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Re: Offtopic "Bar Joint" For Jokers (season II) by bright007(f): 12:08pm On Oct 03, 2012 |
dani1luv:haba!!Dani..why smoke dey commot for ya head?shey u dey hell fire ni? |
Re: Offtopic "Bar Joint" For Jokers (season II) by jackpot(f): 12:30pm On Oct 03, 2012 |
bright007: haba!!Dani..why smoke dey commot for ya head?shey u dey hell fire ni?lol. The smoke from his head is even confused. The thing carry kweshun mark |
Re: Offtopic "Bar Joint" For Jokers (season II) by jackpot(f): 12:36pm On Oct 03, 2012 |
PretiEbony: **sights dem 4rm afar discussing and catwalks to their table** Hey guys! Can i join yhu?.??*dogwalks over to where she is* Why not? Sure! |
Re: Offtopic "Bar Joint" For Jokers (season II) by slimchi2k2(m): 1:07pm On Oct 03, 2012 |
very tired,dnt no wat to eat or drink jackpot d u av red bull or any energy drink i dnt underst wat u said,b\4 give my sweet mum vicky wat ever she want and my presido bin g, as i said, i will pay, u dnt nid 2 worry sir\madam |
Re: Offtopic "Bar Joint" For Jokers (season II) by dani1luv: 1:38pm On Oct 03, 2012 |
bright007: haba!!Dani..why smoke dey commot for ya head?shey u dey hell fire ni?Questions for the gods |
Re: Offtopic "Bar Joint" For Jokers (season II) by Laitesmart(m): 3:21pm On Oct 03, 2012 |
Barman... U no go answer me?? |
Re: Offtopic "Bar Joint" For Jokers (season II) by bunmioguns(m): 3:34pm On Oct 03, 2012 |
Laitesmart: Barman... U no go answer me?? his 10 MB don finish |
Re: Offtopic "Bar Joint" For Jokers (season II) by Asabaman(m): 4:49pm On Oct 03, 2012 |
which kind bar be dis sef? wey person go order for sumtin dem no go ansa peson. abeg i dey go joor. make i go look for better bar joor. |
Re: Offtopic "Bar Joint" For Jokers (season II) by jackpot(f): 5:11pm On Oct 03, 2012 |
dani1luv:Daniiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii. . . |
Re: Offtopic "Bar Joint" For Jokers (season II) by jackpot(f): 5:14pm On Oct 03, 2012 |
Laitesmart: Please . Can u serve me palmwine diluted with ogogoro?.. And fried 409.. Make it snappy pls.*mixes palmine with ogogoro and serves him* *eyes his pocket* er bros, which one is 409? |
Re: Offtopic "Bar Joint" For Jokers (season II) by Nobody: 5:35pm On Oct 03, 2012 |
Asaba man: *enters d bar tap Vicky from behind* Vicky u don reach here. mehnn! 2day rain no be here o. abeg give me one bottle of alhaja and pepper soup and pls one isi-ewu for Vicky. wat drink do u care for Vick? champagne Valiantvaliant: Lets clarify things here. Vicky and Jackpot can you please idicate your genders respectively. Thank you. |
Re: Offtopic "Bar Joint" For Jokers (season II) by Nobody: 5:47pm On Oct 03, 2012 |
~vicky~:na hia u kan hide smh |
Re: Offtopic "Bar Joint" For Jokers (season II) by Nobody: 5:51pm On Oct 03, 2012 |
bennyraz: na hia u kan hide smh am not hiding Mr. and stop shaking your head, if may fall off |
Re: Offtopic "Bar Joint" For Jokers (season II) by dbrightest: 6:04pm On Oct 03, 2012 |
~vicky~: hi babe |
Re: Offtopic "Bar Joint" For Jokers (season II) by bunmioguns(m): 8:16pm On Oct 03, 2012 |
d-brightest: abeg comot for here jọ, does this place look like brothel....... Beside where is dt gayy barman |
Re: Offtopic "Bar Joint" For Jokers (season II) by JojoArmani(m): 8:22pm On Oct 03, 2012 |
Ben 10 and Dani1 is present in dis thread cos is a bar. Haaaaaaaa evidence dat our moderators re drunkers.(no offence just Jokin) b4 i go chop BAN. Welcome back anyway |
Re: Offtopic "Bar Joint" For Jokers (season II) by bright007(f): 9:31pm On Oct 03, 2012 |
ĥėļļő barman...I need 2 bottles of chilled subsidy bitters and a plate of cow wings peppersoup...sharp-sharp |
Re: Offtopic "Bar Joint" For Jokers (season II) by jackpot(f): 9:50pm On Oct 03, 2012 |
bunmioguns:na jealouusy go kill you, this midget. |
Re: Offtopic "Bar Joint" For Jokers (season II) by larride(m): 10:20pm On Oct 03, 2012 |
driving by on my new bicycle ***sights bar, park my new bicycle with style*** Bartender, abeg bring me some hot isi-ewu and 5 bottles of alomo bitters |
Re: Offtopic "Bar Joint" For Jokers (season II) by Asabaman(m): 11:03pm On Oct 03, 2012 |
Bar fooooool, where is my order? bring it here now orrrrr !!! |
Re: Offtopic "Bar Joint" For Jokers (season II) by larride(m): 11:58pm On Oct 03, 2012 |
Where is this bartender now? ******walks out angrily out of bar********* |
Re: Offtopic "Bar Joint" For Jokers (season II) by jackpot(f): 12:40am On Oct 04, 2012 |
larride: driving by on my new bicycle ***sights bar, park my new bicycle with style****serves him hot isi-ewu and 5 bottles of Alomo Bitters* bros eh, we got |
Re: Offtopic "Bar Joint" For Jokers (season II) by jackpot(f): 12:45am On Oct 04, 2012 |
larride: Where is this bartender now?oga sah, you nefa pay for Heineken. Pay me my money jor *holds him back by his 3-quarter jeans* |
Re: Offtopic "Bar Joint" For Jokers (season II) by jackpot(f): 12:50am On Oct 04, 2012 |
Asaba man: *enters d bar tap Vicky from behind* Vicky u don reach here. mehnn!*places the orders on their tables* ~vicky~:**serves her the bottle of champagne and looks on as she looks left & right b4 guzzling it down** |
Re: Offtopic "Bar Joint" For Jokers (season II) by jackpot(f): 1:00am On Oct 04, 2012 |
bright007: ĥėļļő barman...I need 2 bottles of chilled subsidy bitters and a plate of cow wings peppersoup...sharp-sharpwelcome cousin *arranges *serves him the 2 bottles of chilled subsidy bitters* *goes in and hurriedly throw cow wings inside pot on a lit stove, adds it a cup of pepper, pours in little water, boils it for 2 minutes* *dishes the contents inside a plate and serves him too* here you go bro, your COW WINGS PEPPER soup! |
Re: Offtopic "Bar Joint" For Jokers (season II) by jackpot(f): 1:02am On Oct 04, 2012 |
bennyraz: smher, bro, you got Parkinsons? |
Re: Offtopic "Bar Joint" For Jokers (season II) by jackpot(f): 5:43pm On Oct 04, 2012 |
slimchi2k2: very tired,dnt no wat to eat or drinkyes bobo. We have. how many plates? |
Re: Offtopic "Bar Joint" For Jokers (season II) by Nobody: 5:44pm On Oct 04, 2012 |
peeps and exit |
Re: Offtopic "Bar Joint" For Jokers (season II) by larride(m): 6:08pm On Oct 04, 2012 |
Where is this bar waitress, i need three bottles of alomo bitters and fish pepper soup |
Re: Offtopic "Bar Joint" For Jokers (season II) by bright007(f): 6:50pm On Oct 04, 2012 |
err...cousin..is it only refreshment services you offer here?I need some down sector massage and need to feel some multi-coloured yanshes ooo. |
Re: Offtopic "Bar Joint" For Jokers (season II) by jackpot(f): 7:12pm On Oct 04, 2012 |
larride: Where is this bar waitress, i need three bottles of alomo bitters and fish pepper soup*serves him three bottles of alomo bitters* oga, wait small make I go fry your pepper soup |
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