Smartie gurl: lolz!! *smiles*

Smartie gurl: why the word "we" ?

annawhite: shake my bum bum like a true calabar woman! Mschewwww

D-Explorer:

*looks inside* aah ah, no periwinkle, snail, efun, shaki, sliced pomo inside? Damn it!

binger: Keep ur food to urself...btw, i read ur farking diary.its farking interesting and hilarious. More farking ink to your farking pen.lol

D-Explorer:

That flat thing that won't full my two hands? Parkwell jare

D-Explorer:

Ogbeni, your wahala too much. Wetin make i do for you this time

annawhite: which hands?u mean dose midget looking fingers u have?
I don't tink so

Vanneni: huhn

uj_sizzle:

bro u're looking in d wrong plate not mine lol. How cld u forget I'm igbo...we live for orisirisi in our soup esp bitterleaf soup.

annawhite: which hands?u mean dose midget looking fingers u have?
I don't tink so

Chukskalidon:
dix one no b mata of ogbeni o. I av said i wan to woo @cdamsel and @badaosky. So reasn am wela wit me

D-Explorer:

Badosky is hooked, Cdamsel is there. They got diff slots and don't disturb me with your "wooing two" else i pour you pepper water. Ok

uj_sizzle:
*slaps him for using the F word* that's no way to speak to a lady young man *stern face* or do i have to cut ur tongue to teach u some manners?

Chukskalidon:
pepper water? From meat abi soup? Me I go like meat own. Anyway sha its jst dat cdamsel dnt really lyk me to woo her.

flanrey:

bebe
You're a darling **hugs**

Smartie gurl: Wats good dearie? Lng tym.

D-Explorer:

Na forming

cdamsel: Come Dx carry my name commot dat place abeg,I no do again.

cdamsel: Come Dx carry my name commot dat place abeg,I no do again.

Idowuogbo:
Y?

Idowuogbo:
Y?

cdamsel: dis chuks dude just got on my last nerve

cdamsel: dis chuks dude just got on my last nerve

cdamsel: dis chuks dude just got on my last nerve

binger:
Lol..the boy dey play popcorn paroles

Chukskalidon:
oya sori. Abeg DX make u no vex comot ma name 4 im wooer,make she no vex again.

binger:
Lol..the boy dey play popcorn paroles

Idowuogbo:
In Okafor's law, d blokos dat vexeth u, is d blokos dat satisfies d...u na mean

binger: *looks on provoked* so u couldn't get the message i was trying to pass. And what do i get for my farking compliments? A farking slap! Young lady,that is no way to treat a dude...#anamachikwanu

cdamsel: he has a long way 2 go b4 he gets there,he has 3layers 2 pass thru b4 he enters,he isn't even close sweeti