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Re: How Do You Serenade Your Lover? by misreal(m): 8:34am On Oct 10, 2012
pastor prosper :
I give her some bible lessons on the virtues of faithfulness. And gt her to pray in tongues for 2hours, she gts serenaded after this.
lmao.u even gve her prayer anf fasting grin
Re: How Do You Serenade Your Lover? by Kslib(m): 8:36am On Oct 10, 2012
Ninilowo:
grin Oya knack am...........knack am knack am......
I say i go knack am....knack am....knack you akpako...
Inshort i go chuk am...chuk am...chuk am akpako....
Inshort i wan enter...enter.....enter akpako..
Re: How Do You Serenade Your Lover? by emenim(m): 8:37am On Oct 10, 2012
I will just cuddle her around me and wispering some sweet words in her ears
Re: How Do You Serenade Your Lover? by misreal(m): 8:37am On Oct 10, 2012
I serenade her by giving her bread and akara kiss
Re: How Do You Serenade Your Lover? by scribble: 8:37am On Oct 10, 2012
i thin in naija this is usually accomplishd with mtn recharge credit alert tune
Re: How Do You Serenade Your Lover? by mrperfect(m): 8:39am On Oct 10, 2012
It depends on who you date.
Re: How Do You Serenade Your Lover? by fankasibe: 8:41am On Oct 10, 2012
Whenever i sing Terry-G's song 'OMO MAKE I NAK THE APAKÒ' she will go Hot and start unzipping the ugly prisoner of Azkarban below my chamber of secret.
Re: How Do You Serenade Your Lover? by pearlhapi(f): 8:48am On Oct 10, 2012
ItsModella: oya tile tile tile tile, make I knack you akpako..eh, I go knack you akpako.
now this got me laughing!kolo
Re: How Do You Serenade Your Lover? by skymobile(m): 8:49am On Oct 10, 2012
U̶̲̥̅̊ av t̶̲̥̅̊☺ be sure τ̣̣ђё gl realy love U̶̲̥̅̊ or else U̶̲̥̅̊ W̶̲̥̅Ill be watin Ɣ☺ΰя tym tinkin wot song t̶̲̥̅̊☺ sing, if her hrt belong t̶̲̥̅̊☺ som1 else U̶̲̥̅̊ better sing Dagrin (kondo)
Re: How Do You Serenade Your Lover? by Foxybone(m): 8:51am On Oct 10, 2012
FOR THE UNIPORT VICTIMS OF CIRCUMSTANCE

When you dey cross road, watch am
You fit go journey, to return no dey
If you dey vex with yourself, siddon think
Those wey dey happy still dey die
If your friend do you bad thing, forgive am
Friends na for rainy days, no be for now
If your heart dey pain you, forget am
Happiness na for only fairy tales e dey exist
Even the sun and moon no dey happy
That why dem comot for different times

I been think say humans no be animals
I no know say their tail just wide like nyash
I been think say barbarism na for only Middle-East
I no know say e go come South-south
If them tell me say to die na sweet thing
Say I go rest in peace after I breath my last
I go use thunder swear for that person
What if I die agonizing death
When no be motor jam me die, or water swallow me
When na my fellow humans kill me

My video don go viral
Tears and regret dey my heart as I dey watch
Wetin make I no just chill that morning
I even wake up with emptiness for my chest
Why e be say I no branch Mama Aina place
Take early morning palmy take forget things
Why e be say I dey see my future bright
Yet na for close to my prime I die waka
Baba God, na you be my mediator
Fight my course, no let others fight for me

When crossing the road, watch
Life is a journey that ends at various stops
Yours might be on the road
Then the world will watch helplessly and say
“Alas, death is a bad farmer”
When crossing the road, watch
For you might never return that same way
Destiny is a map that preludes you
It is your footstep that takes you there

MY HEART WEEPS FOR THEM ALL
Re: How Do You Serenade Your Lover? by Lawconfessor(f): 9:06am On Oct 10, 2012
yuzedo: I cook indomie for while singing the indomie advert, "mama do good o, you do good, mama wey good to us, you do good, She give us indomie, you too good, indomie good well well, you do good, indomie sweet well well, you do good...!" angry



hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha.
Jesus Christ !!==> falling from d couch.
Bad belle no gud oo
Re: How Do You Serenade Your Lover? by Rooneyboy(m): 9:17am On Oct 10, 2012
jossy4unky: I'll just love her staying in my arms feeling safe and we being against the world,singing right to her hears in our own little world. Which song do you sing to serenade your lover...hip-hop,RnB,highlife e.t.c?

Oh boi u better come to terms with reality,
Go and make money and stop deceiving urself.

no be ur song she go chop .
Re: How Do You Serenade Your Lover? by Nobody: 9:58am On Oct 10, 2012
yuzedo: I cook indomie for while singing the indomie advert, "mama do good o, you do good, mama wey good to us, you do good, She give us indomie, you too good, indomie good well well, you do good, indomie sweet well well, you do good...!" angry

grin grin so she's the mama?
Re: How Do You Serenade Your Lover? by Bamz(m): 10:01am On Oct 10, 2012
pastor prosper :
I give her some bible lessons on the virtues of faithfulness. And gt her to pray in tongues for 2hours, she gts serenaded after this.

Preach on Pastor!!!
Re: How Do You Serenade Your Lover? by Oluwafunmilayo95(f): 10:05am On Oct 10, 2012
yuzedo: I cook indomie for while singing the indomie advert, "mama do good o, you do good, mama wey good to us, you do good, She give us indomie, you too good, indomie good well well, you do good, indomie sweet well well, you do good...!" angry
lwkmd...chie!! U badt gan.


joey4jo: Chai! All this small small boys don dey watch indian film too much these days!
Open your eyes people!!!! Better yet, stick to cartoon, at least that can't do too much damage.
na lie oh.... Cartoon dey do im own damage... Abi u no dey watch WALT DISNEY and BARBIE cartoons..
Re: How Do You Serenade Your Lover? by Oluwafunmilayo95(f): 10:10am On Oct 10, 2012
pastor prosper :
I give her some bible lessons on the virtues of faithfulness. And gt her to pray in tongues for 2hours, she gts serenaded after this.

ehmm.. Pastor, u don forget PRAISE AND WORSHIP..
Re: How Do You Serenade Your Lover? by bigtt76(f): 10:28am On Oct 10, 2012
Song by Aerosmith (Steve Tyler) and not by Bryan Adams. It featured as sound track to Bruce Willis' movie Armageddon. Nice track.

tpacalipse: I don't wanna miss a thing by Bryan Adams. But I sing it to my car since that is the babe I have.

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Re: How Do You Serenade Your Lover? by milky3(f): 10:50am On Oct 10, 2012
Yomieluv: I sing the national Anthem version 1 and 2 to her,after that the pledge..
as in
I pledge to my lady my lover
to b faithful, loyal and honest
to sing 4 my lady is now by force
to defend her boob & private part
and upload her body and money
so help me love (lust).... Amen
Re: How Do You Serenade Your Lover? by AntiGbagaun(f): 10:59am On Oct 10, 2012
emenim: I will just cuddle her around me and wispering some sweet words in her ears
sad
Re: How Do You Serenade Your Lover? by Nobody: 11:44am On Oct 10, 2012
Anti-Gbagaun:
sad

undecided
Re: How Do You Serenade Your Lover? by MrsChima(f): 1:14pm On Oct 10, 2012
I get serenaded when a bill is paid......ooooh!!!

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Re: How Do You Serenade Your Lover? by Nobody: 1:38pm On Oct 10, 2012
bigtt76: Song by Aerosmith (Steve Tyler) and not by Bryan Adams. It featured as sound track to Bruce Willis' movie Armageddon. Nice track.

Sorry I mixed them up since I have the two together in a flash drive. I am playing it right now with my flashdrive connected to the plasma TV.
Re: How Do You Serenade Your Lover? by akpanbaba: 1:39pm On Oct 10, 2012
Just play KILL ME WITH LOVE by Chris Okotie and the day is made
Re: How Do You Serenade Your Lover? by Nobody: 1:40pm On Oct 10, 2012
milky@:
as in
I pledge to my lady my lover
to b faithful, loyal and honest
to sing 4 my lady is now by force
to defend her boob & private part
and upload her body and money
so help me love (lust).... Amen
You are a special breed.

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Re: How Do You Serenade Your Lover? by chucky234(m): 1:41pm On Oct 10, 2012
Donalð Genes:
was thinking of singing that one for you with a blaring loud speaker stuck on your ear.how about that?
You wan give the girl Otis-tis media abi,your plan no go work.
Re: How Do You Serenade Your Lover? by chucky234(m): 1:45pm On Oct 10, 2012
tpacalipse: You are a special breed.
Which one come be special breed again,na dog?
Re: How Do You Serenade Your Lover? by chucky234(m): 1:52pm On Oct 10, 2012
Unbreakable by Westlife work wonder anytime,Tempted to touch by Kevin Little open the gate to the puss:y any day.
Re: How Do You Serenade Your Lover? by Nobody: 1:54pm On Oct 10, 2012
okpara ugo:

When you love someone,
You'll do anything,
You'll do all the crazy things,
that you cant explain,
You'll shoot the moon......
You love a woman, tell her that she is d one she needs somebody, ............
Re: How Do You Serenade Your Lover? by Nobody: 1:57pm On Oct 10, 2012
okpara ugo: Bryan Adams, phil collins, enrique iglasias and celine dion collections will do.

I pity her on a rainy day.
Why do u love my kind of music. I am always happy when I meet people who like my type of music. Too many naija rubbish outside now.

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