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Politics › Re: Joe Igbokwe To Osinbajo: Show Respect And Withdraw From Presidential Race Now by zomby(m): 11:00am On Apr 11, 2022
Tinubu can do himself a favor by simply stepping aside and giving his full support to VP Oshibajo. It is simply what is right.
But a few reliable sources confirmed that Jagaban is not wired to step down for anyone. His greed and desperation for power is out of control.

Let the movie begin…
Time will tell.
Politics › Re: 2023: Osibanjo To Battle Tinubu, Amaechi For Buhari Endorsement by zomby(m): 10:55am On Apr 11, 2022
I still believe that an endorsement of president Buhari is worthless, as the man is not only confused, but also absolutely useless for 8 years…why does anyone want to associate with a loser?
Politics › Re: 2023: ‘only Peter Obi Can Face Osinbajo’ – Nigerians Debate Buhari’s Sucessor by zomby(m): 10:51am On Apr 11, 2022
Happened:
Source: https://dailypost.ng/2022/04/11/2023-only-peter-obi-can-face-osinbajo-nigerians-debate-buharis-sucessor/
Peter Obi May be a very good man, but it takes a little bit more to be the president…Peter Obi will never be the president of Nigeria.

The man sounds like a used car parts dealer.
Politics › Re: Fayose: I Won’t Drop My Presidential Ambition Who Knows If Nigerians Prefer Me? by zomby(m): 12:59pm On Apr 07, 2022
Babastrong:
Fayose the master Strategist. Go Chop atiku's money jooh.
atiku : ayo, pls step down for me.
fayose: oga, no wahala but you see i obtained this form for #x million.
atiku: don't worry, i will give you #3x millions.
fayose: oga, you don become president.
PDP! POCKET.
I don’t think so…
Apart from certain spots in Ekiti, Fayose is nobody…Atiku will not spend 1 kobo on Fayose, with time the real candidates among a bunch will be revealed.
Politics › Re: Fayose: I Won’t Drop My Presidential Ambition Who Knows If Nigerians Prefer Me? by zomby(m): 12:45pm On Apr 07, 2022
Cajal:
ATIKU will defeat all of you na for primary
They want to chill with the big guys
Atiku will sell the country to the Chinese and to his friend.

If not Oshibajo, I will settle for Tinubu.
Whether we like it or not, among the bunch Tinubu is the only one that has a record that shows that he's a performer; the man may be a thieve just like everyone of these bastards, but he will make big things happen in Nigeria.

So far, I do not see anyone else that has the capability...I can change my mind if someone else comes out...For now, Jagaban all the way!
Politics › Re: Fayose: I Won’t Drop My Presidential Ambition Who Knows If Nigerians Prefer Me? by zomby(m): 12:40pm On Apr 07, 2022
storm001:
Wike will be worst than Buhari, the man is do arrogant.
Fayose or Obi for me
I don't know why to be Wike sounds like drunk comedian; a typical ogogoro local champ...Absolutely not a presidential type.
Family › Re: My Experience As A Married Woman Being Best Friends With A Married Man by zomby(m): 11:50am On Apr 07, 2022
chioma134:
This post was triggered by an earlier post I saw where the poster was having long talks with his friend's wife. I've been in a similar situation. I changed location and had to be separate from my family due to work. I was lonely and needed a friend. I talk with my husband regularly, but his interests are not my interests, so I find that besides household and family matters, we have little else to talk about. I found myself talking to this guy I met when I went for an official assignment. We started as friends, but we became attracted to each other. So when I travelled back to base, we started these long conversations. We're both born-again Christians and both married, so we kept to certain boundaries. I enjoyed conversing with him more than with my spouse. I became consumed with thoughts of him. He also expressed his desire and attraction towards me, but we laughed over it as jokes.

My husband noticed the conversations when I travelled home and became suspicious. He forbade me from speaking with him. He had never seen me have long talks with any friend, talkless of a male one. I informed my friend and he said no problem, he would wait till I travelled back to work base before he would continue. He later travelled to meet his family and conversation became scanty. I realized how much I was addicted to him when I couldn't talk to him as much as I wanted. He returned to base and we continued like before.

I started praying for God to help me overcome these desires. Maybe he also felt the same, because for some reasons I don't know, he reduced the frequency of calls and chats drastically. I didn't try to find out why, just thought the time-off would help me clear out immoral thoughts. But I got hurt when he acted indifferent on one occasion when I felt he should have shown more care. I asked him about it and he pretended not to understand what I was talking about. I read the writing on the wall, and decided to play along. So I said "bye. It was nice meeting you." Part of me was grateful it ended, another part was wishing I could still be with him. I love my husband and children, I cannot come and scatter my home.

He thought I was joking. I was no longer responding to his chats, and when I did, only with monosyllables. He became hurt and accused me of going silent on him. I told him he started it. He wanted me to become defensive, but the Holy Spirit whispered "keep quiet ". So I allowed him rant without saying anything. I thank God I didn't, because I would have exposed how deep my true feelings for him were.

Right now, he chats once in a while, just general "how are you". I say "fine". My feelings have healed and I thank God we didn't continue because I wouldn't have been able to stop myself from an affair if we had eventually had any physical contact. I can categorically say I'm no longer in love with him.

I penned these down for those struggling with similar situations. Just cut off the relationship. Stop conversation, chatting, or physical contact. Then pray for God to help you overcome those lusty feelings.
Born-again Christians! smiley
Politics › Re: Fayose: I Won’t Drop My Presidential Ambition Who Knows If Nigerians Prefer Me? by zomby(m):
Family › Re: Don't Kill Yourself If Your Wife Is Sleeping Around..... by zomby(m): 11:31am On Apr 06, 2022
Gloccz:
https://www.nairaland.com/6379248/how-man-ended-jail-after
A magnificent advise indeed!
But now is there any advise for ladies? Because the last time I checked, husbands in Nigeria still cheat pass wives; husbands don't only sleep with the landlady, they also sleep with the house-girls, secretaries, coworkers, unilag students/ run-girls, friend's wives/ girlfriends, the list goes on...
My point here is: when it comes to cheating our attention mostly goes straight to wives/ girlfriends....Why?
Crime › Re: My Girlfriend Was RAPED I Don’t Know What To Do by zomby(m): 1:34pm On Apr 05, 2022
IdanNla:
My girlfriend was raped around March but did not tell me anything about it not until I came back from school and I found out she is acting strange and I got to put up an act so she did tell me what happen after much act she didn’t tell me but lied about the whole thing but I still put more pressure and she later dropped a voice note telling me how it happened.

That a co worker of hers invited her to his home after work and the same guy had asked her for a relationship which she said no and the guy lockup the matter. So this fateful day she requested or invited her to his house getting there the guy's junior brother left for school cause they are daily part-time student, after his junior ones left, he rolled up weed and started smoking, so during the process of smoking or afterward the whole thing started and she claimed to fight him and scream but the guy overpowered him and had his way with her after which the guy pleaded saying he’s sorry and she left for home and called her best friend which she suggest she reported to the police but my babe told her she don’t wish to pursue any case that the deed has been done already and they both lockup the mater.

And she even talked to the guy the next day at work and the guy was like he’s sorry and bought her prevention drug which she collected and used. After that day the guy wanted to start a connection which she refused and the guy was like what else she did want cause he had already beg so what is with her attitude and the guy lockup with her.

Some weeks later she discovered she was pregnant and she told the guy which the guy gave her 4K for abortion and she collected the money and did the abortion.

After saying all this she pleaded I should not breakup with her cause she don’t know how to manage the aftermath of the breakup and what happened was not her intention that she was sorry such thing happened!! After hearing all these I simple asked her some questions about the incident which she don’t have an answer to:

*1= A guy asked you for a relationship and you said NO that is the more reason you should not give him chance of being close or being with him alone in a room!!!*

*2= You went to visit such guy at home and you wore a gown like a guy whom ask you for a relationship would not touch you when he had the chance of being alone with you in a room?*

*3= The said guy roll up weed and light it right in front of you and you sat there comfortably!!*

*4= You claimed you fight him but you got no bruises on you or your undies gettting torn nor your cloth*

*5= You talked to the same guy the next day after the incident*

*6= You concluded to act like nothing happen !!!*

If you are to be me what would you decide after processing all this Asin put your self in my shoe or If your Senior Brother came for advice from you stating all this what would you advicehuh

Right now am devastated not knowing what to do cause this is the same girl am planning on marrying next year or so and I love her more than I can actually comprehend.. Right now she is avoiding me etc But what I wanted to do right now is filling a case at the police station as breaking up has not cross my heart yet but to punish the dude for what he did..
Sorry dude, after reading a few lines I have already concluded that your girlfriend wasn’t raped.
1. She already has a man (that will be you)
2. The same dude had already asked her out in the past.
3. She accepted the invitation and visited the dude’s house
4. She participated in wrapping and smoking weed with the dude
5. She didn’t inform you right away…You had to pressure her before she finally confessed.

My man, all these 5 steps are enough for me to conclude that your girlfriend knew what she was fooling with and wanted it.

She had no business visiting the house of a dude that clearly wanted her and absolutely no reason to be smoking with the dude.

It is a rule of thumb; when you smoke with him, you will also fucckkk him.
A decent girl does not smoke with a stranger…especially the one that wants her.

It is your decision to make whether to marry the girl or not, but expect her to be raped a few more times sooner or later.

Good luck dude
Sports › Re: Nigeria Vs Ghana WCQ Today: VAR Installed And Ghanaians Are Mocking Nigeria by zomby(m): 5:52am On Mar 30, 2022
Yes, they won…but I can assure you that an average Ghanaian wants to be a Nigerian like no man’s business. Furthermore, how can you mock the same people (the naija guys) that all your wonderful black star girls secretly desire??
It is impossible…

When a Ghanaian mocks a Nigerian, he is indirectly mocking himself…because at the end of the day, the master remains the master.
Regardless what the final score says, Naija No Dey Carry Last.

Abeg, let’s move on!
Politics › Re: El-Rufai's Son Shares Photo Of His Father And Tinubu by zomby(m): 12:43pm On Mar 26, 2022
DJInfluence:
Hmm, El Rufai as VP will not augur well for even Tinubu. That guy and his people will hijack his govt. Tinubu of today is not as strong as OBJ back in the day when he dealt with Atiku.
The difference between Obasanjo and Tinubu is one is a tough bully while the other one is a strategist.
Don’t underestimate the capabilities of Tinubu.
Politics › Re: El-Rufai's Son Shares Photo Of His Father And Tinubu by zomby(m): 12:41pm On Mar 26, 2022
The difference between Femi Fani Kayode and El Rufai isn’t much; they are both house rat that will do anything for money and power….And definitely can’t be trusted.
Foreign Affairs › Re: Russian Soldier Runs Over His Commander With Tank In Protest by zomby(m): 3:10pm On Mar 25, 2022
Kastonkastroll:
Deceive yourself while mariupol is already in the bag. You guys just foolishly think that Putin is out to get the entire Ukraine. Who has energy and time for that?

Cut Ukraine off from access to the black sea, destroy their military units and capabilities, secure their nuclear plants, Get Donbass in the firm grip of DPK was what Russia plan to achieve, and so far their plans are going well.

You western slaves just regurgitate whatever nonsense CNN says just like the shallow zombies that you are. You just act like zombies!
It is a matter of using common sense, which is not often common..
The Ukrainians are killing Russian soldiers, the Russians are killing the Ukrainian civilians….Who is winning the war?
Romance › Re: I Suspect My Fianceé Is Cheating On Me With Her Bestie Banker by zomby(m): 11:37am On Mar 25, 2022
dippleee1:
My colleague at work is still banging his ex that is going to marry few weeks to this time, inshort he was banging her last saturday when her fiance called her ontop of his rod, he told me....This is a guy that left her over 1year, treated her like trash, doesnt send her. they just connected on facebook and started chatting, long story short, they are back to just banging themselves things. she is about to get married to a guy who constantly spend on her, take care of her,her family and recently saved her mum from death, the girl's family have already accepted the girl..She even invited the guy to her wedding, he told me that both of us will attend the wedding and he will dance well on that day and spray money....Only God can help someone this days when it comes to selection of a life partner
This is it!
It happens all the time. How many of you here are still banging your ex? EXs that enjoy sex and love money DO NOT GO AWAY!. The excitement is evil, but priceless;1 bang becomes an excitement that is extremely difficult to let go, married or about to get married, it doesn't matter... especially when the dude has a very healthy bank account.
Romance › Re: I Suspect My Fianceé Is Cheating On Me With Her Bestie Banker by zomby(m): 11:28am On Mar 25, 2022
zoroby:
Why will he confront the guy?
No need to confront the dude, it is absolutely unnecessary. If the girl is cheating, simply take your time to plan your exit and then move on.
Romance › Re: I Suspect My Fianceé Is Cheating On Me With Her Bestie Banker by zomby(m): 11:22am On Mar 25, 2022
If your fiancee is a Nigerian, a fine girl, and likes money, she is cheating! There is no doubt about it. I know at least 30 girls in Lagos that operate exactly the same way. But to be sure, I suggest to setup a trap for her to enter. You're a naija dude, therefore setting up a trap should be an easy thing... If she is cheating, she will cheat with the same dude till the end of time. In fact, the dude may even be the one to pick your wedding date, pay for your wedding tuxedo, pay for your wedding cake and also get Sunny Ade to come and perform at your wedding evening party...and you will never know. This is simply how most Naija fine girls that like big money operate.
Be smart, do your home work to confirm the relationship before you marry a bank manager's sidekick.
Politics › Re: Innoson Customized Anambra Deputy Governor Official Car by zomby(m): 11:42am On Mar 24, 2022
MadamVanessa:
shocked



Even though I am not from south east, but forget it , those niggars there get swag die. Ever wonder why Nigeria is so scared of loosing them hence they do all they could to thwart their effort in getting Biafra? it's because Igbos are the reason Nigeria is developed and why Nigeria is so respected . If Igbo should get Biafra and exit Nigeria today, forget it brothers and sisters Nigeria glory is gone, and there's no way such glory can be gotten again.

Standing ovation for my Igbo brothers, I salute una well well for here. Even though I am from Ibibio tribe originally, but I have adopted Igbo tribe as my second tribe.
Here comes a confused dude from Madagascar...Yeah, you're right. I just click on the "like button" to increase the number of
"likess". I hope it makes you feel nice about yourself.

What buttttHead!
Politics › Re: Innoson Customized Anambra Deputy Governor Official Car by zomby(m): 11:38am On Mar 24, 2022
Moferere:
This even looks finer than soludo g-wagon
For you to attempt to compare onnoson Igbo made car to a G-wagon, obviously it is either you're smoking something very strong or you haven't had an access to a G-Wagon.
Politics › Re: Innoson Customized Anambra Deputy Governor Official Car by zomby(m): 11:34am On Mar 24, 2022
ebuka440:
The interior is topnotch and I hope that it has bullet proof since it's a customized car.

Kudos to innoson and Anambra state government for patronizing made in Nigeria cars.

Other governor's should follow up by buying made in Nigeria car to boost our economy.
Anambra Amaka. Igbo amaka
5/10 Bravo!
But we all know the true specifications of anything that is "Igbo Made", so for now I will not get carried away... I want to see this car in 18 months after it has gone through the Naija stress test.
Foreign Affairs › Re: Why Is Ukraine Not Going Offensive by attacking Moscow by zomby(m): 11:39am On Mar 23, 2022
Aromeh360:
Zelensky na Mumu na
The movie just started, this is not the time to identify the MUMU out of the two... Something tells me that Russia doesn't have a long term plan, and that may be the back breaker. So, lets wait and see the real MUMU

Do not ever underestimate the power of sanctions from every angles around the world...Let's give it 6 months
Foreign Affairs › Re: Why Is Ukraine Not Going Offensive by attacking Moscow by zomby(m): 11:35am On Mar 23, 2022
efficiencie:
This fantasy will open a dam of blood. Zelensky painted a target on Ukrainians when he armed them and told them to fight the Russians. Strike Moscow? Funny. It's like telling Cuba to hit Washington. Mumu leaders fantasizing their way through geopolitics.
Well so far, things are not going well for the Russians. Putin is frustrated, confused and desperate...and this may get even worse with time. So, as a leader Zelensky is doing his best to fight against a confused maniac. You need not to lay on the floor for a bully, you simply need to stand and fight.
Foreign Affairs › Re: Why Is Ukraine Not Going Offensive by attacking Moscow by zomby(m): 11:27am On Mar 23, 2022
helinues:
huh

2 nukes would make Putin's invasion easier
It will be suicidal for Putin to use WMDs. He knows never to go there, he clearly recognizes his limitation and the repercussion of making such a move.
So far, Ukraine is playing it safe by not attacking Moscow (by following the instructions of NATO not to go offensive, at least for now). I think the strategy here is to simply do anything and everything to continue to make Putin look like a confused maniac. But with time, there is a possibility that Ukraine may go offensive with the backing of the west/ NATO.

In fact, not going offensive may be working; Russia has already used more than 10% of his invasion assets, and lost almost 20,000 soldiers. If Ukraine goes offensive, it would be with the full backing of the NATO/ west and all options must have been exhausted.
Politics › Re: EFCC Punishes Officer Behind Leaked Video Of Willie Obiano by zomby(m): 9:10pm On Mar 21, 2022
francotunsco:
It is shameful that EFCC would ONLY distant itself from the gross misconduct of its staff which wholesomely berates both the EFCC and the Nigerian government. Since the corruption commission fails to regret or apologise for this aberration, Obiano should go ahead and sue them. That doesnt stop him from answering his corruption charges anyways!
No doubt, the officer should be fired and toothless EFCC should reassess their method of operation to prevent such a thing from happening again.

As for Obiano going ahead to sue EFCC is very silly. Obiano is no longer a governor, he is nothing but a civilian that is being accused of stealing…he is not different from a civilian that is being accused of stealing a cell phone.
He should focus more on answering questions and defending himself.

Yes, it is unprofessional for the officer to leak the video, but there is absolutely no big deal seeing Obiano in a short pant and a tshirt while in detention. He is being accused of stealing public funds…it’s ok for the public to see him in that form. The man wasn’t naked!
Politics › Re: EFCC Punishes Officer Behind Leaked Video Of Willie Obiano by zomby(m): 8:50pm On Mar 21, 2022
I hope the officer is fired.
His unprofessional behavior is completely unacceptable.
If guilty, I hope obiona spends the rest of his life in prison.
Foreign Affairs › Re: Russian Court Bans Facebook & Instagram, Calls Them 'extremist Organisations' by zomby(m): 8:31pm On Mar 21, 2022
yuzjet:
Just chill till the Wests are caught up for their evil deeds.
West are caught up for their evil deeds?? Are you serious??
1. How much money has Russia ever given any african countries?
2. Apart from taking over your land and creating COVID-19, how much money has China given any african countries?

3. How much money has America given african countries?
ANSWER: Aid to African continent received from America was over $151B alone in 2019, right before the pandemic. United States has also donated over 100 million vaccines to Africa
And this f00l over has the audacity to call the west evil doers…Come on, use your brain for a change.
Foreign Affairs › Re: Russian Court Bans Facebook & Instagram, Calls Them 'extremist Organisations' by zomby(m): 8:17pm On Mar 21, 2022
As usual, Russia is full of sh11t, Facebook and instagram are parts of the sanctions…Access to both apps has been disabled over 10 days ago.
Nairaland General › Re: A Big Monitor Lizard Killed In My Neighborhood by zomby(m): 8:13pm On Mar 21, 2022
ThatrealestApex:
So some guys in around my Neighborhood killed this big crawing Creature!

According to them, the Big Monitor Lizard has been living with them since and they never kne, only discovered because they were doing some clean ups in their room

Lala, what do you think? is this one big enough? cheesy
Dude, where do you live?
Politics › Re: Ex Governor Obiano's Achievements In All Sectors During His Tenure (Pictures) by zomby(m): 4:51am On Mar 21, 2022
[quote author= post=111193744]Former governor of Anambra state Willie Obiano is one of the leading performing governors in Nigeria before his tenure ended on 17th March, under Obiano Anambra ranked lowest in poverty index and lowest on unemployment, on fiscal performance Anambra ranked 3rd, 4th largest economy in Nigeria after Lagos, Rivers and Abuja, Anambra is one of the leading state in education, health sector.

Former governor Obiano performed credibly well in agriculture sector under Obiano, three mega rice milling plants Coscharies, Stine rice mill, Josan rice mill were established in different parts of Anambra, under Obiano the biggest poultry farm in eastern region Eastern Plains Integrated Farms Limited was established at Igbariam, Chelsea farm, Ekcel farm and host of others.

In health sector Obiano built the only oxgyen production plant in southeast at COOUTH Awka, Obiano rebuilt Onitsha general hospital, equipped COOUTH and built many structures and today COOUTH is functioning 24 hrs everyday, Obiano rebuilt and equipped many general hospitals and health centers across the state.

Obiano constructed many roads and 17 bridges, the three iconic flyovers in Awka was built by Obiano, Obiano completed Onitsha shopping mall, and Agulu lake hotel, rebuilt 6 roundabouts across the state Borrowmeo roundabout, Zik's roundabout, Amawobia roundabout, Ezeuzu roundabout, Ojukwu roundabout Nkpor and Agu Awka roundabout, beautification of Onitsha and Awka started by Obiano, light-up Anambra project was started and completed by Obiano, installation of streetlights across the state and traffic-light in major junctions across the state was done by Obiano.

Former gov Obiano completed MCC pedestal bridge started and completed Chisco pedestal bridge Onitsha, all the 181 communities in the state benefited from community choose your project, Obiano built 1,000-room hostels in 12 technical colleges across the state and also offered scholarships to over 300 students, many water projects, erosion control.

Former governor established Anambra shoe manufacturing market located at Nkwelle junction also collaborated with FG to establish shoe automated manufacturing plant also located at Nkwelle, built many many electricity substations in the state, the former governor established Court of Appeal in Awka, above all built 10,000 capacity international conference center in Awka, started and completed Anambra international and cargo airport under 18 months.

Obiano never owe civil servant, former governor witnessed three recession during his tenure unlike his predecessors, during recession Fg bailout many states to be able to pay workers Anambra was one of the states that didn't ask for bailout from federal government, Anambra has been peaceful throughout his tenure not until before Anambra guber election opposition parties unleashed political unknown gun men just to paint his administration bad and declare state of emergency, there numerous he achieved under his tenure.

Pictures will do justice[/quote]They (governors) all usually do a lot. The trick here is, the more you do the more money you steal.
When a governor executes a big project, it usually means he has open the money bag to steal; a bridge that costs $2m is padded to cost $18m…you do the calculation. So, at the end of the day, the bridge is just an avenue to steal.

So, please do not get carried away when governor’s team starts posting pictures of all their accomplishments on the social media…Na big lie.
All those big projects are called pepper soap in Abuja.
Politics › Re: Willie Obiano Still In EFCC Custody, Moved To Abuja by zomby(m): 12:24pm On Mar 18, 2022
NoFucksToGive:
Are you aware this is illegal in Nigeria ?!!!!!!!!!!!!

I am loyal to the nigerian constitution and not your sensibilities.

Goodday
Are you serious? Do we even have constitution in Nigeria?
Nigeria where nothing makes sense, and this brother is here talking about constitution... Unbelievable!
Politics › Re: Willie Obiano Still In EFCC Custody, Moved To Abuja by zomby(m): 12:18pm On Mar 18, 2022
By the way, the arrest by the toothless EFCC is a waste of time; expect nothing sensible to come out of the arrest. It makes no sense for a bunch of thieves to arrest another thief
Politics › Re: Willie Obiano Still In EFCC Custody, Moved To Abuja by zomby(m):
HIGHESTPOPORI:
Obiano performed and we in Anambra proud of his achievements.After interrogation he would be released soon.No cause for alarm.
This type of comment is part of the reasons why Nigeria is on the floor today. What is going on with Obiano has absolutely nothing to do with performance...Don't you think that it is possible to perform and also steal?
By the way, there are different types of performance; just because you tarred the road leading to your father's village doesn't mean you have done anything.
An average citizen of Nigeria is worse than Nigerian politicians. How do you expect these leaders to do what is right when we (common citizens) continue to give them green light when they've stolen and underperformed?
Our heads in Nigeria are mostly not correct...Expect nothing to change until we start correcting our lost heads.

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