Choi!

What an unfair world!

huh?

Careful El, you're starting to mis-yarn.

Small pikin yarns. Grow up El - you're starting to bore me.

Lol @ appeasing the gods! Shebi you know that The gods are not to blame?

Yeah, my day's restful

You still waiting on ASUU to call of their strike?

On hold till Jan?!

No wonder you've been 'terrorizing' nland

As per that book, nah it's not my favourite. I read a lot and the title of that particular book seemed to serve as an apt response to your post

PretiEbony: **sights dem 4rm afar discussing and catwalks to their table** Hey guys! Can i join yhu?.??

**park my Bentley and sights some pple talking with wrinkle face and walk up to knw dere problem**
Hey boys what is the problem...

See dust and cobweb everywhere, where is this goddamn barman?

*waiting impatiently*

El Guapo: Larry my friend

This one you come our bar today, you wan come check how far you juju don dey manifest against the Jokes community Bar?

My juju has been effective thus far, I just need to spice some things up, I need a new bodyguard, I heard you are looking for a job, whatcha say?

*i saw mogulo and bushy-anus some days back.

El Guapo: Yeah January.

I wish i could diversify when it comes to reading, i'm just stuck to a single book all year long

So, when are you gonna graduate na?

You've been schooling for nearly a decade na - e never tire you?

bar man give me 3 botls of cold heiniken nd one plate of pepper soup...be fast dnt fogt to microwave demooo

its been a while nd i'm logging in to see a whole list of rulez before posting? which offence una commit abeg? hello peepz

The following conversation went on between Akpors, Tupac and Notourious B I G

Tupac: i ain't got no motherfucking friends
BIG: then we procced to give you what you need
Akpors: i was a witness
Tupac: you claimed to be a player but i bleeped your wife
BIG: then who shot you?
Akpors: tupac na waooooo, you self bleeped up
Tupac: this ain't a free style battle
BIG: thats why the neighbors called the cops because they heard a mad shots
Akpors: two of una dey vess ooooo
BIG; fucking with BIG it ain't safe
Tupac: but they burn motherfucker you deserve to die
Akpors: that one na for sure
Tupac: now am about to set the record straight with my my A.K
BIG: recognise my face, so there won't be no mistake
Akpors: me self no follow yan dis one
Tupac: i am from New Jers, where plenty of murder occcurs, no point to come
BIG: dont Bleep with the East coast because we bad boys do murder
Akpors: me self na from NAIJA, where many things happend, ask google.com or CNN. They will tell you guys much, they give news of us without videos because they dare not to come around
Tupac: now you tell me who won
BIG: you will die slow but calm
Akpors: comot jareh, two of una go soon kpaiii
Tupac: out here in california, nigga we will bomb on you mother fuckers, we are bad boys killers
Akpors: shoooooo, Tupac!!!! You said Bomb!!!!!? Abi u forget say i tell u say me na from naija You be learner ooooo
BIG: hahahahahahhahaha, Tupac!! Didnt i tell you, dont Bleep with me
Tupac: killing ain't fair but somebody ot to do it. west side till we dia!!!!
Akpors: Madam! Madam!, bring more three bottles of Oh mpa...........

please can somebody tell me how to comment *i wan just use diz one try*

goodness.

Sms

Hi

Long time no hear

* casually strolling into this deserted beer parlor after 2 hrs of waiting for Sandra at the back of their house *
( in a hushed tone)
' what a lovely bar I wonder the code name for human meat'
( calling out)
Bar man, Give me one bottle of J.P Chenet. With a plate of Jinjin.

El Guapo:

Lol!

Life itself is a super tutor, we're literally in same ship here - Students!

True that.

I'm confused..... i think say i cum to read joke......... Highly Diasporacinating

Inyanga: I'm confused..... i think say i cum to read joke......... Highly Diasporacinating

U no cee the name ni?

BTW, diz bar still dey exist? Me sef, i don show!