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Crime › Re: Divorce-Seeking Wife Beats Husband To Pulp In Lagos (photo) by zomby(m): 12:34pm On Jun 02, 2022
MadamVanessa:
shocked



Sometimes I do pity men folks seriously. Now that the wife dealt with him, people will tagged him a weakling , If he beats the woman back, same people that calls him weakling will crucify him for dealing with a weaker vessel.

The most funny part of it is, nobody will actually say anything about the woman brutality on the man. It's normal for a woman to beat a man, but the gate of hell will be open if a man should lay his hands on a woman.

I kick strongly against a man laying his hands on a woman, same way I kick against a woman laying her hands on a man.
Now that the wife dealt with him, people will tagged him a weakling

I disagree!
Only a fool and a lowlife will tag this poor man as weak. A real man must never beat a woman under all circumstances...This man has simply done what is right
Romance › Re: How Do I Control My Girlfriend Sharp Mouth by zomby(m): 12:28pm On Jun 02, 2022
Okobola146:
She is your girlfriend and not your wife, fok the hell out of her and dump the fokn bitch
What if this brother can't get enough?
Romance › Re: How Do I Control My Girlfriend Sharp Mouth by zomby(m):
Dreadlock69:
There is this girl/lady of mine , dark tall and good looking, how we started talking and dating was a coincidence ,she was speaking rudely or not fairly to my cousin and I interrupt and cautioned her never to try that or repeat it again cause me get “gbana" for head i know dey take disrespect/nonsense.
she later calm down and became gentle like pikin wey Dem shout for ,after advising her and her later gra gra like I do am bad thing but me know send , how we start dating is a history I don't know how it happened.

Now she got this problem she get very sharp mouth how do I go about it ?
It only when I'm around she tries not to do anything stupid and talk pass herself because I do give her this stare warning eyes and she go respect herself ,like the one wey “ my mama go give me if I wan collect sweet from stranger or person she no like when I dey small".
She always feels she can get away with anything cause I'm around and no one will/dare to touch her .“ she get this kind mindset like nah cultist she dey date nobody got touch am".
If you don't like her sharp mouth, simply move on. It will never change, it usually get worse with age.

My cousin bro and sis sometimes are like I know blame you anytime your husband dey you dey get wings.

She sweet and all to me and everyone but her mouth to sharp and ee dey off me sometimes , how do I manage her behavior I'm a cool / mind my business kind of person.
If you do not like her sharp mouth, simply move on> Do not expect her sharp mouth to change, it usually gets worse with age
Crime › Re: Two Ghanaian Lovers Flogged For Leaking Their Sex Tape (Video, Photo) by zomby(m): 1:23pm On Jun 01, 2022
EngrHumble:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_574kSKQ-rI

A viral video captures the moment two young lovers were seen being flogged 20 lashes each for leaking their sex tape online.

The incident happened at the front of the Wa Naa's Palace as they receive the horsewhip.

The two were tied to a pole and lashed by a man on the orders of traditional leaders, according to a video that has gone viral on social media.



https://mobile.ghanaweb.com/GhanaHomePage/NewsArchive/Teenagers-in-leaked-sex-video-flogged-at-Wa-Naa-s-Palace-1550249
Barbaric!!
Bunch of animals!!
Politics › Re: Pictures Of Obiano After His Tenure As Anambra Governor by zomby(m): 1:19pm On Jun 01, 2022
God1000:
Lol, he's enjoying his looted money.

Our leaders are so wicked, they don't love this country, you will never see any politician from the west or Asia coming to Africa to disport himself after leaving office because there's no need to.
If you call this enjoyment then I do not know what suffering looks like; the man looks like a confused house boy, who is left alone at home, trying on his oga’s cloths.
Politics › Re: Buhari's Consensus Candidate: See The Man Who Meets All The Requirements by zomby(m): 12:15pm On Jun 01, 2022
Nigerialabalaba:
Somebody who can retain the Presidency for APC.


1. Tinubu

Na only Tinubu fit beat Atiku. Any other person especially those wey be featherweight for dia own states like Amaechi and PYO na defeat from Atiku
On point!

If you want "another" fulani man to run the show for "another" 8 years, do not vote for Tinubu... it is that simple
Family › Re: I Am Really Depressed, My Mom's Death Is Killing Me! by zomby(m): 5:46am On Jun 01, 2022
dboY1123:
It is a month already that my mom died in my hands.. I am really depressed!! I have been seeing life as nothing and vanity, I can't get over her, memories with her kept coming back really hard I tried to keep myself busy by watching movies, playing games and so on..But that doesn't stop my mind from remembering her.

These days, nothing bothers me again, not even life or death, I still have a father but it doesn't change things..

There was a time I went to school (my ppa), my proprietor was trying to pacify me by talking about when he lost his wife back then and everything, I started feeling uneasy and extremely tired..it wasn't stress at all my stomach started aching and I felt like vomiting or even passing out..he noticed it and I quickly left his presence and I went back home to shower and rest..

Please how can I get over my mom, I'm so obsessed with her and her memories kept coming in my head that every time I felt I could have done something to rescue her despite everything I did, taking her to state hospitals and even private.. I am the last born and I am about 29years..I have elder ones like 45(first born) but I took so much responsibilities when she was sick and I was only the one she could call everytime she's depressed due to memory loss..I later found out her sickness was related to heart failure and it was congestive heart failure she was going through.. All those times we thought she had nocturnal asthma like early last year..

It was only last month we knew that it was cardiomyopathy or cardiomegaly heart related.. The general hospitals we took her too didn't say anything like that, one of them only said her liver seemed bigger than the normal one..And we thought it was edema cz her legs were swollen.. So, it was heart related disease and it led to cardiac arrest or heart attack cz she just vomited and stopped breathing all of a sudden..
First, I am very sorry bro!

There is absolutely nothing wrong with the way you feel, your state of mind just simply signifies the love you had for your mom, and nothing is wrong with it.
It will take some time for you to break free from feeling this way; it is very true that time heals all wounds.

My advise for you is to cry if you feel like crying, and pray for yourself and for your mom to continue to Rest In Peace. It is also helpful to develop a mindset that your mom is resting and smiling at you at all time. She sees you and got your back.
Finally, spend more time with loved ones and trusted friends….Have an understanding that your mom doesn’t want you to be sad, she wants you to shine till the end of time.

With time all will come together naturally.

Pele!
Politics › Re: Wike To Back Tinubu For 2023 Presidency After Loss At PDP Primaries by zomby(m): 5:35am On Jun 01, 2022
All the Igbo delegates sold their votes (sold their brothers) for kegs of palm wine
Politics › Re: Pictures Of Amaechi During His APC Presidential Screening by zomby(m): 11:46am On May 31, 2022
Too many candidates are simply wasting their time...Amaechi is one of them
Politics › Re: Wike To Back Tinubu For 2023 Presidency After Loss At PDP Primaries by zomby(m):
PrinceOfLagos:
They will lose together

Wike that couldn't win Atiku even with his dollar big chest , I laugh

Who knows Wike in the north ?

Wike is already hated in south east and not in good relationship with south south leaders

Does Wike even have friends talkless of cult like followers undecided

Wike and Tinubu will see mehmeh
To be the president of Nigeria, the presidential candidate must win Kano. This is just how it has been for many yrs.
I just couldn’t see how Wike or Obi planned to win Kano…if they even had a plan to win rivers state and Anambra state respectively.
This is why I labeled both men from day 1 as a bunch of time wasters. THEY SIMPLY CAN’T WIN TODAY OR TOMORROW…Period!
Politics › Re: Hilliard Eta: We Will Disgrace Goodluck Jonathan If He Tries To Come To APC by zomby(m): 5:39am On May 31, 2022
Jonathan is too damnn weak/ slow to clearly see that he is being used.
Politics › Re: Jonathan in Italy Today as APC screens Presidential Candidates by zomby(m): 5:27am On May 31, 2022
Philipponzaghi:
https://punchng.com/presidency-jonathan-in-italy-as-apc-screens-tinubu-osinbajo-others/
Goodluck Jonathan, the weakest president ever.
There is nothing on this planet that is worse than having an incompetent Mumu as a leader or president.
Even a confused president like Buhari is still better than a weak president.

I must remind folks that the weakness of Jonathan produced Buhari; by the time Jonathan completed his full 4 years this country was in a total mess, everything was upside down; everybody and their mothers in Abuja were stealing left and right…while our ogogoro president was mostly drunk. The man couldn’t even control his market woman wife.
Buhari was elected because Nigerians were mostly tired of lack of discipline, and lack of leadership at the highest level. We were badly craving for a change we could count on, and that’s how the mad man Buhari found his way to aso rock.
I pray to God for us not to ever experience such a despicable moment in Nigeria.

The truth is:
The difference between Buhari and Jonathan isn’t much; one is a confused heartless mumu while the other one is a weak mumu…0+0=0
They both brings absolutely nothing to the table…We are better off if we send one to katsina to take care of his cows and dispatch the other one all around Africa to monitor various african countries presidential elections with an unlimited ogogoro supply.

Nigerians are still one of the smartest group of people in the entire world, we absolutely deserve much more better


Say NO to a mumu leader, say NO to Jonathan!
Politics › Re: Peter Obi: "Ghana-Must-Go" Bag Spotted At LP's Convention (Photo) by zomby(m): 5:08am On May 31, 2022
The FlatHeadss can not be trusted under all circumstances.
Politics › Re: Supporters Mob Tinubu At APC Presidential Screening by zomby(m): 5:06am On May 31, 2022
Say hello to the next Nigerian president.
Everything he touches turns to diamond. Let us allow Tinubu to use his highest standard method of operation to reunite this nation and move this country forward.
Politics › Re: APC Presidential Screening Committee Clears Asiwaju Bola Tinubu To Contest by zomby(m):
Say hello to the next Nigerian president.

Nigerians, please simmer down..you will soon get the stable power supply we all have been dreaming of.

Let us allow tinubu to use his impeccable experience and priceless skills to reunite this country and Make this nation magnificent again.
Politics › Re: Wike To Back Tinubu For 2023 Presidency After Loss At PDP Primaries by zomby(m): 4:53am On May 31, 2022
aminulive:
POLITICSNIGERIA.COM


https://politicsnigeria.com/exclusive-wike-to-back-tinubu-for-2023-presidency-after-loss-at-pdp-primaries/
Who is surprised here? Because I’m not surprised at all.
After so much senseless noise expect more igbos to start crossing over to support Tinubu.
That is simply how the FlatHeadss are wired; they are selfish, greedy, self centered, but also shameless. There is absolutely no limit to what they won’t do for money…And Tinubu knows this, that’s why he isn’t bothered with their loud noise; the man knows how to keep them quiet one by one.
The easiest votes to get in Nigeria belong to the igbos, simply because they are not loyal or faithful to anything…it is all about the highest bidder.
Family › Re: I Had A Fight With My Married Younger Brother, I refused to Apologise by zomby(m): 11:44pm On May 29, 2022
Iykenuwa:
What you deserve is a bottle of Eva wine and a plate of peppersoup.


You did the right thing, defending your elder brother's honour.


He should be the one apologizing, not you.


Tell your Mum to relax, with all due respect.
In this kind of scenario I will not be surprised if the older brother isn’t even upset.
I feel that this dude has something very personal against his little brother. He used defending the older brother as an opportunity to beat up the poor boy right in front of his 5yr old son. That is not right.

There are various other civilized ways to defend your older brother, if that was our intention, but fighting like an area boy in front of a child isn’t one.

You’re not only supposed to apologize to your little brother, you must also apologize to his little son and the son’s mother.
That is the only way to show leadership and class, and then Move forward.
Family › Re: I Had A Fight With My Married Younger Brother, I refused to Apologise by zomby(m): 11:31pm On May 29, 2022
Barrister026:
It's so annoying children of nowadays think because they got baby mamas up and down they got no respect for their elders, infact once they notice you haven't had a child yet no matter how old you are, they start looking at you like their age mates or even older than.

My kid bro who I single handedly passed down wears to back then has the audacity to talk to me anyhow just because he is a father of a 5 year old boy and another one is on the way. Well that's how he's been reason he toke a lot of beatings from me back in the days...

The recent happenings happened this morning after so many years, I came home for a very close relative's burial same with our eldest bro whose in his mid 30s. Discussion we were having, one thing led to another... this kid bro of mine flared up shouting at the top of his voice to my elder bro...mom telling him to shut up he's still talking...I immediately pounce on him in the presence of his wife and kid, I gave him the beating of his life, squeezed that his lip he was using to insult our eldest bro, not minding his wife watching.

Yes I'm angry with him, the day his wife gave birth out of wedlock, he was jubilating that he the last born first us to give our parent's a grand child. I say see this one, if I wanted to have kids I would have, how many ladies has tried to trap pregnancy on me all through this years. it's just man not yet ready yet, and been married don't Just freak me yet.

Mom been gingering me to apologise to him, but I refused? Why would I?

Yes I was wrong for beating him in the presence of his pregnant wife and kid, I didn't mean to embarrass him...I felt bad myself after the whole thing.. but before he was a husband he was first my kid bro.
Yes I'm angry with him, the day his wife gave birth out of wedlock, he was jubilating that he the last born first us to give our parent's a grand child. I say see this one, if I wanted to have kids I would have, how many ladies has tried to trap pregnancy on me all through this years. it's just man not yet ready yet, and been married don't Just freak me yet.

This your statement captured my attention.
The statement comes across as immature and a little jealousy.
How come your older brother didn’t defend himself? You should have allowed your older brother to handle his business..YOU’RE NOT HIS BODYGUARD

You may not know it or want to accept it, but something tells me that you are jealous of your little brother. May be because he has something you don’t have…You should know why.
Whether you want to apologize or not, it is your call , but the fact that the incident occurred right in the presence of his 5yr old son, don’t be surprised if you regret your action in future.

Part of qualities of a magnificent leader is knowing when he or she is wrong and when to apologize without any hesitation.

Good luck!
Politics › Re: Tinubu: If Elected President, I’ll Work On Ensuring 24/7 Power Supply by zomby(m): 11:16pm On May 29, 2022
Racoon:
Tinubu: If elected president, I’ll work on ensuring 24/7 power supply in four years



https://www.thecable.ng/tinubu-if-elected-president-ill-work-on-ensuring-24-7-power-supply-in-four-years/amp
Sorry guys!
Tinubu is the only entity or candidate among a bunch that can make stable electricity in Nigeria dream come true.
Whether you like him or hate him, the man is an excellent performer, he knows what needs to be done to make great things happen. His record speaks for itself.
Politics › Re: 2023: Buhari Men Wooing Jonathan To Join APC - Punch by zomby(m): 11:43am On May 26, 2022
Makinaki:
If true, Jonathan is truly clueless & shameless.
Clueless more than anything else.
Politics › Re: 2023: Buhari Men Wooing Jonathan To Join APC - Punch by zomby(m): 11:42am On May 26, 2022
uniquetechng:
A two time governor against a former president and globally recognised diplomat ? Who is Tinubu? GEJ will floor Jagaban any day and any where.
We want a president, and not a nice guy.
GEJ knows better.
Politics › Re: 2023: Buhari Men Wooing Jonathan To Join APC - Punch by zomby(m):
If you are looking for a nice guy that can be stepped on at any time or as you desire, vote for Jonathan. But if you want Nigeria to move forward from incompetency, and backward thinking, look for other candidates that have solid experience and impeccable records.

Jonathan is a very nice guy, but too weak to move this country to the highest standards of propriety. It makes no sense to waste another 4 years with a man that obviously has no stamina or business leading anything
Politics › Re: Peter Obi's Supporters Unfollow, Block PDP On Twitter, Threaten Reno Omokri by zomby(m): 11:32am On May 26, 2022
Peter Obi didn't have a chance in the first place, therefore, the man and his tinny supporters will not be missed.
Politics › Re: Bode George: It’s A Pity Presidential Aspirant, Peter Obi Dumped PDP by zomby(m): 6:52am On May 26, 2022
How many northerners do u think is willing to vote for Obi? And how many Yoruba votes can he get?
Even the majority of the FlatHeadss will eventually go with the money man…so, who is fooling who?

Peter Obi can never win the presidential election, not in Nigeria….the man knows it and his camp also clearly knows it. That is why it is very easy for him to step aside.
Politics › Re: Bode George: It’s A Pity Presidential Aspirant, Peter Obi Dumped PDP by zomby(m): 6:48am On May 26, 2022
itaewon:
Nothing to pity here he is irrelevant to pdp
I totally agree.
I’m not sure why folks are getting carried away…is it not peter Obi? Even if the dude moves to NPN or UPN or Biafra party, he still cannot win.
Career › Re: "Abroad Life Is Not Easy" - Man Who Cleans Skyscraper Windows Says; Shares Video by zomby(m): 6:14am On May 26, 2022
Smart Nigerians are finding various ways to move their families far away from Nigeria…as most folks that are still connected to reality know for sure that it will take up to 50 yrs for things to be close to normal in Nigeria.

The big question is: why do anyone want to invest their money in a country as unstable as nigeria…especially if you have options to leave the shithole country?

$1 is now N610
Career › Re: "Abroad Life Is Not Easy" - Man Who Cleans Skyscraper Windows Says; Shares Video by zomby(m): 6:06am On May 26, 2022
zoedew:
Correct comment.
Even if you are rich, Nigeria is still not the country for you.

It is amazing and also very sad that most people don’t even know that the poor and the rich are both suffering in Nigeria…
I guess, it is all about our mindset, but for me Nigeria is not a country for human beings to live.
It is a big box of hell where absolutely NOTHING WORKS OR MAKES SENSE
Career › Re: "Abroad Life Is Not Easy" - Man Who Cleans Skyscraper Windows Says; Shares Video by zomby(m):
I honestly believe that the things that Nigerians in foreign countries miss the most are:
1. Easy access to local cooked food
2. Domestic workers
3. Easy access to different chicks
4. Excess drinking
5. Easy access to various “awanbe” gatherings
6. And finally the LAWLESSNESS on ground.
Other than that, majority of these people would rather stay away from Nigeria.

Even though, Within their (Nigerians that live in foreign countries) 2 weeks vacation in Nigeria, all these things on my list are very easy to see as living life to the fullest…But the truth is, Nigeria is a super charged SHITHOLE, which can’t be fully detected in 2 weeks.
To truly see what Nigeria is all about, I recommend to these Nigerians in foreign countries to come home and stick around for about 8 months… 8 months is enough for shit to really hit the fan, is enough for them to thank God and thank their stars for the opportunity to live far away from the shithole country called Nigeria.

Everything in the country from the top to the bottom makes absolutely no sense.
If you want to die young, you can abandon your foreign country and return back to Nigeria to live.
Career › Re: "Abroad Life Is Not Easy" - Man Who Cleans Skyscraper Windows Says; Shares Video by zomby(m):
Anitaarthur:
A US-based Nigerian man who works as a window cleaner has shared a hustling video of himself while advising his colleagues in Nigeria not to be deceived by what social media presents to them all day about foreign countries.

The video the man shared on social media shows the moment he was in the sky cleaning the windows of a skyscraper with his colleague African brothers.

They are seen hanging on a lever on the building moving up and down horizontally.

https://allgistroom.com/abroad-life-man-skyscraper-windows/
I admire this brother and also respect his hustle, but he must speak for himself.

Yes, life in certain foreign countries may not be 100% perfect, but anything is better than a country (Nigeria) where leaders only work towards stealing, where 90% of the youths are jobless, where human beings’ lives are constantly taken without any sensible justification, where certain areas in the country haven’t seen power supply or water supply for more that 10 yrs…Where an average citizen can’t afford to eat a decent meal twice a day.

So, give me a fuckkking break, anywhere is better than this miserable hopeless country. Many folks here wouldn’t mind to sweep market floor in America as long as they can provide for their families.

It doesn’t feel good when a son tells his father that he is hungry and the father doesn’t have an answer….
Abeg hang me too on the side of the building and make me move up and down as I clean the sides of the building . At the end of the day, I will eat, my folks will eat and I will even have extra money to send to Nigeria

Anything is better than the current situation of things in this country.
Politics › Re: How EFCC Broke Into Rochas Okorocha’s House Through The Ceiling by zomby(m): 1:52pm On May 25, 2022
All these bastards claim that they were very wealthy before they were elected to their various political positions….BUT THE TRUTH IS, A REAL NIGERIAN WEALTHY MAN DOESN’T HAVE TIME FOR POLITICS…HE WOULD RATHER FOCUS HIS 100% ATTENTION TO GROWING HIS BUSINESSES AND MAKING MORE MONEY.
Only a FAKE rich man (thief) goes into politics in Nigeria to steal money.

They all should burn in hell!
Politics › Re: How EFCC Broke Into Rochas Okorocha’s House Through The Ceiling by zomby(m):
GLeesMODEL:
ABUJAPRESS reports that a video of how EFCC Operative broke into the house of APC senator, Rochas Okorocha has emerged.


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YHbndLRTJ_A

the video which was a live recording, the officers were seen breaking in through the ceiling to arrest the senator who was accused of jumping bail and failing to honour the invitation of the anti-graft agencies at different times.

How the attempt started through the bullet proof doors...

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=74UcCKySW_w
This could have been avoided if these bunch of FlatHeadss had opened the door.

The lady in the video says, “look at them, look at what they are doing to someone who hasn’t done anything”
Too funny I can’t even laugh…
Have you seen any Nigerian governor or senator that hasn’t done anything wrong??

Nigeria the giant of Africa is currently on the floor, and about to go underground because of all these vultures called leaders…
I have absolutely no problem to watch a thief viciously fighting another thief… TO HELL WITH ALL OF THEM!
They can all go and hug an active transformer and go straight to hell. NO MERCY FOR SINNERS!

Buhari too shall get his days when the time is right.
Family › Re: See The Message I Sent To My Uncle In America And He Sent Me N30,000 by zomby(m): 11:49am On May 24, 2022
bolrew:
Imagine you are complaining of #30,000 you didn't work for.......... And from your text, it indicates that your uncle had previously sent money to you. Learn to say thank you
The dude is blessed with a very lovely uncle...Some other uncles would have immediately blocked his number.

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