k2039:

Aluu 4 on my mind(if he is caught)

Kirinwa:

Most of the things we joke about in life have spiritual implications which can bring failure, disappointment, death etc You may not understand.Trust me I know what am saying I was once a victim in Facebook.It nearly cost my life. God intervened.Stories like that of Cynthia Osukogu would have meant nothing to you if not for the media and online attention given to it. Am serious.

ItsModella:
Sorry o!!! You know you're my chief bridesmaid already. He is yet to pay bride-price. My father and his kinsmen have dropped the marriage list.
In addition to the yam, wine and fruits, he needs to bring money for aso ebi
2 dozens of kolanuts
10 gallons of palm wine
10 cows, 20 goats
15 cartons of Star
13 cartons of mineral
2 bottles of Schnapps
Hollandis material for my mother's family
George material for my father's family.

Note that this list is tentative and is subject to change.

dopeJemi: .....Shollypops, watchu fink about d bridesmaid becoming d bride uhn?
......

Shollypopz:
I wonder how u keep calm when u hv so much crap in ur head. U're too superstitious, gosh!

ayobase:

Mr. Man dont be a wet blanket abeg....u no get sense of humour ni?

cindyrella:
And let's not take things too seriously abegi!

Kirinwa:

Trust me brother I have but it will be wicked of me to keep mute when I know the truth.I won't forgive myself then but having shared my personal experience and Modella choosing not to understand I am clean and innocent of whatever comes from this. She go use her head carry am.

ayobase:

Interesting!

Kirinwa:

Am telling you what I know based on personal experience. You and who is talking superstition here. Oh!I forgot some people prefer to learn the hard way and may not be alive to tell the tale.Keep dulling nah.

dopeJemi:

Shollypops, watchu fink about d bridesmaid becoming d bride uhn?

N hau many comments av u gotten on ur signature so far?

ItsModella:
blah blah blah...this guy is an obvious retardeen. It's clear that you don't know how and when to tell a joke. You really foolishly thought this was a serious thing? a spiritual marriage? loool...abeg when you finish with your balderdash, you can exit the thread.

cdamsel: u still lost me dear,so u mean she cld actually b marrying dis guy spritually

Kirinwa:

In layman's terms Yes but it's a bit complicated than that because demons are involved.The truth is that the devil wishes people to be ignorant in order to deal with them easily.For example the lesser the number of people that know that HELL exists the more the number of people that troop there in ignorance.Unfortunately ignorance is not an excuse.

Ariyke: *Runs outta thread before it gets too serious* tot i was having fun

Mynd_44:
What the fûck? Perhaps you will also say there is a spiritual undertone to getting married in movies

Kirinwa:

Haven't you heard stories where someone acted dead in a movie and died the actual one in real life?

dopeJemi: D way dis guy z tawking nau. I'm beginning 2 fink dat I'm a spirituaL husband


Brov, 4 pete's sake, Cut d crap, don't let d things u watch on t.v(t.b Joshua) fool u or make u ignorant

Take a break 4rm watching emmanuel t.v, it will help ya.

No doubt bouh wah u saying dou, buh I need u 2 understand dat derz nuffin serious bouh wahz going on here, stop being a sadist n have fun. Play along



SholLy-sweedy, c'mon nau, its nat mah fault dat I'm beginning 2 fall 4 u

Kirinwa:

Haven't you heard stories where someone acted dead in a movie and died the actual one in real life?

vivian chinaza: Did I miss the wedding?

Mynd_44:
No you did not cos there was no wedding. Just some nut case who was bored with himself

vivian chinaza:

Oh ok * crawls back to her shell*

dopeJemi: Nau, 4 dose of u dat were in D sports section, dis shud be no surprise 2 u cuz u all saw wah happened btwin me n modella, we made a bet on d match btwin manchester united and arsenaL.

D bet was, if manchester united won, she would be mah e-woman, and she agreed 2 d bet buh unfortunately 4 her, we WON

So I'd want u guyz in d romance section 2 witness our wedding ceremony n be part of it.

Drinks- checked
Fried rice n salad- checked
Red Wine- checked
Comedians n musicians- checked


I knw some peeps will be jealous. E.g mynd44

Buh not 2 worry, its only 4 a week


Let d ceremony begin

Where mah wife at

Mrs.Chima:

dopeJemi:

U've gat a problem wiv yo mouth

Y isn't it straight?

Mrs.Chima:


what is you gon do if it isn't straight?