yemstok:

This is the best so far
*can't stop laughing*
*still laughing*

why my totori(wey dey make me vex whenever I remember am) go be 'the best so far' nah? *frowns*

Iaz93:
you chop punny?

nah. I loved her. I've never slept with the girls I loved while dating.

dabrake: That was in my 100L. She told me she needed N15k for her upkeep and that I should give her. Had no money then(home and abroad). Lied to my mum that I needed cash to sort some courses. Got N15k from my mum, spent N100 'cos I was hungry. She still para for over 2hrs sey I comot N100 use chop.

take slap!

Okija_juju:

If to say you no be my guy, you for chop hot slap now now...

bros, e don tey abeg. Forgive your boy.

honeric01:

take slap!

odeshi oh

Booty butt chic: Went 2 knock sumbody's door at 2'oclock at nite jus 2 buy recharge card 2 speak wit hm'''begd hm a whole nite(5hours)on phone cos e wuz angry(i cald im weyrey jokinly o),e pickd d kal nd didnt even utter a word'nd slept of througout,'finaly left d bastard

Calling someone you loved weyrey? is that truly love?

She came visiting
was to go home around 7pm
No bus around
Getting late, around 8pm
Had to take a bike with her because she couldn't take a bike on her own
saw her off to her place (almost 2hrs journey)
got home almost 12 in the midnight

I can remember only two; the first was my immediate ex, I visited her at ebonyi, during our sex session, I noticed she had an infection, i didn't let her know or maybe she knew but didn't know it was an infection, I used cos of it and came back to ebonyi with my final year project money of up 2 30k 4 dat disease 2 treat it but she misunderstood me and I got angry, yabbed her seriously about it, she wanted 2 eat all d money instead of using it 4 d main purpose, I later'on heard from one of her friends dat she jokingly told she wanted to give me a break cos I was too sentimental why her main reason was cos she had a fling for one ebsu guy like dat. All other tnz na tori, the second one is my present gf. The elder sister wanted to be in control of our relationship but I outsmarted her so she hated me 4 dat and started telling my gf so many nasty things dat I said about her, that was all lies cos she just wanted 2 make my gf hate me cos she saw dat my gf was so stuck into me so wat I did 2 reclaim dat trust was 2 go 2 my gfs house wid tears, knelt down and slit my left arm wid a razor blade in front of her b4 she could stop me and it worked cos she started crying also saying dat she never believed the sister and dat she had never seen my kind of person b4. Also wen she had her menses and the thing was disturbing her, during dat time d parents travelled, she called me 2 keep her company on dat friday, I slept over and in the morning around 5am, I woke up, washed all her clothes, d mums cloth and d immediate younger sister's clothes, went to market dat saturday and cooked for her and her immediate younger sis, d elser sis dosen't stay wid dem, she was at school den, also and even till now am doing more crazy tnz cos the spell hasn't worn off

dabrake: why my totori(wey dey make me vex whenever I remember am) go be 'the best so far' nah? *frowns*nah. I loved her. I've never slept with the girls I loved while dating.

but 15K is too much na, and you were just in 100L... The girl harsh oOoh...

i'd rather prefer to say 'the worse things i did for lust'.......i masturbated the sheet outa my cok every nite in bed

Movingcoil: I can remember only two; the first was my immediate ex, I visited her at ebonyi, during our sex session, I noticed she had an infection, i didn't let her know or maybe she knew but didn't know it was an infection, I used cos of it and came back to ebonyi with my final year project money of up 2 30k 4 dat disease 2 treat it but she misunderstood me and I got angry, yabbed her seriously about it, she wanted 2 eat all d money instead of using it 4 d main purpose, I later'on heard from one of her friends dat she jokingly told she wanted to give me a break cos I was too sentimental why her main reason was cos she had a fling for one ebsu guy like dat. All other tnz na tori, the second one is my present gf. The elder sister wanted to be in control of our relationship but I outsmarted her so she hated me 4 dat and started telling my gf so many nasty things dat I said about her, that was all lies cos she just wanted 2 make my gf hate me cos she saw dat my gf was so stuck into me so wat I did 2 reclaim dat trust was 2 go 2 my gfs house wid tears, knelt down and slit my left arm wid a razor blade in front of her b4 she could stop me and it worked cos she started crying also saying dat she never believed the sister and dat she had never seen my kind of person b4. Also wen she had her menses and the thing was disturbing her, during dat time d parents travelled, she called me 2 keep her company on dat friday, I slept over and in the morning around 5am, I woke up, washed all her clothes, d mums cloth and d immediate younger sister's clothes, went to market dat saturday and cooked for her and her immediate younger sis, d elser sis dosen't stay wid dem, she was at school den, also and even till now am doing more crazy tnz cos the spell hasn't worn off

O wa fho nee o Chei Osanobua!

I fainted (collapsed) on d street cos of a gal....!

Movingcoil: I can remember only two; the first was my immediate ex, I visited her at ebonyi, during our sex session, I noticed she had an infection, i didn't let her know or maybe she knew but didn't know it was an infection, I used cos of it and came back to ebonyi with my final year project money of up 2 30k 4 dat disease 2 treat it but she misunderstood me and I got angry, yabbed her seriously about it, she wanted 2 eat all d money instead of using it 4 d main purpose, I later'on heard from one of her friends dat she jokingly told she wanted to give me a break cos I was too sentimental why her main reason was cos she had a fling for one ebsu guy like dat. All other tnz na tori, the second one is my present gf. The elder sister wanted to be in control of our relationship but I outsmarted her so she hated me 4 dat and started telling my gf so many nasty things dat I said about her, that was all lies cos she just wanted 2 make my gf hate me cos she saw dat my gf was so stuck into me so wat I did 2 reclaim dat trust was 2 go 2 my gfs house wid tears, knelt down and slit my left arm wid a razor blade in front of her b4 she could stop me and it worked cos she started crying also saying dat she never believed the sister and dat she had never seen my kind of person b4. Also wen she had her menses and the thing was disturbing her, during dat time d parents travelled, she called me 2 keep her company on dat friday, I slept over and in the morning around 5am, I woke up, washed all her clothes, d mums cloth and d immediate younger sister's clothes, went to market dat saturday and cooked for her and her immediate younger sis, d elser sis dosen't stay wid dem, she was at school den, also and even till now am doing more crazy tnz cos the spell hasn't worn off

lwkmd...meHn, you try oh

honeric01:

O wa fho nee o Chei Osanobua!

plz can u say dat wid english lemme understand

Movingcoil: I can remember only two; the first was my immediate ex, I visited her at ebonyi, during our sex session, I noticed she had an infection, i didn't let her know or maybe she knew but didn't know it was an infection, I used cos of it and came back to ebonyi with my final year project money of up 2 30k 4 dat disease 2 treat it but she misunderstood me and I got angry, yabbed her seriously about it, she wanted 2 eat all d money instead of using it 4 d main purpose, I later'on heard from one of her friends dat she jokingly told she wanted to give me a break cos I was too sentimental why her main reason was cos she had a fling for one ebsu guy like dat. All other tnz na tori, the second one is my present gf. The elder sister wanted to be in control of our relationship but I outsmarted her so she hated me 4 dat and started telling my gf so many nasty things dat I said about her, that was all lies cos she just wanted 2 make my gf hate me cos she saw dat my gf was so stuck into me so wat I did 2 reclaim dat trust was 2 go 2 my gfs house wid tears, knelt down and slit my left arm wid a razor blade in front of her b4 she could stop me and it worked cos she started crying also saying dat she never believed the sister and dat she had never seen my kind of person b4. Also wen she had her menses and the thing was disturbing her, during dat time d parents travelled, she called me 2 keep her company on dat friday, I slept over and in the morning around 5am, I woke up, washed all her clothes, d mums cloth and d immediate younger sister's clothes, went to market dat saturday and cooked for her and her immediate younger sis, d elser sis dosen't stay wid dem, she was at school den, also and even till now am doing more crazy tnz cos the spell hasn't worn off

hahahahahahahahhaahahhaah

Movingcoil: I can remember only two; the first was my immediate ex, I visited her at ebonyi, during our sex session, I noticed she had an infection, i didn't let her know or maybe she knew but didn't know it was an infection, I used cos of it and came back to ebonyi with my final year project money of up 2 30k 4 dat disease 2 treat it but she misunderstood me and I got angry, yabbed her seriously about it, she wanted 2 eat all d money instead of using it 4 d main purpose, I later'on heard from one of her friends dat she jokingly told she wanted to give me a break cos I was too sentimental why her main reason was cos she had a fling for one ebsu guy like dat. All other tnz na tori, the second one is my present gf. The elder sister wanted to be in control of our relationship but I outsmarted her so she hated me 4 dat and started telling my gf so many nasty things dat I said about her, that was all lies cos she just wanted 2 make my gf hate me cos she saw dat my gf was so stuck into me so wat I did 2 reclaim dat trust was 2 go 2 my gfs house wid tears, knelt down and slit my left arm wid a razor blade in front of her b4 she could stop me and it worked cos she started crying also saying dat she never believed the sister and dat she had never seen my kind of person b4. Also wen she had her menses and the thing was disturbing her, during dat time d parents travelled, she called me 2 keep her company on dat friday, I slept over and in the morning around 5am, I woke up, washed all her clothes, d mums cloth and d immediate younger sister's clothes, went to market dat saturday and cooked for her and her immediate younger sis, d elser sis dosen't stay wid dem, she was at school den, also and even till now am doing more crazy tnz cos the spell hasn't worn off

hahahahahahahahhaahahhaah

Though my gf informed me she was traveling to Europe for her Education. A night before she left my eyes was full of tears and she watched me like 3D TV.

None yet.
I can only remember the best things I have done for love.

nosa gold: I smoked igbo becuz of love.....she asked me Ť☺ smoke and I had to do it jux to prove to her hw much I love her lol

wat a bad one? Wat later hpnd to your r/ship wit her

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Ma gal had always loved shady dealings..She called me by 11pm 2 rescue her from d hand f sm boys..we had been datin 4 only 1wk den..yet I went 2 find her wt ma main man..Wat if 2 se yawa gaz,I 4 colet bullet 4 her dt nite..2day she don waka..I like 4 colet 1 more round..choii

Ma gal had always loved shady dealings..She called me by 11pm 2 rescue her from d hand f sm boys..we had been datin 4 only 1wk den..yet I went 2 find her wt ma main man..Wat if 2 se yawa gaz,I 4 colet bullet 4 a her dt nite..2day she don waka..I 4 like colet 1 more round..choii

Movingcoil: plz can u say dat wid english lemme understand

It has finished ( e don finish), God.

Missed a night of group reading with my friends for a core course exam just to be with one of my babe that just got into town and called to pass the night at my place. called up my friends and told them i was having a running stomach and can't make it to the group reading that night. .... Got so disappointed at myself cos she was seeing her period and Kpekusing was prohibited...... I had to rush down to school the next day so i could read something before entering the exam hall and during the exam, I was just disturbing one of my frnds that sat beside me and stretching my neck like a giraffe ........... Obviously it wasn't for love but a perfect case of lust

After the exam i told my close pal the truth why i couldn't make it to the group reading and he was so furious but we later laughed it off. up till date he still bring up the issue whenever we have an appointment and I'm not able to make it there on time.

dabrake: That was in my 100L. She told me she needed N15k for her upkeep and that I should give her. Had no money then(home and abroad). Lied to my mum that I needed cash to sort some courses. Got N15k from my mum, spent N100 'cos I was hungry. She still para for over 2hrs sey I comot N100 use chop.

walahi ma guy na u mumu pas

I was in 100 level then, always spending ma last cash taking her to eateries while trekking home to drink garri. Eventualy, sold ma fone to survive for d smster. Became phoneless for a very long time. To think dat I didn't even see her pants. All ma friends made good fun out of me.

Hmm...nawao,well done@debrake...well mine was I got angry b'cos my friend went behind my back to see my g.f,dats was back then in ss3..i dnt think any girl is worth dat trouble anymore!

honeric01:

O wa fho nee o Chei Osanobua!

Let me interprete : O wa fho nee o Chei Osanobua= house don finish o Chei God

Na lie I talk?

M0re, M0re, i n!d m0re....very very funNY

I was so daft for using my school fees to help gf out and when she came out of the prb she put into me sadness, she left me for another man. I couldn't write my exams and my letter to defer my admission then was rejected by school mgt. Now am getting my feet back on ground again and I will neva make such silly mistake again...

2sexy: Let me interprete : O wa fho nee o Chei Osanobua= house don finish o Chei God

Na lie I talk?

o wa

not oowa

so you kinda missed it a bit.

Stole my Anty's lean change to pay her sch fees.Eventually,I waka go as she prefer another ahead of me.

binger: I've never fallen in love before.i do have great feelings for my g.fs in the past,buh am sure av never truly loved.I guess its reserved for my wife

Why do you say so? Don't you think one of those feelings could be love?

Mine was not too funny- on one faith full day i decide to give her a visit meanwhile i have calculate my to and fro transport fare, i take exactly nothing more nothing less from house, after the visitation as she is accompany me she heat her shoe on the ground and the shoe cut off. see disgrace, but fortunately for her there is one shoe maker nearby and we both went there for repair. i don't know whether the guy know how much i have in my pocket, i just give him my last change and d girl wave me bye bye from their. Hmm LWTMB any time i remember this i trek go home that day

Went To midnite class jst becos i wntd 2 c a gurl n i wont open my buk 2read anitin til dawn. Always helpin ha wit assignmnts n term papers n neglectin my own buks. I cum fuckup big tym wen results came out...