₦airaland Forum

SUPERPACK:
Speak to the landlord, e get why.

Leave am, make e dey compose poem. E go clear for em eyes.

It was also alleged that one of the students, in the process of the phone submission, attempted to outsmart the school authority by submitting an empty phone pouch sealed with a phone screen guard on its top, but was however caught in the act, and may face suspension or outright expulsion from the school

Nigerians and their over smartness

Sorry about that.

Just find house close to your electrician. In situation like this, it's best you make the electrician your neighbor.

dfrost:


I don't understand

Understand women first.

A cup of Garri is healthier and valuable than the girlfriend and the junk food joined together.

The container is for the "Office of the Girlfriend", the next girlfriend will inherit the container.


God bless that legend abundantly.

Elections have consequences.


May God have mercy on his soul.

My gentility ends the moment a woman raises her filthy and promiscuous hand on me. I must ensure I remove like two teeth from her mouth, just to teach her an everlasting lesson never to hit a man first.

As a woman, if you want to maintain your sweet and cute face, don't hit a man like me first.


The phrase "Don't hit a woman" is a tool devised by demons to feminize the world.

Always fight fire with fire.
Only through vawulence shall thy experience peace.

No NEPA light, no generator, why going into business that requires steady power


You don't just wake up one morning and venture into any business, just because you don't want to be idle.

Study your environment very well before starting any business.

WHAT TO PRODUCE and HOW TO PRODUCE should be your major concern when floating a business.

Beans and egg in one plate

They should start with Buhari, if they're serious.

So, Agbero dey get aides in Lagos?

Nice2023:
I am in level 10 waiting for my 12 soon...but i can vividly tell u,that govt job is a no no for me.

By next year I am leaving.

Allow her to reach your level before advising her to quit.

Government job is a no no for you but you don reach level 10, waiting for 12.

Jennyclay:
Biko, Come use the money to buy wig for me. The wig i intend to buy is just 300k.

Biko! Thank you!

300k on a head that can't recite the 36 states and capital?

Out of nowhere, nature provided protein.

On what basis?


NDLEA should go check what these people in Leadership Newspaper are smoking

Burna Boy
Speed Darlington
Portable
Davido
WizKid.


In that order.

Jennyclay:
This useless man is still a child .

Only you went to club and be spraying strippers money thinking you were peppering your estranged wife, only you is still laying curses on her . This man is really mad .

Silence is really the best answer for foolish men!

Foolish and childish men everywhere!!

Shiorr!!

Why that "spraying of strippers" still dey pain you up till now?

Don't know about the first, but the second is
high breed of Ekuke, aka, Eku special.

Make money and allow your personality do the introduction.

RickyJesus:
Don't be, I always try to prevent stupidity from occurring twice. Consider this civic social responsibility.

I'll advise you evaluate the mental health of the person you're responding to.

Foolishness is contagious. Be very careful of the people you interact with.

Cheap propaganda.

fyzaila:
It can work, just give yourselves the benefit of doubts until proven otherwise.

Benefit of doubt for a liability?

Where's the woman


I didn't see any woman in the video

What are we to do with this information?

Keep piling body counts for prospective husband. Anu!

We have been dating for two months already

Just two months and you're acting like a drenched mouse

Allow women to worry about some certain things. Something like this shouldn't bother a man that truly want to go far in life.

You should be bothered how to adapt to your new work environment not about our community project.

Isn't that the essence of the roadblock?

Or you think Nigerian police roadblock is to grant your long life and prosperity?

where he had gone to wire ₦4000 to his wife in his home village.

Proximate cause of death.


Things men do for love.

Imagine dying for love yet some broke and wretched girls here always say "menascum". Foolish broke feminists!


God rest your soul, man. You're a legend.

Amotolongbo:
It should be 60

1 + 5(1) = 6

2 + 6(2) = 14

3 + 7(3) = 24

5 + 11(5) = 60

If you like solve from now till tomorrow, if your answer is not 40, go back and have a talk with your mathematics teacher.

talk2hb1:
I am bounded by bro code.

Correct man. 💯

That niggarrrr came in form of a serpent to tempt you, but you gallant.

Come and marry my girlfriend.

superCleanworks:
good one. it is amazing what a little care can do.

they should stop following the lady around with cameras like it is some kind of circus. treat her like a human being.

She got the attention of the state government through camera, why should they discard the camera now