby(m): 12:59pm On May 03, 2022
Sholato242:
My brother take easy with her, you will enjoy her later. Left for me, I will asked you to continue with the introduction. I have a similar issue like yours. My fiancee never allowed me access to her body, I asked her, she told me that she never had it for the first time, I thought she was joking, because I couldn't believe a girl of her age is still a virgin. As I'm about to go for introductions, I told her that we can have it nọw, she gave me her virginity. But since after then, she always experience pains during sex. She took in for and gave me a son who will be 6 months by 15th of May. She always finds it difficult to have sex with me after delivery. I guess she has a postpartum. Mụ brother, your babe is my babes kinda, she might have a prepartum. It's has no cure. But they enjoyed sex when are free to have it. Go on with the introduction. You will enjoy your woman later. There types are rare.
Your babe was a virgin…this other girl in the picture is not. She doesn’t even want to seek for help.
This issue here may simply be she doesn’t want to have sex with this brother.
There are many girls out there that hate having sex with certain brothers. May be this brother doesn’t know what he’s doing…and it seems that she doesn’t want to address the issue. But still wants to marry this dude.

It makes no sense.

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