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Re: Nigerian Jokes by CrazyMan(m): 3:22pm On Oct 30, 2006 |
really funny |
Re: Nigerian Jokes by selecta90(m): 3:54pm On Feb 16, 2007 |
haa, dts reli funni |
Re: Nigerian Jokes by rubi(f): 9:13pm On May 16, 2008 |
A man and his family went to the village to celebrate xmas. On xmas day the man ask his son to bring one fat goat and a knife to kill the goat. As obident son he is he went and did as his father instructed him. His father has this kind of eye called (4.30) The father took the knife and ask his son to hold the goat at the other end so that he can cut the goat but because he has 4.30 eyes he pointed the knife toward the son rather on the goat his son screamed in a loud voice dad I am not the goat I am your humble son please point the knife to the goat rather than towards your son. Ha Ha ha ha ha !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! |
Re: Nigerian Jokes by paulipopo(m): 9:36pm On May 16, 2008 |
Teacher: Dele what is your favorite flower? Dele: Chrysantomanus Teacher: Spell it please Dele: Actually I think I like roses better. |
Re: Nigerian Jokes by lysaa(f): 8:46pm On Nov 08, 2008 |
do we know chrysatomanus in 9ja? |
Re: Nigerian Jokes by Azo(m): 9:00pm On Nov 08, 2008 |
olodo |
Re: Nigerian Jokes by lysaa(f): 9:02pm On Nov 08, 2008 |
no for real, i nor know, u know? |
Re: Nigerian Jokes by krama(m): 9:04am On Nov 09, 2008 |
Ask me again |
Re: Nigerian Jokes by cbase: 9:57am On Nov 09, 2008 |
and again |
Re: Nigerian Jokes by Gabry(f): 2:54pm On Nov 09, 2008 |
and again |
Re: Nigerian Jokes by mykali(m): 8:23pm On Nov 09, 2008 |
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Re: Nigerian Jokes by krama(m): 8:40pm On Nov 09, 2008 |
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Re: Nigerian Jokes by mykali(m): 8:50pm On Nov 09, 2008 |
hey. whatz up kramz. |
Re: Nigerian Jokes by krama(m): 8:56pm On Nov 09, 2008 |
Hi mykali, i'm just upwardly mobile. . . you? |
Re: Nigerian Jokes by cbase: 9:13pm On Nov 09, 2008 |
just downwardly mobile, I guess |
Re: Nigerian Jokes by clemcykul(f): 11:47am On Nov 10, 2008 |
where have u been i miss u somehow |
Re: Nigerian Jokes by mykali(m): 12:51pm On Nov 14, 2008 |
krama: same here bro. |
Re: Nigerian Jokes by princesa(f): 1:32pm On Nov 14, 2008 |
who woke this thread |
Re: Nigerian Jokes by Gabry(f): 3:49am On Nov 16, 2008 |
as if you dont know, you grandma of course |
Re: Nigerian Jokes by princesa(f): 1:35pm On Nov 17, 2008 |
as in lysaa |
Re: Nigerian Jokes by krama(m): 8:31pm On Nov 19, 2008 |
Lysaa che karamin danga? |
Re: Nigerian Jokes by Cayon(f): 4:54am On Dec 09, 2008 |
Woman who traveled to Nigeria to marry a man she met on the Internet has been sentenced A woman who left her five children alone and traveled to Nigeria to marry a man she met on the Internet has been sentenced to five years probation. She must also take parenting classes and complete 150 hours of community service and would go to jail for up to two years if she violates her probation. The probation plan also requires that she has a job and a home that is clean and safe by July before she can get her five children back. Her attorney said "I think it's the best resolution to a difficult situation. I'm happy about it," She is appealing her convictions for child abandonment and endangerment Her children aged 1, 7, 8, 9, 15 and 16 were found living alone in the home in very poor conditions. During her trial, the woman said that she left food and a food card, but authorities said the card had no money on it. She also said she had expected her sister to care for the children while she went to Nigeria but her sister did not make the trip to Houston. Source: Ngex |
Re: Nigerian Jokes by kattie101(f): 7:06am On May 23, 2009 |
A flight from London to Kano develops faults in Nigerian airspace. Very worried the captain calls the Aminu Kano airport. "Aminu kano airport this is captain smith reporting flight 007" "Do you copy?" Kano tower; - "yes Alhaji Smith we kofi" British Airways "Flight 007 Reporting technical faults" Kano tower; - "kai haba!" British Airways; - "sorry tower couldnt get that" Kano tower; - "okay plight 00Seben kan you tune fawa in injin?" British Airways; - "Negative power in engines dead" Kano tower;- "Walahi?" British Airways; - "Negative didnt copy" Kano Tower;- "Kan u kom down to altitude twenty thousand pit?" British Airways; - "negative tower, wings wont respond" Kano tower; - "kai!" British Airways; - "negative didnt copy that tower" Kano Tower; - "okay d flane will kom down in som time due to low injin = fawa, ofun yo taya at altidute sis thousan fit, due 1st sebenty digri" British Airways; - "Negative, can't activate the landing gear" Kano tower;- 'wayyo!' British Airways; - "awaiting order, flight 007" Kano Towers;- "okay refit apta me" British Airways; - "okay what?" Kano Tower; - "ASHADU ANLA ILAHA ILLALAHU, WA ASHADU ANNA MUHAMMADAN RASULULLAHI! (Prayer for the dead!) @ seun, am still dying from laugh. LMFAO, my rib carge hurts so bad |
Re: Nigerian Jokes by clemcykul(f): 10:57am On May 23, 2009 |
serves u right |
Re: Nigerian Jokes by Lolabbey: 1:09pm On May 25, 2009 |
and serves u left |
Re: Nigerian Jokes by blissieng(f): 4:54pm On May 26, 2009 |
*yawns* |
Re: Nigerian Jokes by Lolabbey: 10:29am On May 27, 2009 |
go bak 2 bed |
Re: Nigerian Jokes by TOYOSI20(f): 11:04am On May 27, 2009 |
yeah no mind am |
Re: Nigerian Jokes by Lolabbey: 1:02pm On May 27, 2009 |
u don wash d plates inside kitchen |
Re: Nigerian Jokes by Godmother(f): 9:52pm On Jul 09, 2009 |
Kiss and Slap President Olusegun Obasanjo, Governor Orji Uzo Kalu (Gov. of Abia), the former Miss World, Agbani Darego and Former Aviation Minister Kema Chikwe are sitting in a train going through a dark tunnel. Suddenly, there is this kissing sound and then a slap!!! The train comes out of the tunnel into daylight. The women and Orji Uzo Kalu are sitting there looking perplexed, b'cos everyone heard the slap, but nobody was sure where it came from. Obasanjo is bent over, holding his face which is red from the slap. All of them remain diplomatically quiet and nobody says anything, least of all, sorry! Chikwe is thinking: "Nigerian men are all crazy and even these ones here are all lusting after Agbani. Obasanjo must have tried to kiss her in the tunnel. It is quite proper that she slapped him." Agbani is thinking: "Mr President must have moved to kiss me, and got slapped, but by whom?" Obasanjo is thinking: "Damn it, Orji must have tried to kiss Agbani, she thought it was me and slapped me, but could this little girl do such a thing without fear?" Kalu is thinking: "If this train goes through another dark tunnel I could make another kissing sound and slap Obasanjo again." 1 Like |
Re: Nigerian Jokes by donclemo(m): 12:06am On Aug 01, 2009 |
Dbanj and Don jazy were comming from a show in the middle of the night and the met policemen on their way policeman: where are u comming from at this time of the night Dbang: Am Dbanj no long thing Policeman:Coporal! coporal: sir Policeman: coporal get me the long koboko i say the long one.He says he needs d long one as soon coporal brings the koboko Djang was whipped 6 hot lashes then he shouted "AM DBANJ NO SHOT THING IS DON JAZZY AGAIN" as Don Jazzy heared his name seeing Dbanj in pain he quickly replied "MOGBONO FELE FELE NO CALL MY NAME FOR HERE OH, |
Re: Nigerian Jokes by clemcykul(f): 12:05pm On Aug 01, 2009 |
u try |
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