₦airaland Forum

Tallesty1:
It is their display of physical affection amongst themselves for me. Females cuddle their friends, touch some places that I would normally deck a guy for trying, peck each other, etc.

An average woman has 97.693% of lesbianism in her.

EreluRoz:
Yes, the milk in that tea will sustain her.

I don't want to believe you're underestimating the efficacy of hot Egg rolls with chilled Coke.

EreluRoz:
Egg roll can't solve it na. She said she was really hungry

Hunger that egg rolls cannot solve, is it bread and tea that can solve it?

Clairvoyancy:
OP you didn't buy 300 beans, what you bought is Beans 150, Water 100, and Palm Oil 50.


Try look for Garri 200 to sandfill that thing, else don't go out today o, cos if you do, you go branch like 3 fast food or bank just to defecate before you finally get to work, even when you finally get to work, just tell your colleagues to leave one particular toilet for you, cos running stomach and watery poo will make you privatise it that you will spend about 4 out of the 6 working hours you have in that toilet... If you like no follow my advice, your eye go clear.

Tinubu I hail thee, you really do this one

Omo
Use Garri to sandfill watery beans

Darlingme:
You have a point, but don't you think is the man's fault? Bringing two women together in that way?

How's it the fault of an African man to have two wives?

delzbaba:
If a woman continues helping people without being appreciated she will soon stop the help, let her do that in her own time, with the other issues on ground, I feel that is her own way of adapting to a new society, she wants to connect with people apart from her family, I will advice you look for a church where Africans are many so that she can expand her friendship net and forget about those guys , in all be patient and supportive

You didn't even bother to know if they're Muslims before suggesting African Church

Blame their mothers.

Women have ways of destroying a happy home.

God and Adam were paddy until Eve came.

Logically, the policeman is doing his ONLY job.


What is the importance of the policeman to the clergyman if there's an attack?

Policeman go drop gun and run, leaving his subject at risk.

Allow the olopa to open door to justify his pay.

EreluRoz:
Thank God nobody quoted my post, it's actually me sef. All Lagos people are too energetic and I don't know how they survive combining work and others. No wonder Lagos guys are very aggressive and impatient. Immediately I know a guy is resident in Lagos, I komot my mind immediately because I know he's coming with a lot of baggage

Na only "mai shas" living in Lagos fit get your time.

EreluRoz:
It's a federal work nuprc but she has gotten another one in her base.

Not everyone can cope in Lagos so I wouldn't blame her that much

She's valueless. I see no reason for you to create a thread because your valueless friend rejected a job offer in Lagos state.

Lagos doesn't need more mad people. Having humans like you and your kind in that city is enough, in my opinion.

No more liabilities in Lagos.

What value will she add to Lagos state?


Her loss.

As Nigerians, Portable is valuable to us than Laide Bakare.

Emma1Oj:
Let some people pay for your attention) not by cash, let dem go through stress before dey can see you.)

Why must people go through stress before seeing you? Is you God?

God forbid you become a politician, na so people from your constituency go dey buy form before seeing you.

Lastly, drink enough water.

Whenever a Nigerian girl is crying, she's guilty.

Babangidapikin:
He looks strangle abi why his the tongue coming out ... let me wait for autopsy ..

Nigerian police gave him a painful death.

Jennyclay:
All these nonsense combination of food you broke people do eat always make me laugh.

Rice, plantain, stew, egusi, ogbono, spaghetti and beans all mixed in one plate.

Nawa oo!!

This broke and non virgin Nigerian girl again

Get the car, and please don't allow any Nigerian girl to monopolize the front seat.

If there must be need to carry one, don't let her put her dirty legs on the dashboard.

Rice that can't sustain a family of 5 for four weeks



See someone's husband and father smiling publicly because of 8kg rice.
Chai

How do people eat rice and spaghetti together

Substitute the spaghetti with salad or vegetable next time.

Is this the solution

EreluRoz:
Please change your mindset, don't lose hope and I'm assuring you that things will be better soon

Things will get worse, brace up and stop deceiving yourself.

EreluRoz:
What did the holy book tells you about difficult times? It said we should call on God in difficult times and at all times, so put Nigeria in your daily prayers

I'll rather call on God to help the palm tress in my community than to pray for Nigeria and I'll also lead the campaign for Tinubu's continuity in my area.

We must destroy this country make everybody rest!

A surprise that comes with a camera is not a convincing surprise to me.



Congratulations to the couple for the new baby.

EreluRoz:
God please we need your intervention , hear the cries of your children and direct our leaders right.

Please extend a good hand to your neighbors in need.

You voted and supported Tinubu, now you're praying to God to direct the disaster you created.

Stop disturbing innocent God, he's not aware of a country called Nigeria!

Orlu13:
mumu man..he went to rescue a woman

from time to time, u have never seen women die fr men only men dying fr a woman yet these useless gender will still be saying trash abt men forming women power upandan

I agree with you.
💯

AlexBells:
You must not earn in dollars, just clear some bush this dry season, dark that’s all

After planting, won't you send your monstrous herdsmen to go invade his farm?

Before the end of February, a dollar will sell for N2300.

No thanks to the "builder of lagos".

superCleanworks:
which political party?

So, you'll know if em follow for our problems for this country, abi?

The question "Who are you" is a psychological question devised by Nigerian policemen to weigh a suspect.

When you start to explain immediately who you are, it shows you're a chaff, that's when they start to exploit and bully you. No reputable person responds to "who are you" question from a Nigerian police officer.