Rhino.5dm:
Think positive. Think of what those fingers can do to your punny.

I can never use my hands on a lady. God forbid.

and what can ur hands do to my....... Whatever? u don marry o! Abi u forget?

Talk is truly cheap. This is nairaland

anitank:
Don't stress it hon. I can always make my hair or get a 'bold 10' anytime I want to

freecocoa: Ehen here they come,majority of the guys will come here to claim "I'm quite tall" even when we know say some just use 2 inches tall pass Aki and Pawpaw,make una carry go,afterall na internet.

lwkmd!!! Babe!!!!

stillme:

U look sweet.

Awwww thanks sugar

anitank:
Don't stress it hon. I can always make my hair or get a 'bold 10' anytime I want to

now that's ma gurl talking!! No mind rhino im think say e fit intimidate us with BB and money! Rhino show us ur pisure!!!

Those fingers are faster than dual vibr.ators . . .The last time I combined them with my tongue, the damsel had a partial memory loss. . . .mama mia!

berem: and what can ur hands do to my....... Whatever? u don marry o! Abi u forget?

Rhino.5dm:
Talk is truly cheap. This is nairaland

For real. And it happens to be even cheaper on NL dan anywher else I knw

berem: 14" dicck? That's almost the height of my 14" TV! Lord have mercy on that joystick of urs!!!

laff no go kill me

Ishilove:
Hear hear, sister! High five!!

Muahhhhh!!

Is 5 ft 6 tall?

berem: now that's ma gurl talking!! No mind rhino im think say e fit intimidate us with BB and money! Rhino show us ur pisure!!!

Lol! No mind am, him think say na by mouth

berem: bros! Abeg u no tall joor! Only someone shorter than u will take u to be very tall!

abeg free the guy jor

My dear psuedonomer,dont mind all 'em bad belle peeps hating on folks who aint tall. You are of average height,same height as my old man. He is 5'7 while Mum is 5'9. They complement each other well and luckily for my brothers,they took my mum's height, their heights ranging between 5ft'11 and 6ft'3.

Fear not, there are women for all short folks, though i personally will not want to end up with a short man because i am a few inches shy of 5'7.

on a serious note, I lost count of number of phones I have bought for ladies in naija.

anitank:
Lol! No mind am, him think say na by mouth

Rhino.5dm:
Bros, I swear with God I use to make them wet my pillow with tears.

No be lie!

Yo, BoboYekini and Mr Rhino, dont turn this thread to a dicck measuring contest! . And i mean that literally

Wonder dee: Is 5 ft 6 tall?

that's short abeg! Am 6ft tall. I can imagine were someone with that height is standing next to me. No insults intended pls.

erm . ..do you have anything to offer

Ishilove:
Yo, BoboYekini and Mr Rhino, dont turn this thread to a dicck measuring contest . And i mean that literally

Is that you on the profile pix?

Ishilove:
Yo, BoboYekini and Mr Rhino, dont turn this thread to a dicck measuring contest! . And i mean that literally

Rhino.5dm:

. . .na jealousy and envy they worry dem. I once made my examination officer at university to shift and change my exams after giving her what money can't buy. she confessed and thank me, after a marathon and night vigil of phocking and removal of cob webs from her thighs.

See mouth. You get mouth like nuclear bomb

Lmao!

Hilarious comments... I'm short and proud (5'5) and my lady is tall, standing at 5'11 without heels. Lord knows she owns a lot of them.

It's quite comical when we go for functions cuz she usually wear heels. I take the piss, she takes the piss, our parents take the piss and not to forget close friends.

At my height, MOST people I meet are taller than me and luckily I grew up with tall people so no complex about my height.

I believe the 'shortest' girl I've ever dated stood at 5'7, yeah to me that's tall . Not that it's a criteria, it's just that at my height even year 10 kids are taller than me .

There are a lot more factors that constitute choosing a partner and more importantly being a MAN than looks.

I'm of 'average' looks and all that stuff but never lacked, so guess like fat folks I must have a 'bubbly personality' .

It's a shame WE get hung up on the physical and material side of things and miss real gems.

Her friends remind her how she swore she will never date a guy shorter than her, lucky me I guess.

My folks reckon our kids will be taller than me by age 5!!!

She said she prayed for tall, dark & handsome, 1 out of 3 ain't bad she said!!! *won't say which one*

There are a lot more serious issues a couple will face or when choosing a partner than height difference.

Sure, there are some physical constraints, a post suggested jumping & climbing the guy - not possible, if she tries to jump me it will be like clearing hurdles.

I can carry her, not the princess type tho but more like over the shoulder potato sack type

I can tell when she drives my car judging by the distance I've to cover to reach the steering wheel.

She can tell when I drive hers, no prize for guessing how

I guess sometimes, height like age is just a number! Having a sense of humor and substance can help to.

Just thought I throw my experience in the ring.

p.s I used to laugh at Tom Cruise when he was married to Nicole

Rhino.5dm:
Is that you on the profile pix?

Yes.

Ishilove:
Yo, BoboYekini and Mr Rhino, dont turn this thread to a dicck measuring contest! . And i mean that literally

hmmm! We are yet to see the 14" inch dicck by Mr.rhino.fear still dey catch me for hear sha.

No be lie!. . . and I can make you ask for more

Ishilove:
See mouth. You get mouth like nuclear bomb

berem: hmmm! We are yet to see the 14" inch dicck by Mr.rhino.fear still dey catch me for hear sha.

14 inches ma black and proud asss . Na for internet dem get mouth pass

I can't do that here.

berem: hmmm! We are yet to see the 14" inch dicck by Mr.rhino.fear still dey catch me for hear sha.

Rhino.5dm:
No be lie!. . . and I can make you ask for more

more what?

I like you . . .I can buy you bold5

Ishilove:
Yes.

more screaming and shouting. . .

Ishilove:
more what?

Rhino.5dm:
on a serious note, I lost count of number of phones I have bought for ladies in naija.

OMG! I didn't knw Santa Claus is here with us. Yayyyyyyy its gono be an early christmas for me. Give me ur e-mail leme text d address u're sending mine to, only I won't be needing a bold 5 but a Porsche. God loves a cheerful giver

Rhino.5dm:
Yes am married. what about it? sweetie no dey dull yourself joor. I can give you what most of the so-called chin gum guys can't.

abi you know no say na married men get experience pass in shining of Congo?

Kai, guy, i pity your wife shaaaaa.

Poor woman

berem: hmmm! We are yet to see the 14" inch dicck by Mr.rhino.fear still dey catch me for hear sha.

Are you already into him?Just tell him. No pretence tolerated here o and no forming.Why do girls get crazy over huge di.ck? I have noticed that.

send me a PM via nairaland.

anitank:
OMG! I didn't knw Santa Claus is here with us. Yayyyyyyy its gono be an early christmas for me. Give me ur e-mail leme text d address u're sending mine to, only I won't be needing a bold 5 but a Porsche. God loves a cheerful giver

Rhino.5dm:
I like you . . .I can buy you bold5

i like you too. BB porsche nko?