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OluwoR:
Good evening my brothers and sisters,

I sincerely needs urgent help/assistance for my Fiancee.

Met her in 2012, started dating in 2014, had our first sex in 2019, but since that 2019, anytime I make moves to have sex with Her, it's always through fight, to cut the story short, she find sex extremely painful that even anything that pass cuddling, she'll start crying, this might sound funny, but seriously it is not.
I talked to Her about it, booked an appointment with a gynecologist, my babe didn't show up, I tried to get her sexual supplements, she said they have side effects, and she disposed them.

Now, the problem is, we're planning our introduction, and we're yet to get any solution to the problem at hand,
please, who have any idea of what we can do about it.

Your sweetheart has major issues having sex with you and you're now planning introduction? Introduction to what? Sex education?

Bro, I hate to confess to you that you're a clown.
If you're not having sex when you're single, do you think you will be having sex as a married couple?
My guy, wake up!...You need to fix this sex issue before moving forward to anything, or else you will end up spending majority of your salary on HookUps and hotel rooms for a very long time. Furthermore, all your female domestic workers are also in trouble..

You may also look into other areas of the issue....because your girlfriend may simply hate having sex with YOU. I will advise you to seek for a trusted adult to speak to your girl. You need to get to the bottom of this sex issue or else you will end up being a miserable husband.

A marriage without sex is like eating rice and beans for a very long time without salt, without stew and without meat...Don't fool yourself, find out what is wrong before diving into a senseless introduction.

Saraki is a man that couldn’t win his father’s hometown. He is a pure failure…

Moferere:
Some of you will come here and display how bereft you are.

Is FG paying monarchs?

Yes, they get paid by the government (federal or local, it shouldn’t matter)…and by the way they also collect gifts ( bribes) like no man’s business.
A politician that visits a palace without Ghana must go bags, goes there to waste his time.
It is that simple!

rigarmortis:
What happened to Wike his son

It isn't a good idea to allow a drunk dude to drive a car; Wike is permanently drunk!

I admire Oshibajo, but the question is:
Does Oshibajo have what it takes to tackle all the issues we are up against in Nigeria?

I know for sure that being a Mr. Nice Guy doesn't solve our issues, and in fact, this is the main reason why Jonathan was unsuccessful. We need a president that has a high performance standard record, an entity that will make tough decisions without any hesitation. A president that can connect directly with all Nigerians at all levels and most importantly, a president that has the wisdom, skills, mental stamina, experience and connections to reunite the country.
Is this Oshibajo?

77up:
Honestly, some Igbos are very hateful especially when it concern Yoruba .

I swear I can't wait for biafra to go their separate ways,one thing I'm very sure about that is, hatred among country men will drastically reduced .

1. They also hate themselves
2. If they go their separate ways, Biafra will not survive for 6 months. They are so mentally blind, unorganized and super greedy Biafra will be turned upside down in less than 6 months.
3. The smart ones will not leave, they will start changing their names from Chukwu Obi to Charles Obilana.
4. If not for Tinubu, they wouldn’t be relocating from their villages to Lagos like no man’s business.
5. They will never allow a Yoruba or Hausa to operate in Enugu or Anambra the same way they are allowed to operate in Lagos.
6. Many of them will not vote for an Igbo candidate.
7. I have never seen a group of confused people like the Igbos; they want to eat bushmeat, but don’t understand what it takes to capture or kill one, and they are not willing to learn…So, they blame everybody, and then kill each other

Say not to a Fl@tHead naija president.

wonder233:
Everyone who opposes Tinubu is automatically ibo. The pattern I've observed is that Tinubu's supporters only reason for wanting him to be president is their hatred for ibos. You're ready to sacrifice the entire country and children's future just because you hate a particular tribe

Yes, you may be right that the Ibos or Igbos senselessly hate the man. But we must not forget that it is on record that the fl@tHeads hate anything that is great, (they also hate themselves).

I have asked the Fl@tHead brothers over and over to present an Igbo candidate that is better or stronger than tinubu, but I’m yet to see any.
Can you seriously compare Tinubu to Wike or to Kalu or any of these clowns?…The answer is NO.
These people can’t even clean up their area, how do you expect them to perform?…You simply don’t expect a man that smells like shiit, to clean up another man that has a bad odor.

The igbos simply don’t have the mental stamina or discipline or unity among themselves to make anything great happen in Nigeria…and that is the true definition of “Hopelessness”
If you (the Igbos) can’t even embrace yourselves, how can you embrace the Hausas or the Yorubas or promote unity all across the country?

It is amusing how they (Igbos) blame everybody except themselves for their severe failure from the top to the bottom .

May be we’ll get to see an Igbo naija president in 180 years, but for now these clowns are simply not ready.

StagethemTVee:
APC presidential aspirant,Bola Ahmed Tinubu is seen walking a marathon at the Lesser Hajj in Mecca. This is probably to prove he is still active and healthy. He is also surrounded by a group of black men which appears like a security detail to avoid any form of assault by aggrieved Nigerians.



https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zWyyxpEg9A4

I notice that Jagaban surrounded himself with young men...Please note that these young men are not security detail, they are simply Tinubu's men. This is how Tinubu mostly operates; he embraces young Nigerians and knows how to pick the best team of people.
It is not about what you do, but all about how you get things done, style is KING...Tinubu remains not only a stronger presidential candidate, but a bright star that has what it takes to get great things done.

What we need in Nigeria is very straight forward:
1. Stable power supply
2. Reliable security
3. Employment Opportunities
4. Stronger Infrastructure all around the country (not just in Ikoyi and VI)
5. Better medical system
6. Stronger education standard
7. Stronger economy

I may reconsider my current disposition, if a better candidate emerges, but for now, none of these clowns (current presidential candidates) can withstand the pressure that comes with the job or stand against JAGABAN...His record speaks for itself.

Failure44:
I'm reaching in a depressive state of mind.
I can't stop masturbating towards pictures of my ex, I had stopped for 4 months but I immediately backslided one day and now am back doing it chronically.
We recently talked and it was 100% obvious she had moved on from me but I still haven't moved on.

I need counseling pls not insults or jokes.

This is a mental thing...
I believe you are masturbating towards your ex's pictures simply because you haven't moved on or you haven't found a decent replacement. To break out of this habit, you need to do 3 things as soon as possible:

1. Get rid of all your ex's pictures
2. Discover a hobby to keep your mind busy (eg playing chess, reading books, writing, cooking, traveling, working out etc)
3. Take your time to find a magnificent replacement that gives you not only physical connection, but also mental/ emotional connection.
Until these things happen, I don't see you stopping this habit any time soon.

The sad part is: you are only missing her because she is no longer available; I honestly don't believe that your masturbation habit is based on love. So, just chill out, occupy your mind with other great things and find a replacement that makes your head spin.

Good luck!

If anyone else with a backbone shows up, I may reconsider, but for now Tinubu has my vote.

My reasons:
He is a known performer; he will perform and make great things happen throughout the country

He understands the power of picking the right team. He will surely surround himself with competent group of people that know how to get great things done.

He clearly understands Nigeria, Nigerians and the Nigerian politics. He has the intelligence to reunite the country…

So far, he is the only candidate that is getting the attention of the folks in the northern part of the country. He will work with all Nigerians and get this country back to the top.

Finally, just like every single candidates and all other Nigerians, he will steal some more and also look out for his entire family…But at least, Jagaban will lift up this country from the dust, empower all Nigerians and give us the dignity that we deserve.

Whether we want to believe it or not, jagaban is the only one among all these toothless candidates that can give us the stable power supply that we’ve been craving for, for almost 40 yrs.

So, no need to waste time or waste your vote, so far, Tinubu looks very promising…
His record speaks for itself!

rapboss:
You said all these Wow. Yet, you still love(d) lockdown. A time people died, went depressed and went bankrupt. That's the time you love.

But, you still opened your mouth to say GEJ is a failure with the list of achievements the OP posted

Such an irony!!!

The OP here simply reminds me of an old adage that says “In the land of the blind, the one-eyed man is king”


Leadership is not all about all these weak accomplishments, even IBB accomplished a few things during his time…and still not enough. We deserve better.
Nigerians need a real leader, a leader that has not only the intelligence, but also the mental stamina to lead this nation…Again, Jonathan is a nice guy, but not a leader. Nigerians don’t need a nice guy, we need a true leader.

We need to wake up, understand greatness and embrace great things…we deserve much better…

AnonPoet:
2023: Nigerian Young Professionals in Diaspora (NYPD) gives Jonathan, One week ultimatum to declare for Presidency



https://leaders.ng/2023-nigerian-young-professionals-in-diaspora-nypd-gives-jonathan-one-week-ultimatum-to-declare-for-presidency/

Who are these young hopeless professionals Where exactly are they from

Certain Nigerians are just simply stupid…so, because Buhari failed for 8 years automatically makes Jonathan a Messiah to come and rescue us?? Please give me a break!! 0+0= 0
You don’t start eating food you vomited last night just because you’re hungry…You search for new food to cook and eat.

We must not forget that the birth of Buhari’s presidency occurred only because of the severe leadership failure of the previous president (shoeless Jonathan).
Leadership is not for everyone. Just because you’re a nice guy doesn’t mean you’re a solid leader; Goodluck Jonathan is a nice guy, but absolutely not a leader. I don’t even think Jonathan is strong enough to be a governor…we all know how he became the governor of Bayelsa and then the president of Nigeria..We must not repeat the same mistake.


FYI:
The difference between Buhari and Jonathan isn’t much; both individuals are simply too duII to lead a bunch of brilliant people like Nigerians.
We simply deserve better!

Jayrockk:
Who would have thought Riri will get pregnant and fat like this

Don’t hold your breath, She will bounce back in no time.
Folks with body structure like Rihanna’s have absolutely nothing to worry about; pregnancy mostly reinforces the sexiness of such a body structure.
Expect Rihanna’s sexy body to be back (even better) with full force before the end of the summer.

SKIBiNSKI:
Who is Rihana? We ve never heard of her over here in Normalpeoplesville.

She is Michael Jackson’s first daughter

The boyfriend was picked up by LAPD last night at the airport…10 minutes after their arrival.

Ellasure:
Typically Yoruba girls, very low information people. They don't do due diligence before marriage as their forebearers do.

They are so stupid that in the name of new age they discard elderly questionnaire and guidance. They would like to appear yuppie without their seniors by their side.

Now that oluwatosin has known that the Edo guy played her and she has jappa, I only hope she will move closer to her God and read the Bible as a witness to appreciate the roles of the elderly in the marriage process.

It is true that two people wed each other but Bible called all attendees as witness to the marriage. Come of it witnesses before Man and God and you know what they surely have a role to play. If you are wise you are wise.

Please don't form so that you don't continue to repeat your mistakes.

@ a FlatHe@d rep:
Well, at least the yoruba wife is not an Olosho like the ones from your area part of the country.

Gentlerespect76:
Lady calls out her newly-wedded husband for allegedly deceiving her into marrying him

Two months after their wedding, a lady has called out her husband, Emmanuel Egba, for allegedly deceiving her into marrying him.

The lady, identified as Oladimeji Oluwatosin, revealed they got married on February 19, 2022, at First East Circular road, in Benin City, Edo State.

According to her, “We dated for six months and he said he wanted to get married. He deceived me into marrying him because we are Witnesses and we believe once we get married we can't divorce, except on the ground of adultery.

He borrowed money to show off, pretended that he was rich and came for my hand in marriage. My family and I agreed because he was acting all nice.

When we were preparing for the wedding he lied that his company was owing him N11million. So my family took the responsibility of the wedding, did everything, only for me to get to his house and find out he has been lying to me all along.

He promised to open a tailoring shop for me but he couldn’t even feed me, talk more of opening the shop. I told him I was going to tell the elders in our congregation and he thre#tened to k#ll me because he knew he would be disfellowship.

He even locked me in the bathroom one day and I was screaming for help, luckily for me his neighbors came to my rescue. I left his house that day.

Ladies that want to get married now should please make thorough research before they get married.”

So, I guess the FAKE IT TILL YOU MAKE IT strategy did not work in this scenario, but the husband should have had a backup plan...Abusing his wife is absolutely unacceptable under all circumstances.
I'm guessing that this dude had extensively studied this lady and concluded that faking to be a millionaire would be the only way to get her to marry him... and it worked.

Now, this is a lesson for ladies: Marrying shouldn't always be all about Diamond and Gold; there is absolutely nothing wrong with working with your husband to get to the promised land.
FYI: The radical behavior of this dude was always there from day one, but Sister Christian was more focused on marrying a millionaire, therefore, all other bad behavior didn't matter until now.

Allisgud:
see this one,the truth is wat u just heard,u say u want biafra must u kill urself to actualisze,the person u are trying to pass a message to which is buhari is there laughing at u people,if igbo people are loyal to themselves and support each other ,APGA is an igbo party dey could have join hands together and make that party south east party,from there them go enter southsouth but no everybody want to be oga,no body want to serve

Uncivilized mindset; they mostly can't see past their noses. They tend to blame everyone except themselves for their trouble.
Just look around you and point fingers at individuals in Nigeria that will not hesitate to sell their mothers for a mere Yellow Gari... I can assure you that you will not be pointing fingers at Yoruba or Hausa.

ExAngel007:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OpDZ5RID0FI



https://www.lindaikejisblog.com/2022/4/shameless-igbos-the-problems-of-igbos-are-igbos-apostle-suleman-video.html

Suleman Johnson is 100% on point.

Definition of an Igbo man:
Egotistical
Deceitful
Selfish
Shameless
Unorganized
Uncivilized
Lack of Integrity
Lack of self dignity
Lack of wisdom

These are the reasons why Biafra is a waste of time...and there will never be an Igbos president for the next 180 years.

The Hausas/ Fulanis will work with Asiwaju…I don’t believe they will work with any candidate from the East. So, no need to continue to fool ourselves or waste more time, we need a candidate that has the skills to reunite this country…without any doubt, Asiwaju is capable and will surely perform much more than any of these fake spineless candidates.

Arabaincubus:
Shameless man!

Is there any of your leaders that isn’t shameless?

Whether we like it or not, whoever we elect will steal…. this is simply inevitable. Therefore, our attention should be on voting for an individual that has performed in the past and can still perform.

I will rather vote for Asiwaju, he is the only one among the bunch that has performed; his record speaks for itself.
The man knows the country more than others, and has the skills and ability to pick the right team.
I can’t see any other candidate that is capable of rescuing this country at this very critical time.

Yes, he’s a thief and also hungry for power…but can anyone of us pick a single candidate among the bunch that isn’t power drunk?

Tinubu May just be the right key to unlock this country and move us forward.

Mynd44:
https://nypost.com/2022/04/13/russia-to-sell-gas-at-any-price-point-to-friendly-countries/

A sign of desperation; an indication that the sanctions are starting to rent an apartment inside Putin's head.
I still believe that the end of Putin is near.

Yes, Atiku will hand over power to a young president after he sells the entire country to his friends and family members.

Nigerians must get it right this time around, or else there will be no hope for this country for the next 30 yrs...Do what is right; do not sell your votes.

It is up to you Nigerians to get it right this time around.

[quote author=wwwihy post=111896394]https://mobile.twitter.com/adamugarba/status/1514002937667858442[/quote]You, Adamu and the other blood suckers (leaders) are the worst betrayer ever in the history of our country.

The value of Naira is currently on the floor
The poverty level in the country has gone up (more than 75% of the population live below poverty level)
Unemployment rate in the country has also gone up (the youths are jobless and hopeless)
Infrastructure in the country remains one of the poorest around the world
Education system is watered-down
Medical system doesn't exist
Basic security for the citizens also doesn't exist (can't travel by car, by train or by air plane)

And this bastard called Adamu Garba has the audacity to talk about BETRAYER. Does this Bloody-f00l even understand what the word, BETRAYER stands for? This despicable human being should be stoned to death.

May God punish all the blood suckers around the country that continue to kick Nigerians in the face.

Yes, she is over 40, but your age doesn't determine happy marriage.

I wish her the very best!

It looks ridiculous!

My main issue with Oshibajo’s declaration speech is when he indirectly praised Mr incompetent (Buhari)…That part of his speech too away 40% of his pass mark.
How can any insane human being attempt to praise a lost goat like Buhari?
This confused man took over the nation 8 yrs ago and the entire country is now upside down…and the bl00dyf00l clearly doesn’t give a d@mn.

Unbelievable!

This dude called Reno omokri continues to prove to the world that he’s not only a big fool, but also a complete loser.

If Oshibajo has backstabbed Tinubu, then Buhari and tinubu have backstabbed Nigeria and Nigerians. If it wasn’t for tinubu, Buhari had absolutely no business leading anything but his cows in Katsina.
So, Reno who also endorsed Atiku a few months ago can go fuckkkck himself and then go straight to he11…
A typical bl00dyf00l that thinks about no one, but himself and what he wants to eat; he represents the reason why Nigeria is on the floor today.

Big shame to a fake activist called Reno Omokri!

A complete waste of time; Rotimi Ameachi can never be the president of Nigeria…

It is amazing how the failure of Mr Incompetent (Buhari) has given everyone the GOLDEN balls to want to be the president of Nigeria…Even the bus driver next door too wants to be the president of Nigeria. What a bunch of jokers!

Tu PAC died when?
If this is bothering Will smith’s head, then he may need to get a professional help.