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| Re: Offtopic "Bar Joint" For Jokers (season II) by iamsaheed(m): 8:51am On Mar 08, 2013 |
larride: Chai, this bar don old ooo, make i go park my tricycle for one corner, make them no go steal this customized toyota tricycle wey i dey use dy hustle, abeg barman/barwoman, give me two hot plates of ODEKU and chilled roasted chicken.*pulls a chair n seats next to u* Sir sorry to bug u o...why do u wnt to waste ur hard earned money u gt frm ur three cycle on odeku n sikin  ? |
| Re: Offtopic "Bar Joint" For Jokers (season II) by Nobody: 10:19am On Mar 08, 2013 |
^^ Maybe, one of those hypothetical Legal Decisions, some people actually decides to ruin their hard earned cash on my frizzled Chicken - Thats sure a Blessing In disguise!  **Serves Larride his treats** Um Saheed, talking about Tuning up the Bar, how'd u See a Stripper show here? Dont tell me u're that religious and wont buy the idea Cos i really know what u Muslim-Arabians can be On a really Horror day  |
| Re: Offtopic "Bar Joint" For Jokers (season II) by Kingso23: 2:20pm On Mar 08, 2013 |
Driving by on my way back from my gf's place after we had quarrel sighted a bar wt a NEON light drove my 2013 MDRN computrised RANGE-ROVER SPORT into the vip parking space, wearyly look aroun d area for security men but couldnt find non so i orderd d head lamp off and activate the security system, picked up my heavy wallet steps out fron d jeep and into d bar........... |
| Re: Offtopic "Bar Joint" For Jokers (season II) by Nobody: 2:54pm On Mar 08, 2013 |
**Wondering to himself** If there's one big thing i hate, its got to be Chauffeurs who pose around with their Employer's Lift! - Welcome Sire, what can I serve U?  |
| Re: Offtopic "Bar Joint" For Jokers (season II) by larride(m): 10:05pm On Mar 08, 2013 |
 My tricycle is goneWalahi, una go see pepper for this bar today, wey this useless barman. ****Calling the IGP immediately*** |
| Re: Offtopic "Bar Joint" For Jokers (season II) by Kingso23: 10:19pm On Mar 08, 2013 |
...... Looking around for a place 2 perch saw a fine preety chick by d coner sitting all allone by herself sipping wht looks like a glass of juice turns bk 2 d bar man 'can i pls have a bottle of henessy and ice pls' turns around and walkd up 2 d lady '' hi , may i pls join ur table'' she gestured 2wrd d vacant chair opposite hers wt her glass of juice 'thank u' i said took off my coat and hang it @ d bk of my chair and took my seat turn to the waiter 'pls hury up wt my order' turns 2 girl u may have whatever u want d bill is of no consiquence at d least......... |
| Re: Offtopic "Bar Joint" For Jokers (season II) by Nobody: 11:59pm On Mar 08, 2013 |
**Serves Kingso his Ordered Hennessy and Ice** U gotta be Careful with that titration - A Certain Ben10 had Our Bar in Maryland on flames with St remmy & Purewater! Larride if u're really searching for ur tricycle then u'v got a Case - Do u have a Legal Counsel? |
| Re: Offtopic "Bar Joint" For Jokers (season II) by yinkalink(f): 3:23am On Mar 09, 2013 |
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| Re: Offtopic "Bar Joint" For Jokers (season II) by iamsaheed(m): 7:26am On Mar 09, 2013 |
*for the fact that i dont have a car yet* ild just clean d bottom of my bata so i dnt stain the well moped tiles of the pub...8hey El hw u doin dis mrnin?*shake hands*....sorry i have been busy thats why u did not here from me concerning the trip bar of a thing. |
| Re: Offtopic "Bar Joint" For Jokers (season II) by Nobody: 9:39am On Mar 09, 2013 |
^^ Oh yeah Goodmorning! Was thinking about Jackpot [A transexxual] to be hired as a Stripper here - Atleast to get hørny Customers like Gbagbo Visiting! yinkalink: . Dont even know who amongst us that divorced the Other  |
| Re: Offtopic "Bar Joint" For Jokers (season II) by iamsaheed(m): 11:30am On Mar 09, 2013 |
^^^^hmmmm well we would have her come around for an interview then...what do u think? |
| Re: Offtopic "Bar Joint" For Jokers (season II) by larride(m): 1:43pm On Mar 09, 2013 |
Barman, my lawyer is already on his way here with the AGF, una must produce my tricycle today. *abeg serve me 2 chilled bottles of Udeme and a wrap of dried weed* |
| Re: Offtopic "Bar Joint" For Jokers (season II) by Kingso23: 2:15pm On Mar 09, 2013 |
Gosh, this bar is hotter than hell fire *hei waiter could u pls swtch on d AC cos i'm almost being cooked alife here* lose up my tie a little and siped a little of my wine...... |
| Re: Offtopic "Bar Joint" For Jokers (season II) by iamsaheed(m): 3:31pm On Mar 09, 2013 |
larride: Barman, my lawyer is already on his way here with the AGF, una must produce my tricycle today.plz u livin on borrowed tym...na we say make u come here yday lost ur keke napep |
| Re: Offtopic "Bar Joint" For Jokers (season II) by Nobody: 8:25pm On Mar 09, 2013 |
^^ U Dey Mind am - He thought we're having All Mushin Tricycle Owners Monthly Conference Here Uhm, Kingso did u Jxt say u're feeling hot in this AC powered Bar? - T.B Joshua is located in Ikotun, seriously ur case is frm the Village  |
| Re: Offtopic "Bar Joint" For Jokers (season II) by iamsaheed(m): 8:36am On Mar 10, 2013 |
^^^ hey Mr El, hw far jackpot is she still interested? we need to work on it fast o, before month end so people like mr tricycle can come n spend money... |
| Re: Offtopic "Bar Joint" For Jokers (season II) by Kingso23: 6:56pm On Mar 10, 2013 |
 [/color]  El Guapo: ^^ [color=#0066ff]U Dey Mind am - He thought we're having All Mushin Tricycle Owners Monthly Conference Here[color=] El Guapo: ^^ U Dey Mind am - He thought we're having All Mushin Tricycle Owners Monthly Conference Here[/color] El Guapo: ^^ U Dey Mind am - He thought we're having All Mushin Tricycle Owners Monthly Conference Here |
| Re: Offtopic "Bar Joint" For Jokers (season II) by Kingso23: 7:01pm On Mar 10, 2013 |
are u serious |
| Re: Offtopic "Bar Joint" For Jokers (season II) by jackpot(f): 7:21pm On Mar 10, 2013 |
i_am_saheed: ^^^ hey Mr El, hw far jackpot**winks at him seductively** how is your day, superman?  |
| Re: Offtopic "Bar Joint" For Jokers (season II) by larride(m): 11:29pm On Mar 10, 2013 |
God of miracle, na my papa ooo |
| Re: Offtopic "Bar Joint" For Jokers (season II) by Nobody: 9:14am On Mar 11, 2013 |
^^ Person Don win Pool o Oga ur favorite Purewater drink dey - How many Sachets? jackpot: **winks at him seductively** **Puts On a Steel Made Boxer** Um...Am fine i_am_saheed: ^^^ hey Mr El, hw far jackpot Lets forget her! She's too Skinny, customers will Mistake our Show for a HIV/AIDS Enlightenment Programme! |
| Re: Offtopic "Bar Joint" For Jokers (season II) by iamsaheed(m): 10:06am On Mar 11, 2013 |
jackpot: **winks at him seductively**  you bet *pulls my shokoto up*... |
| Re: Offtopic "Bar Joint" For Jokers (season II) by iamsaheed(m): 10:06am On Mar 11, 2013 |
El Guapo: ^^ Person Don win Pool o |
| Re: Offtopic "Bar Joint" For Jokers (season II) by Nobody: 10:22am On Mar 11, 2013 |
Ofcourse! Invited my Village Amadioha here this week, he'd resurrect the trio of 2pac, Micheal Jackson and Osadebe - I need these guys to perform in this bar ASAP! |
| Re: Offtopic "Bar Joint" For Jokers (season II) by iamsaheed(m): 10:58am On Mar 11, 2013 |
^^^ hmmm lets see how it goes then, i have to leave now, would check back in the afternoon for a bottle(na fayrouze o) dont go pondring... |
| Re: Offtopic "Bar Joint" For Jokers (season II) by Nobody: 3:05pm On Mar 11, 2013 |
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| Re: Offtopic "Bar Joint" For Jokers (season II) by iamsaheed(m): 3:44pm On Mar 11, 2013 |
El Guapo: *sweating* nw werz my drink bartender *offs coat n hang on chair* |
| Re: Offtopic "Bar Joint" For Jokers (season II) by Kingso23: 4:25pm On Mar 11, 2013 |
after sorting out d bar man and dn tipped him $200, i exited bar swinging wt my bottle of henessey @ hand......., |
| Re: Offtopic "Bar Joint" For Jokers (season II) by Nobody: 4:35pm On Mar 11, 2013 |
**Serves Saheed his favourite chilled Fayrouze drink** How was ur Day Man? Hey Kingso, wait u forgot Something! **Hands over to him the Pack of Rough Rider Cøndom that fell off his Pocket** But i thought u're a Pastor? |
| Re: Offtopic "Bar Joint" For Jokers (season II) by iamsaheed(m): 9:00pm On Mar 11, 2013 |
@El; am good bruv...really had a great day...wah bout you?...n whos this nigger that does not know the diff btwn computer village n d-pub? |
| Re: Offtopic "Bar Joint" For Jokers (season II) by larride(m): 12:04am On Mar 12, 2013 |
Barman, abeg give me two bottles of fried meat and a plate of hot lacasera |
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