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Re: Offtopic "Bar Joint" For Jokers (season II) by jackpot(f): 7:13pm On Oct 04, 2012
larride: Where is this bar waitress, i need three bottles of alomo bitters and fish pepper soup
*serves him three bottles of alomo bitters*

oga, wait small make I go fry your fish pepper soup cheesy
Re: Offtopic "Bar Joint" For Jokers (season II) by jackpot(f): 7:21pm On Oct 04, 2012
bright007: err...cousin..is it only refreshment services you offer here?I need some down sector massage and need to feel some multi-coloured yanshes ooo.
bro, na to use razor-blade shave commot all those dreadlocks for your pubic region na im we go start from grin grin grin
Re: Offtopic "Bar Joint" For Jokers (season II) by larride(m): 10:41pm On Oct 04, 2012
jackpot: *serves him three bottles of alomo bitters*

oga, wait small make I go fry your fish pepper soup cheesy

shocked shocked shocked shocked shocked shocked shocked shocked fry pepper soup?


bar waitress, abeg, where i fit see some cute lady to yansh tonight, the alomo bitter don make me high
Re: Offtopic "Bar Joint" For Jokers (season II) by alajor(m): 10:05am On Oct 05, 2012
**flying over this area in my private jet,sights this bar on my navigator, thinks to myself"this place must be buzzing wit atti" touches down,parks near d bicycle, walks in,looks around,don't know anyone**
Where is the barman? Pls give me 2 plates of akpu with nsala soup,baked snails with a lot of pepper or chakalaka, then give me palmy to wash it down.
Re: Offtopic "Bar Joint" For Jokers (season II) by bright007(f): 1:29pm On Oct 05, 2012
jackpot: bro, na to use razor-blade shave commot all those dreadlocks for your pubic region na im we go start from grin grin grin
chai!choi!sacrilege and abomination of d highest order.use razor to do wat?
*pulls off my agbada,trainers,bling-bling,and my bandanna and then farts heavily in preparation for a fight**am gonna let this bertender know why I âm a senator in this section**nobody should hold me ooo*
Re: Offtopic "Bar Joint" For Jokers (season II) by jackpot(f): 3:23pm On Oct 05, 2012
alajor: **flying over this area in my private jet,sights this bar on my navigator, thinks to myself"this place must be buzzing wit atti" touches down,parks near d bicycle, walks in,looks around,don't know anyone**
Where is the barman? Pls give me 2 plates of akpu with nsala soup,baked snails with a lot of pepper or chakalaka, then give me palmy to wash it down.
*serves his orders* smiley

*glances at his bulged pocket*

er, bro, will you like the palmy cold or chilled?
cheesy
Re: Offtopic "Bar Joint" For Jokers (season II) by jackpot(f): 3:29pm On Oct 05, 2012
bright007: chai!choi!sacrilege and abomination of d highest order.use razor to do wat?
*pulls off my agbada,trainers,bling-bling,and my bandanna and then farts heavily in preparation for a fight**am gonna let this bertender know why I âm a senator in this section**nobody should hold me ooo*
*looks at his sexy potbelly exposed after he'd pulled off his agbada*

er, bro, but I was joking na. Would you like your shoulder massaged?
wink

*winks at him seductively* wink [/color]
Re: Offtopic "Bar Joint" For Jokers (season II) by jackpot(f): 3:33pm On Oct 05, 2012
bright007: chai!choi!sacrilege and abomination of d highest order.use razor to do wat?
*pulls off my agbada,trainers,bling-bling,and my bandanna and then farts heavily in preparation for a fight**am gonna let this bertender know why I âm a senator in this section**nobody should hold me ooo*
*looks at his sexy potbelly exposed after he'd pulled off his agbada*

er, bro, but I was joking na. Would you like your shoulder massaged?
wink

*winks at him seductively* wink [/color]
Re: Offtopic "Bar Joint" For Jokers (season II) by larride(m): 4:36pm On Oct 05, 2012
Passing by on my bicycle
Re: Offtopic "Bar Joint" For Jokers (season II) by bright007(f): 5:33pm On Oct 05, 2012
jackpot: *looks at his sexy potbelly exposed after he'd pulled off his agbada*

er, bro, but I was joking na. Would you like your shoulder massaged?
wink

*winks at him seductively* wink [/color]
hmm..shoulder massage from whom?hope is not with ya sandpaper hands ooo...just go to allen avenue and recruit some multicoloured yanshes in this ya bar....
Re: Offtopic "Bar Joint" For Jokers (season II) by Smilingbob(m): 8:52pm On Oct 05, 2012
**goes Into d bar ALL stands up to hail D DUKE OF RHYMES** Bartender do u hv GARRI? If u dnt hv....Bar Hibernation.....
Re: Offtopic "Bar Joint" For Jokers (season II) by larride(m): 9:00pm On Oct 05, 2012
Bar Waitress, i need hot eba and egusi soup with one lap of chicken and fresh palm wine


bring ham come fast.
Re: Offtopic "Bar Joint" For Jokers (season II) by slimchi2k2(m): 9:29pm On Oct 05, 2012
pls jackpot,i need oha soup wit garri
Re: Offtopic "Bar Joint" For Jokers (season II) by jackpot(f): 10:13am On Oct 06, 2012
Smilingbob: **goes Into d bar ALL stands up to hail D DUKE OF RHYMES** Bartender do u hv GARRI?
yellow or white? cheesy cheesy cheesy
Re: Offtopic "Bar Joint" For Jokers (season II) by jackpot(f): 10:17am On Oct 06, 2012
slimchi2k2: pls jackpot,i need oha soup wit garri
would you like the soup served with meat or fish, Sire? smiley
Re: Offtopic "Bar Joint" For Jokers (season II) by jackpot(f): 10:37am On Oct 06, 2012
larride: Bar Waitress, i need hot eba and egusi soup with one lap of chicken and fresh palm wine


bring ham come fast.
oga sah, which levels na? Na to come here dey order expensive things na im you sabi. Pay me my money for yesterday's Heineken jor..

*adjusts my wrapper, removes the chewing stick he's chewing for mouth and holds him by his torn yellow singlet* angry
Re: Offtopic "Bar Joint" For Jokers (season II) by Laitesmart(m): 1:28pm On Oct 06, 2012
bunmioguns:



his 10 MB don finish grin grin grin
lol.
Re: Offtopic "Bar Joint" For Jokers (season II) by Laitesmart(m): 1:31pm On Oct 06, 2012
jackpot: *mixes palmine with ogogoro and serves him*

*eyes his pocket*

er bros, which one is 409?
cheesy
U be ibo guy? Why ur eye dey penetrate my pocket? Anyway sha. No worry. I am a clearing and forwading agent. Give me 409 i.e fried dog meat.
Re: Offtopic "Bar Joint" For Jokers (season II) by Laitesmart(m): 1:36pm On Oct 06, 2012
larride: Where is this bartender now?

******walks out angrily out of bar*********
Oyinbo koro... Works OUT angrily OUT of the bar.... Nobel laurate. U get am no be small. Fine english.

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Re: Offtopic "Bar Joint" For Jokers (season II) by Ajibel(m): 3:01pm On Oct 06, 2012
*staggers into the bar Unclad*


i n-e-ee-d a b-b-ott-le of urine mixed with shitt

*faintzzz*
Re: Offtopic "Bar Joint" For Jokers (season II) by vicky6: 3:58pm On Oct 06, 2012
Ajibel: *staggers into the bar Unclad*


i n-e-ee-d a b-b-ott-le of urine mixed with shitt

*faintzzz*
onyeara angry
Re: Offtopic "Bar Joint" For Jokers (season II) by bright007(f): 5:24pm On Oct 06, 2012
~vicky~:

onyeara angry
vicky dear...can we go to d back of this bar and tangle?I swear,u will love it
 
Re: Offtopic "Bar Joint" For Jokers (season II) by larride(m): 11:00pm On Oct 06, 2012
jackpot: oga sah, which levels na? Na to come here dey order expensive things na im you sabi. Pay me my money for yesterday's Heineken jor..

*adjusts my wrapper, removes the chewing stick he's chewing for mouth and holds him by his torn yellow singlet* angry


Bar Waitress, I told you to come collect ur money for inside my office na.

Oya give me garri and egusi soup with beef.
Re: Offtopic "Bar Joint" For Jokers (season II) by jackpot(f): 4:37am On Oct 07, 2012
Laitesmart:
Oyinbo koro... Works OUT angrily OUT of the bar.... Nobel laurate. U get am no be small. Fine english.
grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin
Re: Offtopic "Bar Joint" For Jokers (season II) by jackpot(f): 4:47am On Oct 07, 2012
Ajibel: *staggers into the bar Unclad*


i n-e-ee-d a b-b-ott-le of urine mixed with shitt

*faintzzz*
be civil, you this finger-suckling kid. Are you madt cheesy
Re: Offtopic "Bar Joint" For Jokers (season II) by jackpot(f): 4:57am On Oct 07, 2012
Laitesmart:
U be ibo guy?
shocked shocked shocked
Why ur eye dey penetrate my pocket? Anyway sha. No worry. I am a clearing and forwading agent. Give me 409 i.e fried dog meat.
would you like it toasted, Sire? cheesy
Re: Offtopic "Bar Joint" For Jokers (season II) by jackpot(f): 5:08am On Oct 07, 2012
larride:


Bar Waitress, I told you to come collect ur money for inside my office na.
na that roadside hut where you dey repair bicycles, na im you dey call office lipsrsealed lipsrsealed lipsrsealed shocked shocked shocked

Oya give me garri and egusi soup with beef.
*serves him the garri and beefed-egusi soup with spoon* grin
Re: Offtopic "Bar Joint" For Jokers (season II) by bingbagbo(m): 1:42pm On Oct 07, 2012
walks into the bar. . .

looks left, turns right. . .nobody there. . .. . . . .





*squats and releases four strong bullets of shittz angry*



takes to my heels as i see houseflies and other dangerous insects engulf the bar
embarassed embarassed
Re: Offtopic "Bar Joint" For Jokers (season II) by Laitesmart(m): 3:49pm On Oct 07, 2012
jackpot: shocked shocked shockedwould you like it toasted, Sire? cheesy
Anyhw.
Re: Offtopic "Bar Joint" For Jokers (season II) by Ogbodavies(m): 8:22am On Oct 08, 2012
Walks into d bar,sights d barman(UNCLAD)
Runz away cool
Re: Offtopic "Bar Joint" For Jokers (season II) by neyshed: 9:22am On Oct 08, 2012
lost in d desert for 2yrs and back in d bar..still very much recognized wit all d dust and rashis..Ehnm.,Pot! Give me 2bottles of Limca make i take cool my body 1st

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