₦airaland Forum

Munzy14:
This your mouth eeehhh😆😆😆

Happy Sunday, brother.

Romanoff:
Belle never sweet me like this in a long while. To god be the glory, more strength and efficiency to our boys.

God.

ekelebeXstunner:
They’re witches, how? Oyibos will call them acrobats.

The Arabs will call them Gymnasts.

mikok9876:
GREECE

Greece in Ikorodu

I'm certain he got no fire extinguisher or insurance policy.

You're mad!

illicit:
Ok

Where's the riddle?

E dey come, E dey road.

EreluRoz:
Mtcheww

See you see menopause. Your mind go touch ground.

Your wife will wake up 5 am Cook, Wash, Clean, Advice You, wash, wake up early, come back home clean house, prepare your breakfast, rush to market, start preparing dinner,

Your wife did all these FREE for her school boyfriend before she married you...why is she complaining now?

It takes menopause for a Nigerian woman to realise men are not scum.

They start acting sensible when they're approaching the wall.

Nigerians so much believe in luck and prayers, the reason the country is retrogressing.

Imagine elderly people living in one of the best cities in Africa praying for a faulty transformer to work

We're too lazy, the reason we try to leave everything to luck and prayers.

No amount of propaganda can take away my love for slim girls.


Me and slim girls;

Stephen2324:
My Guy babe don leave am because e no Dey last for bed, I really feel for him man

Don't feel for him. You should be happy for him if you're truly a good friend.

Liability left him, there's joy in heaven.

Vinnie2000:
Iyaebe aka IconicR, leave the Young Man Alone Plz.

Pardon her. Maybe obsession is part of her healing.

After boasting and telling your neighbors you can feed them and their families, you now want to pack out during the day?

You want them to see your torn foams and dilapidated pots?

I go first chop belleful before thinking of the next step. Na me dem sack for work no be my stomach.

Fool!

That Nonsense will never work.

A fool and his money are soon parted.

Plus forest, minus forest, match must be played.

proff010:
Tinubu the strategist bring them all onboard. 2027 is secured

Why e never bring you onboard?

I’ll become a professor, and my salary will be a miserable N440,000 monthly. Me, I’m tired sef!”

Nigerian professors are not adding any value to the nation.

The ones at the medical field, ordinary vaccine for malaria, they can't produce yet they're the loudest.

The ones at Mechanical engineering can't even change their car oil without the help of a roadside mechanic.

Na only to sell textbooks, speak big big grammar and rig elections for politicians dem sabi. Nonsense!

The Bribee and Briber should be in jail.

Omo, I don stop to dey judge people with what they choose to do with their time and life.

Your Sunday morning Church time is another man's football playing time.

I complained about a minor pain in my scrotum to a female doctor at a general hospital and she didn't waste time to tell me to bring it out. She placed the thing in her hand

A 20-year-old girl has seen more dick and scrotum than a 50-year-old man.

The female doctor can differentiate between normal scrotum and abnormal scrotum because she has been with over 50 scrotums in her lifetime unlike the male doctor that specialises in clitoris, the reason she didn't waste time to tell you to bring it out.

Who finds an evening newspaper attractive?

I can't fall in love with a hefty woman.

money121:
38yrs

All is well

I'm not sure all is well with a 38 years old Nigerian unmarried woman.

At tender age, an average Nigerian girl's dream is to get married to a rich man , have kids and enjoy life to the fullest.

At 38, when those dreams are not fulfilled or not anywhere close, how do you expect "All to be well" ?

I need an answer as why young boys keep approaching me to date them".

Evening newspaper, no one finds you attractive, na lash boys wan lash. Stop feeling funky!

NCAN fully represented.

This denial shows there's alot of truth in what we've been hearing.

Apc's Manifest is to deny and express shock.

Buhari was in charge of expressing shock, now Tinubu is swimming in denial.

ukaface:
I won’t be able to bear the shame if Nigeria no win Cameroon

Why?

You work with Cameroonians?

It has started already. If you update your opay app, you won't be able to conduct any transaction until you link your NIN.

I was forced to downgrade from tier 3 to tier 1 just to buy airtime from their app two days.