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Re: Sh*t Nigerian Parents Say... by FXKing2012(m): 7:12am On Feb 10, 2013
Shollypopz:
mu ska ska ska ska grin grin....that's why u ran when she came grin
Some people are royals while others belong in the gutter, @abiL fits in the latter.

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Re: Sh*t Nigerian Parents Say... by Nobody: 7:32am On Feb 10, 2013
Shollypopz: What is wrong with these e-chickens?? U look for someone's attention, then run when they give it to you?? Hia!!

abiL, I salute you too!! kiss

If I ever have an alternate account, it will be ShollyPipe, BOSS! cool
grin

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Re: Sh*t Nigerian Parents Say... by FXKing2012(m): 7:39am On Feb 10, 2013
abiL: Let me take my bra off
For some reason I dont believe you wear any.

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Re: Sh*t Nigerian Parents Say... by FXKing2012(m): 7:40am On Feb 10, 2013
abiL: Fcking2012

Let me catch you chatting air again. You untrained bush pig!
Hmmnnn...learn to spell right before learning to throw insults.
Still expecting you on all fours dear.

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Re: Sh*t Nigerian Parents Say... by Oahray: 7:46am On Feb 10, 2013
Ishilove:
See him, agent of strife and discord. undecided
ha! You exaggerate jare. I did not join the squabble, simply watched like an agent of peace and accord. How do I settle a fight I did not watch, eh? grin

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Re: Sh*t Nigerian Parents Say... by sauceEEP(m): 9:30am On Feb 10, 2013
@ Fxking2012 u don fall my hand, why start something u know u can't finish? Abil don show nd ur running, but babe u get mouth oooo! I just love dis name 'GUTTER CREW'. Idonogbo or idowu,go get ur full crew nah cos one person neva show. Una gutta crew is gradually losing its relevance o!

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Re: Sh*t Nigerian Parents Say... by Idowuogbo(f): 9:38am On Feb 10, 2013
sauceEEP: @ Fxking2012 u don fall my hand, why start something u know u can't finish? Abil don show nd ur running, but babe u get mouth oooo! I just love dis name 'GUTTER CREW'. Idonogbo or idowu,go get ur full crew nah cos one person neva show. Una gutta crew is gradually losing its relevance o!
gutter breed, and u are? mr irrelevant,Jog on joor!

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Re: Sh*t Nigerian Parents Say... by FXKing2012(m): 9:45am On Feb 10, 2013
sauceEEP: @ Fxking2012 u don fall my hand, why start something u know u can't finish? Abil don show nd ur running, but babe u get mouth oooo! I just love dis name 'GUTTER CREW'. Idonogbo or idowu,go get ur full crew nah cos one person neva show. Una gutta crew is gradually losing its relevance o!
And who is this loose ruminant? Pls introduce yourself.

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Re: Sh*t Nigerian Parents Say... by abiL(f): 10:36am On Feb 10, 2013
2buff: Why all this abuse?

@Abil I know people are people, but seriously babe, you gotta lay easy on the yabbings. undecided
People parents should be kept out of things.

Don't you feel just wrong when all that stuff is rushing out of you?


Nope I don't.. please do face your front && don't tell me how to act.

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Re: Sh*t Nigerian Parents Say... by abiL(f): 10:50am On Feb 10, 2013
FXKing2012:
And who is this loose ruminant? Pls introduce yourself.


You're a foôl. I've said it before, I'll say it again. You're a fool. That's all you'll ever be in life, a foöl. Nothing much you can expect from a föol given birth to by foôls.

Get my username out of your stinky mouth, I'm not interested! I only date humans.


I refuse to engage in trading abuse with a numptey half-bred. So whatever thrash you want to spill, please do, and when I've got spare time, I might come and deal with you. I know you love me... Na lie? grin hahahaha shït-face.


How pathetic is your life for your grown-aśs to be displaying this amount of foôlishness. Who goes on a forum for the purpose of chasing my aśs all day. I don't mind though, keep licking my shït... What else were you born to do? That's your purpose son, and you're doing a great job. abiL's personal aśs-wipe


If seeing my username on this forum pains you that bad, go and have a nice warm bubble bath with concentrated hydrochloric acid. Enjoy! wink


You're a waste of flesh. Masquerade go punish that your poverty stricken hands that you're using to access this thread. Iseee! smiley



Ps: I'm also aware that your love for me has spread to other threads grin.... Sorry to burst your bubble, but I won't be acknowledging your existence on any other threads. But good luck with your charity!

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Re: Sh*t Nigerian Parents Say... by FXKing2012(m): 12:19pm On Feb 10, 2013
@abiL, you must be suffering from mad cow disease....what a load of gibberish you just spewed all over the place, you really do need professional help.

You sound like a rabid dog, or on a second thought I think you are just sex starved. Unfortunately for u I cant help you in that department, you have your lovely goat...
But seriously your level of shallowness and intellectual bankruptcy sweeps me off my feet, not to mention your animalistic tendencies as mentioned by some posters.

You say I want you and that makes me pinch myself to be sure I'm not having a nightmare. Candidly, I'd rather be doing a monkey than bring my magic stick anywhere near you.

Pls do the human race a favour and dont pass this gene of yours on to another generation. Things like you should never be allowed to leave the lab, you are only good as a piece of medical research. Yeah, that's what you are: a piece of medical research.

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Re: Sh*t Nigerian Parents Say... by abiL(f): 12:27pm On Feb 10, 2013
^^^^

Hahahahahahahaha YOU ARE REALLY PATHETIC.

Another reason why I can't be exchanging words with you. Can't be stooping to your level. Lai lai!

Abeg, carry go! I hope you're getting paid for all your noise making sha.


My username shall continually be in your thoughts. kiss


If you stop your foölish antics, then your father is an uncircumcised göat fûcking fággot.
So please, do continue.


When one is idle, the devil starts to dance makosa && azonto with one's life. May your misfortunes never leave you.

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Re: Sh*t Nigerian Parents Say... by Nobody: 12:45pm On Feb 10, 2013
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Re: Sh*t Nigerian Parents Say... by Nobody: 12:49pm On Feb 10, 2013
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Re: Sh*t Nigerian Parents Say... by Nobody: 12:57pm On Feb 10, 2013
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Re: Sh*t Nigerian Parents Say... by Nobody: 2:25pm On Feb 10, 2013
Na wa o! See insults...

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Re: Sh*t Nigerian Parents Say... by Nobody: 2:30pm On Feb 10, 2013
Iduogbo sure is fugly lol,inside and out!

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Re: Sh*t Nigerian Parents Say... by MrsChima(f): 2:32pm On Feb 10, 2013
Lol.

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Re: Sh*t Nigerian Parents Say... by Idowuogbo(f): 2:38pm On Feb 10, 2013
HotNaijaBabe: You are so confused in ur jealousy. Line up every female in ur race, madam Gutter-crew...none holds anything on me.
My weave is really fine actually, get those fugly fake lashes off ur eyes so u can see well.
Mumu.

Ur weave is really fine? Kai! ROFTLMAOOOING...

Happy Sunday Mgbekelicious! kiss

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Re: Sh*t Nigerian Parents Say... by Nobody: 2:40pm On Feb 10, 2013
Oya, enough is enough you two.

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Re: Sh*t Nigerian Parents Say... by Nobody: 3:28pm On Feb 10, 2013
Idowuogbo:
Ur weave is really fine? Kai! ROFTLMAOOOING...

Happy Sunday Mgbekelicious! kiss

Leave her alone granny with your irrelevant comments. Start by fixing those pubic hair you got on your eyes (eyelashes) cheesy
Yesterday you ran away with shame just shut up

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Re: Sh*t Nigerian Parents Say... by Nobody: 4:14pm On Feb 10, 2013
perfect way to spend my NL sunday afternnon

whosoever is liking this posts should continue...you'll get tired eventually grin grin

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Re: Sh*t Nigerian Parents Say... by AdeniyiA(m): 4:45pm On Feb 10, 2013
acidosis™:
Na wa o! See insults...
"insults?"...,no! it's rather an onslaught
Re: Sh*t Nigerian Parents Say... by Nobody: 4:50pm On Feb 10, 2013
So after all this bile una go kon go praise the lord again today (some of una dey come from church sef).
Na wa o undecided

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Re: Sh*t Nigerian Parents Say... by Nobody: 4:55pm On Feb 10, 2013
2buff: So after all this bile una go kon go praise the lord again today (some of una dey come from church sef).
Na wa o undecided

abiL is sitting beside me in the choir section grin
Re: Sh*t Nigerian Parents Say... by abiL(f): 5:21pm On Feb 10, 2013
Ileke-IdI:


abiL is sitting beside me in the choir section grin


Amen sister!! grin
Re: Sh*t Nigerian Parents Say... by Nobody: 5:29pm On Feb 10, 2013
abiL:

Amen sister!! grin

When are you going to shout me?? undecided undecided
Re: Sh*t Nigerian Parents Say... by abiL(f): 5:36pm On Feb 10, 2013
shy-mmex:


When are you going to shout me?? undecided undecided


For what?
Re: Sh*t Nigerian Parents Say... by Nobody: 5:47pm On Feb 10, 2013
abiL:

For what?

I wnna take you out... wink

Theatre, restaurant, bowling, or ice skating?? undecided undecided
Re: Sh*t Nigerian Parents Say... by Nobody: 5:50pm On Feb 10, 2013
- I think my parents say; "when there's life, there's hope" a lot... grin

- Sharrap there, you bastard...

- You're a very stubborn boy, I'll beat the devil out of your head...

- Omokomo ikeji aja...

- If I catch you, I'll show you pepper... grin
Re: Sh*t Nigerian Parents Say... by abiL(f): 6:39pm On Feb 10, 2013
shy-mmex:


I wnna take you out... wink

Theatre, restaurant, bowling, or ice skating?? undecided undecided

All of the above!! grin
Re: Sh*t Nigerian Parents Say... by abiL(f): 6:40pm On Feb 10, 2013
shy-mmex:
- I think my parents say; "when there's life, there's hope" a lot... grin

- Sharrap there, you bastard...

- You're a very stubborn boy, I'll beat the devil out of your head...

- Omokomo ikeji aja...

- If I catch you, I'll show you pepper... grin


The bolded is funny. But the thread has lost its purpose.

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