₦airaland Forum

Anybody wey dey collapse and faint for this country is taking a very big risk. Our indigenous 'malt and milk' first aid program is now expensive.

Na only pure water dem go pour for your head, if you wake, dem go thank God, if you no wake, life goes on.



Collapse and Faint at your own risk.

Unclebayo:
there is power in the tongue bro

Use that same power to declare 10 billion dollars in your account now, I want to check something.

Shomek:
As a guy can you date your yunger sister friend ?

I don't have any younger sister.

Back then, my elder sister no dey allow me close to her friends.

VeryWickedMan:
I can pay the ransom in exchange for the corpse.

Are you under Skullarship program?

Zxcvbnmghtr:
Always talking from your anus.

A typical short Nigerian woman. Always quick to anger.

Tueh!

In whatever you do in this life, avoid short women.

A short Nigerian girl is a recipe for disaster.

robosky02:
Kaiser Chief's offer

And one from Europe


Let's see how it goes

Moving from Chippa United to Kaizer Chiefs is same as moving from Ekiti state to Kogi state.

Nigeria remains the only country in the world where both the living and dead don't enjoy peace of mind.

Person go struggle finish, come die make e go rest, still una no go allow make e rest in peace. Some even go to the extent of mining skulls of the dead.

Which kind useless country be this?

No true Igbo man is a Muslim by heart.


Any Muslim Igbo man is just a business man looking for avenue to blow.

First ask the unemployed how they're surviving.

EreluRoz:
He's not in love but depressed for losing his meal ticket

He learnt that from Nigerian girls.

After a failed relationship, Nigerian girls are mostly heartbroken and depressed cos their benefactor is no longer there for them.

She's beautiful.



God bless their union.

Chukwuebuka Collins is now Hausa

EEIA:
That food looks only second to what Ahnie would cook.


to me, it is took 2nd position looking like puke.

She's the one. Asaba Halle Berry!

chiiraq802:
I no like veggies and rice but the neatness of this Chaw catch my Eyerine.

Where's the neatness

Why should a sane man trust a Nigerian girl?

From fry pan to fire.

You did illegal transaction and still got the nerves to report to pmt management?

You should be arrested in a saner clime!

Uyi168:
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This emilokan regime na wake and see..

God abeg,make these people nor touch my darling sporty bet..

60million grand audit. Go hard,or go home!

See you see home

madfind:
How much is it in ur area

Scan with your phone.

Sonnobax15:
ok bro...this one wey you advise me to spend untop my banny today so,hope all is well?

All is well.

Your banny is a good woman. You always say good things about her.

Extend my regards to her.

EreluRoz:
Revolution

Let it start from South West.

EreluRoz:
Stop these already, let's forge ahead and think of what next to do.

Forge ahead with Tinubu as the president?

Nigeria will not progress with Tinubu as the president. Man is clueless.

Malroux:
Until they protest against bad economy I won't take them serious.

Na SW and North get to protest against bad economy cos they're the ones that voted and supported an incompetent man to rule Nigeria.

Just continue spending money on her, she'll eventually love you enough one day.

Get yourself a new pair of jeans trouser to celebrate the Val. Don't allow poverty to take away your self-esteem as a man.

. I sent her Valentines day gift it’s been over 6 hours she received it, she hasn’t opened it to give me a feedback.
I called her to check if she got the items and her response was “I will open it later” with a very uninterested vibe .

She has opened the gift and it's least of what she expected from you.

My only concern is, why and how a sane man in this country will spend his time, resources and energy to care about a Nigerian girl he's sharing with numerous men.

Learn to detach your emotions when dealing with a Nigerian girl!

Sonnobax15:

Thank God say my own banny is in Enugu serving her father's land........But by the end of the day,after my evening hustle,I go just stroll enter one bar for my street junction,take like one bottle of chilled heineken with many assorted meat.....

Life no hard abeg...

Make sure you send your banny money make she follow you enjoy too.

Seems you're dating an oracle



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