Psylas: Itz only in Africa people dnt rest, even after death dey stil work as ancestors, busy eatin kolanutz, demandin schnappz, white cock, he goats & busy settlin land dispute..... SMFH!

jhydebaba: This bar is freaking dry joor.

Turns right, turns left, checks if no vehicle is coming, sit down on road side and sleep off.

drives closer to him with my Toyota Matrix and jams him inside gutter

jackpot: drives closer to him with my Toyota Matrix and jams him inside gutter

jackpot: Efe, big sissy, wetin that one come mean na?

Na my popsy na im go marry me? Abi I no fine reach make the opposite sex toast me?

*flips my hair, and applies little lip gloss, brings out pocket mirror and observes my self, nods and feels good*

*adjusts my mini-skirt up just a lil bit*

*peeps at Efe and withdraws almost immediately as I met her eye-popping gaze*

Idowuogbo: Cemetery

Rip jokes!

Efemena_xy:

Eye popping ke?

Depends on the size of your "lunch box" dearie

Even though you got the op done on the cheap at Brazil, they didn't take off "everything", did they?

Efemena_xy: What's the frown for now?

How do you manage to get along with that shemalé?

Efemena_xy: ^^ Go sleep jor!

larride: Chai, see cobwebs for this bar.

It was finish for this bar

Do u mean that inscription on your siggy?

Tinnie-tide:
OLF: y'all posting ya dream lives abi??....ikono' okpa, una neva start..

Aint a bartender in real life

jackpot: ^chei, see confession.

Guapo dear, are you scared the dude will curse and wish you to be Bartender for life? Don't lie!

It wouldnt be nice replying a once a man

Tonia500: *enters bar,find seat and sit down* erm bartender serve me one plate of nkwobi and palmwine diluted wit ogogoro*checks pocket*and am paying in cheque.agreed?

You cant be taking palmwine and a pint of ogogoro, u're a lady and those orders are reserved for Bin Gbagbo and all those 'feeling suicidal' guys

Tonia500: *enters bar,find seat and sit down* erm bartender serve me one plate of nkwobi and palmwine diluted wit ogogoro*checks pocket*and am paying in cheque.agreed?

cupsofxo: Dnt worry dia is now an ATM machine at d back of d bar just slot ur card nd get paid, as u know dia is no closeby bank hia so d cheque is really a long thin.