jackpot: at the first thought, someone might think this guy/robot is addressing El Guapo and Efemena

Hotline88: LOVEZONE Call AGENT RANDY on 08131638118 for 'RICH' SUGAR_MUMMY/SUGAR_DADDY/SEX-MATE/GAY/LIFE PARTNER & LESBIAN. Office open between 7am to 9pm . _Note_ no private calls, no flashing and connection fee is #3,400..

Imagine tis Skanky Carrot coming to Blow away my Romantic Moves!

Only Lawd knows the kinda deal u Rats fumigators, Coffin sellers, Undertakers and Sugar mummies Companies brokered with the Barman here!

Efemena_xy: ^^ Lwkmd!!

Consider ma Proposal na -- I go Kill masef For U oo

El Guapo:

Imagine tis Skanky Carrot coming to Blow away my Romantic Moves!

Only Lawd knows the kinda deal u Rats fumigators, Coffin sellers, Undertakers and Sugar mummies Companies brokered with the Barman here!

stop forming jor. I knew you saved those phone numbers from that guy/robot's post. Don't lie!

jackpot: stop forming jor. I knew you saved those phone numbers from that guy/robot's post. Don't lie!

Efemena_xy:

Yeah, but on second thoughts, it obvious the addresser is addressing El and Jackie...

Make una carry dey go jare, nothing do una

but Efe dear, you mean El? El Guapo? The kid that blocked my way the other day, trying to toast me? What annoyed me was the fact that he wore bathroom slippers that fateful day

Oahray: Na only links una dey post for jokes chat thread?

shakara4u:

who you dey ask?


Jackpot where are the waiters?

need a matini...._{on the rocks plz}

jackpot: beht y, shakaratu sweery, why do you prefer being served on a mountain nah?

El Guapo: Lol!

Serve the guy what he want - Haven't u heard of 'Drunk Discoveries'?

Its done on the Rock with an Alcohol on one hand - Ask Darwin

shakara4u:



any where will do...
if i say should be on the bd now,Mukina go barn me or move my post

ambes01: Two cannibals meet one day. The first cannibal says, "You know, I just can't seem to get a tender missionary. I've baked 'em, I've roasted 'em, I've stewed 'em, I've barbequed 'em, I've even tried every sort of marinade. I just cannot seem to get them tender."

The second cannibal asks, "What kind of missionary do you use?"

The other replied, "You know, the ones that hang out at that place at the bend of the river. They have those brown cloaks with a rope around the waist and their sort of bald on top with a funny ring of hair on their heads."

"Ah ha!" he replies. "No wonder.. those are friars!"

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shakara4u:

where is the joke*in studios voice*


seems jackpot has employed El as a waiter,always on time

Employ who?

I came here to Drive the Fat Phul OUT! 3 Years now and he's yet to pay a Dime to me the Landord

I dey Run Charity Organization?

**Drops the Paper and Pen On the table**

Gini bu Ihe a Self? Oche n'abum Onye Ara?

shakara4u: wasnt around just b4 badosky spa folded,didnt know thats what became of it

but with all the juju,jackpot is finding it hard to pay bills and shes not even here to plead

customer neglect,throw her out,sell the place and daniluv should lock it up




but where we go the chill?

stop talking down on my bizness because I refused to date you offline!

you skinny sexy hungry-looking Jealous lover!

jackpot: stop talking down on my bizness because I refused to date you offline!

you skinny sexy hungry-looking Jealous lover!

Uhm...I dont Jxt get this drift!

Shakara who's supposed to be a Female is a Male and Jacky retransitioned into a Female, leaving his Masculine Gender - Uhm...are u Guys Trannsexuals?